Reborn Almighty Scholar

Chapter 293 Today's Happiness

Just about to hang up, Chen Jun hurriedly stopped her: "Hey, don't hang up! Don't hang up from now on!"

"Why?"

Chen Jun snorted softly: "I was wondering, why did your divorced female boss promote you as lobby manager?"

Ma Xiaolong looked at her: "Oh~ you have been making trouble for a long time, you doubt me!"

Chen Jun shook her head: "I don't doubt you!"

"That's fine!"

"I'm suspicious of you two!"

【Hahaha……】

There was another burst of laughter.

Ma Xiaolong was speechless, and Chen Jun patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, just take it easy and knock on the door normally, I just want to hear how the two of you usually communicate. Don't hang up the phone! Go."

Ma Xiaolong turned his head: "I won't go!"

Chen Jun stared: "Okay! Then I'll go! If I go up and knock on the door..."

"Enough! If you come with me, then I will go up!"

[Hahaha, I'm so cowardly! 】

【How funny! 】

The response at the scene was still very good, and Chen Jun, who was a little nervous at first, felt certain, and shouted: "Remember~~ Don't hang up the phone!!!"

Ma Xiaolong snorted, walked to the door of the female boss's house and knocked on the door, and said to the mobile phone: "Listen, what a normal knock on the door!"

At this time, a charming voice came from the void: "Come in! The door is reserved for you~"

【Hahahahaha...】

The audience burst into laughter.

[I'll save the door for you~ I can't stop laughing! 】

Ma Xiaolong suddenly put on a bitter face: "Listen, what a strange way to keep the door open! (Push the door in) Where are you, boss? Who are you leaving the door for? It's me! Hao Jian with a clear conscience!"

[So cheap?Hahaha~ What a bad name! 】

The charming voice came again: "What? I can't hear clearly! I'm taking a bath (jujube)! You come over and say it!"

【bath?Hahahahaha...]

【I can’t explain it clearly, hahaha~】

【…】

Ma Xiaolong's face was full of confusion: "Oh! I won't go there for now!"

Zhu Sha carried a bowl of red dates from behind the scenes to the front of the stage: "You really know how to hurry! Just in time, I just took a bath (dates). Hao Jian?"

【Ouch!It's cinnabar!Cinnabar is also acting in sketches! ? 】

The scene exclaimed.

[Zhu Sha is Ma Xiaolong's fiancée, what's wrong with acting together in a sketch? 】

[Hey, this looks really good. 】

On the stage, Ma Xiaolong ran towards Zhu Sha and picked up two dates: "Ah, boss! It turns out that what you washed were big red dates that can be eaten! Hehe!"

Zhu Sha put down the jujube with a puzzled face, and asked, "Hao Jian, it's so late, why are you here?"

"Heh, didn't you promote me to be the manager of the lobby? After that, my wife insisted on sending me a fruit basket, haha." He casually handed over the fruit basket.

Zhu Sha took the pitiful little fruit basket, and said with a half-smile: "Thank you, thank you! (Looking at the fruit basket) Oh, carrying this little fruit basket here... are you tired?"

[Pfft~ Hahaha, such a fruit basket is really exhausting. 】

[Laughing out of tears. 】

【Stomach hurts~】

Ma Xiaolong said cheekily: "It's okay! I take two steps and rest, I'm not tired!"

Zhu Sha was speechless, shook his head, and said, "Hao Jianna, that's right, you didn't come at the right time today. My ex-husband will come later. I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary misunderstandings. You understand, ha!"

Ma Xiaolong nodded and said: "I understand, I won't delay the two of you. But you said that there is no misunderstanding? I just want you to say something loudly, you said that there are seven waiters in our restaurant, why did you promote them?" What about me being the lobby manager?"

Zhu Sha was stunned: "What? Is the probability~ very low?"

【Hahaha~】

"Why did I promote you, don't you still know?"

Ma Xiaolong glanced at the phone and said, "I...sometimes I am clear, and sometimes I am confused."

Zhu Sha smiled and said, "I've fallen in love with you, haven't I?"

[Hahaha~ I can't explain it clearly now! 】

[I'm in love with you?Hahaha~ I laughed so hard. 】

Ma Xiaolong almost cried: "Boss, let me tell you, what you say is right. If you want to steal things like this, I'll tell you, I will really delay you for a while! (Sit down)"

"Hey, my god! Hao Jian, why are you still sitting down?!" Zhu Sha looked at her watch, feeling a little anxious: "It's not you, Hao Jian, my ex-husband will come later, it's midnight, if Isn't it inappropriate to catch the two of us?"

"Then how can I still be caught? If I eat two dates from your family, I will be caught!"

Zhu Sha was even more embarrassed, pointing to her watch, said: "Hao Jian, at this point, shouldn't we all [sleep]?"

【Hahaha~】

There was booing at the scene.

Ma Xiaolong stood up awkwardly: "When did this happen? When did the two of us sleep?"

Zhu Sha gave up explaining: "I'll just say it straight! I won't keep you tonight!"

Ma Xiaolong was completely anxious, and shouted: "Which night did you keep me?"

【Oh~】There was another booing sound.

Grandpa and the others were all overjoyed, and the booing was louder than anyone else.

"It's not the boss, why did you say something like a big bang today?! I ask you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between us?"

Zhu Sha sighed: "Hao Jian, if you really don't want to leave, why don't you come back when my ex-husband is gone?"

Ma Xiaolong was about to cry: "Will I come back? Why didn't you talk against the wind today?"

"You came against the wind!"

"Who..." Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a knock on the door.

Zhu Sha panicked: "It's over, it's over, it's over! It's time to show up! (runs hastily) Hao Jian, hide!"

"Why did Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience, hide?"

Zhu Sha became even more anxious: "We separated because of a misunderstanding! I beg you to hide quickly!"

Ma Xiaolong walked towards the sofa: "I am not afraid of the shadow leaning on me..." (I was caught by the sofa, and the shoe fell off) "Quickly let me lean (shoe)!"

Zhu Sha couldn't care less about these things, and pushed Ma Xiaolong towards the curtain: "Hurry up and hide in the curtain! (Picks up the shoe and throws it over) Here you are!"

The shoes flew directly out of the window.

Ma Xiaolong looked confused: "It's over, the only body left is not afraid of shadows!"

"Get in!" Zhu Sha yelled angrily. Seeing that Ma Xiaolong was hiding, she quickly adjusted her breathing, brushed her hair, and opened the door.

Li Xianglan's background music sounded.

The ex-husband brother Huang Neck, who was wearing a decent suit, walked in without saying a word. He walked around with a look of nostalgia and emotion, looked at the furniture, and asked, "Is it all new?"

Zhu Sha looked shy: "Yeah, what else should I use? Didn't you let you move out when you got divorced?"

[Pfft~ moved?Hahaha, isn't this a scumbag! 】

Huang Neck maintained his demeanor, as if he didn't care: "Really?"

Zhu Sha rubbed her hands, her face full of sadness: "Old Gao, forget about it! When you leave, only me... and the load-bearing wall will be left at home."

【Hahaha...cough cough cough...】

【Okay~hahaha~】

Huang Neck walked towards the window: "Back then, I was so impulsive! Hahahaha!"

Pulling the curtain to the middle casually, Ma Xiaolong, who was hiding behind, showed his figure.

Zhu Sha was terrified, and ran over to block him, her voice trembling: "Why are you pulling the curtains? It's midnight!"

Huang Neck smiled all over his face: "You were so shy back then. (covering your mouth and laughing) I was shy too!"

He took Ma Xiaolong's hand from behind the curtain and pulled him out. Ma Xiaolong's mouth was half-opened, his face was full of horror, and Zhu Sha beside him was also extremely frightened.

[Hahahahaha...ahhahahahaha...] The audience laughed like crazy.

"I'm holding your hand, just like now, my little heart, thumping. (Putting Ma Xiaolong away) We just held hands like this, walking on the asphalt road, and bumped into your mother head-on Yes! It scares you."

Turning around and seeing Zhu Sha's expression, "Yes! You had this expression at that time! (Pull Ma Xiaolong again) Seeing your mother, you took your hand away and went into the woods. (Ma Xiaolong took the opportunity to escape) I As soon as I see you running, I will chase you! Oh, I will chase you! You will run! I will chase you! You will run!"

The two ran and chased around the curtains, and the audience collapsed on their seats with laughter. The atmosphere was unprecedentedly warm.

【Okay~hahaha...】

【No, my stomach hurts~】

Huang Neck stopped directly behind the curtain, while Ma Xiaolong continued to circle around the curtain: "I saw that I couldn't catch up with you, so I'll just wait for you! But you ran into my arms right away!"

Ma Xiaolong also just fit into Huang Neck's arms behind the curtain.

Zhu Sha was terrified, and kicked the yellow neck behind the curtain: "I~ go!"

"Ouch~" Huang Neck rushed to the street on the spot, and Zhu Sha hurriedly dragged Ma Xiaolong out to hide.

At this time, Huang Ning came out from behind the curtain clutching his stomach: "Oh, I'm going! Your heartless kick kicked me from memory to reality!"

Ma Xiaolong, who was hiding behind the curtain, was about to come out. When Zhu Sha saw it, he quickly called out, "Hao Jian! (How cheap)"

Huang Neck paused, thinking he was talking to himself: "Okay, I'm cheap! I'm so cheap!"

Seeing that Ma Xiaolong was hiding, Zhu Sha breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly explained: "I didn't mean you..."

Huang Neck waved his hand: "Stop talking! (Sit down on the sofa) Well~ I'm here today, just to tell you good news."

Suddenly raised his voice: "I'm getting married again!"

Zhu Sha standing next to him was stunned: "You..."

Huang Ning was complacent: "I found a young girlfriend, young, beautiful and rich, don't you think it's annoying? Hahahaha."

Zhu Sha's face darkened.

"What about me today! I just want you to check for me. If someone as narrow-minded as you says she is okay, then we both will get the certificate! Of course, as long as you say you disagree...it won't work! Hehe Hehe, isn't that feeling a little uncomfortable?"

Zhu Sha put one hand on her forehead: "If you say that, then my heart... will feel so bad! Hahahahaha!"

This devilish laughter came out of the mouth of the celestial cinnabar, which first made the audience stunned, and then burst into laughter.

"Since we've talked about it, you can check it out for me first! Come on, show yourself, baby!"

Zhu Sha went to the window and opened the curtains, revealing Ma Xiaolong who was holding the window and reaching for his shoes.

This funny scene once again burst into laughter and booing, and even the director was so happy that he couldn't see his teeth. So far, this sketch has made the audience laugh no less than twenty times. It is really full of burdens, not inferior to Zhao Grandpa's pinnacle work.

"It's the right decision to invite Ma Xiaolong to participate in the Spring Festival Gala this year." The director felt that this was the most correct decision he made for this Spring Festival Gala.

Amidst the laughter, Ma Xiaolong sat on the window frame and laughed twice: "The shoe is hanging on the tree branch!"

With a sweet and seductive voice, Zhu Sha took his arm and pulled him down from the window, saying, "Don't hide, talk about it! Come on, let me introduce you, Hao Jian, my little boyfriend. Old Gao, I Ex-husband."

Ma Xiaolong, who was wearing only one shoe, was pushed forward by Zhu Sha, stretched out his hand obediently, and called out, "Brother ex-husband."

The title elicited another burst of booing and laughter.

Ma Xiaolong said with a dry smile: "Why don't you guys talk first, I just have a meeting at my place."

Seeing that he was about to run, Zhu Sha stopped him and asked in a low voice, "Why?"

Ma Xiaolong said with a bitter face: "Misunderstanding!"

Ma Dongmei whispered, "Cooperate."

Ma Xiaolong looked at the phone, and said in a sad voice, "It's not that I don't cooperate, it looks like there are three people on the surface, but it's actually four people!"

Zhu Sha was puzzled: "Four people?"

"En." Ma Xiaolong waved his cell phone, and it happened that the cell phone was facing Zhu Sha's stomach.

Zhu Sha misunderstood on the spot, covered her stomach with her left hand, pressed her back with her right hand, and laughed devilishly again: "Uh ha ha ha, why are you talking about everything!"

[Hahahahaha~ good~~! 】

At least half of the audience laughed out their tears. Grandpa and grandma were even more happy, but they also thought in their hearts that if Zhu Sha was really pregnant with a child, they would be able to embrace their great-grandson sooner.

Ma Xiaolong was about to cry, covering his face: "Oh my God!"

Huang Neck believed it was true, walked to a painting angrily, and cursed: "Shameless!"

Xiaolong Ma kindly reminded: "Brother ex-husband, you have a hat on your head."

Huang Ning looked up and saw a green hat on the painting, and immediately walked away with a look of disgust.

There was another burst of laughter and booing, and this sketch became more and more exciting.

Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was not right, Ma Xiaolong said hastily: "You said that I am a shameless person, I really can't stay longer, so I will leave first."

Zhu Sha grabbed him and whispered, "Hao Jian, I beg you to help me, I will give you a promotion and a salary increase."

Ma Xiaolong turned to the phone: "It's not about money!"

Zhu Sha immediately interrupted: "Well, the guest hasn't left yet, and you, the host, are leaving, is it appropriate?"

After a pause, he added: "My child's father."

Ma Xiaolong was terrified, and hurriedly added an explanation to the phone: "Baby, his father is black!"

Zhu Sha didn't care about his life or death, she put her arms around his arm sweetly and leaned her head on his shoulder.

Ma Xiaolong's heart was ashamed: "It's okay to behave a little bit, and try to talk as little as possible!"

Zhu Sha responded sweetly: "Okay, husband!"

"Oh hey hey hey~" Ma Xiaolong waved his hands quickly while holding up his mobile phone.

Zhu Sha snatched the phone: "Stop playing with the phone!"

Ma Xiaolong tried desperately to grab her, but because of the angle, he threw himself directly on her, another misleading gesture.

Zhu Sha took advantage of the situation: "Hey~ Xiaoxiaojian! Don't hug me in front of your ex-husband! How exciting he is!"

Huang Ning squeezed the pillow excitedly, with a sad face: "I'm ummm~"

[Hahaha~ Yes! 】

Ma Xiaolong quickly grabbed the conversation: "Then let's do this, look, there are so many of us here, let's play a game and see who can keep silent!"

Zhu Sha smiled and said: "It's a little boyfriend after all, it's fun! I don't leave my mobile phone all day long, so I know how to chat on Weibo and so on."

Huang Neck glanced at the old Nokia mobile phone, and snorted coldly: "If I'm not mistaken, this mobile phone can only play Tetris, right?"

【Hahahahaha~】

[There is also a greedy snake~hahaha~]

Zhu Sha made amends with some embarrassment: "He studied in Russia, what are people going to do if they don't play cubes? Isn't that right?"

Seeing that Ma Xiaolong didn't speak, he stretched out his hand and pinched him.

Ma Xiaolong was pinched, and immediately snapped his tongue: "It's rrrrrrrrrr! Tetris! It's so fun rrrrrrrrrr!"

【Hahahahaha~】

Huang Neck laughed loudly: "Oh, I said you were in Russia for kebabs! Zhu Sha, what are you looking for?"

Zhu Sha chuckled lightly: "I tell you, you can't understand Xiao Jian's Western-style expressions! Every day when you open your eyes, it's "I love you" "I love you" "I love you". Oh, those sweet words Sweeten you! Xiaojian, come on, let's go! Let's go!"

Seeing that Ma Xiaolong had been resisting, he immediately raised his tone and shouted: "Let's go, let's go!"

I stomped hard.

Ma Xiaolong was trampled in pain, he yelled twice: "I love you!"

Zhu Sha let out a satisfied 'Hey~'.

But Ma Xiaolong immediately sang to the phone: "Snow in Saibei..."

[Hahahaha~ The snow in Saibei is here, this is so hard~ I laughed so hard~]

Zhu Sha hammered him twice, and explained embarrassingly: "This~ compliments me...I love you too! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Now Chen Jun on the other side of the phone couldn't help it anymore: "Hao Jian, I hate you! Hao Jian, I hate you to death! Hao Jian... ahhh!"

"Eh? Xiaojian, the ringtone of your phone is too noisy, I'll turn it off for you!" Zhu Sha pressed the turn off button.

"Hey hey hey~" Ma Xiaolong hurried over to grab it: "No! This is my wife calling! We are having a misunderstanding!"

Ma Dongmei hurriedly interrupted him: "That...the phone has radiation, which is not good for the baby."

Ma Xiaolong was very sad: "You only think about the little baby, (pointing at yourself with two fingers) Then you don't care about the life and death of the big baby?"

Zhu Sha also knew that what she had done was not kind, so she begged in a low voice: "Hao Jian, I will help you with your wife, now you help me! Please!"

Ma Xiaolong was also broken, and walked to the sofa to sit down: "Okay! Hurry up if you have anything to do, I'm afraid I don't have much time left!"

[Hahaha, this is going to die! 】

[Pfft~ There is not much time left, who came up with this word?Laughing mad at me. 】

Ma Xiaolong looked at Zhu Sha and said, "Boss, why do you two still get divorced? My ex-husband looks like a scumbag!"

[A scumbag?Hahaha~ What kind of adjective is this! 】

[I have learned, I have learned, I will describe whoever looks ugly in the future. 】

[Pfft~ Be yourself! 】

Huang Neck also looked unhappy: "Hmph!"

"What are you talking about? How come you don't like to listen to praise? Well, look at your facial features, which one can pass the test? You finally have an oval face, and it has grown backwards! What a beautiful woman, You can't even control it, do you know how many men out there can't control it when they see her?"

"Beautiful!" Zhu Sha was very happy when she heard that, "So you are a slow-heating type! Hahahaha! Yay!"

Huang Ning couldn't stand it any longer, stood up and said, "Zhu Sha, it stands to reason that we are divorced, and I shouldn't care about your affairs, but... only the feet know whether the shoes fit or not."

"Ah!" Ma Xiaolong pointed to his feet: "Then one of me knows and the other doesn't!"

Huang Neck was speechless: "Oh, I was completely defeated by his innocence!"

"It's not naivety that beats you." Ma Xiaolong raised his shoeless foot: "It's 'no shoes'!"

"Hey, go~" Huang Neck waved his hands impatiently: "I'm leaving!"

"Hey~" Zhu Sha stood up, "Old Gao, we'll see you at the golf course tomorrow, and you let me meet your girl too. Xiaojian, come play golf with me tomorrow."

Ma Xiaolong sneered: "It will take tomorrow to beat him?" He stepped forward and grabbed the yellow collar by the collar: "Your name is Erfu?"

【 Golf?Lao Gao?Golf!Hahahaha~]

[Where did you wear all this baggage?It's so magical. 】

【Hahaha~】

Zhu Sha hurriedly pulled Ma Xiaolong away: "What are you doing?"

Huang Ning tidied up his clothes, and said: "Zhu Sha, you know the purpose of my visit today. I just want to remarry you. But I saw that you didn't mean that, so I made up a little girlfriend. I want to find Save face, I didn't expect..."

"What the hell?" Zhu Sha was stunned: "Is the matter about the little girlfriend made up?"

Huang Neck nodded: "Ah!"

"Let me just say it! Which woman is so blind that she can fall in love with you?" Zhu Sha excitedly slapped Huang Neck's face with both hands, "Hahaha, we also made it up. This is my lobby manager, come to give me a gift , caught up."

"What? He's your lobby manager?"

Ma Xiaolong had a look on his face: "What's the matter? He is engaged in official career!"

"Hao Jian!" The next moment, Chen Jun yelled and rushed in, scaring Ma Xiaolong to the sofa and pretending to be innocent.

Chen Jun stepped forward and pointed at him: "Hao Jian, don't pretend to be a victim there!"

Zhu Sha looked at this strange woman and asked, "Who are you?"

Chen Jun had the attitude of a court lady: "I am Hao Jian's wife, "Jiannei"!"

[Bitch?Hahaha~ This homonym is well used. 】

【What a talent~】

After declaring sovereignty, Chen Jun pointed at Ma Xiaolong: "Hao Jian, you must give me an explanation today!"

Zhu Sha understood now, and quickly persuaded: "Siblings, you may have misunderstood. If there is something that needs to be communicated between the young couple, just communicate. It's like me and your brother-in-law. Misunderstanding left."

Huang Ning said: "In the end, I became my ex-husband brother!"

Ma Xiaolong breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "The two are reconciled now!"

Huang Ning said with a smile: "So, between husband and wife, trust comes first."

Zhu Sha said: "Without trust, there is no happiness. Come on, brothers and sisters, sit down and calm down! Hao Jian, hurry up and coax your wife!"

Chen Jun knew that she had misunderstood, but she still held her posture and sat beside Ma Xiaolong, without turning her head to look at him, and said, "Okay, Hao Jian, tell me. I'll listen to what you have to say."

"What else can we talk about?" He took out a pear from the fruit basket and handed it to her: "Do you want a pear (Li)?"

Chen Jun turned her head in an instant and yelled: "Li!" Then she covered her face with her hands and began to cry.

Ma Xiaolong looked confused, and hurriedly explained: "I was asking if you want pears (li)?"

Chen Jun was still in a state of misunderstanding, and shouted: "Leave, leave!"

This time Ma Xiaolong knew why his wife had misunderstood him, so he hurriedly explained: "I'm talking about the orange of apple, persimmon, plum, chestnut and pear!"

【tangerine?Hahahahaha~]

[I'm dying of laughter, I'm still shaking my burden at this time! 】

Chen Jun smiled through tears: "Is this an orange? Ouch, I am really defeated by your naivete!"

Ma Xiaolong shook his head: "It's not naivety that beat you."

Shake off the shoes.

Zhu Sha, Huang Neck and Ma Xiaolong said in unison: "It's 'no shoes'!"

The show is over.

[Hahahaha~ Good! 】

After the skit was performed, the audience received the most enthusiastic applause and applause. Many audience members even stood up and applauded, showing how successful the skit was.

Ma Xiaolong, Zhu Sha, Chen Jun and Huang Neck are also very excited, especially Huang Neck, a little-known young actor, but because of the image of his ex-husband, he finally left an impression in front of audiences across the country. This will affect his future career. The help is visible to the naked eye.

Because the applause took too long, the following programs could not be carried out, and the live host had to stand up to control the scene, but the actors who performed the program afterwards were full of despair and helplessness.

What is this called!

(End of this chapter)