Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 187 Tit for Tat, Random Pregnancy Talisman (Seeking Subscription Monthly Pass)

This Jia Zhang's mouth was twisted, and everyone present was stunned again by his rhetoric.

Most people in this day and age still fear the gods.

It's easy to scold God when you come up.

"Hiss!" Someone gasped, and everyone present was stunned.

"How long has it been since I was struck by lightning? You dare to scold again? Is this Jia Zhang really not afraid?"

"How dare you, has the hair on your body grown back? It's crazy."

"Everyone, take a few steps back, so as not to hurt everyone when the lightning strikes her."

……

Everyone in the courtyard had witnessed the spectacular scene of Mrs. Jia being struck by lightning. After hearing Mrs. Jia say again that she insulted God, many people subconsciously took a few steps back.

Seeing that everyone had dispersed, Jiazhang regained his strength.

Looking up at the sky, I couldn't help but feel a little fear in my heart.

Jiazhang said silently in her heart: God, God, I didn't scold you, I was just joking with you, I swore just now, and I didn't say that there would be any punishment for telling nonsense, you can't hit me, please I beg you!
"Okay." At this time, the elder Yi Zhonghai took a step forward and said, "Everyone, don't talk about lightning strikes. Now we are discussing the matter of beating people."

From the perspective of the great master Yi Zhonghai, he has been holding back his energy and trying to punish Zou He, but he has never succeeded once.

Now that Mrs. Jia Zhang dares to say this, the elder Yi Zhonghai of course wants to make use of the topic: "Ms. Jia Zhang said she was scolding God, but did not admit that she was scolding He Zi, but Zou He has already admitted that he did beat Jia. Mrs. Zhang, this is an established fact!"

The old man straightened his face and raised his voice by one decibel: "So! Hezi! You have to give everyone an explanation for this matter!"

As soon as these words came out, the people at the scene returned to the theme.

Yes.

Just now Zou He did admit that he beat Jia Zhang.

However, Jia Zhang denied the scolding of Zou He.

From the current point of view, Zou He is in the wrong.

Everyone subconsciously looked at Zou He.

"Hezi, you, you, you, you," the second uncle puffed out his bangs, wanting to show his authority as a second uncle: "You have to explain to everyone that beating someone is wrong."

Obviously, the spearhead was once again aimed at Zou He.

Zou He smiled when he saw how everyone was waiting to be fed.

Whether or not Jiazhang scolded Zou He, she knew very well in her heart.

Every day when Zou He passed by the Intermediate Court, Mrs. Jia and Zhang made bad faces and scolded Sang and Huai all the time, just to get rid of Zou He.

Now that there is a real fight, it's really shameless for Jia Zhang to deny it.

But after thinking about it carefully, I was relieved. If this Jia Zhang family wanted to face, it probably wouldn't be the Jia Zhang family.

So what to do next?

Zou He smiled slightly, showing that he wasn't panicking at all.

If Jia Zhang refuses to admit it, then treat her as if she refused to admit it.

Isn't it just cheating?
Who wouldn't?

With a decision, Zou He said:
"Yes!"

"I hit the Jia Zhang family!"

"But the reason I hit her was because of this beep!"

Speaking of this, Zou He stretched out his hand and pointed to Jia Zhang's face.

"It's because of Jia Zhang's beep, this old bastard, this old godly woman, she scolded me!"

"Not only scolding me, but also cursing me, everyone, tell me, shouldn't you hit me?"

No one expected that Zou He would scold Jia Zhang directly and angrily.

Everyone at the scene couldn't help but slightly raise their horns.

"Pfft!" Someone couldn't hold back his laughter, and after receiving Jia Zhang's eyes, that person immediately said, "Ahem, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back!"

"Pfft! Hahahahaha!" After saying this, more people laughed.

"Quack quack quack!"

"Geigeigeigeigei!"

"Giggle cluck!"

……

A variety of different styles of laughter emerged.

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became lively.

"I didn't! I didn't scold Zou He!" Jia Zhang's mouth twisted, and he denied again: "I told you, I didn't scold you. Are you deaf?"

"You didn't scold? But I think you scolded, what should I do?" Zou He said lightly.

"You think I've scolded you, and you're talking empty words. Do you have any evidence?" Jia Zhang yelled.

"That's right, Hezi, do you have any proof that you insist that Mrs. Jia and Zhang scolded you?" said the elder Yi Zhonghai.

"No." Zou He responded.

"Then if you don't have evidence, you said you scolded Mrs. Jia and Mrs. Zhang said she didn't scold her, so it's hard to prove it." The uncle immediately changed the subject: "But you said that you beat Mrs. Jia and Zhang. Facts, right?"

Facing Yi Zhonghai's questioning, Zou He smiled lightly.

Unreasonable, right?
Do not admit it?
OK!

"Oh, if that's the case, let me say it again," Zou He said with a smile, "Then she didn't scold me, and I didn't beat her either."

???

As soon as this remark came out, the expression of the elder Yi Zhonghai suddenly changed.

Jia Zhang's eyes widened immediately, he couldn't believe it.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, was also shocked.

The people at the scene were also shocked.

what? What?
Say no more?
Zou He's sudden retraction of the confession obviously made everyone unresponsive.

The scene was silent for three seconds.

"You hit it, you obviously hit it," Jia Zhang stretched out her face: "You didn't hit it, why is there a wound on my face?"

"You have bruises on your face. It's none of my business? It could be that you did something wrong and got struck by lightning, or it could be that you had an affair with the uncle and was kissed by the uncle." Speaking of this, Zou He smiled immediately: "Aha, of course, this is just an example. It doesn't mean that such a thing really happened. The uncle is so generous and magnanimous. Surely he won't mind if I use you as a metaphor?"

Words strike like swords.

Immediately, Jia Zhang's face turned red.

Immediately, the old man Yi Zhonghai's face turned green.

Uncle Yi Zhonghai originally wanted to refute a few words, but the second half of Zou He's words directly blocked the way for Uncle Yi Zhonghai, and the uncle could only be "magnanimous" and said nothing.

Uncle Yi Zhonghai: "..."

"Pfft!" Many other people at the scene burst into laughter when they heard this.

"It was you who hit it, it was you who hit it, you are playing a scoundrel!" Jia Zhang shouted angrily.

"Then to use the words of the great master Yi Zhonghai, may I ask you to insist that I beat you, do you have evidence?" Zou He asked back.

"..." Jia Zhang was also speechless, what evidence did she have?Nothing at all.

"But you clearly admitted it just now." The elder Yi Zhonghai also replied.

"Just now?" Zou He said with a smile: "Just now I admitted it, but it was just a joke. They are all from the same courtyard. It's just a joke to brighten the atmosphere, just like I took your uncle and Jia Zhang just now. It’s the same reasoning as a metaphor of cheating on Mrs. Jia, so I’ll just say it casually, do you think you’re really cheating on Mrs. Jia and Zhang?”

"???" Elder Yi Zhonghai blushed, "Of course not, of course not, how is it possible?"

"Really? So, I didn't hit Jia Zhang either." Zou He laughed.

"..." The great master Yi Zhonghai was speechless.

"...It was you who hit it, it was you who hit it." Jia Zhang yelled and rolled on the ground.

"It's a pity that you have no evidence, and you have nothing to prove. Even if you rub a hole in the ground, it's useless." Zou He smiled contemptuously: "What can you do?"

After saying this, Zou He immediately turned and left.

He didn't even look at Jia Zhang.

In this day and age, there is no monitoring, and no witnesses...

Are you scolding me by Jia Zhang's shameless denial?

Then I won't admit that I hit you.

Playing a rogue, who wouldn't?

This is the way to deal with a naughty woman like Jia Zhang.

As the saying goes, an eye for an eye with a tooth for a tooth is probably the case.

Zou He even decided that if this Jiazhang family dared to be a monster again, one day they would hit her with a few black sticks, put the sack on her head, and give her a hard time.

……

Jia Zhang quarreled in the middle court for a long time, talking about reporting the crime, and killing Zou He and so on.

But it was all thunder and rain. She scolded Zou He as an established fact, and she really reported the case. She dared not tell the truth to the police, Jia Zhang.

Moreover, Jia Zhang has been in prison twice, and has a criminal record, so the punishment will definitely not be light.

So in the end, Jia Zhang could only suffer from this dumb loss.

Back home, Jia Zhang cursed angrily in the room.

Even Jia Dongxu was woken up, and the two mothers sat in the room, cursing at the void together.

"Mom! Push me to Hezi's house, I'll bite him to death! I'm going to fight that Hezi to death." Jia Dongxu frowned.

"I really want to fight him, but we can't beat him with two plus one. That Zou He is a reckless man, fierce and ruthless." Jia Zhang said, and she, who had just been fucked by Zou He, covered her hands Aching face.

Qin Huairu was packing up her things at the side. Qin Huairu was not in the mood to participate in today's farce. She knew that her mother-in-law took the initiative to find trouble. Qin Huairu was also angry that Jia Zhang robbed her of ten yuan. There was a big fight, so Qin Huairu naturally didn't want to fight her.

"Qin Huairu, you coquettish old woman, why don't you scold Hezi?" Jia Dongxu thought for a while, and he was indeed not Zou He's opponent, so he once again poured out his anger on Qin Huairu, and Jia Dongxu opened his mouth wide. , directly started to spray: "Then Hezi bullied our mother like this, don't you go up and beat him? You traded his life for another life, you lost your job, and you don't make any contribution to this family every day. What's the use of you, a slutty woman? Why don't you die? You're just taking up space and wasting food. I'm enough to see you, and you're crying again? Damn you squeeze cat urine every day, why are you crying? You want to put Did your whole family cry to death? Do you want to cry all the people in your Qinhuang Village to death? I am really blind to marry you, a funeral star..."

All kinds of insults were heard endlessly, like a fast-paced rap, hitting Qin Huairu head-on and face-to-face.

For this, Qin Huairu could only wipe away tears silently.

"Cry, cry, cry, you know how to cry. Dongxu scolded you right. Why didn't you go up just now? Why didn't you go to him? Are you dumb or disabled? When I quarreled with Zou He, you Standing there without farting? Who are you with?" Jia Zhang also scolded: "Huh? Talking? You just know how to cry..."

Now that Qin Huairu has no job, Jia Zhang's scolding is even more unscrupulous.

In the end, all this anger was vented on Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu didn't dare to refute, she couldn't quarrel or fight.

Once you talk back, you will have to quarrel all night. Jia Dongxu has been distorted since he became paralyzed. Qin Huairu dares to resist Jia Dongxu, and he will be returned ten times and a hundred times. Jia Dongxu has nothing else to do when he is paralyzed on the bed. Cursed until Qin Huairu was convinced.

Coupled with Jia Zhang's participation, how could Qin Huairu do better than these two mothers.

So Qin Huairu ran out of the house unbearably humiliated, and secretly grieved in a corner of the courtyard.

Think about Zou He and his family of four talking and laughing when they came back at night.

Think about how Zou He treats Qin Jingru and Qin Jingru's family.

Zou He sent a bicycle to Qin Jingru's family, and also gave dozens of catties of pork, as well as food...

Compare this to Jia Dongxu from Jia Zhang's family, not to mention being nice to his natal parents, he wished he could scold Qin Huairu's parents to pieces.

The emotion of regret once again welled up in my heart, turning into lines of hot tears, gurgling out.

If regret is oxygen, the oxygen produced by Qin Huairu is estimated to be able to feed the whole world. If regret is rainwater, the water of regret produced by Qin Huairu is estimated to be able to feed all plants. If regret is a mountain, Qin Huairu’s mountain of regret has already surpassed Mount Everest...

"At the beginning, why was I so blind and chose this Jia Dongxu?"

Thinking about how she thought that Jia Dongxu's conditions were better, and immediately turned around and rushed towards Jia Dongxu, Qin Huairu felt uncomfortable after eating shit.

"I really don't know people, and I made a big mistake!"

"I thought I got a better one, but I fell into the fire pit and got stuck in the quagmire!"

"God, when will such a day end?"

……

Qin Huairu was crying and regretting.

On the other side, Silly Zhu was also furious.

I received more than 30 yuan in wages today, and all of them were wiped out.

The last change was also snatched by Qin Huairu.

Silly Zhu, who was drinking in the room, even heard the commotion outside, so he didn't come out to take a look.

"This Jia Dongxu, why isn't he braided?"

"Three months and three months, how come the more you live, the more vigorous you are?"

If Jia Dongxu didn't shut up for a day, Sha Zhu could only stare blankly, and he couldn't go further with Qin Huairu on the job. After waiting dryly for a long time, Sha Zhu was also very anxious.

Silly Zhu tossed and turned, unable to sleep no matter what.

"Why don't you secretly go on a blind date while Qin Huairu is not paying attention?"

Just thinking about it like this, Sha Zhu felt guilty about having an affair.

To say that this silly Zhu fights and bickers every day is not cowardly at all, as soon as he meets a woman, he immediately becomes a softie.

He and Qin Huairu haven't exchanged words yet, yet they are still embarrassed to go on a blind date?

After thinking about it, Sha Zhu finally decided to meet each other first.

Why don't you take a chance and ask the music teacher that the next third master mentioned?

A teacher who knows music, shouldn't be bad, right?

Thinking of this, although Shazhu didn't see anyone, his heart moved again.

Then Shazhu himself began to look forward to it inexplicably.

……

On the other hand, when Zou He returned home, he still had in-depth communication with Qin Jingru for a long time.

After feeling refreshed, I was about to fall asleep.

Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded in my mind.

【Ding!Congratulations to the dormitory for completing the hidden task 'teaching the mother-in-law to ride a bike' to get a reward of 300 yuan in cash and a piece of 'random pregnancy charm']

I went, saw this prompt, Zou He was shocked.

It even triggered a hidden mission.

At this point, the mother-in-law learned to ride a bicycle?

That is to say, Qin Shigui and Zhang Ailan are practicing cycling in the middle of the night?
After thinking about it carefully, the moonlight outside was so bright that it was really possible.

After all, for people today, getting a bicycle is as fresh as getting a supercar for later generations.

Qin Shigui and Zhang Ailan are in high spirits, and they are taking advantage of the full moon to practice their car, so it is really possible.

It's just that the reward was [-] yuan.

hiss!All of a sudden three months salary came back.

The bicycle was only 168 yuan, plus the management fee of 3 yuan, it was only 171 yuan.

Now not only did I get back my capital, but I also made a profit of 129 yuan.

Not bad, this car is really worth buying.

And besides that, there is actually a talisman.

Random Pregnancy Rune?

After reading the introduction of this talisman, Zou He understood.

It means to designate a person at will, and let her/he conceive anything at will.

"Who is it for?"

Zou He smiled slightly, and immediately waved his hand to make a choice.

[Congratulations to the host! 'Random Pregnancy Talisman' was used successfully! 】

[Used object: Jia Zhang's]

[Please choose the species bred by the other party]

[1: Calf]

[2: Zebra]

[3: Mouse]

[4: Fleas]

[5: Turtle]

[6: Crocodile]

[7: Whale]

[8: Lizard]

[9: Hedgehog]

[10: Wild boar]

[11: Giant Panda]

[12: Weasel]

[13: Lamb]

[14: Donkey]

[15: Sweaty BMW]

【16: Wild Dog】

【17: Seal】

【18: Cat】

[19: Elephant]

[20: Rabbit]

……

Seeing this dazzling array of species, Zou He was stunned.

Can this really be born?

Which one should I choose?
Zou He was thinking.

(End of this chapter)