Almighty crossover king

Chapter 29 I speak for myself
"Haha, Brother Fan's trap is too deep, if you don't have enough IQ, you will really be tricked..."

"Lv Xiaoou, let's play after him. If you play IQ with Brother Fan, you won't know how to die."

"Haha, graduate student Lu, how did your graduate student get here?"

"It seems that IQ has nothing to do with education..."

"It's killing me..."

"To sum up, Lu Xiaoou has been a pig, a donkey, and even impregnated a sow. He is shameless, even worse than a beast, and he doesn't know how to turn his head..."

"It's killing me..."

The Internet became lively, Lu Xiaoou's residence, Lu Xiaoou's cell phone was dropped by Zhang Fan angrily.

"what happened?"

Lu Xiaoou's wife came in, and seeing Lu Xiaoou's gloomy face, she couldn't help asking.When passing by the computer, I glanced at the computer curiously, and was instantly attracted by the content on the computer.

Question: The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee.Then the tortoise and the hare crossed the finish line together, who do you think the judges will judge as the winner?"

Answer: Pigs know the answer.

Question: It’s Chinese New Year, and there are no new year goods, only a pig and a donkey, who should be killed first? "

Answer: To kill a pig, the donkey thinks so too.Killing donkeys, pigs think so too.

Question: The three ancient sages: Confucius, Mencius, and Laozi were locked together with an old sow. The next day the old sow became pregnant. Neither Confucius nor Mencius did it. Who did it? Woolen cloth?
Answer: Answering Lao Tzu means that you impregnated the pig
Question: A face fell from the sky, do you want it? "

Answer: Yes, it means you were shameless before.No, it means you are shameless now
Q: You race a bear with a bear, what do you hope to end up with?
Answer: If you lose, you are worse than a beast.You win, you are more beast than beast.Tie, you are like a beast.

Question: A pig ran out of the house and saw a big tree, but why didn't it turn around?

Answer: Pigs don't do brain teasers.

Seeing Zhang Fan's Weibo, Lu Xiaoou's wife couldn't help laughing.

"Who is this? Such a loss..."

Lu Xiaoou's wife couldn't help asking, this sentence made Lu Xiaoou's face even uglier.

"Humph……"

Lu Xiaoou snorted coldly and walked straight into the bedroom.Seeing Lu Xiaoou's expression, Lu Xiaoou's wife didn't dare to say anything, and followed her into the bedroom.

Zhang Fan's quick counterattack completely fooled Lu Xiaoou and the others.They are not at the same level at all, and jumping out again is asking for trouble.

In the evening, Zhang Fan's Weibo was updated again.There is no text for this update, just a video uploaded.

"Brother Fan's Weibo has been updated..."

At Zhao Ying's home, Zhao Ying saw that Zhang Fan's Weibo was updated and quickly clicked on the video.Zhao Ying is a fan of Zhang Fan, and it was the first time she saw such an artist as a youthful and rebellious artist.Zhao Ying has deceived many people with those classic swear words and tricky brain teasers.

"What is this? Microfilm?"

After the video was played, Zhao Ying became curious.

"You only see my salary, but not my sweat..."

The video started to play, and the first shot was Huilong Spring holding up a 8000 million sign.In the second scene, Zhang Fan kept revising the manuscript late at night.

The two shots coupled with Zhang Fan's two words made Zhao Ying feel numb all over in an instant, as if she had been electrocuted.

"You have your rules, I have my choices..."

The third shot appeared, Zhang Fan was sitting there, holding the copy of "Fan Gexiu" in his hand.There was an old and ugly woman sitting next to her. This woman reached out to touch Zhang Fan's hand, but Zhang Fan pushed her away.

In the fourth scene, Zhang Fan performed the first live broadcast of "Fan Ge Show" on a simple stage.

"You deny my present, I decide my future..."

In the fifth scene, Zhang Fan took the plan of "Fan Ge Show", but was rejected again and again.

The sixth scene, "Fan Gexiu" was a great success in Panda.

"You laughed at me for having nothing and not worthy of love. I pity you for always waiting."

In the seventh shot, a rich second generation stands next to a Ferrari, holding flowers in his hand, and there are bodyguards holding umbrellas beside him, and a beautiful woman comes out of a building.And Zhang Fan was also standing beside him, holding just a simple gift box.

In the eighth scene, the girl happily accepts Zhang Fan's gift and Zhang Fan leaves, leaving only the bewildered rich second generation.

"You can despise my youth, I will prove whose era it is."

The ninth scene, "Fan Gexiu" was rejected again and again, but Zhang Fan did not give up, on the construction site, in the bar, in the factory, on the street, and in the detention center.While working part-time, I perfected the copywriting of "The Fan Ge Show".

In the tenth scene, "The Fan Ge Show" was a big success, Zhang Fan stood under the spotlight brightly and smiled.

"Dreams are doomed to travel alone, and doubts and ridicules are indispensable on the road. But so what, even if you are covered in bruises, you must live beautifully."

Under the lens, glass falls one by one, and there are scenes of pictures inside.There are denials, ridicules, insults, tears, and hard work.Zhang Fan walked among them, and finally raised his fist to smash everything.

"I am Zhang Fan, and I speak for myself..."

At the end of the shot, Zhang Fan stood in the dark space and said with a smile.The screen was pulled down, and the three characters of "Fan Gexiu" appeared, accompanied by Zhang Fan's narration: "Fan Gexiu, we will see you soon."

The entire video lasted just over a minute. After watching this commercial, Zhao Ying couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Is this an ad? Why do I want to cry."

"I speak for myself, well said..."

"Brother Fan, come on, young people are not afraid of doubts..."

"Let those who doubt it go away..."

"I cried, I really cried..."

"Brother Fan, come on, what happened to dropping out of junior high school? What happened to being a manure collector? What happened to selling pirated CDs? What happened to being detained? We are young and have capital. God didn't give us a rich family, just to let us Go work hard on your own..."

"I speak for myself..."

It's hot, Zhang Fan's advertisement is completely popular.It has been reprinted by countless netizens.I spoke for myself and was spoiled by everyone, and various versions of me speaking for myself came out one after another.

Student version: You only see my grades, but not my efforts.You have your test paper, and I have my answer.You laughed at me for not having high grades and not being worthy of fun. I pity you for wanting to go to a prestigious school.You can underestimate our achievements, we will prove whose century it is.Reading is destined to be a painful journey, and there will always be setbacks and low scores along the way.But so what, even if you fail the exam, you have to pass it calmly.I am a student and I speak for myself.

Post-90s Edition: You only hear my stories, but you don't see the path I have traveled.You live your life, I live mine.You can laugh at me for not getting anything done, but I pity you for sticking to the rules.You can achieve a temporary victory.But time will tell whose era it is.Success is destined to be a painful journey, so what?Even withered, but also to bloom.I am born in the 90s and I speak for myself.

It's on fire, it's on fire.The website named this kind of joke Zhang Fanti, so various versions of Zhang Fanti came out quickly.

(End of this chapter)