Almighty crossover king
Chapter 451 The Tasted Apple
Chapter 451 The Tasted Apple
Click on the video and the video will start playing.What came into view was an old man wearing the clothes of a sanitation worker, sweeping the street hard.Basking in the scorching sun, Dou Da's sweat kept dripping on the ground.
At this moment, a young man wearing slippers and a gold chain with a ruffian face walked up to him. He was eating an ice cream with one hand, and was fascinated by a mobile phone with the other.The two cameras on the back of the phone can be seen as the latest iPhone 8.
The sanitation worker was playing with his body and was busy cleaning up the rubbish on the road. The young man was fascinated by his mobile phone and bumped into the sanitation worker.The body slammed, and the phone fell directly to the ground.
"sorry Sorry……"
The sanitation worker quickly apologized.
"Fuck, you old bastard. Are you scared, do you know what kind of phone this is? Apple 8, does Apple know? You old bastard will never be able to use it for the rest of your life. How about more than 1 yuan? If it breaks, you can afford it ?"
The young man said viciously, showing his ugly face to the fullest.The sanitation worker kept apologizing.The young man picked up the phone with disdain, and wiped it carefully.
"I'm not dead, I will walk with my eyes in the future. If you want to bump into someone, you have to pick someone to bump into. Remember, you can't hit someone with an Apple phone. See clearly, this logo, Apple, huh..."
After finishing speaking, the young man walked away arrogantly, and threw the unfinished ice cream on the ground.The ice cream melted, the sanitation worker lowered his head, took out toilet paper from his pocket and wiped the floor carefully.
The camera changes, and a bus stops.It was still the sanitation worker who came, and she dragged her tired body onto the bus, looking a little tired.But on the bus, many people turned a blind eye.Especially in the love seat, a few young people looked up at the old man, and continued to play with their phones, which were officially Apple phones.
"Hey, Xiaoli, I'm Brother Biao. Come out and play, your husband. Why are you talking to her, come out, I'll buy you an iPhone. We have money..."
A big belly full of big yellow teeth was talking on the phone loudly on the bus, and many people around couldn't help frowning.And the mobile phone with the big belly is the iPhone 8.
Suddenly, the brakes were slammed, and the sanitation old man slammed into the big belly unsteadily.
"You old bastard, you're blind, where are you going to crash? Can you afford to pay for my phone being damaged? Have you ever seen an Apple phone? This is an iPhone 8, and a screen costs two thousand and eight. You can't pay for it if you sell it. Rolling and dirty, it looks like a poor ghost..."
With a big belly and a face full of beatings, the old man could only apologize submissively.
The camera turned again, and the old man returned to his dilapidated home.And at home, a shirtless young man with a bum-looking face was sitting on the bed.Seeing the old man come back, he immediately stood up.
"Immortal, have you been paid yet?"
The middle-aged man stood up and came to the old man.
"No, no..."
The old man shook his head quickly, but subconsciously grabbed his pocket.
"Give it to me quickly, I tell you, I want to buy an Apple 8, do you know what an Apple represents? Identity, rich people use Apple, I have an Apple 8, and I can marry a wife. Give me..."
The young man directly snatched the several hundred yuan salary just paid by the old man from the old man's pocket, rushed out of the door, and pushed the old man away.The old man looked at the back of the young man going away, so he could only sit there and secretly wipe his tears, and finally took out two steamed buns and ate them in one bite.
The three short pictures gave people the urge to kill.Especially the scene where the old man sheds tears and eats steamed buns for the last time, which directly makes people cry.
"Fuck, these people really deserve to be killed..."
"Paralysis, I finally know what kind of people use apples..."
"The current Apple is just a thing for a group of dicks to pretend to be cowardly..."
"Yeah, now many people buy an apple and pretend to be a rich person..."
"what……"
"Damn, I'm using an Apple. After watching this video, I almost smashed my phone..."
"It has been thrown into the basin..."
"It's been smashed..."
"I have actually encountered this kind of thing. People who use Apple phones feel that they are superior, but they are actually stupid. Using Apple is superior..."
As soon as this video came out, there was a lot of excitement below.And on the Internet, many people soon imitated this joke.
In short, the content of the joke is very simple, that is, people who hack Apple phones.How disgusting how to shoot, how to black how to shoot.
The shortcomings of Apple mobile phones have also been ridiculed by netizens, especially the iPhone 8.A screen costs 2800, which is the most expensive screen in history.
It's broken, a video posted by Zhang Fan.Directly dig out the iPhone 8.In particular, the phrase 2800 per screen has been imitated by many people.
"I'm proud of using Apple, an 880 earpiece, poor people can't afford it..."
"I'm proud to use Apple, a pair of headphones 660, can you afford it?"
"I am proud of using Apple, a charger is 500, do you know?"
The video began to ferment like a virus, and on Apple's official website, the mobile phone booking speed suddenly became full.Not only that, but many people returned their orders.
In the branch of Huaxia Apple, many high-level executives of Apple gathered together.When they saw the video, there was anger on their faces.
This video is completely discrediting the image of Apple products, and in this way tells others what kind of people use Apple products.In the past, using Apple products was a fashion, a trend, a technological aficionado, and a status symbol.
But now, as soon as this video is promoted, the support for using Apple has changed.Become a nouveau riche, pretend to be a dick, and so on.Such an image makes people make some subtle changes.Some customers who were going to buy this product may give up buying because of this.The current decline in orders is the best example.
"Asshole, notify the legal department and sue Zhang Fan. This is simply a hooligan."
Wang Xin, the president of Apple's Huaxia branch, looked angry.In the past two years, Apple's business in China has already had problems.Apple products are growing in other parts of the world, but there is a decline in China.
Now that Apple 8 is on the market, Wang Xin is still counting on this product to create performance for himself.Now that the mobile phone has just been released, Zhang Fan began to discredit Apple products.Wang Xin understood Zhang Fan's influence very well.Zhang Fan is an intercontinental superstar in China and the chairman of Longteng Group, he has a great influence on the hearts of young people.
Now that this product is open to black apples, the loss to Apple is not a little bit.After all, the profit of Apple mobile phones is very high, and the higher the profit of the product, the greater the loss of these scandals to Apple.If Zhang Fan continues to be blackmailed like this, the sales of Apple products in China may have to continue to decline sharply.
(End of this chapter)
Click on the video and the video will start playing.What came into view was an old man wearing the clothes of a sanitation worker, sweeping the street hard.Basking in the scorching sun, Dou Da's sweat kept dripping on the ground.
At this moment, a young man wearing slippers and a gold chain with a ruffian face walked up to him. He was eating an ice cream with one hand, and was fascinated by a mobile phone with the other.The two cameras on the back of the phone can be seen as the latest iPhone 8.
The sanitation worker was playing with his body and was busy cleaning up the rubbish on the road. The young man was fascinated by his mobile phone and bumped into the sanitation worker.The body slammed, and the phone fell directly to the ground.
"sorry Sorry……"
The sanitation worker quickly apologized.
"Fuck, you old bastard. Are you scared, do you know what kind of phone this is? Apple 8, does Apple know? You old bastard will never be able to use it for the rest of your life. How about more than 1 yuan? If it breaks, you can afford it ?"
The young man said viciously, showing his ugly face to the fullest.The sanitation worker kept apologizing.The young man picked up the phone with disdain, and wiped it carefully.
"I'm not dead, I will walk with my eyes in the future. If you want to bump into someone, you have to pick someone to bump into. Remember, you can't hit someone with an Apple phone. See clearly, this logo, Apple, huh..."
After finishing speaking, the young man walked away arrogantly, and threw the unfinished ice cream on the ground.The ice cream melted, the sanitation worker lowered his head, took out toilet paper from his pocket and wiped the floor carefully.
The camera changes, and a bus stops.It was still the sanitation worker who came, and she dragged her tired body onto the bus, looking a little tired.But on the bus, many people turned a blind eye.Especially in the love seat, a few young people looked up at the old man, and continued to play with their phones, which were officially Apple phones.
"Hey, Xiaoli, I'm Brother Biao. Come out and play, your husband. Why are you talking to her, come out, I'll buy you an iPhone. We have money..."
A big belly full of big yellow teeth was talking on the phone loudly on the bus, and many people around couldn't help frowning.And the mobile phone with the big belly is the iPhone 8.
Suddenly, the brakes were slammed, and the sanitation old man slammed into the big belly unsteadily.
"You old bastard, you're blind, where are you going to crash? Can you afford to pay for my phone being damaged? Have you ever seen an Apple phone? This is an iPhone 8, and a screen costs two thousand and eight. You can't pay for it if you sell it. Rolling and dirty, it looks like a poor ghost..."
With a big belly and a face full of beatings, the old man could only apologize submissively.
The camera turned again, and the old man returned to his dilapidated home.And at home, a shirtless young man with a bum-looking face was sitting on the bed.Seeing the old man come back, he immediately stood up.
"Immortal, have you been paid yet?"
The middle-aged man stood up and came to the old man.
"No, no..."
The old man shook his head quickly, but subconsciously grabbed his pocket.
"Give it to me quickly, I tell you, I want to buy an Apple 8, do you know what an Apple represents? Identity, rich people use Apple, I have an Apple 8, and I can marry a wife. Give me..."
The young man directly snatched the several hundred yuan salary just paid by the old man from the old man's pocket, rushed out of the door, and pushed the old man away.The old man looked at the back of the young man going away, so he could only sit there and secretly wipe his tears, and finally took out two steamed buns and ate them in one bite.
The three short pictures gave people the urge to kill.Especially the scene where the old man sheds tears and eats steamed buns for the last time, which directly makes people cry.
"Fuck, these people really deserve to be killed..."
"Paralysis, I finally know what kind of people use apples..."
"The current Apple is just a thing for a group of dicks to pretend to be cowardly..."
"Yeah, now many people buy an apple and pretend to be a rich person..."
"what……"
"Damn, I'm using an Apple. After watching this video, I almost smashed my phone..."
"It has been thrown into the basin..."
"It's been smashed..."
"I have actually encountered this kind of thing. People who use Apple phones feel that they are superior, but they are actually stupid. Using Apple is superior..."
As soon as this video came out, there was a lot of excitement below.And on the Internet, many people soon imitated this joke.
In short, the content of the joke is very simple, that is, people who hack Apple phones.How disgusting how to shoot, how to black how to shoot.
The shortcomings of Apple mobile phones have also been ridiculed by netizens, especially the iPhone 8.A screen costs 2800, which is the most expensive screen in history.
It's broken, a video posted by Zhang Fan.Directly dig out the iPhone 8.In particular, the phrase 2800 per screen has been imitated by many people.
"I'm proud of using Apple, an 880 earpiece, poor people can't afford it..."
"I'm proud to use Apple, a pair of headphones 660, can you afford it?"
"I am proud of using Apple, a charger is 500, do you know?"
The video began to ferment like a virus, and on Apple's official website, the mobile phone booking speed suddenly became full.Not only that, but many people returned their orders.
In the branch of Huaxia Apple, many high-level executives of Apple gathered together.When they saw the video, there was anger on their faces.
This video is completely discrediting the image of Apple products, and in this way tells others what kind of people use Apple products.In the past, using Apple products was a fashion, a trend, a technological aficionado, and a status symbol.
But now, as soon as this video is promoted, the support for using Apple has changed.Become a nouveau riche, pretend to be a dick, and so on.Such an image makes people make some subtle changes.Some customers who were going to buy this product may give up buying because of this.The current decline in orders is the best example.
"Asshole, notify the legal department and sue Zhang Fan. This is simply a hooligan."
Wang Xin, the president of Apple's Huaxia branch, looked angry.In the past two years, Apple's business in China has already had problems.Apple products are growing in other parts of the world, but there is a decline in China.
Now that Apple 8 is on the market, Wang Xin is still counting on this product to create performance for himself.Now that the mobile phone has just been released, Zhang Fan began to discredit Apple products.Wang Xin understood Zhang Fan's influence very well.Zhang Fan is an intercontinental superstar in China and the chairman of Longteng Group, he has a great influence on the hearts of young people.
Now that this product is open to black apples, the loss to Apple is not a little bit.After all, the profit of Apple mobile phones is very high, and the higher the profit of the product, the greater the loss of these scandals to Apple.If Zhang Fan continues to be blackmailed like this, the sales of Apple products in China may have to continue to decline sharply.
(End of this chapter)
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