football's number one madman

Chapter 765 The end of the world is coming!
"Drip, drip, drip~~~"

When the referee Michael Oliver declared the end of the game, the entire British football world was enveloped in a sense of fear.

Those rumors that once thought that "Chelsea had a dirty deal with Liverpool" are also broken at this moment.

10: 0!

Facing Liverpool's old, weak, sick and disabled lineup, the Blues did not show any mercy, and made a clean cut to their heart's content!

Lee Polo voluntarily retired after only 45 minutes of playing, leaving the game completely to his teammates.

But he scored six goals before the break!

After he left the field, Rudiger, Remy, Azpilicueta, and Odoi made contributions one after another, hitting Liverpool with a full face!
Klopp's speech after the game pushed Chelsea to the forefront:

"Yes, I think even if our main players are all on the field, it will be difficult to avoid being slaughtered by Chelsea."

"This is the gap between last season's Premier League champion and the Premier League runner-up."

"The reason why Chelsea are 21 points ahead of Liverpool is because the full score is only 114 points!"

He also casually fired a map cannon:

"In England, or in European football, I don't think there is any team that is Chelsea's opponent!"

"Even Manchester City!"

Guardiola, who had just led the team back to Manchester, was shot by an arrow while lying down! -
A week later, on August 8, the 11-2019 Premier League season finally kicked off.

As the opening game, Liverpool beat Norwich 4:1 at home.

Salah made a pass and made a contribution, Van Dijk expanded the score, and Origi, who came off the bench, scored twice.

Looking at them happily celebrating the victory, it seems that the one who just lost to Chelsea was not Liverpool at all!
But they do have reason to celebrate, because just a few hours later, Manchester United, sitting in Old Trafford, ushered in a challenge from Chelsea!

Solskjaer regrets it now.

[When you invited me to coach at the end of May, you didn’t tell me that the first game of the new season is against Chelsea! 】

Although the customs of the East and the West are different, there is no one who does not like "a good start"!
Solskjaer directly placed a cross in the dressing room at Old Trafford, but he still failed to prevent his team from ushering in a disastrous defeat at home!
Chelsea opened the scoring in the 3rd minute!

Of course the No. 1 player, Lee Polo, scored the goal! -
In fact, Willian would have had the chance to be the first player to score.

As early as the 51st second, Alonso took the ball from the left and made a pass. Li Polo overwhelmed Smalling to grab the spot and slid the ball to the right rear.

William, who had already faced half an empty goal, kicked the ball directly into De Gea's arms after adjusting for a long time, missing a great opportunity.

Li Poluo glanced at him and couldn't help laughing:
"This shot... I'm sorry for the status of the main force of the new America's Cup champion."

William didn't feel ashamed at all, but said with a playful smile:
"You also know that I just played in the Perfect Asian Cup final, and now my legs are soft when I shoot!"

The coach Cesc Fabregas who was standing on the sidelines frowned slightly, turned around and sat in his seat.

Then he heard Remy in the second row mutter:
"This Brazilian monkey is smarter than everyone else!"

"If he is really an ignorant fool, how could he sit firmly in the main position and squeeze Pedro away?"

Fabregas nodded secretly:
[That's right, in the Chelsea team, if you want to rank according to the level of loyalty to Lee Polo, William is at least No.3! 】

[No.2, of course, is Remy. If it wasn't for his age and obvious decline in physical function, he might still be able to serve as one and a half of the main force. 】

[As for who No.1 is? 】

The upright Director Fa unbuttoned the top button of his shirt, letting his fiery chest feel the evening wind of Old Trafford:

[Why do you ask knowingly? 】

Before he finished his pose, William made an inverted triangle cross and fed the ball to Li Polo's feet!
In the face of his old friend Phil Jones who was rushing up to grab the shot, Li Polo did not shoot directly, but took the ball extremely flexibly, which stopped the rhythm of the whole person.

Jones, who was too aggressive in the attack, was shaken off balance by him, and fell to the ground. At this moment, Li Boluo unhurriedly shifted the ball to his left foot, and then volleyed from a close corner!
[Left foot? 】

Fabregas, who was tens of meters away, couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

Those who pay attention to details like him are football practitioners all over the world.

They couldn't help exclaiming:

"Is this the first time Lee Polo has scored with his left foot?"

"Lee Polo has developed a new weapon!"

"It's over! Lee Polo no longer has a weakness!"

"The end of the world is coming!"

"Lee Polo is about to kill football for good!"
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If he knew their worries, Lee Polo would definitely comfort them:

"If the skill of the right foot is 90 points, the left foot is now at most 50 points."

"I still have a long way to go to the realm where my feet are free from reverse feet."

"As long as there is no plug-in, my left foot will never reach the level of my right foot, so you don't need to worry too much!"
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The next game also proved this point, Li Polo's left foot really couldn't dribble the ball as flexibly as his right foot.

But this does not affect the development of the game towards a one-sided situation...

Before halftime was over, the score became 8:0!

Li Polo completed the six-six straight with head kicks and returned the favor with an assist for William to score 1 point. Alonso used his free kick to score the eighth goal.

Everyone can see that if Lee Polo doesn't play, the game will continue to develop towards double digits!
[God, let him rest! 】

The devout Solskjaer put his hands together and prayed to the sky.

However, 15 minutes later, that blue figure still appeared at the forefront of Chelsea's striker!

[Li Poluo, you are too deceitful! 】

Suo Shuai was completely angry!

[You faced Liverpool a week ago, but you only played halftime and then rested! 】

[Why do you want to go all out to kick us Manchester United? ! 】

[Negative sentiment from Ole Solskjaer, +7456! 】

【I'm furious! 】
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Suo Shuai's anger was quickly crushed by Li Poluo's goal.

In the second half, Lee Polo was still concentrating and going all out, even more ferocious than the first half.

In the 54th minute, the accident still happened.

Phil Jones made too many moves in the tackle and had a fierce collision with Lee Polo. As a result, he not only received a second yellow card, but was also injured on the spot!
Manchester United had to play more with less in the last 35 minutes!

"Sorry, buddy."

Seeing that his old friend was injured because of him, Li Poluo felt very sorry.

In order to express his guilt, he did not take a shot between the 55th and 60th minutes, and temporarily handed over the right to fire to his teammates.

But after the 60th minute, Li Polo, who took a 5-minute break, immediately fired his own mortar!
He hit the goal directly from the outside of the penalty area!
"Drip, drip, drip~~~"

Lee Polo, who was fully fired, scored 6 ups and 8 downs, blasting 14 goals in a single game!
And the final score of this game is fixed at 18:0!
Solskjaer broke down in tears at the post-match press conference!
[Negative sentiment from the entire European football world, +4444! 】

(End of this chapter)