From today on is the king
Chapter 1127 1126. Farts Flying in the Air
Chapter 1127 1126. Farts Flying in the Air
Speaking of a dinner party, the seven stars of the two teams didn't eat much, except O'Neill and Liu Mang, one lost weight and remained fat, a training madman ate some high-calorie food, and the others ate some vegetable salad casually. The noon dinner passed like this.
After returning together to the employee parking lot at Phillips Arena, the players from the two teams separated into the aisles for the home team and the away team's practice field.
Wade and O'Neal returned to the visiting team's training ground. Wade said to O'Neal while walking: "Shaq, you don't care about them. You are the best center in NBA history. What is more important to us is the playoffs."
Wade worried that O'Neal played too hard in a regular season, worried that he would be injured or affect his physical fitness.
"I don't care, I'm going to kill them, Dwyane, I'll take a month off after the All-Star game, and I'll leave the rest of the regular season to you." O'Neal finished speaking and went to the lounge to sleep.
When Wade heard O'Neill's words, a mouthful of old blood blocked his throat!
What does it mean to leave the rest of the regular season to him?
Wade didn't react!
Last year's O'Neal had a new high attendance rate and playing time since his MVP season in the 99-00 season, because he wanted to prove that he was not old and could still step on Kobe in the first year after leaving the Lakers.
But in the second year, Kobe was playing like that. O'Neal thought about it and let it go. He should rest when he should. He was almost squeezed dry by Pat Riley.
After Yao Ming entered January, he played only 1 minutes back to back. Why should O'Neal be so tired?
So, for the first time, Wade experienced what Kobe had experienced. He watched O'Neal go to the locker room and lay down under a blanket, with a dazed look on his face.
At this time, a greasy man appeared next to Wade: "Dwyane, come with me."
Wade looked at Pat Riley who suddenly appeared, was taken aback, and immediately followed Pat Riley to the meeting room of the visiting team arranged by the Eagles.
"Dwyane, Shaq is dying..." After Pat Riley closed the door, the first sentence came out.
Fortunately, Wade did not misunderstand, and asked: "Pat, you mean Shaq's ability..."
"Yes, Shaq is old. The team doctor said that he can't support the performance of the entire regular season. After the All-Star Weekend, he will definitely need to rest. Dwyane, you have to work harder later..." Pat Riley didn't say what he had squeezed out O'Neal for more than a year, and forced him to say that O'Neal was old.
Looking at the fortune teller, Wade thought of something Liu Mang said...
However, for Wade, it is useless to remind him.
Some people are always naive.
"Okay, I get it, Pat, I'll take the team forward until Shaq rests."
……
……
The game between the Eagles and the Heat is the last game before the All-Star Weekend, and it can be regarded as the focus of the league's warm-up for the All-Star Weekend!
For other teams in the league, the half-season of 50 to 52 games has been played, and only the Eagles and Heat are left.
So far, the Eagles are 46 wins and 4 losses, ranking first in the league.
In the East, the Heat with 36 wins and 13 losses ranked second, the Pistons with 32 wins and 18 losses ranked third, the 28ers with 23 wins and 76 losses ranked fourth, the Cavaliers with 30 wins and 20 losses ranked fifth, and the Nets with 26 wins and 24 losses ranked sixth. Both the Bulls and Pacers with 25 wins and 26 losses ranked seventh and eighth.
Starting from seventh in the Eastern Conference, there has been no team with a winning percentage of more than [-]%.
In the west, the Spurs finished the half-season with 41 wins and 10 losses, ranking first in the west, tying the Spurs' team history with the lowest number of losses in the half.
After the Lakers acquired Fisher, their strength has improved a lot. After all, there is a three-pointer with a three-point shooting rate as high as 30.00% in his career so far, and a point guard who is obedient and can shoot.
It's not how good Fisher is. Fisher has been at his peak in the past two years. He was the sixth man of this weak team in the Warriors. When he was at his peak, he just competed for the best sixth man.
Except for Billups' point guard who can bring Anthony to the Western Conference Finals, Fisher is the most suitable point guard for Kobe and Yao Ming.
The Lakers are currently 36 wins and 15 losses, ranking second in the West.
小牛队35胜15负排在第三,超音速31胜20负排在第四,太阳队34胜16负排在第五,快船队31胜20负排在第六,掘金队27胜23负排在第七,爵士队27胜24负排在第八,黄蜂队26胜26负排在第九,国王队25胜26负排在第十,勇士队24胜26负排在No.11,灰熊队24胜27负排在No.12。
The top 12 in the Western Conference seem to have hopes for the playoffs. The gap from the seventh in the Western Conference to the No. [-] in the Western Conference is not very different. Six teams compete for the seventh and eighth positions.
With the atmosphere of the All-Star Weekend getting stronger and stronger, the fans have passed the fatigue period in the middle of the season. As the temperature gradually rises and the beginning of spring is approaching, the enthusiasm of the fans has been fully ignited, waiting for the All-Star Weekend and the second half of the season. The crazy team ranking battle.
In addition to the Spurs, Supersonics, and Clippers in the West, the unshakable first, fourth, and sixth; the rankings of second, third, and fifth are very fierce.
Although there is no suspense for the first and second place in the East, the Cavaliers also have the opportunity to attack the Pistons. The 76ers and the Nets have also been fiercely competing for the fourth place. Although the playoffs in the East are not as interesting as the West... But fans can watch the West!
The Eagles in the East have dominated the regular season for three of the previous four years, and the fans have long been used to it.
And the last game to watch in the East is the game between the Eagles and the Heat in front of you.
……
"Mangzi, we must win against O'Neill tonight!" Liu Mang's father taught Liu Mang dutifully from the sidelines.
"Yes yes yes." Liu Mang was so helpless!Because my father beat Yao Ming, he must beat O'Neal.
If Liu Mang wins against Yao Ming and loses to O'Neal, doesn't that mean that Yao Ming is not as good as O'Neal?
As an older generation of Chinese fans, Liu Mang's father does not allow this kind of thing to happen, he must win if he wants to win.
There was a training session at two o'clock in the afternoon, and the rest of the time was rested. At four o'clock, Liu Mang went home and took his family to the arena.
Liu Mang went to eat some nutritious meals, rested until [-]:[-] and started warming up. At [-]:[-], the warming up was over. Players from the two teams entered the court at Phillips Arena, and the scene was already agitated.
After his father's "Dun Dun teaching", Liu Mang returned to the bench. After listening to Coach Kruger's emphasis on tactics, soon, at 7:55, the match between the national live broadcast and the imperial TV live broadcast was about to begin.
When Liu Mang was applying chalk, he saw Kwame Brown grabbing a handful of chalk, and knew that Kwame Brown was going to the opposite side to mobilize the atmosphere. At this moment, Liu Mang saw O'Neill grab a handful of chalk too.
This is……
Kwame Brown glanced at O'Neill, walked across the technical stage with the arrogance typical of high school students, Liu Mang's father, Little Lolita, Levia, and bodyguards all took out their coats to cover their mouths and noses.
The fans at the scene saw Kwame Brown slap chalk all over the sky, and they all cheered to the rhythm of Kwame Brown's clapping.
At this moment, a fat man appeared next to Kwame Brown, pouted and slapped his butt, and the cheers at the scene stopped instantly...
That picture is like patting the buttocks, and a puff of magnesium powder is sprayed out from the buttocks...
Kwame Brown stared blankly at the movements of the fat man in front of him. After seeing the fat man wiped the chalk clean, he smiled proudly and walked back to his own half... Kwame Brown felt...
This fat man is retarded!
The fans immediately booed O'Neal wildly.
That scene feels like a ball of farts flying in the air!And this fart is not invisible, it is visible to the naked eye!
O'Neal didn't care at all, the biggest butt in NBA history twisted and walked back to his basket, snatched the ball from Haslem, jumped up and smashed it into the basket.
At this time, Wade, who happened to come to the technology table to rub chalk, smiled awkwardly at Liu Mang.
I am ashamed of my own fat...
Liu Mang feels that it is still interesting to play against O'Neal. Although he is more motivated to play against a compatriot like Yao Ming, O'Neal is so much fun!
At this time, the lights on the scene dimmed as Prince danced towards the enchanting and never returning...
With a roar from Rasheed Wallace, the lights came back on, Liu Mang sprinkled chalk into the air, and the two teams started their debut!
On the Heat's side, as the season progressed, the lineup arrangement has undergone some adjustments.
Jason - Williams and Wade, Posey's three outside lineup remains unchanged, inside, Haslem returned to the starting position, and O'Neal partner inside.
For the Eagles, after readjusting to the full starting lineup against the Bulls in the last game, this game continued to send Liu Mang, Tracy McGrady, Prince, Rasheed Wallace, and Kwame Brown to the starting lineup.
Mourning, David Lee, and Josh Smith on the sidelines are all making preparations. Today, the five major insiders of the Eagles are all ready to risk their lives, and flanking must be indispensable.
The atmosphere at the scene was very frenzied. After the All-Star substitute was announced yesterday, today's game became even more exciting for the fans.
Not counting Jason Terry on the Hawks bench, the starters of both teams accounted for half of the Eastern Conference All-Star lineup this season!
Kwame Brown and Shaquille O'Neal, a starting center for the Eastern Conference All-Stars for two consecutive years, and the most dominant center in history with a half-child mentality, stand on both sides of the center line staring at each other. Kwame Brown is ready to do something big!
(End of this chapter)
Speaking of a dinner party, the seven stars of the two teams didn't eat much, except O'Neill and Liu Mang, one lost weight and remained fat, a training madman ate some high-calorie food, and the others ate some vegetable salad casually. The noon dinner passed like this.
After returning together to the employee parking lot at Phillips Arena, the players from the two teams separated into the aisles for the home team and the away team's practice field.
Wade and O'Neal returned to the visiting team's training ground. Wade said to O'Neal while walking: "Shaq, you don't care about them. You are the best center in NBA history. What is more important to us is the playoffs."
Wade worried that O'Neal played too hard in a regular season, worried that he would be injured or affect his physical fitness.
"I don't care, I'm going to kill them, Dwyane, I'll take a month off after the All-Star game, and I'll leave the rest of the regular season to you." O'Neal finished speaking and went to the lounge to sleep.
When Wade heard O'Neill's words, a mouthful of old blood blocked his throat!
What does it mean to leave the rest of the regular season to him?
Wade didn't react!
Last year's O'Neal had a new high attendance rate and playing time since his MVP season in the 99-00 season, because he wanted to prove that he was not old and could still step on Kobe in the first year after leaving the Lakers.
But in the second year, Kobe was playing like that. O'Neal thought about it and let it go. He should rest when he should. He was almost squeezed dry by Pat Riley.
After Yao Ming entered January, he played only 1 minutes back to back. Why should O'Neal be so tired?
So, for the first time, Wade experienced what Kobe had experienced. He watched O'Neal go to the locker room and lay down under a blanket, with a dazed look on his face.
At this time, a greasy man appeared next to Wade: "Dwyane, come with me."
Wade looked at Pat Riley who suddenly appeared, was taken aback, and immediately followed Pat Riley to the meeting room of the visiting team arranged by the Eagles.
"Dwyane, Shaq is dying..." After Pat Riley closed the door, the first sentence came out.
Fortunately, Wade did not misunderstand, and asked: "Pat, you mean Shaq's ability..."
"Yes, Shaq is old. The team doctor said that he can't support the performance of the entire regular season. After the All-Star Weekend, he will definitely need to rest. Dwyane, you have to work harder later..." Pat Riley didn't say what he had squeezed out O'Neal for more than a year, and forced him to say that O'Neal was old.
Looking at the fortune teller, Wade thought of something Liu Mang said...
However, for Wade, it is useless to remind him.
Some people are always naive.
"Okay, I get it, Pat, I'll take the team forward until Shaq rests."
……
……
The game between the Eagles and the Heat is the last game before the All-Star Weekend, and it can be regarded as the focus of the league's warm-up for the All-Star Weekend!
For other teams in the league, the half-season of 50 to 52 games has been played, and only the Eagles and Heat are left.
So far, the Eagles are 46 wins and 4 losses, ranking first in the league.
In the East, the Heat with 36 wins and 13 losses ranked second, the Pistons with 32 wins and 18 losses ranked third, the 28ers with 23 wins and 76 losses ranked fourth, the Cavaliers with 30 wins and 20 losses ranked fifth, and the Nets with 26 wins and 24 losses ranked sixth. Both the Bulls and Pacers with 25 wins and 26 losses ranked seventh and eighth.
Starting from seventh in the Eastern Conference, there has been no team with a winning percentage of more than [-]%.
In the west, the Spurs finished the half-season with 41 wins and 10 losses, ranking first in the west, tying the Spurs' team history with the lowest number of losses in the half.
After the Lakers acquired Fisher, their strength has improved a lot. After all, there is a three-pointer with a three-point shooting rate as high as 30.00% in his career so far, and a point guard who is obedient and can shoot.
It's not how good Fisher is. Fisher has been at his peak in the past two years. He was the sixth man of this weak team in the Warriors. When he was at his peak, he just competed for the best sixth man.
Except for Billups' point guard who can bring Anthony to the Western Conference Finals, Fisher is the most suitable point guard for Kobe and Yao Ming.
The Lakers are currently 36 wins and 15 losses, ranking second in the West.
小牛队35胜15负排在第三,超音速31胜20负排在第四,太阳队34胜16负排在第五,快船队31胜20负排在第六,掘金队27胜23负排在第七,爵士队27胜24负排在第八,黄蜂队26胜26负排在第九,国王队25胜26负排在第十,勇士队24胜26负排在No.11,灰熊队24胜27负排在No.12。
The top 12 in the Western Conference seem to have hopes for the playoffs. The gap from the seventh in the Western Conference to the No. [-] in the Western Conference is not very different. Six teams compete for the seventh and eighth positions.
With the atmosphere of the All-Star Weekend getting stronger and stronger, the fans have passed the fatigue period in the middle of the season. As the temperature gradually rises and the beginning of spring is approaching, the enthusiasm of the fans has been fully ignited, waiting for the All-Star Weekend and the second half of the season. The crazy team ranking battle.
In addition to the Spurs, Supersonics, and Clippers in the West, the unshakable first, fourth, and sixth; the rankings of second, third, and fifth are very fierce.
Although there is no suspense for the first and second place in the East, the Cavaliers also have the opportunity to attack the Pistons. The 76ers and the Nets have also been fiercely competing for the fourth place. Although the playoffs in the East are not as interesting as the West... But fans can watch the West!
The Eagles in the East have dominated the regular season for three of the previous four years, and the fans have long been used to it.
And the last game to watch in the East is the game between the Eagles and the Heat in front of you.
……
"Mangzi, we must win against O'Neill tonight!" Liu Mang's father taught Liu Mang dutifully from the sidelines.
"Yes yes yes." Liu Mang was so helpless!Because my father beat Yao Ming, he must beat O'Neal.
If Liu Mang wins against Yao Ming and loses to O'Neal, doesn't that mean that Yao Ming is not as good as O'Neal?
As an older generation of Chinese fans, Liu Mang's father does not allow this kind of thing to happen, he must win if he wants to win.
There was a training session at two o'clock in the afternoon, and the rest of the time was rested. At four o'clock, Liu Mang went home and took his family to the arena.
Liu Mang went to eat some nutritious meals, rested until [-]:[-] and started warming up. At [-]:[-], the warming up was over. Players from the two teams entered the court at Phillips Arena, and the scene was already agitated.
After his father's "Dun Dun teaching", Liu Mang returned to the bench. After listening to Coach Kruger's emphasis on tactics, soon, at 7:55, the match between the national live broadcast and the imperial TV live broadcast was about to begin.
When Liu Mang was applying chalk, he saw Kwame Brown grabbing a handful of chalk, and knew that Kwame Brown was going to the opposite side to mobilize the atmosphere. At this moment, Liu Mang saw O'Neill grab a handful of chalk too.
This is……
Kwame Brown glanced at O'Neill, walked across the technical stage with the arrogance typical of high school students, Liu Mang's father, Little Lolita, Levia, and bodyguards all took out their coats to cover their mouths and noses.
The fans at the scene saw Kwame Brown slap chalk all over the sky, and they all cheered to the rhythm of Kwame Brown's clapping.
At this moment, a fat man appeared next to Kwame Brown, pouted and slapped his butt, and the cheers at the scene stopped instantly...
That picture is like patting the buttocks, and a puff of magnesium powder is sprayed out from the buttocks...
Kwame Brown stared blankly at the movements of the fat man in front of him. After seeing the fat man wiped the chalk clean, he smiled proudly and walked back to his own half... Kwame Brown felt...
This fat man is retarded!
The fans immediately booed O'Neal wildly.
That scene feels like a ball of farts flying in the air!And this fart is not invisible, it is visible to the naked eye!
O'Neal didn't care at all, the biggest butt in NBA history twisted and walked back to his basket, snatched the ball from Haslem, jumped up and smashed it into the basket.
At this time, Wade, who happened to come to the technology table to rub chalk, smiled awkwardly at Liu Mang.
I am ashamed of my own fat...
Liu Mang feels that it is still interesting to play against O'Neal. Although he is more motivated to play against a compatriot like Yao Ming, O'Neal is so much fun!
At this time, the lights on the scene dimmed as Prince danced towards the enchanting and never returning...
With a roar from Rasheed Wallace, the lights came back on, Liu Mang sprinkled chalk into the air, and the two teams started their debut!
On the Heat's side, as the season progressed, the lineup arrangement has undergone some adjustments.
Jason - Williams and Wade, Posey's three outside lineup remains unchanged, inside, Haslem returned to the starting position, and O'Neal partner inside.
For the Eagles, after readjusting to the full starting lineup against the Bulls in the last game, this game continued to send Liu Mang, Tracy McGrady, Prince, Rasheed Wallace, and Kwame Brown to the starting lineup.
Mourning, David Lee, and Josh Smith on the sidelines are all making preparations. Today, the five major insiders of the Eagles are all ready to risk their lives, and flanking must be indispensable.
The atmosphere at the scene was very frenzied. After the All-Star substitute was announced yesterday, today's game became even more exciting for the fans.
Not counting Jason Terry on the Hawks bench, the starters of both teams accounted for half of the Eastern Conference All-Star lineup this season!
Kwame Brown and Shaquille O'Neal, a starting center for the Eastern Conference All-Stars for two consecutive years, and the most dominant center in history with a half-child mentality, stand on both sides of the center line staring at each other. Kwame Brown is ready to do something big!
(End of this chapter)
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