Druid's Marvel Travels
Chapter 22 Cat Standards
Chapter 22 Cat Standards
S.H.I.E.L.D. Tricurved Wing Headquarters.
Coulson and Melinda knocked on the door of the director's office with serious expressions.
Although this task is not dangerous, but out of professionalism, they must maintain a necessary sense of seriousness when facing a level seven task.
"Come in."
Hearing permission, Coulson and Melinda exchanged glances, opened the door and walked in.
"Director, we are here for a mission report."
After closing the door, Coulson and Melinda walked to Director Nick Fury's desk, and the former put a sorted document on the desk.
Although it is generally not necessary to report to the director in person even for tasks with a level-[-] authority, this task is different, and it is full of weirdness.
Moreover, this is a task arranged by the director himself.
"What's the gain?"
Coulson and Melinda were surprised to see that in front of them, or in front of all the agents, Mr. Director, who is basically serious and serious about himself and others, actually...
He laughed!
Coulson couldn't help but rubbed his eyes. Although Nick Fury usually didn't smile at all, even when he was young, he was basically funny, but with his current status, he would show more ironic smiles.
But now, with the professional vision of a senior sixth-level agent, he can be [-]% sure that the director is smiling because he is happy.
I haven't read the task analysis yet, but just knowing that they are back, the director is very happy...
Coulson was moved for a second, then realized——
This is absolutely impossible.
The director is laughing because of the content of the mission.
Melinda also had a weird look on her face. She glanced at Coulson quietly, and the other person's expression was exactly the same as hers——
If the mission target is a woman, well, even if it is a man, there is nothing unacceptable.
But they all knew that the real mission target was the orange cat named "Gu Gu".
The director actually misses his cat?
Or does he have any special hobbies?
Hiss—it's frightening to think about it carefully!
The expressions of the two people who were thinking wildly obviously did not escape the eyes of the one-eyed man Nick Fury.
The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he coughed lightly:
"As an excellent agent, distraction during mission reports may make me question your professionalism."
"Ah sorry, Chief."
Only then did the two realize that they hadn't answered the director's question yet.
"Although there seems to be nothing wrong with the green plant shop, we did find a lot of doubts."
Coulson looked at Melinda, who nodded slightly, and took out a USB flash drive:
"Director, this is the video material."
Nick Fury nodded, and Melinda plugged the USB drive into a port on his desk, picked up the remote and pressed it a few times, and the video on the wall monitor started playing.
This is their entire journey in the Emerald Dream Green Plant Store from the moment they entered the door until they left.
"Very interesting clerk."
After watching the video, Nick Fury looked at the expressionless Coulson and Melinda subtly:
"Let's not talk about the effect of that potion, Melinda, your feeling is right, Gugu did react when he heard my name."
A gratified expression appeared on Dahei's face:
"It's touching that the little guy still remembers me."
"You mean, you know the cat?"
Melinda nodded knowingly:
"Maybe it was raised by you? But I believe you are not the kind of person who abuses your power, otherwise the threshold for level seven missions is too low."
Not only is it too low, it's a joke.
But both Melinda and Coulson knew that at the end of the mission, the unusual behavior of the interesting shop assistant.
Sure enough, Director Fury showed a familiar mocking smile again, and he pointed to the screen that had been pressed to pause on the monitor, which was the screen of Melinda getting ready to masturbate the cat:
"Actually, at the beginning, I was really pleased that you could return safely."
Fury stood up, put his hands in the pockets of the black leather windbreaker, and walked slowly to the monitor:
"Agent, what makes you think this must be a cat?"
He pointed to the cute Gugu on the screen:
"Is it because it looks like a cat, sounds like a cat, eats canned cat food, and has exactly the same living habits as a cat. Maybe it also has a cat triplet and wears a cat collar?"
"Director, I think that if the above conditions are met..."
Coulson moved his lips, but decided to express his opinion:
"Then it is indeed a cat."
"..."
Fury shook his head noncommittally:
"Okay, but how long does it take to heal if you are scratched by a cat?"
"It shouldn't take long, about...a week or two?"
Coulson is a little unsure because he prefers dogs.
"Almost, but Coulson," Fury pointed to his black eyepatch, "do you still remember my eye, when did it disappear?"
"You said at one point that this was the last time you believed what other people paid, in 1995 if I remember correctly."
Coulson glanced at the surprised Melinda and shrugged:
"At that time, the director and I were still grassroots personnel."
"So, the real situation is not as special as the director claimed."
Melinda pinched her chin thoughtfully:
"Those three scars... were done by the orange cat?"
Having said all this, Melinda, as a seventh-level agent, naturally thought of this seemingly absurd, but very likely truth... truth.
"Fortunately, I have always regarded your words as aphorisms to motivate my career as an agent."
Coulson covered his forehead:
"You're right Melinda, reality is more ridiculous than fiction and movies."
"Hey! You two!"
Nick Fury crossed his hips, anyway, he couldn't see his blushing on his dark face:
"That's not the point, the point is that the scar hasn't disappeared after 13 years, and I've tried all kinds of methods!
Cuckoo, this little guy is no ordinary orange cat! "
He coughed lightly, and watched with satisfaction that the two subordinates became serious again:
"This is a cosmic creature, Yuan Devourer—let's put it this way, Melinda, if the clerk hadn't intervened at that time, with Gu Gu's current expression,"
He glanced at the monitor again, Gugu's expression was exactly the same as that of the scene where he was a jerk 13 years ago:
"The next moment, the scar is light, and it can easily destroy a well-armed elite army."
"The danger rating of Yuan Devourer is 'extremely dangerous', and in this rating system, the rating of ordinary agents..."
As if thinking of the unbearable past, Nick Fury's mouth twitched:
"There is no danger."
Melinda let out a sigh of relief, that is to say, she just escaped death very likely?
Cosmic creature?Yuan devouring beast?
Keeping such a dangerous thing at home as a cat, as expected, the seventh-level task is the seventh-level task!
"And according to the clerk's reaction, at least he knows the special nature of Cuckoo, and not only is he not afraid, but he can also give instructions to Cuckoo..."
Nick Fury narrowed his eyes and turned to Coulson:
"What did the latest investigation of the store manager, Oakes Lin, reveal?"
Start recommending today...
This is the first time I recommend it this morning, and the number of words is a bit small. Being able to recommend it shows that everyone’s follow-up reading is more powerful, and I will continue to work hard~
For ordinary authors, it is now recommended to read only for follow-up, and please don't hesitate to support~
You are welcome to complain. Generally, I will read the comments every other day at most. If you have any doubts, you can speak freely. Old readers know that I will basically answer those who can answer~ Thank you for your support!
(End of this chapter)
S.H.I.E.L.D. Tricurved Wing Headquarters.
Coulson and Melinda knocked on the door of the director's office with serious expressions.
Although this task is not dangerous, but out of professionalism, they must maintain a necessary sense of seriousness when facing a level seven task.
"Come in."
Hearing permission, Coulson and Melinda exchanged glances, opened the door and walked in.
"Director, we are here for a mission report."
After closing the door, Coulson and Melinda walked to Director Nick Fury's desk, and the former put a sorted document on the desk.
Although it is generally not necessary to report to the director in person even for tasks with a level-[-] authority, this task is different, and it is full of weirdness.
Moreover, this is a task arranged by the director himself.
"What's the gain?"
Coulson and Melinda were surprised to see that in front of them, or in front of all the agents, Mr. Director, who is basically serious and serious about himself and others, actually...
He laughed!
Coulson couldn't help but rubbed his eyes. Although Nick Fury usually didn't smile at all, even when he was young, he was basically funny, but with his current status, he would show more ironic smiles.
But now, with the professional vision of a senior sixth-level agent, he can be [-]% sure that the director is smiling because he is happy.
I haven't read the task analysis yet, but just knowing that they are back, the director is very happy...
Coulson was moved for a second, then realized——
This is absolutely impossible.
The director is laughing because of the content of the mission.
Melinda also had a weird look on her face. She glanced at Coulson quietly, and the other person's expression was exactly the same as hers——
If the mission target is a woman, well, even if it is a man, there is nothing unacceptable.
But they all knew that the real mission target was the orange cat named "Gu Gu".
The director actually misses his cat?
Or does he have any special hobbies?
Hiss—it's frightening to think about it carefully!
The expressions of the two people who were thinking wildly obviously did not escape the eyes of the one-eyed man Nick Fury.
The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he coughed lightly:
"As an excellent agent, distraction during mission reports may make me question your professionalism."
"Ah sorry, Chief."
Only then did the two realize that they hadn't answered the director's question yet.
"Although there seems to be nothing wrong with the green plant shop, we did find a lot of doubts."
Coulson looked at Melinda, who nodded slightly, and took out a USB flash drive:
"Director, this is the video material."
Nick Fury nodded, and Melinda plugged the USB drive into a port on his desk, picked up the remote and pressed it a few times, and the video on the wall monitor started playing.
This is their entire journey in the Emerald Dream Green Plant Store from the moment they entered the door until they left.
"Very interesting clerk."
After watching the video, Nick Fury looked at the expressionless Coulson and Melinda subtly:
"Let's not talk about the effect of that potion, Melinda, your feeling is right, Gugu did react when he heard my name."
A gratified expression appeared on Dahei's face:
"It's touching that the little guy still remembers me."
"You mean, you know the cat?"
Melinda nodded knowingly:
"Maybe it was raised by you? But I believe you are not the kind of person who abuses your power, otherwise the threshold for level seven missions is too low."
Not only is it too low, it's a joke.
But both Melinda and Coulson knew that at the end of the mission, the unusual behavior of the interesting shop assistant.
Sure enough, Director Fury showed a familiar mocking smile again, and he pointed to the screen that had been pressed to pause on the monitor, which was the screen of Melinda getting ready to masturbate the cat:
"Actually, at the beginning, I was really pleased that you could return safely."
Fury stood up, put his hands in the pockets of the black leather windbreaker, and walked slowly to the monitor:
"Agent, what makes you think this must be a cat?"
He pointed to the cute Gugu on the screen:
"Is it because it looks like a cat, sounds like a cat, eats canned cat food, and has exactly the same living habits as a cat. Maybe it also has a cat triplet and wears a cat collar?"
"Director, I think that if the above conditions are met..."
Coulson moved his lips, but decided to express his opinion:
"Then it is indeed a cat."
"..."
Fury shook his head noncommittally:
"Okay, but how long does it take to heal if you are scratched by a cat?"
"It shouldn't take long, about...a week or two?"
Coulson is a little unsure because he prefers dogs.
"Almost, but Coulson," Fury pointed to his black eyepatch, "do you still remember my eye, when did it disappear?"
"You said at one point that this was the last time you believed what other people paid, in 1995 if I remember correctly."
Coulson glanced at the surprised Melinda and shrugged:
"At that time, the director and I were still grassroots personnel."
"So, the real situation is not as special as the director claimed."
Melinda pinched her chin thoughtfully:
"Those three scars... were done by the orange cat?"
Having said all this, Melinda, as a seventh-level agent, naturally thought of this seemingly absurd, but very likely truth... truth.
"Fortunately, I have always regarded your words as aphorisms to motivate my career as an agent."
Coulson covered his forehead:
"You're right Melinda, reality is more ridiculous than fiction and movies."
"Hey! You two!"
Nick Fury crossed his hips, anyway, he couldn't see his blushing on his dark face:
"That's not the point, the point is that the scar hasn't disappeared after 13 years, and I've tried all kinds of methods!
Cuckoo, this little guy is no ordinary orange cat! "
He coughed lightly, and watched with satisfaction that the two subordinates became serious again:
"This is a cosmic creature, Yuan Devourer—let's put it this way, Melinda, if the clerk hadn't intervened at that time, with Gu Gu's current expression,"
He glanced at the monitor again, Gugu's expression was exactly the same as that of the scene where he was a jerk 13 years ago:
"The next moment, the scar is light, and it can easily destroy a well-armed elite army."
"The danger rating of Yuan Devourer is 'extremely dangerous', and in this rating system, the rating of ordinary agents..."
As if thinking of the unbearable past, Nick Fury's mouth twitched:
"There is no danger."
Melinda let out a sigh of relief, that is to say, she just escaped death very likely?
Cosmic creature?Yuan devouring beast?
Keeping such a dangerous thing at home as a cat, as expected, the seventh-level task is the seventh-level task!
"And according to the clerk's reaction, at least he knows the special nature of Cuckoo, and not only is he not afraid, but he can also give instructions to Cuckoo..."
Nick Fury narrowed his eyes and turned to Coulson:
"What did the latest investigation of the store manager, Oakes Lin, reveal?"
Start recommending today...
This is the first time I recommend it this morning, and the number of words is a bit small. Being able to recommend it shows that everyone’s follow-up reading is more powerful, and I will continue to work hard~
For ordinary authors, it is now recommended to read only for follow-up, and please don't hesitate to support~
You are welcome to complain. Generally, I will read the comments every other day at most. If you have any doubts, you can speak freely. Old readers know that I will basically answer those who can answer~ Thank you for your support!
(End of this chapter)
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