So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 139 With the development of the times, Sadako needs to keep pace with the times so as not to fall into the hands of perverts

"Ah, ah, how could such a thing happen!"

Hong Li was lying on the bed at the Fire Department's house, a little manic: "It feels like he is deliberately targeting me! Human beings can't be unlucky all the time!"

"Mom, Xiao Huo's nest is not big enough!"

Xiaohuo by the bed patted his little nest aggrievedly, trying to squeeze in but felt that it would break the little nest: "Xiaohuo has grown too much, and needs to change the nest!"

"Ah, I'll get it for you another day.

Or you can do it yourself, after all you have grown up too. "

Hongli waved her hand, and said casually: "Besides, you can sleep on the bed. Is there a soft bed in Xiaowo that is comfortable?"

"But my mother is sleeping and rolling in the middle of the night!"

Xiao Huo said seriously: "Xiao Huo may be crushed to death!"

Hongli: "..."

"Too lazy to talk to you."

Hongli rolled her eyes, feeling restless and wanted to find someone to talk to, but it's already three o'clock in the morning, who else can she turn to...

Do you even need to think about it? !

[Hongli: Heiyang, Heiyang, wake up!Your younger brother Hei Xiaolong has done a big job. 】

[Hei Yang: Uh, what are you doing...

In the middle of the night, sending messages to disturb people's dreams is due to a bad conscience...]

[Hei Yang: What's wrong with Xiaolong?Sleepwalking again? 】

[Hongli: Huh?He still sleepwalks? 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, yes, when he was a child, he came to my house to play, sleepwalked in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, somehow got into my kitchen, and output a meal to the frying pan...

Otherwise, why do you think that Xiaolong still needs my aunt to accompany him when he comes to practice? It's because he is afraid that he will murder his fellow disciples in the middle of the night. 】

【Hongli:......】

[Hongli: Then have you been tricked? 】

【Hei Yang: Nonsense, only fools are caught...】

[Hei Yang: Well, that's not right, didn't you say that Xiaolong went surfing in the Northwest Sea, why did he make a big living? 】

[Hei Yang: Did it export to the sea?
It's okay, the sea water is already bitter and salty, so you can't taste it. 】

[Hongli: Are you so sleepy?If it's such a shitty thing, why am I so excited to send you a message in the middle of the night?

Let me tell you, Hei Xiaolong became famous this time, and the whole clan went crazy! 】

[Heiyang: ? ? ? 】

[Hei Yang: The whole clan knows about Xiaolong's sleepwalking output? !Then his practice career is probably over! (sad)】

【Hongli:......】

[Hongli: You should wake up first, go wash your face and then talk to me. 】

【Hei Yang: You're going to trap me to death... oh... wait, I'm looking for clothes...】

【Hongli: ! ! ! 】

[Hong Li: Are you not wearing any clothes now? ! 】

[Hei Yang: Nonsense, how comfortable it is to take off your clothes and sleep...]

[Hongli sent a video request]

[Heiyang rejected the video request]

[Heiyang: ? ? ? 】

[Hong Li: Huh. 】

【Hei Yang: Well, I'm awake, let's talk, what kind of trouble did Xiaolong cause?

Well, he has grown up, he can recite it himself if he has an accident, it has nothing to do with my brother...]

[Hongli: It's not that he caused a big mess. Hei Xiaolong has made great contributions. I heard that he will even be awarded the position of honorary elder! 】

[Hei Yang: As expected of my younger brother, I knew from a young age that he would become a great weapon!

But if jade is not carved, it cannot be made into a weapon. Xiaolong's success today must be inseparable from the excellent guidance he received from his brother since childhood! 】

【Hongli:......】

[Hongli sent a video request]

[Hong Li: Try to reject it again! 】

【Video connected】

Seeing the dressed Heiyang on the other side of the screen, Hongli sighed regretfully and explained.

"The thing is probably like this. Some time ago, Hei Xiaolong and my aunt formed a team to explore the dungeon of the ruins in the Northwest Sea.

My aunt cut off the connection halfway, and Hei Xiaolong and the others continued to move forward, only to find out that the ruins turned out to be the inheritance left by a certain Nascent Soul Stage boss in ancient times.

They couldn't make up their minds, so they hurriedly sent someone back to inform the sect, but they didn't expect that the news would soon be known by the local snake Juanlangzong. The reason was that there was also an expedition team of the Juanlangzong nearby. He is also a monk in the foundation period.

The Juanlang sect's people wanted to clear the field due to the large number of people, and drove Xiaolong and the others away, but they didn't expect that Xiaolong would fight three against one, and dragged the elders of the sect until the arrival of the sect's elders.

However, the Juanlang Sect is not a vegetarian, because they are close to their own territory, and they shake people very quickly. Both sects have not had a Nascent Soul Stage boss for many years, so no one is willing to give in. It looked like it was inevitable.

But fortunately, both sides are still decent people, as decent sects, resisting the urge to fight directly, the two parties made an agreement and set a bunch of rules.

The specifics are roughly that each sect will send two Jindan stage leaders, and the foundation stage will have a maximum of thirty. The two teams will enter the ruins together, and each will see its own ability.

During this period, both sects must strictly restrain the disciples and elders, so as not to escalate the conflict and cause unnecessary bloodshed. "

"Hmm, it sounds okay. Both parties have exercised restraint, so it's the best compromise, right?"

Hei Yang commented feebly: "But what does this have to do with you, don't tell me you were recruited."

"That's not true. I'm a new disciple who has been in school for less than a year. Isn't it a waste of quota to recruit me?"

Hongli waved her hand, helplessly supporting her forehead.

"But that's not the point. The point is that I just found out that I can directly apply for a long-term residence without even leaving the sect. I was happy when I was backstabbed remotely by your brother.

The sect is now closed to the mountain, and until the problem is resolved, the disciples in the mountain gate cannot go out, and the disciples outside cannot go back..."

"Then just wait."

Hei Yang yawned: "You don't need to stand on top, I'm still with you at the foot of the mountain, and your parents haven't replied yet, so you just lie down in the sect."

"That's what I said, but I just feel a little unwilling..."

Hongli sighed, and suddenly thought of something: "Oh, by the way, my aunt also said that Jindan Qi can teach family members to practice dharma art!"

"Oh roar?"

Hei Yang raised his brows and regained some energy: "What else is there?"

"Hmm, in this way, the big problem standing in front of us will be solved!"

Hongli clenched her fists excitedly: "As long as you work hard to reach the golden core stage, you will be able to help your parents, aren't you very excited!"

"As long as you work hard to reach the golden core stage."

Hei Yang grasped the key words expressionlessly: "What's the matter, Miss Hong will get rid of the relationship, right?"

"Ah, that's not the point."

Hong Li sneered and said: "The point is, the beautiful life for the two of us is just around the corner!

In this happy moment, those little details don't care!
Grass, don't scold me with your mouth!Don't look at me with that kind of contempt!Don't even give me the middle finger!Don't allow it... Grass, you want to fight, don't you! "

Hongli couldn't help but rolled up her sleeves angrily, revealing her white and thin arms: "Believe it or not, I jumped out of the screen and punched you right now!"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang withdrew his middle finger, raised his eyebrows, and patted the bed sheet beside him lightly, showing provocation.

"Come here if you have the ability, anyway, you can teleport here, but I want to see, how do you jump back after you jump out?

Well, I can't guarantee what will happen when the time comes, but don't cry for someone when the time comes, the so-called consequences are at your own risk, you have to think about it..."

"!!!"

Hongli stared: "Threatening me! Is your sister scared?"

"Then come."

Heiyang continued to pat the bed sheet: "Well, this bed is pretty solid, come on, don't be cowardly, we are about the same strength, [-]-[-]."

"..."

Hong Li was silent for a moment, [-]-[-] means that there is a half chance of not being able to beat her, and the battlefield is not good for her...

but……

"Heh, Heiyang, do you think I will surrender so easily?"

The corner of Hongli's mouth curled up, and a card slipped into her hand: "If I can't teach you to obey this time, I will take your surname!"

"Wait, what are you doing?!"

Heiyang's brows twitched suddenly, and a bad premonition arose in his heart: "Xiao Li, calm down, and speak up if you have something to say!

Well, when is it time for a husband and wife to repay their grievances for a hundred days of kindness..."

"Oh, are you cowardly?"

Hongli turned the card over and showed a villainous smile: "It's too late! Cut the grass and root it out as soon as possible!"

Props: [Toothache Curse Card]

Effect: Make the toothache of the selected target unbearable, lasting for a whole day!

Scope: foundation building period and below

"Hei Yang, pay the price!"

Under the boy's terrified eyes, the girl smiled evilly and activated the card!
(End of this chapter)