So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 244 Human desires are endless, when you fish for 5 minutes, you will fish for another 10 minutes!
On the gray ground, Hong Li walked slowly.

"It's very strange, is this my dream?"

Hong Li looked around suspiciously, Jin Danqi's strong spiritual perception could make her sure that she was in a dream, and even vaguely sense the sleeping body outside.

But if this is her dream...

"Why is it so gray and nothing, hello?"

Hongli looked at the surrounding environment that seemed to be "failed to render the picture" and "lost picture material", and her face was full of displeasure.

"Even if you can't dream of black suns in groups, at least it should be milk pond meat forest, blue sky and white clouds, right?
Could it be that my imagination is barren to the point of barrenness? "

Hongli couldn't help shivering, and shook her head quickly.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, how can my interesting soul dry up my imagination!"

Hong Li clenched her fists: "I...huh?"

Hong Li was taken aback suddenly, and subconsciously touched her forehead, feeling inexplicably happy, and also felt a little itchy on her neck.

"This is, uh..."

Hongli's eyes widened suddenly, realizing something: "Oh! Heiyang!"

On the bench in the Huxin Pavilion, Heiyang quietly watched the snow falling outside the pavilion, suddenly felt the girl in his arms tremble, and couldn't help frowning and gently lifted the quilt.

In her sleep, Hong Li's eyes were closed tightly, her brows were slightly wrinkled, and her expression seemed a little unhappy.

"Ok?"

Hei Yang showed a puzzled expression, and gently placed his palm on his girlfriend's forehead, a little worried: "Did you have a nightmare?"

Heiyang concentrated his attention and gently rubbed the girl's brows to promote blood circulation in the brain.

I still remember that when Xiaoli had nightmares before, he always did this. Speaking of it, it was Aunt Yuying... well, it was his mother-in-law who taught him.

Thinking of the skills he had learned, Hei Yang patiently massaged his girlfriend's head, trying to relieve her mental pressure.

Not long after, the sleeping Hongli's brows gradually relaxed, her tense body gradually relaxed, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, showing a well-behaved expression of comfort and enjoyment, her little head unconsciously moved towards Heiyang's arms, and gently rubbed her forehead Looking at his palm, it seems that he has come out of the nightmare.

"Hey."

Heiyang smiled complacently, and suddenly caught a glimpse of light, tilted his head and saw the silver necklace on Hongli's neck slipped out of the neckline, dangling by his ear, and the former helped it back to its original position.

…………

"Ugh..."

In the dream, Hongli closed her eyes comfortably, tiptoed unconsciously, her little head swayed from side to side, and the gray environment around her became somewhat clearer.

A warm feeling came from the forehead, gradually making the whole body warm, wanting to empty the mind, not to think about anything, not to think about anything...

Relax your whole body and mind, even the subconscious incarnation in the dream, the thinking speed is getting slower and slower, slower and slower, until you completely lose consciousness...

"Uh, uh, huh?"

In the dream, Hongli suddenly opened her blurred eyes, and the warmth on her forehead left again. The feeling of loss made her stretch out her arms involuntarily, trying to grasp the comfortable and reassuring feeling, but she failed to do so.

"Eep..."

Hongli stood there silently, and it took a long time to come back to her senses, she couldn't help curling her lips, pretending not to care.

"What, it's just Heiyang touching someone's forehead outside..."

"..."

"Well, wait, who am I talking about, this is my dream..."

Hong Li, who suddenly realized this, sighed, and said aggrievedly: "What, why did Smelly Heiyang suddenly move his hand away again, it's obviously very comfortable..."

"Oh, yes, I fell asleep lying in Heiyang's arms, intimate contact!"

Hong Li reacted, her eyes widened.

"Beautiful, beautiful, kind-hearted, strong, brave, smart, witty, prudent and gentle... the lovely girlfriend is now lying in Hei Yang's arms!
So, will he be a wolf or something, and then do some little tricks that make people blush, blush and heartbeat? "

Hongli showed a headache expression, the intimate relationship between her and Heiyang seemed to have entered a bottleneck period.

It's not that it's not close enough, but as a couple, it should be more intimate!

She will marry Hei Yang next year, and they will officially become husband and wife!
Get married!
Before that, there should be a natural transition stage, right?

Even if you don’t do that first, isn’t it okay to be that, that, and that!
But she and Heiyang seem to be stuck?
It's like the progress bar loaded to 90.00%[-], then stopped, turning and turning, turning and turning, buffering...

Obviously, she knows that this is okay, and Heiyang also knows that this is okay, but she doesn't know if it's because she is shy or caring about the other person's feelings, so she can't resist me...

It can't go on like this!
A cutie like Heiyang was born to be eaten by sister Hongli!

Therefore, if there is no opportunity, create an opportunity!
She hinted so clearly, she threw herself into her arms!

Look, there is a sleepy Hongli in front of her, her protein...

Bah, she has no ability to resist now, even if she is bullied by Heiyang, she can only endure it silently, secretly happy... God hurts!
Although being shy is definitely going to be shy, but...but it sounds exciting too!
Unfortunately, in terms of progress in this aspect, the childhood sweethearts who grew up had a harder time than ordinary couples.

Because the two are so familiar with each other that they have developed a certain degree of immunity to each other...

Anyway, you can't let her take the initiative, can you?

She has already given it for nothing!
Sure enough, Hei Yang is such a useless guy, it's abominable!
"Harmful……"

Hong Li sighed: "Forget it, take your time, anyway, he can't escape, it's just a matter of time to subdue him..."

Putting this thought aside for the time being, Hongli looked to the side with dead fish eyes.

"So, what the hell is this big round ball that suddenly appeared just now!"

I saw a huge sphere quietly suspended in the air, with light clusters flickering around it from time to time, which made Hongli feel familiar.

"Well, could it be..."

Hongli frowned, stepped back a dozen steps, and finally saw the whole picture of the big ball, couldn't help raising her eyebrows.

"Good guy, isn't this the golden elixir of wronged species that Heiyang and I have!"

As for why Hong Li could recognize it as her golden elixir at a glance, it was true because her and Heiyang's golden elixir were a bit special.

In other words, other people's golden elixir is golden, but hers... half vermilion and half dark black!
The flames on the vermilion part are burning fiercely, while the black part has deep ripples.

On the day when Hongli broke through the golden elixir stage, the "golden elixir" condensed by her and Hei Yang became this thing.

The two of them turned their clever heads around, and roughly guessed that the scarlet part was partly influenced by Hongli, and the black part was partly caused by Heiyang.

At first, the two of them were a little flustered. After all, the actual product was different from what was advertised in the practice circle, and people couldn't help but suspect that it was a fake product.

But when he calmed down, he found that the small black and red pill could not only act as a golden elixir, but also that "one elixir is better than two elixir".

The red and black pills condensed by the two seem to have the effect that one plus one is greater than two.

And the big round ball in front of me, regardless of its size, is exactly the same as that golden elixir in other respects!
Eight streaks of light surround the sphere, and at the junction of the vermilion part and the black part, there is also a stream of light running through it.

A total of nine streamers, nine supernatural powers.

When relying on practice and comprehension, mobilizing the nine streams of light to integrate into the "Golden Core", the cultivation of the Golden Core realm will be completed.

At this time, the golden core was first level, and the supernatural powers of extreme wisdom had been integrated into the "golden core", that is, the streamer in the middle.

And the remaining eight magical powers are still in a state of being free. Although each is very strong, it is difficult to produce the linkage between them that doubles the effect.

The Jindan Realm is used to integrate and comprehend one's previous accumulation and background. When the time is ripe, the Dan will be broken and become a great monk in the Nascent Soul Realm.

"Understood, if you are not careful, you are on the verge of breaking through again."

Hongli nodded clearly and sighed.

"It's so miserable for me. I slept beautifully while lying in my boyfriend's arms, but I was arrested and brought here to practice."

But the feeling has come, and sooner or later there will be a breakthrough.

Hongli calmed down, adjusted her emotions a little, and looked at the eight streaks of light around her.

Shenyin, instant killing, no confusion, exile, white horse, Nirvana, the other shore, and the devil's heart.

The level of understanding and comprehension of these supernatural powers in her mind is increasing rapidly, and the aura on Hong Li's body is also becoming stronger and stronger, making people feel terrified.

Externally, it is...

"Brother Heiyang, give me a hug, just give me a hug!"

Hongli turned over with her eyes closed, waved her two thin arms, and talked in her sleep with a bit of aggrieved tone.

"We're already a couple, why don't you give me a hug!"

"Oh, okay, okay, not just give you a hug, but give you a few hugs."

Heiyang squinted his eyes, pulled Hongli's arm over like coaxing a child, moved his legs lightly, pulled his girlfriend into his arms, and patted her on the back slowly.

"Okay, okay, it's okay, just sleep well."

"it is good……"

But in the dream, Hong Li's mood inexplicably became more cheerful, and a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind.

At first, he was not sure which magical power to move, but at this moment, as if he was blessed to his heart, as soon as he thought about it, one of the magical powers in the eight streams of light was pulled by Hongli and stopped suddenly.

The streamer in front braked suddenly, and the streamer who was chasing behind slammed the steering wheel to circle around, avoiding the tragedy of rear-end collision.

"Well……"

Hong Li looked at Liu Guang, who was controlled by her, thoughtfully.

"Is it a supernatural power? As long as it is completely integrated into the pill, you can break through it?"

Hongli breathed a sigh of relief, and carefully manipulated Liuguang to approach Danwan. When she was about to approach the vermilion part, her heart suddenly moved, her hands trembled, and Liuguang suddenly turned her head away. Dive into the dark part!

…………

Helping his girlfriend put the blanket back on, Heiyang turned his head to look at the scenery outside the pavilion again, but his pupils were slack, obviously distracted, and he didn't really look at any specific scenery.

"Actually, if the past few days pass like this, it's still acceptable."

Heiyang muttered in a low voice, leisurely, with his girlfriend in his arms, no worries about food and clothing, besides being homeless, what else is he not satisfied with?

Well, if you think about it this way, he does still have a lot of wishes that he wants to realize. People's desires are always endless, and Heiyang also loves to dream.

However, although he wanted a lot, Heiyang was too lazy to realize it, so he just thought about it.

As long as he can live in peace and stability with his relatives and friends, that is his greatest wish.

In the past, I often heard people cite inspirational stories about how successful people fought their backs when they were young, how they left their hometowns, and finally achieved success...

Well, how should I put it, when Hei Yang watched it, he always felt terrified, and if he made a wrong step, he would never be able to recover, but he didn't feel any motivating effect.

The bosses who have been successfully smeared with chicken blood are yelling that they should be like this, saying that as long as I am like him, I can do whatever...

When Hei Yang watched it, there was only one thought in his mind: I am stupid, wow, this is a human being!

Cough cough, so Hei Yang knows that he prefers a stable life to those risky adventures.

He likes that everything goes according to the plan, and the occasional small troubles or surprises are just the seasoning of life, which will not cause too many twists and turns in his life.

The human stomach is only that big, no matter how expensive the food is, it can only hold that much...

Heiyang was thinking wildly, when suddenly his hairs stood on end, and he shivered: "Hiss!"

"How do I feel..."

Hei Yang blinked his eyes: "Why does it feel like something has been stuffed into the golden core of Dantian?"

[Your contract object (red glass) has successfully pulled the supernatural powers (purple) for you, and the supernatural powers are transforming and merging...]

"Success is pulling for you..."

Heiyang took a deep breath, lowered his head, gently lifted the blanket, looked at Hongli who was sleeping soundly, a well popped out of his head, stretched out both hands, put Hongli on his lap, and exhaled deeply. in one breath.

"Red! Glass!"

"what!!!"

Hongli's eyes widened suddenly, she lay on her back and slammed into Heiyang's head.

"boom!"

"Grass!"*2
"It hurts!"*2
"What the hell are you doing!"*2
"I should have asked you what you were doing!"

Heiyang put Hongli on his lap, and pressed her shoulder with a grumpy expression.

"Explain? What is pulling supernatural powers? What's the situation? You can't sleep well, right!"

"Aha?"

Hong Li scratched her head, looked down at her body, and then looked around again, a string of question marks popped up above her head.

"Heiyang? Are you talking? Where the hell have you been?

Well, the bottom of the butt is soft, is this your leg? "

"Is it not my leg or yours?"

Gritting his teeth, Hei Yang stretched out his hands, pinched Hong Li's cheeks, and twisted them up and down, left and right.

"Ah, pretend, right? Keep pretending?"

"Uh, uh, I'm sure, it's Heiyang, that's right..."

Forced to shake her head, Hongli stretched out her hands to grope, and successfully pinched Heiyang's ears, pulling them to both sides.

"Also, Heiyang, let me go first, I really can't see where you are..."

"Why can't you see me, are you blind?"

Heiyang tilted his head back forcefully, gritted his teeth and spit out.

"You, don't pull my ears, let go first!"

"You, you let go!"

"You let go!"

"you put!"

"Let go together!"*2
"Good!"*2
"Oh, it's really..."

Hong Li pursed her lips, rubbed her reddened face, and said speechlessly, "A cute girlfriend's face is for kissing, not for you to knead and pinch!"

"I don't want my ears to be separated from my head."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, thinking of the previous reminder, he showed a suspicious expression: "You really can't see me?"

"uh-huh."

Hongli patted Heiyang's leg, showing a curious expression.

"I can only feel your existence by groping, and then I can hear the voices you voluntarily make, and I can hurt each other. I can't feel anything else, and even the laziness is gone."

After a pause, Hongli suddenly realized something and widened her eyes.

"Could it be because I put the supernatural powers on your side, so you are invisible?
So, I lost my boyfriend?don't! "

"You're gone, I'm fine."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, carefully perceived the condition of his body, and nodded: "Well, I understand, I need to fully integrate this magical power into that injustice seed pill. During this period, if the magical power loses control, it is this It looks like it."

"Huh, that means you can change back, right? It's good if you can change back."

Hongli let out a long breath, and suddenly thought of something, her eyes flickered, her power of no confusion was activated, and she finally saw the black sun that was vaguely like a phantom under her body.

Uh... and Heiyang's handsome face.

"So you can see me, right?"

Heiyang saw the reddish light in Hongli's eyes, and knew that the other party had also used magical powers.

"So, what the hell are you doing?"

Hei Yang pinched Hong Li's shoulders and said speechlessly.

"Enlightenment or something in a dream, and then inexplicably let my supernatural power go berserk and out of control?"

"Ah, didn't I want to fully integrate a magical power into the golden core of the great injustice!"

Hong Li glanced away, turned her head away guiltily, and was forcefully pulled back by Hei Yang, so she had no choice but to show a speechless expression.

"Then, when I was merging, I suddenly had a whim, and I fused that supernatural power into your part. I didn't think too much about it at the time, but looking at it now, I'm really smart."

"Smart what?"

Hei Yang showed dead fish eyes: "Will you witty get rid of your handsome boyfriend?

Wow, Hongli, if you can't see my handsome face for a while, how will you live! "

"Tch, don't you understand?"

Hongli showed a funny expression: "I put my supernatural powers on your side. If you want to get rid of supernatural powers and run amok, you have to work hard to experience comprehension and fusion, and improve your cultivation level, so that you can get out of this state."

"That is to say..."

Hong Li laughed and said, "Now you don't work hard to cultivate, otherwise you will be a transparent person in the eyes of everyone except me!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang finally realized the seriousness of the matter, if he could not be seen all the time, wouldn't it be...

"Uh……"

Hei Yang tilted his head: "What does that matter? Anyway, I don't usually go out, I just stay with you!

So, it doesn't matter if I practice or not, if it likes to run wild, let it run wild, and it won't affect me. "

"Ah?"

Hong Li's eyes widened: "Can it still be like this?"

"if not?"

Heiyang paused, and suddenly showed a funny expression: "Besides, if this is the case, doesn't it mean that I can go home and live in an open and honest manner?"

"you dare!"

Hong Li turned around, ran behind Hei Yang, and tightly strangled the opponent's neck with both hands.

"Don't leave me alone!"

"Then you also use Shenyin? Let's go back together?"

"Supernatural powers run amok and cannot be used."

"That's all right."

"What do you mean it's all right!"

Hongli's eyes widened, and the arm holding Heiyang's neck jerked violently, making a crisp "click".

"Ow!!!!"

Heiyang screamed: "Smelly Hongli, what are you doing, murdering your own husband, right?"

"Heh, since you don't take the initiative to fuse your supernatural powers, then why don't you fuse them at all!"

Hongli snorted softly: "I'll help you out, as long as you die, you can stop the supernatural powers."

"Grass, why do I need to die?"

"Don't worry, I will take your corpse with me, and I will take it with me when I take a shower or sleep. Heiyang, you are not dead, you just become a non-breathing person and stay by my side!"

"Grass, what a sick girl..."

Taking advantage of Hongli's inattention, Heiyang fell over his shoulder, and in the latter's exclamation, threw her off his back, and then hugged her in his arms to kill her, firmly controlling her.

"Oh, that's it?"

Heiyang smiled disdainfully: "Continue to be crazy?"

"Well, that..."

Being hugged tightly, Hongli felt the breath of her boyfriend being close at hand, and her little face slowly turned red. This time, it was the living Heiyang who took the initiative to hug her, and hugged her so tightly that she was squeezed to the point... a big improvement !

Thinking of this, Hongli's body softened, showing a tired and unwilling expression.

"Well, I'm already a candle in the wind, powerless to resist Hei Yang... No, I'm powerless to resist the bullying of my husband...

Damn it, what should I do, I'm going to be done too much, don't even think about it, even if you do this or that, I won't give in, hum! "

Hei Yang: "???"

　On June [-]th, the weather... I didn't go out, I don't know, it was probably sunny.

　　After watching an inspirational movie, I was determined to climb up my back, and decided to work hard to code, get up early and stay late, sleep late at night, and hang my butt.

　　Probably... Go have breakfast first... I'm too lazy to eat, let's go to sleep... Well, work hard!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)