So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 356 As long as you are sleepy, no matter what you are doing, you may fall asleep......

Hongli stroked her chin, thought carefully, and nodded: "Indeed, it's time to pick up Xiaohuo and come back, let's go after a while."

"Good guy, it will be a while, right, how long?"

Heiyang showed half-moon eyes: "Hundreds of years?"

"Wow, listen, are you speaking human language? Dog Heiyang!"

Hongli pinched Heiyang's cheek with her backhand and tugged.

"Hundreds of years, Xiaohuo has forgotten about us, and still be parents, isn't it too irresponsible?"

"Ha, how long did you say, Xiaoli?"

Heiyang moved his red glass paws away, raised them over her head and held them, preventing her from moving.

"It's all right to listen to you, you are the master of this family, and I am your humble servant."

"Ha, good to know!"

Hongli snorted softly, stretched out her other hand and continued pinching Heiyang's face.

"If you want me to say, a few hundred years is too much, let's say a few decades, so we probably won't be able to forget us."

"You are such a loving mother, daughter-in-law, Xiaoli."

Heiyang also grabbed Hongli's paw, held the two paws together and raised them over her head.

"This will spoil Little Fire."

"Oh, there is no way, no way."

Hong Li tried to struggle, trying to get her hands out of trouble, but unfortunately this position was twisted by Hei Yang so much that she couldn't use her strength, so she failed.

"After all, I'm a soft-hearted person, and I'm always reluctant to part with my child. I'll think about it when I don't see the child for a while, ah, let me go!"

"Ha, is this a begging attitude?"

"Husband, let him go~"

Hong Li twisted her body, and said pitifully: "This family is still under the control of you, Mr. Heiyang, and Xiao Lizi is just a mere maid!"

"Hahahahahaha, well said!"

Heiyang laughed a few times, then regained his composure: "Don't let go."

"Tsk, even a dog!"

Hongli sighed, her whole body softened, and turned into mud and paralyzed Heiyang.

"Seriously, before Xiaohuo left, we asked my aunt to teach Xiaohuo cultural knowledge, and I don't know how she is doing now."

Hongli sighed and said: "At that point, uh, the pile of inherited memories is too messy, and I need to sort it out for her by means of systematic classification.

Otherwise, she doesn't know what can and cannot be done for many things. After all, Li Huohe's understanding of the world is different from that of human beings.

For example, people know not to jump off a cliff, but Xiaohuo doesn't know that.

I'm afraid that she will play with other children and bring them down..."

Speaking of this, the corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, revealing half-moon eyes and said: "So some common sense questions, I feel that Xiao Huo still needs to understand."

"Xiao Huo is not stupid, so he can't tell the difference, okay?"

Heiyang sighed, let go of Hongli's two arms, and then nodded again: "But it's true, parents should teach her something, parents are the most important role models for children, but they don't know what she is. Time to come back."

"Ha, we're going, can Xiaohuo follow us?"

Hongli proudly said: "As long as the sack is ready... ah!"

"My child, prepare a sack of your size!"

"Understood, other people's home can prepare!"

"I'll put you in a sack first!"

"Ah this..."

After a few quarrels, the two reconciled hand in hand again.

"If you want me to say, it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day."

Hei Yang directly suggested: "Go pick up the small fire now, and you can still catch up with dinner when you come back, so as not to procrastinate and be in a hurry at that time."

"Makes sense!"

Hongli nodded, and said seriously: "Then why don't you go later and just spend dinner at your parents' house!"

"Ah, this makes sense..."

Heiyang smiled embarrassedly, scratched his head and said, "What if we don't have a share with us?"

"makes sense……"

Hongli frowned: "Well, Heiyang let me go first."

"what."

Heiyang let go of his embrace, allowing Hongli to slide down: "What's wrong?"

"Hey, I think, since we have to go there at dinner time, we might as well bring the meal over there."

Hongli trotted to the corner teleportation array ordering place, and there was another note of spirit stone.

"I'll make a reservation for dinner, and when the time comes, I'll go straight over with the hot soup, so that my parents can try it too.

Well, why don't you order more, when the time comes, we will have a family dinner, and we will see our parents again after we get married, how nice it is! "

"good idea."

Hei Yang's eyes lit up: "We'll go a little earlier then, our two families are separated by two turns, a few steps away..."

"Hmm, indeed."

Hong Li smiled and nodded, counting the amount to be paid with her fingers.

"Speaking of which, do you have enough spirit stones?"

Hei Yang curiously said: "Well, if it's not enough, I still have some in the storage bag in the house, if it's not enough, you can go..."

"Ah, this is the spirit stone you put there."

Hong Li waved her hand: "Don't worry, don't worry, your mother-in-law can't find the money at home.

As long as you have a bite to eat, I won't be hungry.

Ah, you too, as long as I have a bite to eat, I won't leave you hungry. "

Hongli patted her chest triumphantly: "Although I have never kept a pet, I am serious about raising you, and I will definitely be able to support you!"

"Then I really thank you."

Heiyang was speechless and laughed, watching Hongli operate there.

"Okay."

Hongli looked at the reply note, smiled, walked back with big strides, sat back beside Heiyang, leaned back, stretched her waist and said, "It's done! Now just wait!"

"So, what are you going to do while you're waiting?"

Hei Yang guessed curiously: "Read another book? Or play something else, do you play chess?
How about I teach you how to play cards and mahjong? "

"Well, it's not impossible, but..."

Hongli paused, turned her head to look at Heiyang, leaned her body slightly, leaned on Heiyang's shoulder, stretched out her small hand, her face became a little flushed, and said in a low voice: "Honey, that, um, you know what I mean Bar……"

"I do not really understand."

Hei Yang put his hand on a certain white silk with an upright face: "Do you still have any clothes?"

"There are many more."

Hongli whispered: "It's all the ones you prepared before... Ugh (*╰╯`)"

...........................

"Mom and Dad, we're coming!"

Heiyang Hongli walked into Heiyang's house with a big bag and a small bag, and behind him were Lan Yuying and his wife who followed with a smile.

But it just so happened that after a word, everyone came over to eat together.

Anyway, I bought a lot, and I was afraid that the cafeteria would not have enough ingredients, so Hong Li still pre-ordered it in advance!

"Wow, Mom and Dad, are you finally awake?"

The first one to jump over was a little red head, and Hong Li was whispering to his mother there.

As a result, before she had time to turn around, Xiao Huo who flew over was caught by Hei Yang.

"dad--"

Xiao Huo flung himself into Heiyang's arms, hugged her father happily, and suddenly asked curiously: "Did Dad just wake up, and Mom too?"

"Ah, Dad has been awake for several hours, but Mom just woke up."

Guiltyly avoiding the child's gaze, Hei Yang coughed twice, patted Xiao Huo on the head, and said with a smile: "What about you, little guy, how do you feel studying with your aunt and grandma recently?"

"feels good!"

Xiao Huo told the truth and said with a smile: "Auntie and grandma know a lot of things that Xiao Huo doesn't know, and at the same time told a lot of interesting stories!"

"Then didn't you learn to be bad?"

"Absolutely not!"

Xiao Huo nodded confidently, looked up at Hei Yang's face, and was taken aback suddenly: "That, Dad?"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

"Well, your face..."

Xiaohuo pointed to Heiyang's right cheek, then pointed to his forehead, then his chin, and his neck.

"Here, and here, and here..."

"!!!"

Heiyang was startled, quickly put down Xiao Huo lightly, condensed a water mirror, looked at the red mark on his face solemnly, couldn't help but gasped.

"That, wait for me!"

Heiyang turned around and ran out the door, passing by Hongli who was laughing and laughing with his mother, he raised his hand and gave her a small slap, leaving behind a dazed Hongli.

"Hey, Heiyang, what are you doing!"

Hongli couldn't help raising her head, and looked at her mother pitifully: "Mom, just look at Heiyang, and you'll know how to bully me!"

"Haha, I don't think Xiaoyang is bullying you, it's just that he finally discovered something."

Lan Yuying's smile along the way finally couldn't hold back. Under Hongli's suspicious eyes, she stretched out her finger and tapped several red marks on Hongli's little face, and said with a smile: "That's really good, little girl!" Li, you two have such a good relationship, so Mom is relieved."

"!!!"

Hongli realized in an instant, he quickly handed the food to his parents: "Wait a minute, I'll be right back, wait for me!"

Hongli scrambled and ran out of the house as if fleeing, and saw Heiyang standing outside at the corner, rubbing his face frantically at the water mirror in front of him.

She quickly ran over in two or three steps and joined the ranks of rubbing her face.

"Oh, finish yelling."

Hongli couldn't help but said: "Heiyang, you are a dog, you need to bite!"

"Ha ha."

Hei Yang didn't beep much, but just pulled off the clothes on his shoulders, revealing a row of neat tooth marks on his shoulders, hehe said: "How do you evaluate?"

"My evaluation is send!"

Guiltyly avoiding her eyes, Hongli changed the subject: "Hurry up, hurry up, stop talking nonsense, parents are waiting for us!"

"Tsk tsk..."

After Heiyang Hongli finished processing the criminal evidence, the two of them walked crookedly into the courtyard, holding hands and bowing their heads.

A big table has been set up, the table is full of meals ordered by Hongli and there are several more dishes, four parents, one aunt Qing Lianlian, one daughter Xiao Huo, all smiling and looking at the two people who moved over. People, cheerfully said: "It's really good."

"Ahhhh!!!"

Heiyang Hongli covered her face and broke her defense: "Damn it, Mom and Dad, forget it, forget it all!"

"Okay, okay, there's nothing to be shy about eating, it's just hahaha cough..."

Qing Yiyi greeted the two to sit down with a smile on her face.

"Little Li is dressed up very beautifully today!"

"Thank you mom..."

"Xiaoyang is also very energetic."

"Dad, you are overrated."

Seeing that Heiyang Hongli was about to run away, everyone at the dinner table stopped talking and changed the subject.

"anyway……"

Qing Yiyi looked at the colorful, delicious and varied dishes on the table, and asked curiously: "Which restaurant did Xiaoli and Xiaoyang buy this from? When did we open a restaurant here? A restaurant with food?"

"Ha, Grandma Xiaohuo knows..."

Just as Xiaohuo was about to open his mouth, he covered Hongli who was sitting beside him with his hand, and the latter said with a smile, "Of course I did this together with Heiyang, isn't it Heiyang?"

"Of course, you have searched all over the five-color city's custody, but you can't find such nutritious and delicious meals as ours!"

Hei Yang patted his chest confidently, raised his head and said, "It's all specially made for you, so hurry up and eat it while it's not cold!"

"Yes, yes, only when it's hot can you experience the most beautiful taste!"

"Oh, really?"

Lan Yuying stretched out her chopsticks and flipped over a stack of meat slices, revealing the printed pattern on the plate below.

"Wuxingzong canteen tableware, no take-out"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Ahahaha, it's reasonable for me, as the head of the Five Elements Sect, to pick up a few dishes when I go home!"

"That's right. As you know, people in the cultivation world pay attention to this kind of thing. They give away some bowls, chopsticks, cups, etc..."

"Hehe."*5
"Um..."

Xiaohuo pushed away Hongli's hand, and followed closely: "Hehe!"

"Hey, girl, don't laugh at your parents!"

Hongli glared at Xiaohuo: "It's not big or small! Ah!"

Hongli covered her head and turned her head to look, and saw her mother Lan Yuying smiling at her with clenched fists.

"Why are you staring at my granddaughter? Xiaoli?"

"Ah this, that, this..."

"Woooooooo..."

There was an extra small table next to the big table, and Heiyang Hongli was sitting on a small bench on the small table, with a big bag on her head, crying and burying her head in cooking.

People's sorrows and joys are not connected, and the laughter and laughter of a family next to them made them feel noisy.

Damn, don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep!

Laughing so loudly is not afraid of choking!

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Hei Muguang suddenly turned his head and covered his mouth with a cough, took a few sips from the wine glass at the side, choked twice, and then beat his chest to recover.

"Pfft!"

There were two indistinct laughter from behind, and Hei Muguang turned his head suspiciously, but only saw Heiyang Hongli, who was eating madly, with a question mark on his head.

Hei Muguang frowned, and found something was wrong.

How does he feel that those two guys are laughing and laughing in their hearts?
[Hei Yang: Hee hee. 】

[Hongli: Haha. 】

【Hei Yang: Cough cough, keep your voice down, don't be afraid to hear it】

[Hongli: I know, I know! 】

"..."

"..."

After dinner.

"By the way, is it really okay to leave Xiaohuo in your care?"

Qing Yiyi, Lan Yuying, and even Qing Lianlian looked suspiciously at Heiyang Hongli who was holding Xiaohuo's little hand from left to right at the door, a little afraid to let go.

"Ha, don't worry, don't worry!"

Heiyang Hongli patted her chest with determination.

"Then, grandma, grandpa, grandma, grandpa, aunt and grandma."

Xiao Huo waved his hand: "Xiao Huo is going home?"

"Xiao Huo has a smooth journey, remember to come and play often."

"Don't be afraid, little fire, if your parents dare to bully you, come and tell us!"

"Xiao Huo, go back and take care of the two of them. Your family members are the most sensible, you know?"

"Okay, it's on Xiaohuo!"

Seeing her daughter's confident expression, Heiyang Hongli looked at each other and smiled in relief.

The familiar sense of security is back again, and I can lie down again! (Incorrect)
My daughter is back, let's start working hard to teach her to live a healthy and happy life!
With the well-behaved girl holding her hand, Heiyang Hongli waved goodbye to her parents and arrived at home before it was completely dark.

(End of this chapter)