Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 153 Uncle Silly Zhu was arrested, he was given to Yu Haitang to set his bones, and he stole the chicken with a stick (many words for subscription)

"Comrade, why do you pretend that your arm is broken when it's perfectly fine?" a policeman said.

"I didn't. I was broken before, but now it's fine." Silly Zhu explained.

Shazhu's words are light and easy, but will anyone believe him?
The arm can be broken as soon as it is broken, as long as it is agreed, is it possible?
"???" The two policemen looked at each other, and one of them said in a cold voice, "You're so funny, you've been hurt for a hundred days, you just agree, who are you going to lie to?"

"I didn't lie..." Shazhu said: "I'm telling the truth, my arm is really broken..."

"Shut up!" one of the policemen said again: "I'll warn you once, if you mess around again, we will punish you."

With this scolding, Sha Zhu immediately became numb, unable to speak a word.

The police inspected Shazhu's arm, but there was no scar, and no signs of fracture could be seen.

After understanding what happened, I knew it was this silly Zhu who did it first.

The police criticized and educated Sha Zhu, and warned him that if he dared to take the initiative to hit someone next time, he would be detained.

And Zou He's counterattack is a legitimate defense. The police just remind Zou He to ensure his own safety next time, try to defend himself with restraint, and don't hurt the other party.

Finally, the police turned their attention to the uncle Yi Zhonghai:
"And you! As the uncle in charge of the courtyard! Without knowing the situation, you reported the crime indiscriminately, and even exaggerated that your arm was broken, which caused us to send so many police forces here. Your behavior is simply too bad!"

"..." Yi Zhonghai couldn't explain a word. He wanted to say that he wasn't exaggerating, but Sha Zhu's arm was already healed. The police wouldn't believe what he said now, so he just lowered his head and waited for criticism. .

"Since you are so old and you are a first-time offender, I will not hold you accountable for the time being," the policeman said sharply, "Next time you dare to exaggerate and call the police, you will definitely be punished, do you hear me?"

"I heard it." Yi Zhonghai nodded repeatedly, not daring to say more.

Hearing that someone broke his arm, he thought it was a big police case, but when he came to see it, it turned out to be an oolong. How could the police not be annoyed.

In the end, the police left angrily.

The people from the neighborhood committee who came with him also scolded Yi Zhonghai for his scolding.

"Yi Zhonghai, please open your eyes and see clearly next time. It is obviously fine. If your arm is broken, I think you are idle. This is simply wasting everyone's time." The residents of the neighborhood committee also had a feeling Feeling being tricked, he left cursing.

The uncle stood there with a dead face, unable to say a word.

Seeing that the other party was frozen in place, Zou He laughed: "That's it? You still want to call someone to arrest me? Tsk tsk tsk tsk, you're really overestimating your capabilities, it's ridiculous."

After speaking, Zou He turned around and left.

Only Shazhu and the uncle were left stunned on the spot, and they didn't recover for a long time.

The old man was shocked, obviously this silly Zhu's arm was broken, how could it be healed?

Silly Zhu also had a confused expression on his face. Just now, his two arms were completely out of control. Why did Zou He mess with him casually, and why did the broken arm grow back together?
The people at the scene were also shocked. For a moment, they didn't know whether this stupid Zhu was pretending, or whether Zou He really had the ability to restore the broken arm.

Comparing these two possibilities with each other, of course everyone still thinks that the stupid Zhu is pretending, which is more realistic, so everyone discusses it.

"Silly Zhu, I think you are free, your arm is obviously fine, why are you pretending to have a broken arm to gain sympathy? Are you sick?"

"That's right, we almost got into a fight with Hezi, you're really idle."

……

Facing everyone's accusations, Sha Zhu only said: "I was indeed broken just now, and that peacemaker fixed it for me again..."

"Still pretending?" Someone immediately retorted: "I've been injured for a hundred days, and Hezi will be fixed for you. You mean Hezi is a fairy?"

"It's just nonsense, why is this idiot talking so much nonsense?" Someone said again.

Hearing this, Xu Damao who was at the side was suddenly startled, and said in his heart that I would not believe that Hezi is a god, but if he said that Hezi was a monster, I would believe it, wouldn't monsters be so lethal?Aren't monsters beating people so hard?Isn't it that monsters will beat people to death at every turn?This Hezi must be the reincarnation of some monster...

At this time, Zou He suddenly heard a familiar voice in his mind.

[Congratulations to the host!Successful use of 'Intermediate Orthopedic Technique', gain experience +100】

[Congratulations to the host!Successful use of 'Intermediate Orthopedic Technique', gain experience +100】

……

Two reminders sounded, and Zou He couldn't help being startled.

Ah, if you remove it and press it again, you can still gain experience?
Yes, Zou He didn't break Sha Zhu's arm just now, but directly removed Sha Zhu's two arms by using 'bone setting'.

Before the police came, it was installed again, and only then did the oolong police situation arise.

The elder Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu had preconceived ideas, thinking that Zou He had broken Sha Zhu's arm, but they never thought that Zou He would also be able to set bones, so they would be fooled for granted.

Originally, it was just to deal with this stupid pillar casually, but I didn't expect that it would be able to earn experience.

If so, wouldn't this be a quick upgrade?

How much experience do you need to upgrade next time?

Immediately open the skill panel and take a look [Skill: Intermediate Orthopedics, experience value from next upgrade: 200/500]

Ah, not bad, so it seems that it only needs to be operated three times to upgrade?

So what are you waiting for, upgrade now.

Zou He stopped and looked behind him.

Because Zou He went to work by bicycle, he was faster than the whole hospital.

After waiting for a while, Xu Damao came from behind.

"Hezi, are you resting here?" Xu Damao nodded, made a smiling face, and said hello silently.

"En." Zou He glanced at the other party and responded lightly.

In order to prevent Zou He from beating him again, Xu Damao turned his head three times with a smile on his face, and walked over without any risk.

To be honest, this Xu Damao has been quite obedient in front of Zou He recently, and Zou He didn't take Xu Damao as a guinea pig.

Zou He's goal is very clear - Sha Zhu.

Don't you like calling the police?

Are you upset?

Just wait and you will!
"..." Silly Zhu also came over, gouged Zou He with his eyes.

"What are you looking at, don't you agree?" Zou He said.

"I will never give in to you!" Silly Zhu said, "In my eyes, you will always be a trash, you know?"

"Okay! That's you..." Zou He jumped up as soon as he finished speaking.

In an instant, a hungry tiger pounced on a sheep and knocked Silly Zhu to the ground.

Press and hold Shazhu's arm, and use pull and pull.

"Crack!"

"Crack!"

The arms were removed again.

Now it needs [-] experience points, one less.

Then Zou He held down Sha Zhu's calf joints again, exerted a little force, and let out a sharp shout.

"Crack!" There was a crisp sound.

Shazhu's calf joint was immediately dislocated.

"what!"

"what!"

"what!"

Following Zou He's three unloading of bones, Sha Zhu screamed three times.

The severe pain made Sha Zhu's entire face squeeze together, and his face was twisted into twists.

"Hiss! Ouch..."

Silly Zhu was in pain, but he had completely lost the ability to stand up.

All three limbs were useless for a while, and Sha Zhu became a cripple lying on the ground.

After completing this series of actions, Zou He ran to the side to observe secretly in order to make this silly Zhu suffer a little.

Aren't you dissatisfied?

Aren't you looking for trouble with a dark face every day?

Now it's up to you how to do it.

Zou He watched in the dark.

Silly Zhu couldn't walk around, so he could only use his only moving foot to twist his body to stand up, and then slowly jumped forward with one leg, which looked very relieved.

Soon, Silly Zhu was chased up by Yi Zhonghai who was following behind.

"What happened to the pillar? What happened to your two arms and one leg?" Yi Zhongguan asked anxiously.

"Zou He, Zou He," Silly Zhu stammered in pain, "Then Zou He broke my arms and legs again, hurry up and call the police!"

"Really?" Yi Zhonghai said, pulling Shazhu's two arms with his hands, and he really didn't obey, and immediately said: "Okay, you rest here, I will call someone to arrest him immediately. "

Soon, Yi Zhonghai brought people to the crime scene again.

"Comrade policeman, look, he even broke his leg this time! That Zou He is too ruthless, we must take him to prison and lock him up." The elder Yi Zhonghai said.

"Really?" The policeman was skeptical and walked forward.

At this time, Shazhu showed embarrassment: "Master, I'm fine again..."

"???" Eldest Master Yi Zhonghai was confused: "Okay? How did it get better? Didn't you couldn't move just now?"

"After you left, Zou He came over and fixed it for me." Silly Zhu naturally couldn't pretend anymore, so he smiled awkwardly: "You two policemen, please go back, I really caused you trouble."

"???" The two policemen were also dumbfounded.

Trouble?

Is this a nuisance?

After a while, the policeman said: "You two, are you deliberately calling the police to tease us?"

"It's not true. What the uncle said is true. I did break it just now, but it was fixed by Zou He." Silly Zhu explained.

"So?" the policeman said blankly.

"So we really didn't intend to call the police to tease you. If you want to blame, you can blame Zou He." Sha Zhu emphasized again.

"That's right, that's right, comrade policeman, go and arrest that Zou He, interrogate him severely, and guarantee that he can be interrogated. It is Zou He who did this on purpose so that we can go to the police, so it's all to blame. Him." Yi Zhonghai also explained.

"You say you are blaming Zou He, meaning that Zou He ordered you to report to the false police?" the policeman asked.

"No..." Silly Zhu Yi Zhonghai shook his head at the same time.

"That's why you advocated calling the police. You reported twice in a row, once saying that your two arms were broken, and just criticized and educated you once, and then reported to the false police again, and this time you also said that two arms and one leg were broken. The behavior has already constituted a serious crime of obstructing official duties."

"Please come with us to the institute."

In the end, silly Zhu Yi Zhonghai and the two were taken to the police station.

Both were sentenced to three days in administrative detention.

The police also found Zou He for questioning. Zou He immediately refused: "How is it possible? I never broke that silly Zhu's arms and legs once. They made it up. You can take him to the hospital." checked."

Zou He was also telling the truth, he really didn't interrupt.

He just removed Sha Zhu's arm, which is very different from interrupting it.

The reason why Shazhu regarded it as an interruption was because Zou He deliberately made a false appearance that it was broken, but in fact he just dislocated Shazhu's bones.

Losing consciousness, there was another click, coupled with the unprecedented pain, Sha Zhu of course thought it was a broken arm and leg...

Through the inspection, it was indeed confirmed that Sha Zhu's arms and legs were not broken...

Silly Zhu Yi Zhonghai was also detained for this reason.

……

[Congratulations to the host!Successful use of 'Intermediate Orthopedic Technique', gain experience +100】

[Congratulations to the host!Successful use of 'Intermediate Orthopedic Technique', gain experience +100】

[Congratulations to the host!Successful use of 'Intermediate Orthopedic Technique', gain experience +100】

……

Zou He received three reminders.

Immediately afterwards, another upgrade reminder was received.

[Congratulations to the host! 'Intermediate bone setting' has been upgraded to 'advanced bone setting']

As this reminder sounded, Zou He only felt a golden light flash before his eyes, as if his whole body had been refreshed once.

The understanding of bone setting in my mind has deepened.

In addition, there has also been unprecedented progress in all aspects of technique and strength.

Osteopathic surgery is a technique inherited from traditional Chinese medicine, and it is an advanced medical technique that can treat various joint diseases.

As small as a child, his arm was dislocated, his jaw dropped, his foot was twisted, his waist was twisted...

The bigger ones are the protruding lumbar intervertebral disc, dislocation of the root of the thigh, and large gap in the pelvis.

All of them can be cured immediately through osteosetting. You only need to master the operation, and the bones can be reset in an instant to achieve the effect of curing the disease.

It can be said that the effect is quick, the effect is good, and it can be treated as soon as you arrive, and you can return to normal people after being cured.

Compared with surgical treatment, for patients, it not only relieves the pain, but also quickly treats the disease.

With all these benefits, it can be said that the famous doctors who really know how to set bones come from all over the country, which is not too much.

Of course, although bonesetting is powerful, it is also very difficult to pass it on.

It takes years of clinical experience and multiple practices to master this technique.

Inexperienced orthopedic doctors, like ordinary orthopedic surgeons, dare not treat others with herniated lumbar discs. If they cannot be cured, they may step on and break the patient's waist, which is a serious matter.

Although Zou He's current advanced bone setting technique has not reached the master level, it is already advanced, such as treating minor lumbar disc assaults, it is still possible.

After looking at the distance to upgrade next time, you need to successfully use [-] advanced bone setting techniques.

"It seems that we need to find an opportunity to 'see a doctor' for people."

With this plan in mind, Zou He is working seriously all day.

During this period, Yu Haitang came once, and Zou He was a little speechless.

This Yu Haitang is not an ordinary person. After Zou He got married, she was quiet for a while and did not come to Zou He.

Then, as if he was resurrected with full blood, he came to tease Zou He when he was free.

"I'm a married man, why are you still looking for me?" Zou He said.

"Pfft," Yu Haitang said with a smile, "Brother Hezi, I know that you are a married man, and I also know that you are the father of two children, but what's the matter? There are so many divorced people in the world, You have been married, and you may be divorced."

"..." Zou He was stunned, and said, "So, you don't want to be a mistress, do you?"

"Wrong, wrong, wrong," Yu Haitang said, "Of course I'm not a mistress, I'm just waiting for you to get divorced one day, and I'll be your first wife."

"Get out!" Zou He's voice was cold.

"..." Yu Haitang was not angry, she seemed to enjoy Zou Bi's scolding, and said with a smile, "I won't leave!"

Seeing the other party like this, Zou He narrowed his eyes: "Yu Haitang, I suddenly want to straighten your bones? What should I do!"

"Ah?" Yu Haitang didn't react, she opened her eyes wide and opened her mouth wide, and muttered, "Bone setting? What do you mean?"

"Do you want to know?" Zou He smiled.

"Think..." Yu Haitang said.

"To put it simply, that is," Zou He made up, "it's a set of bone pinching methods that make your bones sour and refreshing, and ensure your bones are very flexible. Do you want to try it?"

"..." Yu Haitang swallowed, obviously not reacting.

"Forget it if you don't want to, don't delay my work, get out." Zou He immediately issued an order to evict the guest.

"Then if I try, can you treat me better in the future?" Yu Haitang asked again.

"Of course not, what are you thinking?" Zou He said: "This is to help you move your bones. It's not bad if you don't charge your fee, and treat you better? You're thinking about shit."

"Okay then...how to do it?" Yu Haitang readily agreed.

"Well, we need to find a place where no one is there, with a bed, just the two of us." Zou He said.

Upon hearing this, Yu Haitang blushed, and immediately said coyly: "I hate it, do you want to do like me? I'm not ready yet..."

"..." Zou He was speechless now, so he had to explain: "You misunderstood, forget it, I'll change to someone else."

"Don't, don't, don't, don't I promise you?" Yu Haitang said with a blushing face.

"Okay, get off work at night, make an appointment, see you soon." Zou He said.

"Okay." Yu Haitang's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and he was distracted all day long.

What exactly is the bone-setting that Hezi mentioned?

That night, the two met in a room.

Yu Haitang finally understood...

"what!"

"hiss!"

"Ahhh!"

"Fizz!"

"Easy, ouch, it hurts..."

Yu Haitang's voice kept yelling.

After Zou He's unremitting efforts, he also removed and reinstalled Haitang's bones one by one.

As small as metacarpal bones, knuckles, elbows, shoulders, toe bones, ankle bones, knee joints...

As big as the thigh bone, pelvis, waist bone... and so on, all have been disassembled.

Zou He also proved through practice that his "advanced bone setting" technique is indeed as proficient as imagined, and it is really easy to use.

It seems that as long as Zou He is willing, he can practice medicine if he wants to see a doctor in the future.

Yu Haitang has a big frame, is tall, and has a good figure...

It's really a good example of practicing bone setting and pinching and unloading bones.

After a hundred times of bone setting for Begonia.

Soon, Zou He received a systematic reminder.

[Congratulations to the host! 'Advanced bone setting' has been upgraded to 'master bone setting']

[Congratulations to the host!Upgrade to two levels within one day, and get an additional reward of [-] grams of gold bars and [-] grams of silver]

……

Not bad, seeing the master bone setting technique, Zou He laughed very satisfied.

Looking at the reward again, it turned out that one hundred grams of gold bars and three hundred grams of silver were returned.

With the current gold price of about 800 yuan and the silver price of more than [-] cents a gram, more than [-] yuan will be harvested in this wave.

This wave of rewards was enough for Haitang's salary for two or three years.

Looking at Yu Haitang who was already in pain and couldn't get out of bed, Zou He threw two ten-yuan bills over: "Here is 20 yuan for you, buy some supplements, and some anti-inflammatory drugs, and the rest of the money will be given to you Yes, I withdraw."

After finishing speaking, Zou He turned his head and left.

Yu Haitang got out of bed slowly, enduring the pain and slowly moved out.

Seeing Zou He's figure drifting away, Yu Haitang fell into deep thought: "Could this be a newlywed entering the bridal chamber? If so, it's better not to get married, it's too painful!"

……

Zou He only found out later.

Using Yu Haitang to earn experience points this time made Yu Haitang feel an unprecedented fear of men and women.

At the same time, Yu Haitang finally calmed down. For a while, every time he saw Zou He at work, Yu Haitang felt pain in every bone in his body, and subconsciously hid away.

Zou He went to help in the recording studio, but Yu Haitang didn't dare to look at Zou He more, as if Zou He would tear her bones apart if she saw too much.

Seeing this, Zou He was also very happy.

Not bad, this also solves a problem.

……

Time flies, and when the golden dragon, precious phoenix and full moon arrive, Zou He holds another small banquet.

A few workers, Aunt Wang, Diao Aimin and others were still invited, and besides that, one more person was hired.

During Qin Jingru's confinement period, Hu Xianglan cooked every meal according to Jingru's appetite, and took care of Jinlong Baofeng in every possible way. This perfect performance made Zou He look at her with admiration. Although there is a difference of dozens of years, the two talked about everything, and there was a feeling of forgetting their confidants.

So at Mrs. Zou Qin Jingru's suggestion, Zou He also invited confinement mother-in-law Hu Xianglan.

The whole room celebrated happily by drinking and eating meat, and the atmosphere was very lively.

The delicious food and wine were presented one by one, which once again made everyone in the courtyard turn red with envy.

"Xu Damao, look at the full moon wine they run. It's more grand than our wedding. Don't you feel ashamed?" Huang Mafang cursed again.

"Get out, it's embarrassing, marrying a bastard like you is the most embarrassing thing for me, Xu Damao!" Xu Damao immediately replied.

"What are you talking about? See if I don't beat you to death..." Huang Mafang started to attack after speaking.

Xu Damao was not a good quarrel either, he was willing to suffer, so he fought hard, so the two scuffled together again.

In fact, Xu Damao is also suffering in his heart. He was reluctant to marry Huang Mafang.

The reason why what happened with Huang Mafang when the movie was shown that day was entirely because Ye Hei Feng Gao didn't see each other clearly, so he was hungry.

In the end, he didn't expect that it would be a hit. Huang Mafang threatened to become pregnant because of this, and at the time when the factory was investigating the style of work, Xu Damao could only grit his teeth and get married.

After marriage, Xu Damao kept comforting himself with his son, thinking that no matter what, Huang Mafang was pregnant with his own seed, so it was only for the sake of the child that he humiliated.

As a result, he was born a freak with half a blue face, which made Xu Damao extremely annoyed.

And as the child grew older, Xu Damao found that this son did not follow him at all.

This made Xu Damao, who didn't like the strange little blue face, even more annoyed.

"I, Xu Damao, how did I become such a bird?"

"Daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law don't dare to take them out to meet people, and sons and sons will be annoyed when they see them!"

"What crime did I do in my previous life? I have ended up like this!"

Since the day they got married, Xu Damao had never gone out with Huang Mafang.

People in the factory inadvertently asked about Xu Damao's daughter-in-law, Xu Damao immediately changed his face.

There were even a few well-connected coworkers who wanted to come to Xu Damao's house to see their children and sister-in-law, but Xu Damao flatly refused.

There is no other reason. The daughter-in-law is too ugly to show it to others.

So embarrassing.

Xu Damao considers himself a layman, and when he marries a wife, he wants to marry a beautiful one.

In the end, she married the ugliest person in her life.

This gave Xu Damao a painful feeling of falling into the abyss.

……

And as time went by, little blue-faced Xu Wei's faults became more and more serious.

The little blue-faced Xu Monster is more than a month older than Jinlong Baofeng.

In the end, it was not as tall as Jinlong Baofeng.

Even the golden dragon and the phoenix can walk and talk, but the blue face can't say a word, he can't walk, he can only crawl.

"Look at the two children Qin Jingru gave birth to Zou He, and see what you gave birth to. Do you still have the face to live in this world?"

Xu Damao once again pointed at Huang Mafang's nose and cursed.

"Yes, Xu Guai is not as good as Jinlong Baofeng, but this is because your Xu Damao's seeds are not good, so no wonder I," Huang Mafang yelled, "I, Huang Mafang, am no worse than Qin Jingru, she Qin Jingru is just whiter than me, Are you tenderer than me, prettier than me, other than that, where am I worse than her?"

"Ah, ah, you have the nerve to compare yourself to Qin Jingru, you are like a toad in front of Qin Jingru, you know?" Xu Damao said with disgust.

"Compared to Zou He, you are just a local dog. No, you are not as good as a local dog. Are you as handsome as Zou He? Do you have a higher salary than Zou He? Do you have a good temper? Zou He Are you gentle? Do you have a good body like Zou He?" Huang Mafang kept talking like a cannonball: "You still have the nerve to talk about me, what can you compare to Zou He?"

A slap was made on Huang Ma Fang's face, and five bloody slap marks appeared immediately.

"You think Zou He is good, why don't you marry him? Why are you staying in my house?" Xu Damao pointed at Huang Mafang's nose and cursed.

A pot of water was poured on Xu Damao's head, and Huang Mafang was not to be outdone: "I want to marry, but Zou He doesn't like me, if he likes me, do you think I will marry you Xu Damao? "

The two fought again and again.

The sound of beating and scolding, crackling, came from the house from time to time.

"Wow..." Xu Kuai sat on the ground in the house, crying and shouting with horror on his face, and no one cared about what he was crying.

It's no wonder, Xu Wei, that when he grows up, he only has two impressions of his parents, one is fighting and the other is scolding...

Beating and scolding became the main theme in Xu Damao and Huang Mafang's house.

In order to marry into the city, Huang Mafang did not hesitate to threaten her with pregnancy.

Xu Damao looked down on Huang Mafang from the bottom of his heart and was unwilling to tolerate it.

It was expected that these two people who had no feelings for each other forcibly twisted together.

As the saying goes, twisted melons are not sweet, probably so.

……

In contrast, Zou He and Qin Jingru are getting more and more harmonious.

Wife, beautiful children, smart, and the whole family is going smoothly, becoming sweeter and warmer.

After hard work, Zou He and Qin Jingru also mastered more tricky angles and skillful postures to experience the world...

The two have long had a sense of fit.

Husband and wife raise their eyebrows together, probably so.

In addition, the longer the golden dragon and the more beautiful the phoenix...

Jinlong can walk in seven months and speak in eight months.

Although Baofeng is a little behind, she can walk at eight months and speak at nine months.

And the two of them are not as simple as saying 'Mom and Dad'.

Both of them will have a complete conversation.

This surprised everyone.

Because normal children should be able to walk when they are about one year old, and they should be around one year old when they speak, and they can speak completely fluently, at least close to two years old, and some can speak completely when they are three years old.

So it stands to reason that the little blue-faced Xuguai is not talking slowly, but Jinlong Baofeng talks and walks much earlier than ordinary children, so it seems that the little blue-faced Xuguai is slow.

In addition, Jinlong and Baolong are as beautiful as the boy in the painting.

Xu Guai looked even uglier.

There is no harm without comparison, and it is no wonder that Xu Damao feels more and more uncomfortable.

……

During this period when Jinlong Baofeng can speak.

The third master Yan Bugui's son Yan Jiecheng got married.

His marriage partner is not Yu Li in the original novel, but He Xiaohuan who failed to have a blind date with Sha Zhu.

As for why the blind date with Yu Li was not successful, Zou He didn't know whether Zou He and Yu Li's awakening played a role, because Zou He had never seen Yu Li again since that time. up.

He Xiaohuan's family background is good, and when he was on a blind date with Sha Zhu, he made an objective and true all-round evaluation of Sha Zhu.

Now she is married to Yan Jiecheng again, which makes Shazhu very upset.

Therefore, in addition to Zou, Jia Dongxu and Xu Damao, Shazhu's hated object, Yan Jiecheng was added.

It is said that on the day of Yan Jiecheng's wedding, Shazhu drank a lot of wine at his home, vomited a lot of nonsense, and made a lot of vows.

Zou He didn't know what nonsense Sha Zhu was talking about, but he could probably guess it.

That day Sha Zhu was at home, and he muttered to himself angrily:

"Damn it, first Jia Dongxu robbed Qin Huairu, then Zou He robbed my Qin Jingru, and now Yan Jiecheng married He Xiaohuan again, everyone in the courtyard is right with me, silly Zhu, right?"

"One by one, there is no good bird, I curse you all to die."

While talking, Shazhu stewed the chicken.

At this time, in Xu Damao's room, a problem suddenly appeared.

"Ma Fang, do you think there are fewer chickens in our family?" Xu Damao asked immediately when he saw that the chicken that was given to him during the screening in the countryside was missing.

"Oh, it's really missing. Could it be someone stole it?" Huang Mafang looked at it, and immediately frowned. The pockmarked acne on his face was crowded together, looking like stars in the sky .

"Most likely it was stolen, and this pet chicken has a hole." Xu Damao cursed: "Damn it, there is a thief in this yard, let's see if I find him or not."

"Hurry up and call the uncle in the yard to come to the meeting. This is a hen that lays eggs. It is not a trivial matter to be stolen." Huang Mafang said.

"All right, all right, I'll go around the courtyard first and see if I can find any clues."

As Xu Damao said, he walked out of the middle courtyard and immediately smelled stewed chicken.

Searching all the way, Xu Damao, Huang Mafang and others came to Shazhu's house.

At this time, Silly Zhu was cooking chicken soup. Seeing Xu Damao and Huang Mafang rushing in, Silly Zhu said, "What are you doing? You broke into a house without knocking on the door, what are you doing?"

"Tut tsk tsk tsk!" Xu Damao yelled immediately: "What a fool, you stole my chicken, and you dare to sue the villain first, saying that I broke into a private house? Do you want to lose face?"

"Who do you think stole your chicken?" Silly Zhu became angry immediately, and was about to hit Xu Damao with his fist.

In terms of fighting, Xu Damao is not Sha Zhu's opponent. Xu Damao has never won a fight with Sha Zhu since he was a child.

Xu Damao immediately ran out of the house in fright, shouting loudly: "Come and see, come and see, silly Zhu stole my chicken and beat people!"

This shout immediately alarmed several elders in the yard.

The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, the third uncle, Yan Bugui, heard the sound and made a simple understanding of the situation.

Xu Damao's chicken was lost, and Sha Zhu was stewing chicken again, which made Sha Zhu confused.

All of a sudden, the three uncles gathered together and began to organize the whole hospital to hold a meeting of the whole hospital.

There are one or twenty families in this courtyard, with a hundred people.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, and the third uncle, Yan Bugui, went door-to-door to inform them.

"Hezi, the whole courtyard meeting is held, and there are chicken thieves in the courtyard." The third master Yan Bugui's voice sounded.

"Stealing the chicken?" Zou He thought of something, opened the door and asked, "Whose chicken was stolen? Who stole it?"

"Hey, Xu Damao's chicken is said to have been stolen by Shazhu. It's not confirmed yet. You will know when you go. I have to notify the next family."

The third master Yan Bugui said something and left.

Zou He was stunned.

I rely on?

Xu Damao lost the chicken?
Said it was stolen by a fool...

Isn't this the part where the stick steals the chicken in the original book?

Is it connected?

Unexpectedly, this plot could still be continued, Zou He laughed immediately.

"Let's go to Jingru and go to the theater." Zou He said.

"Okay." Qin Jingru responded and immediately followed.

Soon, the whole courtyard gathered in the middle courtyard.

There was a table for the Eight Immortals in the middle courtyard, behind the table sat the first elder Yi Zhonghai in the middle, and the second and third elders sat on both sides.

A light bulb in the room hit the faces of the three uncles. Seeing their looks about to handle the case, those who didn't know thought it was a joint trial.

Xu Damao and Huang Mafang were on the opposite side, and next to them sat the idiot with a resentful expression on his face.

Some of the families in the courtyard came out with their whole families, and some were unrelated, and at least one representative came.

Qin Huairu and Jiazhang also came over, BangGong wanted to come out, but was stopped by Jiazhang.

In fact, when Qin Huairu heard about the stealing of the chicken, he could tell that there was something wrong with the stick's expression.

Qin Huairu is well aware of his son's virtues.

Although Bang Giao has never been caught stealing since he lost his three-fingered hand, his skills have never dropped.

Qin Huairu often sees sticks get a piece of soap from somewhere, and then get a pot of boiling water, throw the soap into the boiling water, and then use two fingers to pinch it every day, saying that it is to practice some kind of "magic art of pinching hands". Qin Huairu also knew what she was doing here, but she always turned a blind eye and closed her eyes. She just advised Banggen to be careful not to burn her hands. The Lord never persuaded Banggen not to take others s things.

Anyone who has read the original works knows that Qin Huairu is just conniving when the stick hits Xiaozhu, not only doesn't hit him, but also helps his son talk, always saying, "The child is young and ignorant, why don't you take something from you?" up? ''The child took your things and kissed you, so how could it be called stealing? '... Qin Huairu just opened his mouth to say something like that.

It was also under the encouragement of this kind of mother that the blood of the Saint Thief was fully activated.

That's why the whole internet scolded Qin Huairu.

Zou He also entered the crowd, chose a position with a good view, and waited and watched.

A group of people were muttering and discussing.

The second uncle and the third uncle stood up and spoke at the same time, one to calm everyone down, and the other to briefly talk about the matter.

Then, the elder Yi Zhonghai said, "Zhuzi, tell me, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"

"No!" Sha Zhu immediately denied it.

"It wasn't you who stole it, so who stole it?" Xu Damao said: "I saw you cooking chicken, and you said you didn't steal it, and you got the stolen goods. Do you still want to deny it?"

"Yes, I'm a stewed chicken, but this chicken is not yours," Silly Zhu said, "There are so many chickens in the world, how can you prove that this chicken is yours?"

"Funny, this chicken is not mine, whose is it? Where did you get this chicken?" Xu Damao said confidently.

As soon as these words came out, Silly Zhu was stunned.

In fact, this chicken really doesn't belong to Xu Damao's family, but Sha Zhu came over from the cafeteria.

He just took the chicken from the canteen, so of course he couldn't say it out loud, and if he really wanted to investigate it, he couldn't eat it and walk around.

Over the years, the food in Shazhu Tianshun's cafeteria has made many people not used to it. How dare you bring back a chicken blatantly?
This spread to the factory, and when the serious leaders dealt with it, it was enough for a fool to drink a pot.

So Silly Zhu naturally couldn't tell that the chicken came from the cafeteria, so he could only make up: "I bought this chicken from the market, what's the matter, can't it? I can't buy a chicken and eat it?"

"I bought it in the market, so tell me, which market did you buy it from?" Xu Damao asked again.

"Dongdan Market!" Sha Zhu gritted his teeth and began to make up.

As soon as he heard about this market, the third master immediately stood up: "That's not right, silly Zhu, Dongdan market is far away from our courtyard house. If you go to buy it after get off work, there is no time at all. Tell the truth, silly Zhu, where is this chicken? Where did it come from?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the courtyard became suspicious.

That's right, if you go to Dongdan Market to buy it, you won't be able to make it in time, and the two markets closest to the courtyard are too late for Shazhu to walk.

At this moment, the elder Yi Zhonghai said: "Zhuzi, did you leave work early, then went to the market to buy chicken, and then returned to the courtyard house?"

What Yi Zhonghai said was a question, not an excuse for Silly Zhu.

This old man, Yi Zhonghai, had always favored Shazhu, but he still pretended to be impartial every day. This was one of the reasons why so many people liked to scold him.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you are right, I just got off work early, and then I went to the market to buy chicken and stew it."

"It's so funny, leaving get off work early just to buy a chicken? Who would believe your nonsense?" Xu Damao refused.

"I'm just hungry, can't I eat stewed chicken? What's wrong? Is it against the law?"

Silly Zhu has the backing of a grandpa, and he has a little bit more confidence when he speaks.

……

Seeing this, Zou He laughed.

Not to mention, although it is not the same as the original, it is basically connected.

Next, let's see how the play plays out.

Zou He stood aside, quietly watching the play.

(End of this chapter)