Public executions from the king of dumb hair.

Chapter 145 Funny as the Conqueror (4K10K)

Maris Billy made it very clear, and it was not an excuse, because indeed, as he said, the number one enemy now was Tohsaka Tokiomi, and until this enemy was dealt with, everything else had to stand aside.

Matou Kariya also knew this truth, he was actually just unwilling, and didn't want Sakura to stay in that horrible wormhole any longer, so he was just asking tentatively.

Therefore, after being rejected, Matou Kariya didn't say anything more, and after confirming the future action plan with Maris Billy, he broke off contact.

Then, the camera shifted to where Maris Billy was on the other side, and the man who was drinking morning tea shook his head helplessly: "It seems that Lord Kariya will be impatient to do something tonight, but it doesn't matter, for me As far as he is concerned, his use value is nothing more than that."

These words directly showed Maris Billy's unfavorable attitude towards Kariya Matou.

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In the real world, Yaoguang-Chaldea Headquarters, Tosaka Tokiomi said with an elegant expression: "Kariya, look, it's because you are too impulsive, even your allies feel that your value is almost gone .”

Matou Kariya, who was sitting next to Tohsaka Tokiomi, twitched his face, and then said in a strange way: "That's right, it's all because the guy named Tohsaka Tokiomi is so scumbag that he actually sent Sakura into the wormhole, And he obviously knows everything, he is really a scum of scum, so it's all Tokiomi's fault!"

Tosaka Tokiomi's expression froze, and then he coughed dryly and said, "Well, people will always make mistakes, and there is no way around this, so Kariya, we need to look forward and not be bound by the past."

Matou Kariya showed a sneer: "I'm sorry, I'm a light novelist, and I'm a nostalgic person. While looking at the future, I never forget the past. So——it's all Tokiomi's fault."

Tomisaka Tokiomi: "..."

Next to them, the other members of the Matou family and the Tohsaka family were ashamed after seeing them. I really don't know whether the relationship between the two childhood sweethearts who grew up together was good or bad.

Anyway, after Kariya Matou was brought to the headquarters of Yaoguang-Chaldea, under the words of "It's all Tokiomi's fault", which has become a world-class classic meme, the two old men began to exchange ideas. The verbal confrontation between them has continued until now.

It's just that they were just arguing in private before, but now that everyone is in the theater, it's really embarrassing for you to still be like this--haven't you seen a lot of strange eyes cast over you?
Fortunately, these two old men, who are 80 years old together, said a few words, and then refocused their attention on the light curtain image, and at this time the light curtain image also had a new picture.

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The image of the light curtain shows the Rider group, and the King of Conquerors in casual clothes is walking on the street with his little Master Weber.

It can be seen that Weber is very dissatisfied with this matter, complaining and complaining non-stop, but the King of Conquerors didn't care, and said that it doesn't matter all the way.

This is indeed a joyful interaction between the slave and the master.

However, it can be seen from the words that the King of Conquerors seems to want to buy some wine and prepare to hold a banquet. As for what kind of banquet it is, I don't know.

This aroused the curiosity of the audience in the real world, and they speculated about what the King of Conquerors wanted to do.

And there is no doubt that the combination of King Conqueror and Weber attracted attention, and many people watched them along the way.

After all, a muscular man over two meters tall and a weak boy with a younger sister who is less than 1.6 meters tall are walking together, and they are also two crooked nuts. This combination is weird no matter how you look at it.

Anyway, Weber was under a lot of pressure along the way, because he attracted too many eyes, and many passers-by were whispering.

However, this happy scene still made many people smile involuntarily.

It has to be said that the Rider group basically bears more than 80% of the jokes in the entire Holy Grail War story. Every time the pair interacts, it gives people a very funny feeling, and people can't help but feel happy.

In more intuitive terms, it is incompatible with the painting style of the Holy Grail War.

However, considering the performance of the masters and the attitudes of the magicians in the Holy Grail War, Weber, a young man suspected of being a magic apprentice, is indeed a clear stream, just like his teacher Kenneth.

Then, when passing by a game hall, Weber was petrified.

Because Gilgamesh, who was dressed in casual clothes, was about to enter the game hall, the sudden meeting between the two parties instantly made the atmosphere awkward.

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In the real world, people were also stunned, and then a strong sense of absurdity rushed over their faces.

This hero king Gilgamesh actually wants to enter the game hall?

What do you want to do?Is there any powerful presence in the game hall?
Or……

Just to play?
Thinking of this possibility, thinking of the scene of the arrogant and arrogant Gilgamesh playing in the game hall, thinking of the king playing the game as a king in front of many children and teenagers, and saying "Ben" At the scene of Wang XXX', countless people were stunned in Bengbu instantly, and laughter appeared one after another all over the world.

After all, this picture is so beautiful that people can't bear to look directly at it.

With the arrogant character of the hero king, he will definitely call himself the king in the game hall, and then open and shut all kinds of miscellaneous repairs. Putting such a posture in front of a bunch of children and young people is completely the ultimate social death scene , It's like a patient with secondary illness showing black history in the game hall.

Of course, some people thought that the King of Heroes would definitely meet many people who made fun of him, and couldn't help worrying about the children playing in the game hall.

If this guy is not happy to shoot the children, it is simply the worst situation.

After all, the King of Heroes is a very violent and moody guy, maybe he will really do something to a group of children who have no special power.

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In Illya's class at the Elementary School affiliated to Tianwang International High School, the beautiful boy Gilgamesh said with disdain: "The hero king Gilgamesh? That's it? A majestic king wants to play in the game hall, thanks to him Calling him the King of Heroes is an insult to the title. However, it’s not surprising that this guy has an abnormal brain and personality, anyway, he’s just a tyrant with a brain.”

Next to the beautiful boy, a group of little boys who supported him agreed one after another, expressing that Mr. Jier was right.

This made another small team supporting the King of Heroes upset. As the leader of the small team, Alexander, who is also a handsome boy, immediately retorted: "Narrow! Too narrow! The King of Heroes is obviously sympathetic to the people, but as a king, he is willing to blend in with the people. This is the performance of a sage king. Since ancient times, the king who is willing to share the joy with the people is the undoubted sage king!"

"Comparatively speaking, the King of Conquerors, who is completely clueless and wanders the streets with his Master, and says he's going to hold a banquet, must be the problem!"

When the words fell, other members of Alexander's group also nodded in support of Alexander's opinion, while Alexander looked smug, and quietly stuffed a history book that he did not know where he got into the deep drawer. He has made up his lessons well, otherwise, how could a primary school student say such sensible words?
When Gilgamesh heard the words, he naturally disagreed, and immediately refuted Alexander's theory.

Not to be outdone, Alexander also began to refute fiercely.

Neither side could convince the other, and soon the theoretical argument turned into a quarrel.

Therefore, the small group headed by Gilgamesh, who boasted that the King of Conquerors stepped on the King of Heroes, and the small group headed by Alexander, who boasted that the King of Conquerors stepped on the King of Conquerors quarreled on the spot.

Not far away, the cute little loli group headed by Yi Liya looked at the noisy boys with disgust, saying that the boys are really naive.

The most important thing is that, as viewers, the girls are already tired of watching it, while the boys never get tired of it—this kind of quarrel has been going on for a long time, and the small groups of both sides have been formed little by little.

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In the light screen image, no matter how much the King of Heroes shows a side that makes people want to complain, the story continues, and the King of Heroes doesn't care that he is seen to enter the game hall, and he faces the King of Conquerors with an arrogant face.

It's just that the world didn't directly let the world know what the two sides talked about. It just played a conversation between the King of Conquerors and the King of Heroes, and the King of Conquerors left with his little Master Weber, while the King of Heroes entered the game Hall, it seems that he really wants to fight in this game hall.

Anyway, people in the real world look at subtle expressions, and feel that there are countless slots to vomit.

In a blink of an eye, it was dark again, skipping the day completely.

The camera shifts to Einzbern Castle.

After the great battle last night, the Einzbern Castle was damaged everywhere, while Irisviel and Saber stayed in the castle.

Suddenly, Irisviel felt something, and the picture flashed to show the roar of thunder and howling wind, and then, the camera turned back to Irisviel, showing that her expression became a little uncomfortable at this time.

Seeing this, Saber immediately stepped forward and asked with concern: "Ma'am, what's wrong with you?"

Irisviel said with a nervous expression: "Someone broke through the barrier... Is it because they knew that Kiritsugu was not there, so they broke through so brazenly?"

Hearing this, Saber sensed it, and said with a serious expression: "This magical power and thunder, and this unscrupulous attitude... There is no mistake, the intruder is Rider!"

The next moment, the camera shifted to the hall of the castle. Two black bulls rushed into the camera first, and then the ox cart. Accompanied by the roar of thunder, the sound of hoofs and wheels grinding, all of them rushed into the hall, directly indicating the coming person's identity.

That's the King of Conquerors and his little Master Weber!

The cow station stopped after entering the hall, and did not continue to charge, and Saber, who was fully armed and in a fighting state, also came out and stood still at the stairs on the second floor, while Aliceviel hid behind and looked at this side.

However, when Saber, who was ready to experience a big battle, saw clearly the current appearance of the King of Conquerors, everyone was stunned, and people in the real world were also stunned.

Because the King of Conquerors didn't wear the Macedonian leather armor and red plush cloak he used to fight, but casual clothes—that is, the white T-shirt of the "Grand Strategy" game he bought without telling Weber, with a world map on the log that set.

That is to say, this image language is for fighting, rather than for sightseeing.

Even after seeing Saber, the King of Conquerors showed a hearty and heroic smile, raised his right hand and said, "Yo, Saber!"

Saber: "...?"

Alice Viel: "...???"

They were all dumbfounded, and they didn't understand the situation at all. The way the Conqueror didn't play cards according to the routine really confused the two women.

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In the real world, many people burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha~~ As expected of Alexander the Great, he always played cards out of routine, really good at playing."

"Look at King Arthur's bewildered expression, it can be taken as an emoticon package."

"It doesn't need to be complete, I have already done it, look, Wang's ignorance.jpg."

"WWWW~ I'm dying of laughter, is this King of Conquerors really a joke?"

"Alexander: Do you think I'm here to fight? No, I'm here to play!"

"Holy Grail War? I'm not serious~ Hey~ I'm just playing~.gif."

All kinds of jokes and stalks appeared at this time, and super talented netizens gave full play to their talents. After all, in the serious Holy Grail War, such scenes are rare.

The most important thing is that the King of Conquerors is like a comedian, and funny things will always happen when communicating with him. This is true for the King of Heroes, and it is also true for Saber now.

Proper Holy Grail War mudslide.

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In the light screen image, Saber, who came back to her senses, also asked the King of Conquerors what he wanted to do. She originally wanted to do it directly, but the attitude of the King of Conquerors who did not follow the routine also made her a little jealous. She always felt that there was something wrong with the King of Conquerors conspiracy.

When King Conqueror heard this, he reached out and patted his side. Under the camera, people finally saw a wooden barrel there.

Afterwards, the King of Conquerors directly carried the wooden barrel on his shoulders, and there was a sound of water shaking inside, apparently it was full of liquid.

At the same time, a scent of wine spread from the barrel.

King Conqueror said with a matter-of-fact expression: "Does it need to be said? Of course I came to see you for a drink! Well, don't stay there, lead the way!"

Saber: "...?"

The real world, people all over the world: "???"

In the confusion of billions, the King of Conquerors continued: "Is there no courtyard suitable for drinking? This broken castle is full of dust, how can you drink?"

Hearing this, Saber and Irisviel looked at each other with confused expressions, obviously they had never met such a person.

In the real world, people are also more and more confused by the behavior of the King of Conquerors.

It's okay to come to King Arthur for a drink. What this Alexander the Great did is really incomprehensible.

However, there are also many people who think that these actions of the King of Conquerors are purposeful and planned, and there must be a deep meaning.

Then, following this idea, many people think that the King of Conquerors actually came to form an alliance with the Saber team this time. After all, there have been many alliances in the previous light curtain images, and it is also possible for the Rider team to form an alliance with the Saber team. Nothing strange.

Rather, this is in line with the true meaning of 'war'.

This has been the case since ancient times, regardless of the East and the West, or the whole world, the nature of this kind of diplomacy has never changed.

　Today's first update, the King's Banquet is here
　　
　
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