Football feast, starting from the acquisition of European clubs
Chapter 439 Too exaggerated!
Chapter 439 Too exaggerated!
With the end of the Premier League, Crystal Palace's last game of the season is the Champions League final against Barcelona on May 5.
And once again, Chelsea, who missed the Premier League title, defeated Portsmouth 1-0 under the leadership of Ancelotti and won the FA Cup, but the club still ushered in a major earthquake.
"Breaking news: Chelsea CEO Peter Kenyon and coach Ancelotti announced their resignation at the same time!"
"After failing to win the Premier League title for many years, Chelsea boss Roman Abramovich finally lost his patience. This time, he not only fired the manager, but also replaced the CEO."
"It is rumored that Peter Kenyon will be replaced by his assistant Ron Gourley as Chelsea CEO. At the same time, Abramovich has also appointed his personal assistant Granovskaya as Chelsea's transfer manager. Athletic Director of Affairs."
"The appointment and dismissal of these two personnel, especially the second one, the beautiful personal assistant as the club's sports director in charge of transfer affairs, such an outrageous decision, has to make people full of concerns about Chelsea's future."
"After investing wildly but never being able to get a return, Chelsea's Russian owner seems to have given up on himself and started to let himself go completely."
"Chen, have you read the news? Chelsea is completely messed up right now."
Before anyone arrived, the voice arrived first, and little fat Louis rushed into Chen Ran's office with an excited expression on his face.
"Isn't it just changing the CEO and head coach, what's the fuss about?"
Chen Ran knew about such explosive news early in the morning.
However, unlike most people, the reborn Chen Ran would never underestimate the famous NO sister in her previous life—Granovskaya.
Perhaps many people now think that Granovskaya got this position relying on her beauty, but I believe that as time goes by, everyone will see her powerful ability.
"Hey, Chen, what do you think is the relationship between Granovskaya and Chelsea's owner Roman Abramovich?"
Fatty Louis asked with a smirk.
"How do I know? But one thing I'm sure of is that this Granovskaya must not be simple."
Chen Ran shook his head, then looked at little fat Louis seriously.
"The new CEO, Ron Gourley, is probably a mascot. I am afraid that the real power of the Chelsea club will be in the hands of this Granovskaya. Louis, you must not be jealous just because she is a woman." Look down on her."
"No way? Abramovich will hand over such a big Chelsea club to a woman?"
Fatty Louis was taken aback for a moment, his face full of disbelief.
"Hehe, how many people were able to rise from the chaotic situation of the disintegration of the Soviet Union and are still safe and sound? Louis, you don't think Abramovich is the kind of person who will be confused by women, do you?"
"Chen, are you so optimistic about this Granovskaya?"
Fatty Louis looked at Chen Ran thoughtfully.
"roll!"
Chen Ran directly returned the middle finger.
Thousands of miles away in China, the earthquake at the Chelsea club also attracted the attention of countless Crystal Palace fans.
"Chen Ran dismissed all Chelsea's head coach and CEO at once, which is too cruel."
"Abramovich seems to be determined to clean up the Chelsea club this time."
"Actually, it's pretty good. Since buying Chelsea in 2003, Abramovich has invested at least several hundred million euros in the past six years, but he hasn't even won a Premier League title. Abramovich can wait until now to make a change. Be patient."
"Hahahaha, Chen Ran is also the Crystal Palace club that was acquired in 2003. If he is compared with Chen Ran, Abramovich is probably going to vomit blood."
"Damn it! The upstairs is too bad, you are a pig's heart with shrimps!"
"That's right. Crystal Palace has so many championship trophies, but Chelsea can only make up for them with trophies such as the FA Cup and League Cup. It's too miserable."
"Not only is there a huge gap in the quality and quantity of championship trophies, but also from the perspective of club management, the two teams are also very different. Although there are no detailed figures, I feel that Chen Ran has not lost money in acquiring Crystal Palace in the past few years. Money, but made a lot of money.”
"Upstairs, don't forget that the Crystal Palace also built a new stadium, and Chen Ran paid a lot of real money."
"Come on, the Emirates Stadium in the Crystal Palace has now become a new landmark in London. Anyone who travels to London will definitely check in. The last time I went there was a huge crowd of people. I heard that the rent of the shops around the stadium has doubled several times. , that guy Chen Ran is making a lot of money."
"I'll go! Isn't this too awesome? Chicken thief is definitely a winner in life."
"By the way, he also has a celebrity girlfriend."
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
In the last round of La Liga, Barcelona led by Guardiola beat Valladolid 4-0 at Camp Nou, while Real Madrid coached by Mourinho was drawn 1-1 by Malaga in the away game.
After all 38 rounds of La Liga ended, Barcelona successfully defended the La Liga championship trophy with 99 points over Real Madrid's 96 points.
The result of losing to Barcelona for two consecutive seasons also made the chairman of the Real Madrid club, Florentino, directly announce after the game that Mourinho would no longer be the head coach of Real Madrid.
Immediately afterwards, Real Madrid soon announced on the club's official website: Carlo Ancelotti, who had just dismissed from Chelsea, became the new head coach of the Real Madrid club.
It is a bit ironic that when Mourinho dismissed get out of class from Chelsea last time, it was also this fat Italian who looked harmless to humans and animals who took over his position as head coach.
"Fxxk!!!!!!"
Madrid, Spain.
When Mourinho saw the news picture of Ancelotti and Florentino smiling and shaking hands at home, he was so angry that he smashed the red wine glass in his hand.
"Jose, don't be angry. Real Madrid don't want you, some clubs want you to be the head coach."
At this time, it was still his friend and agent Mendes who was with Mourinho.
"Jorge, for Real Madrid to sign Ancelotti so quickly, Florentino must have hooked up with that fat Italian. He must have already thought about replacing me."
Mourinho was not angry because he was fired, but thought that when he was leading the team to fight in the front, the rear had already begun to prepare to replace him. This obviously has no confidence in him.
"Forget it, Jose. Don't you know the virtues of these wealthy clubs?"
Mendes smoked his beloved cigar slowly. As a friend of Mourinho for many years, he knew very well that if he let the other party vent, it would be fine after a while.
"Jorge, have you finished talking with Inter Milan?"
Sure enough, Mourinho, who quickly calmed down, began to care about his next stop.
"We have negotiated, as long as you want, we can sign the contract at any time. Mr. Moratti very much hopes that you can coach Inter Milan. He is very sincere and generous."
"Well, it is Inter Milan. I have heard that Mr. Moratti is very generous. If he can not interfere with the management of the team, he will be a rare and good boss."
This year's Champions League final will be played at Real Madrid's home stadium, the Bernabéu.
It is extremely ironic that Barcelona, which has just snatched the La Liga championship trophy from Real Madrid again, is one of the participating parties in this game.
This time, the pro-Barcelona media headed by "Mundo Deportivo" immediately ridiculed Real Madrid overwhelmingly.
"It must be a very wonderful experience to witness the mortal enemy win the UEFA Champions League trophy at home." Such nonsense almost made the Real Madrid fans who have always looked down on any team very angry.
The pro-Real Madrid media headed by "Marca" are naturally not to be outdone, and have criticized Barcelona as the defeat of Crystal Palace.
What is it that since the birth of football, as long as they encounter Crystal Palace, Barcelona has never won.As for the Champions League champion, that is a daydream.
This sounds a bit exaggerated at first glance. People who don't know football will think that Crystal Palace is a super team with a long history.But if you really want to care about it, you can't say that "Marca" is wrong.
Because, before Chen Ran entered the Crystal Palace Club, Crystal Palace was just an unknown Championship team.
Although he was able to rush to the Premier League from time to time, he was quickly kicked out again.
As for Champions League qualification, that is even more impossible.
Therefore, despite the fact that Crystal Palace is also a century-old club, but before Chen Ran became the owner, they had never met Barcelona in an official game, and of course they couldn't even talk about winning or losing.
After Chen Ran joined the Crystal Palace Club, Crystal Palace played against Barcelona several times in the Champions League and won all of them.
For a while, the Barcelona media and fans couldn't find a reason to refute.
Since you can't find it, you simply don't look for it.
Barcelona's perspective changed and began to mock Real Madrid's suppression by Barcelona for two consecutive seasons, and even the head coach Mourinho was forced to leave.
This time, it was the turn of Real Madrid fans and the media to be speechless.
As a result, they also changed their strategy, began to praise Chen Ran and his Crystal Palace club, and then stepped on Guardiola and Barcelona desperately.
The more quarreled and excited the two sides became, the fans and the media on both sides even directly started a scolding war.
The entire Spanish football world is full of uproar. I don't know, I thought that this year's Champions League final will be Barcelona vs. Real Madrid.
"Chen, it's so funny. Did those Spaniards get the point wrong? A Spanish team and an English team compete for the Champions League trophy. Shouldn't they support the Spanish team together?"
Fatty Louis said gloatingly while looking at the newspaper in his hand.
"Hehe, when did the people of Barcelona consider themselves Spanish?"
For this farce, Chen Ran had a good time eating melons.
"That's true. It's not a day or two since Barcelona wanted to become independent from Spain."
Fatty Louis pouted, as if he suddenly remembered something.
"Chen, but this is very beneficial to us. Maybe the Bernabéu Stadium will become our home stadium by then."
"It won't be enough to become a home stadium, but there will definitely be more audiences supporting us."
Chen Ran shook his head slightly.
"According to UEFA's UEFA Champions League final ticket allocation principle, we and Barcelona will each be allocated [-] tickets, UEFA will take [-] to sell on the official website to the world, and the rest will be sold by the Bernabéu Stadium."
"My request is not high, as long as we can overwhelm the Barcelona fans at the Bernabeu Stadium."
"Hey, Chen, if we want to do this, we probably need more contributions from Real Madrid fans."
Seeing the chubby face of little fat Louis, Chen Ran's heart skipped a beat.
"Luis, you have been interviewed in the past two days and said that we are very happy to be able to participate in the Champions League final at the Bernabéu, the championship stadium. Anyway, it is just a principle, tout Real Madrid. Understand?"
"Hahahaha, Chen, you are so bad!"
Fatty Louis is also a bad guy, he specially accepted the interview of the reporter of "Marca".
Such as "Real Madrid is the greatest club in the 21st century.", "Real Madrid has always been a role model for Crystal Palace." If you praise Real Madrid, don't blurt out like money.
As the sports manager of the most powerful team recognized in today's football, Little Fatty Louis is no longer what he used to be.
His words immediately brought the reporter of "Marca" who was in charge of this interview to a climax.
As the content of the interview was passed back to Spain, Real Madrid fans suddenly became more favorable towards Crystal Palace.Fatty Luiz has become the favorite fat man of Real Madrid fans in one fell swoop.
"Hey, Chen, how was my interview this time? Did it work well?"
Fatty Louis, who got the feedback, couldn't wait to run to Chen Ran to claim credit.
Chen Ran didn't even bother to talk to him, without even raising his head, he just gave him three words.
"Too exaggerated!"
Thousands of miles away in China, the annual Champions League final has now become a holiday for many Crystal Palace fans.
Many people take time off just to watch Crystal Palace's UEFA Champions League final live, and then travel by the way.
This year is no exception, and because Spain is a famous tourist destination, more fans organized a group to watch the Champions League final in Madrid than in previous years.
"Brothers, let's go to Madrid for two days first, and then after watching the Champions League final, go to Barcelona and other places in Spain. How about an in-depth tour of Spain?"
"I would suggest switching the order and going to Barcelona first and then Madrid to watch the game."
"What?"
"I am afraid that after Crystal Palace wins the championship, it will not be safe for us Crystal Palace fans to go to Barcelona."
(End of this chapter)
With the end of the Premier League, Crystal Palace's last game of the season is the Champions League final against Barcelona on May 5.
And once again, Chelsea, who missed the Premier League title, defeated Portsmouth 1-0 under the leadership of Ancelotti and won the FA Cup, but the club still ushered in a major earthquake.
"Breaking news: Chelsea CEO Peter Kenyon and coach Ancelotti announced their resignation at the same time!"
"After failing to win the Premier League title for many years, Chelsea boss Roman Abramovich finally lost his patience. This time, he not only fired the manager, but also replaced the CEO."
"It is rumored that Peter Kenyon will be replaced by his assistant Ron Gourley as Chelsea CEO. At the same time, Abramovich has also appointed his personal assistant Granovskaya as Chelsea's transfer manager. Athletic Director of Affairs."
"The appointment and dismissal of these two personnel, especially the second one, the beautiful personal assistant as the club's sports director in charge of transfer affairs, such an outrageous decision, has to make people full of concerns about Chelsea's future."
"After investing wildly but never being able to get a return, Chelsea's Russian owner seems to have given up on himself and started to let himself go completely."
"Chen, have you read the news? Chelsea is completely messed up right now."
Before anyone arrived, the voice arrived first, and little fat Louis rushed into Chen Ran's office with an excited expression on his face.
"Isn't it just changing the CEO and head coach, what's the fuss about?"
Chen Ran knew about such explosive news early in the morning.
However, unlike most people, the reborn Chen Ran would never underestimate the famous NO sister in her previous life—Granovskaya.
Perhaps many people now think that Granovskaya got this position relying on her beauty, but I believe that as time goes by, everyone will see her powerful ability.
"Hey, Chen, what do you think is the relationship between Granovskaya and Chelsea's owner Roman Abramovich?"
Fatty Louis asked with a smirk.
"How do I know? But one thing I'm sure of is that this Granovskaya must not be simple."
Chen Ran shook his head, then looked at little fat Louis seriously.
"The new CEO, Ron Gourley, is probably a mascot. I am afraid that the real power of the Chelsea club will be in the hands of this Granovskaya. Louis, you must not be jealous just because she is a woman." Look down on her."
"No way? Abramovich will hand over such a big Chelsea club to a woman?"
Fatty Louis was taken aback for a moment, his face full of disbelief.
"Hehe, how many people were able to rise from the chaotic situation of the disintegration of the Soviet Union and are still safe and sound? Louis, you don't think Abramovich is the kind of person who will be confused by women, do you?"
"Chen, are you so optimistic about this Granovskaya?"
Fatty Louis looked at Chen Ran thoughtfully.
"roll!"
Chen Ran directly returned the middle finger.
Thousands of miles away in China, the earthquake at the Chelsea club also attracted the attention of countless Crystal Palace fans.
"Chen Ran dismissed all Chelsea's head coach and CEO at once, which is too cruel."
"Abramovich seems to be determined to clean up the Chelsea club this time."
"Actually, it's pretty good. Since buying Chelsea in 2003, Abramovich has invested at least several hundred million euros in the past six years, but he hasn't even won a Premier League title. Abramovich can wait until now to make a change. Be patient."
"Hahahaha, Chen Ran is also the Crystal Palace club that was acquired in 2003. If he is compared with Chen Ran, Abramovich is probably going to vomit blood."
"Damn it! The upstairs is too bad, you are a pig's heart with shrimps!"
"That's right. Crystal Palace has so many championship trophies, but Chelsea can only make up for them with trophies such as the FA Cup and League Cup. It's too miserable."
"Not only is there a huge gap in the quality and quantity of championship trophies, but also from the perspective of club management, the two teams are also very different. Although there are no detailed figures, I feel that Chen Ran has not lost money in acquiring Crystal Palace in the past few years. Money, but made a lot of money.”
"Upstairs, don't forget that the Crystal Palace also built a new stadium, and Chen Ran paid a lot of real money."
"Come on, the Emirates Stadium in the Crystal Palace has now become a new landmark in London. Anyone who travels to London will definitely check in. The last time I went there was a huge crowd of people. I heard that the rent of the shops around the stadium has doubled several times. , that guy Chen Ran is making a lot of money."
"I'll go! Isn't this too awesome? Chicken thief is definitely a winner in life."
"By the way, he also has a celebrity girlfriend."
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
In the last round of La Liga, Barcelona led by Guardiola beat Valladolid 4-0 at Camp Nou, while Real Madrid coached by Mourinho was drawn 1-1 by Malaga in the away game.
After all 38 rounds of La Liga ended, Barcelona successfully defended the La Liga championship trophy with 99 points over Real Madrid's 96 points.
The result of losing to Barcelona for two consecutive seasons also made the chairman of the Real Madrid club, Florentino, directly announce after the game that Mourinho would no longer be the head coach of Real Madrid.
Immediately afterwards, Real Madrid soon announced on the club's official website: Carlo Ancelotti, who had just dismissed from Chelsea, became the new head coach of the Real Madrid club.
It is a bit ironic that when Mourinho dismissed get out of class from Chelsea last time, it was also this fat Italian who looked harmless to humans and animals who took over his position as head coach.
"Fxxk!!!!!!"
Madrid, Spain.
When Mourinho saw the news picture of Ancelotti and Florentino smiling and shaking hands at home, he was so angry that he smashed the red wine glass in his hand.
"Jose, don't be angry. Real Madrid don't want you, some clubs want you to be the head coach."
At this time, it was still his friend and agent Mendes who was with Mourinho.
"Jorge, for Real Madrid to sign Ancelotti so quickly, Florentino must have hooked up with that fat Italian. He must have already thought about replacing me."
Mourinho was not angry because he was fired, but thought that when he was leading the team to fight in the front, the rear had already begun to prepare to replace him. This obviously has no confidence in him.
"Forget it, Jose. Don't you know the virtues of these wealthy clubs?"
Mendes smoked his beloved cigar slowly. As a friend of Mourinho for many years, he knew very well that if he let the other party vent, it would be fine after a while.
"Jorge, have you finished talking with Inter Milan?"
Sure enough, Mourinho, who quickly calmed down, began to care about his next stop.
"We have negotiated, as long as you want, we can sign the contract at any time. Mr. Moratti very much hopes that you can coach Inter Milan. He is very sincere and generous."
"Well, it is Inter Milan. I have heard that Mr. Moratti is very generous. If he can not interfere with the management of the team, he will be a rare and good boss."
This year's Champions League final will be played at Real Madrid's home stadium, the Bernabéu.
It is extremely ironic that Barcelona, which has just snatched the La Liga championship trophy from Real Madrid again, is one of the participating parties in this game.
This time, the pro-Barcelona media headed by "Mundo Deportivo" immediately ridiculed Real Madrid overwhelmingly.
"It must be a very wonderful experience to witness the mortal enemy win the UEFA Champions League trophy at home." Such nonsense almost made the Real Madrid fans who have always looked down on any team very angry.
The pro-Real Madrid media headed by "Marca" are naturally not to be outdone, and have criticized Barcelona as the defeat of Crystal Palace.
What is it that since the birth of football, as long as they encounter Crystal Palace, Barcelona has never won.As for the Champions League champion, that is a daydream.
This sounds a bit exaggerated at first glance. People who don't know football will think that Crystal Palace is a super team with a long history.But if you really want to care about it, you can't say that "Marca" is wrong.
Because, before Chen Ran entered the Crystal Palace Club, Crystal Palace was just an unknown Championship team.
Although he was able to rush to the Premier League from time to time, he was quickly kicked out again.
As for Champions League qualification, that is even more impossible.
Therefore, despite the fact that Crystal Palace is also a century-old club, but before Chen Ran became the owner, they had never met Barcelona in an official game, and of course they couldn't even talk about winning or losing.
After Chen Ran joined the Crystal Palace Club, Crystal Palace played against Barcelona several times in the Champions League and won all of them.
For a while, the Barcelona media and fans couldn't find a reason to refute.
Since you can't find it, you simply don't look for it.
Barcelona's perspective changed and began to mock Real Madrid's suppression by Barcelona for two consecutive seasons, and even the head coach Mourinho was forced to leave.
This time, it was the turn of Real Madrid fans and the media to be speechless.
As a result, they also changed their strategy, began to praise Chen Ran and his Crystal Palace club, and then stepped on Guardiola and Barcelona desperately.
The more quarreled and excited the two sides became, the fans and the media on both sides even directly started a scolding war.
The entire Spanish football world is full of uproar. I don't know, I thought that this year's Champions League final will be Barcelona vs. Real Madrid.
"Chen, it's so funny. Did those Spaniards get the point wrong? A Spanish team and an English team compete for the Champions League trophy. Shouldn't they support the Spanish team together?"
Fatty Louis said gloatingly while looking at the newspaper in his hand.
"Hehe, when did the people of Barcelona consider themselves Spanish?"
For this farce, Chen Ran had a good time eating melons.
"That's true. It's not a day or two since Barcelona wanted to become independent from Spain."
Fatty Louis pouted, as if he suddenly remembered something.
"Chen, but this is very beneficial to us. Maybe the Bernabéu Stadium will become our home stadium by then."
"It won't be enough to become a home stadium, but there will definitely be more audiences supporting us."
Chen Ran shook his head slightly.
"According to UEFA's UEFA Champions League final ticket allocation principle, we and Barcelona will each be allocated [-] tickets, UEFA will take [-] to sell on the official website to the world, and the rest will be sold by the Bernabéu Stadium."
"My request is not high, as long as we can overwhelm the Barcelona fans at the Bernabeu Stadium."
"Hey, Chen, if we want to do this, we probably need more contributions from Real Madrid fans."
Seeing the chubby face of little fat Louis, Chen Ran's heart skipped a beat.
"Luis, you have been interviewed in the past two days and said that we are very happy to be able to participate in the Champions League final at the Bernabéu, the championship stadium. Anyway, it is just a principle, tout Real Madrid. Understand?"
"Hahahaha, Chen, you are so bad!"
Fatty Louis is also a bad guy, he specially accepted the interview of the reporter of "Marca".
Such as "Real Madrid is the greatest club in the 21st century.", "Real Madrid has always been a role model for Crystal Palace." If you praise Real Madrid, don't blurt out like money.
As the sports manager of the most powerful team recognized in today's football, Little Fatty Louis is no longer what he used to be.
His words immediately brought the reporter of "Marca" who was in charge of this interview to a climax.
As the content of the interview was passed back to Spain, Real Madrid fans suddenly became more favorable towards Crystal Palace.Fatty Luiz has become the favorite fat man of Real Madrid fans in one fell swoop.
"Hey, Chen, how was my interview this time? Did it work well?"
Fatty Louis, who got the feedback, couldn't wait to run to Chen Ran to claim credit.
Chen Ran didn't even bother to talk to him, without even raising his head, he just gave him three words.
"Too exaggerated!"
Thousands of miles away in China, the annual Champions League final has now become a holiday for many Crystal Palace fans.
Many people take time off just to watch Crystal Palace's UEFA Champions League final live, and then travel by the way.
This year is no exception, and because Spain is a famous tourist destination, more fans organized a group to watch the Champions League final in Madrid than in previous years.
"Brothers, let's go to Madrid for two days first, and then after watching the Champions League final, go to Barcelona and other places in Spain. How about an in-depth tour of Spain?"
"I would suggest switching the order and going to Barcelona first and then Madrid to watch the game."
"What?"
"I am afraid that after Crystal Palace wins the championship, it will not be safe for us Crystal Palace fans to go to Barcelona."
(End of this chapter)
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