So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 168 Hongli: No——Heiyang will be dirty! ! ! (sad)

"family?"

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu looked on one side, it was obvious that Lu Jiu's words were shocking.

Well, don't get me wrong, they don't care about the rules of the rivers and lakes that harm their families, the reason why their faces changed...

It's because these few people in the room can't make up a pair of parents!
Cough cough, not cursing, seek truth from facts, cough cough, in short...

In short, Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu didn't quite understand what Lu Jiu said.

"so……"

Duanmu Qiaofeng frowned in confusion and said, "Take action against the family members of those disciples, and then what?"

"Huh? I'm also curious, what do you mean, Junior Brother?"

Ding Bu frowned and said, "If you attack the disciple's family, you can attack the Five Elements School? I think this idea is too idealistic!"

"really!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng nodded: "The Five Elements Sect is a practice sect, so it's fine to take care of the disciples' family members in the secular world. How can it be possible to pay attention to them like a nanny?"

"Oh, you all got it wrong!"

Lu Jiu quickly waved his hand, shook his head, and stretched out a finger: "I mean, use those disciple's family members to deal with the disciples, and then achieve the goal of dealing with their sect!"

"Uh……"

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu looked at each other with doubts on their faces: "Is this... useful?"

Lu Jiu: "???"

"no……"

Lu Jiu felt as if he was not on the same channel as the two senior brothers and sisters. He rubbed his brows, organized his words, and looked at Ding Bu: "How about this, senior brother, let me ask you, if I kidnap your father and come to threaten you……"

"that……"

Ding Bu scratched his head and said speechlessly: "My father, he died before I was born. That was, uh, more than 300 years ago!"

"Ah this!"

Lu Jiu stared: "Then I will kidnap your mother!"

"After my mother gave birth to me, she was gone."

Ding Bu told the truth: "I was raised by the sect."

Lu Jiu: "!!!"

"That……"

Lu Jiu turned his head to look at Duanmu Qiaofeng: "The words of senior sister..."

"Oh, I got it!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng understood in seconds: "It's time to tie up my parents, right?"

"Ah, yes..."

Lu Jiu always felt that there was something weird about these words... No, since just now, all the conversations have been weird!

"Well, you're going to be disappointed..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng waved his hand: "My parents seem to have been sent out to perform some mission before I can remember, and I haven't seen them since then.

Well, probably, it was more than 300 years ago! "

"so……"

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu looked at each other, and asked doubtfully, "We really don't know, is it really useful to kidnap family members and threaten them?"

"Yes, yes, it sounds like what mortal bandits do..."

"I think so too. As a practitioner, the world is his home, how can he be bound by his family..."

Lu Jiu: "..."

Seeing senior brothers and sisters knocking him down one sentence at a time, he is in a bad mood.

He was dozens of years younger than the two of them, and this age gap appeared like this?
Lu Jiu still had a happy childhood, but after the Tianmen was destroyed, his parents also went with him, so that's why he has such a big hatred for the decent sects of the Five Elements Sect...

But he didn't expect that among the original three, he would be a special case?
This is outrageous!

Taking a deep breath, Lu Jiu adjusted his emotions, trying to make his brothers and sisters understand in a simple and easy-to-understand way: "That..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu: "Huh?"

"That, for example, for example..."

Lu Jiu pointed to himself, and gave an example: "Just like me, your little junior brother!

Suddenly, one day, he was captured alive!

Then, the kidnappers threatened you with me, asking you to hide from those around you and go somewhere alone to save so-and-so.

Moreover, I can't let other people know, or I will be killed. If this is the case, you will definitely get into trouble, right?
Um?Did I say that so you understand? "

"He was actually captured alive..."

Ding Bu's face darkened, and he looked at Lu Jiu suddenly: "Useless thing! I don't know why Tianmen has such a waste like you!
Listen carefully, only those who stand upright and die standing are considered members of the Tianmen, and they are never allowed to kneel down and beg for mercy, and live on their last breath! "

Lu Jiu: "???"

"No, I am, for example..."

"Oh, if this is the case, there is really no way."

Duanmu Qiaofeng sighed: "After all, you are our junior brother..."

"really!"

Lu Jiu's heart warmed up: "Senior sister, you still care about me, you can understand what I mean!"

"Ok!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng nodded, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, I will never let the kidnappers manipulate me.

I will definitely bring my brothers and sisters from the same sect, find out the other party, smash his bones into ashes, and pay homage to your soul! "

Lu Jiu: "???"

"That, it's not..."

Lu Jiu pointed to himself, his eyes widened: "What about me? Then I must die, right?"

"if not?"

Duanmu Qiaofeng asked curiously: "You have been captured alive, do you still want to escape alive?"

"Yes, yes."

Ding Bu heaved a sigh of relief, looked at Lu Jiu, with an apologetic expression on his face: "Don't blame senior brother for speaking more straightforwardly, when it gets to that point, you will be dealt with regardless of whether we deserve to cooperate or not.

That's why I said, rather than let you be used by others and be killed in humiliation, it is better to die with dignity like a man!

In order not only to die, but also to implicate the brothers and sisters of the sect. "

"Senior brother is right, why don't you call someone, go alone, no matter how you think about it, you know it must be a trap!"

"Indeed! If you go there, not only will you not be able to save anyone, but you will also set yourself up."

"That's for sure, no one will be so stupid as to be fooled like this!"

"Ha, how could someone be so stupid, no way, no way, no one would go alone stupidly, right?"

"That is, even if we rescue you, how can we confirm that you have not been instigated?"

"That's right, in case your mind is tampered with or something, we will be backstabbed by you again..."

"hiss---"

The two gasped at the same time: "The traitor must die!"

Lu Jiu: "..."

Who is he, where is he, what is he going to say?

"Pfft, hahahahahaha!"*2
Heiyang and Hongli laughed unscrupulously, the frequency of their laughter was almost exactly the same.

"Hahaha, what the hell, I'm dying of laughter, I can't do it, I can't do it, Heiyang/Hongli, please save me, hahaha, don't let them make me laugh again hahaha..."

Well, probably, it seems, it seems, this is a malicious ridicule!
"Ahem, well, what should I say..."

Hongli wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, took a deep breath, and calmed down: "Actually, I think what they said is quite reasonable."

"Hmm, but reality never makes sense to us."

Hei Yang spread his hands: "How should I put it, I feel that those five people can hold back their laughter, they must be talented."

"You're so good at putting it here and making sarcastic remarks, it's not a good thing, you..."

Hongli buried her head in her knees, and laughed again, trembling: "If you were on the scene, you wouldn't dare to laugh, okay?"

"That's true."

Heiyang shrugged, and turned to Hongli: "However, just say that I'm sarcastic, I don't think you've stopped."

"Nonsense, nonsense!"

Hongli poked her head out of her arms, trying to look at Heiyang calmly, but couldn't help but curl her lips.

"Me too, I didn't say I'm a good thing, I'm not a good thing either, please be satisfied!"

"Good guy, the limit is exchanged for one."

Heiyang smiled, and continued to look at the other side of the room.

Lu Jiu was really left speechless, the two senior brothers and sisters deliberately dismantled him, and they wanted to leave everything to themselves again...

"I know……"

Lu Jiu sighed and said, "Let me implement the method I proposed."

"Oh, will this be too much trouble for you, Junior Brother?"

Ding Bu looked embarrassed: "If you really have difficulties, you must speak up!"

"Yeah, yeah, junior brother, you are in charge of it all by yourself. No matter how you say it, you feel a little tired..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng looked distressed: "It's not good if it spreads, saying that we are considered to be abused by the Tianmen..."

"Okay, okay, don't say any more."

Lu Jiu sighed and waved his hands: "I know, I understand, I do it voluntarily.

Brothers and sisters have more important things to do, so I will naturally do this kind of trivial matter. "

"Senior brother..."

"It's great that you understand!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu showed relief, but they still asked: "Speaking of which, can you tell me some of your plans, so that we both have a clear idea in mind, so as not to cause trouble for you."

"Ah, didn't you guys say that Hei Xiaolong couldn't catch it?"

Lu Jiu sighed: "Then let's deal with his family first, I have inquired before, his mother originally lived in a small courtyard at the foot of Wuxingzong Mountain, but I heard that she left some time ago.

But in recent days, I found out that another person lives there, who seems to be his close relative, whoever he is, I will tie him up first.

Well, it's relatively close to us, so it's very convenient. "

Hei Yang: "???"

Hong Li: "Good guy, I'm looking for you."

Hei Yang: "Good guy, you're looking for death, right?"

Hong Li: "Can you do it?"

Hei Yang: "I'm so good at what the hell, I'll just leave it here and wait for him to come, and see who will tie who up!"

Hongli: "Good guy, let his story come true."

Hei Yang: "Hmph, I'll just be the dream master once."

"good idea."

"Really good!"

Faced with the insincere flattery from his senior brother and senior sister, Lu Jiu couldn't help but shook his head, he didn't know that the target knew of his plan as soon as he proposed it, and the other party even wanted to make fun of him, "Little brother was arrested!" "dream.

However, Lu Jiu probably felt that he was not safe enough to be alone, after all, he was at the foot of the Five Elements Sect Mountain, after thinking about it, he turned his head to look at the six people who were called to stand for punishment, and said conditionally.

"Let me plan, but I have to let the six of them, along with other disciples, help me.

Well, of course, Xuan Yi and Xuan Er are my apprentices, so they must help me. "

Lu Jiu looked at his two apprentices and nodded, Xuan [-] and Xuan [-] were both female disciples, and they studied under him.

"No problem no problem."

Ding Bu readily agreed: "Ma Dou and Ma Tian, ​​you can use whatever you want, it doesn't matter. Hey, you two, did you hear that?"

"Yes, Master!"*2
"Hey, of course I can do it too, but before that, um..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng waved his hand, smiled at his two apprentices: "Tiantu, Tianen, come on, it's time for Master to use you again."

Tian En: "Yes! Master!"

Tiantu: "Uh! Mmm!"

One agreed without hesitation, and the other, uh, when the teacher asked Qi to recite the text in class, someone would always lip-sync with the loud voices of the students.

"Good guy..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched: "There is also a special make-up session..."

Hongli: "!!!"

"What does the old woman want to do!"

Hongli's pupils trembled: "Could it be, could it be...

no!Black Sun!Disconnect quickly!Otherwise you will be dirty!Will you want it! "

"Ah this..."

(End of this chapter)