Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 222 I Yue

To say that Deputy Factory Manager Li pushed Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai in, this is beyond everyone's knowledge.

Then Deputy Factory Manager Li jumped into the cesspit by himself, which directly shattered everyone's three views.

Everyone stared wide-eyed and opened their mouths wide, unable to believe what they saw.

This... what's the situation?
The scene was silent for a long time.

"hiss!"

Someone gasped, and the scene suddenly exploded.

"My God! This is so weird. Four people fell into the cesspit at the same time. It's spectacular."

"Is Deputy Director Li crazy? Why did he suddenly do this?"

"I can't understand, what kind of madness is this, God!"

"It's disgusting. Seeing the dirt on the four of them makes me want to."

Everyone covered their mouths and noses, enduring the stench.

In the pit, the first uncle Yi Zhonghai and the second uncle Liu Hai, the silly Zhu, the three of them were also confused.

"What do you mean, deputy factory director Li? The first and second uncles help me, it's fine if you don't help, why throw us in?" Silly Zhu was about to come up, but he was pushed in again. Silly Zhu asked .

"That's right, deputy factory director Li, I won't take you to play like this." The uncle Yi Zhonghai also muttered.

Although the second uncle Liu Haizhong was also very angry, but he wanted to be promoted, how could he dare to offend Deputy Director Li, who was a few levels above him, so he had to swallow his anger and forced a smile: "Could it be that Deputy Director Li wants to experience Take a look at life, feel the life of jumping into the cesspit?"

Liu Haizhong's original intention was to flatter Deputy Director Li.

It's just that when Deputy Factory Manager Li heard this, his face became bewildered.

Even Deputy Factory Manager Li himself didn't know why, he would suddenly push a few people down on a whim.

I don't know why he suddenly jumped in.

Although Deputy Factory Manager Li is a madman, he is not crazy enough to jump directly into the cesspit.

Hearing Liu Haizhong's words, Deputy Factory Director Li's face turned dark: "Experience your grandma, your name is Liu Haizhong, right? Is there something wrong with you? If you can't speak, don't talk, no one treats you as dumb !"

With such a scolding, Liu Haizhong's expression suddenly darkened.

The onlookers all showed contemptuous smiles.

Let you still flatter me, now it's on the horse's ass, right?

"Then why did you push us down suddenly?" Sha Zhu dissatisfied.

"I don't know what happened just now, but I suddenly had a crazy idea that drove me to push you down suddenly. This is really not my intention." Deputy Director Li said again: "I feel like, It was controlled by people."

Hearing this, Sha Zhu's first and second uncles looked at each other with displeasure on their faces.

Still under control?

This reason is made up, who believes you?

It's just that due to Li's position as deputy factory director, the three of them couldn't get angry.

God knows how the four of them crawled out of the cesspit.

Zou He watched the play for a while, and finally walked out because it was too smelly.

The toilet is not open-air, so Zou and He are outside, and they don't know exactly how they got out.

It is said that the four of them adopted the strategy of three pushes and one upward push, but in the end they couldn't come up because it was too slippery and tossed for a long time.

It wasn't until the factory found a ladder and threw the ladder into the cesspit that the three climbed out one after another.

As soon as the three of them came out, the people who were watching the bustle were so smoked that they covered their mouths and noses and ran out of the toilet.

At this time, the open space outside the toilet was full of black heads.

No matter what era it is, people all have a common hobby-watching the fun.

Whether it's a quarrel between neighbors, a fight, or a divorce... as long as there is a dispute, there must be people who like to watch the excitement.

But this time I heard that the first uncle of Sha Zhu and the second uncle Li, the deputy director of the factory, the four of them fell into the cesspit at the same time.

The eyes of the workers in the factory lit up, they all put down their work and ran out.

Whether it's a fitter, welder, grinder, or miller and turner.

Whether it is the director of the workshop, the director of the canteen, or the director of the factory.

Hearing the news, they all ran out.

I saw four people walking forward covered in feces.

Wherever they passed, countless water of feces and urine dripped down, and a foul smell struck.

Everyone covered their noses and mouths and took dozens of steps back.

Still watching.

"My God! It's spectacular!"

"For the first time in my life, I saw four people fall into the cesspit at the same time. It was really an eye-opener."

"How many times is this silly Zhu? Does this silly Zhu have a relationship with shit?"

"The fiercest one was Deputy Factory Director Li. I heard that not only pushed the three of them into it, but he also jumped into it himself."

……

The discussions were endless.

Everyone's discussions are in full swing.

That scene was like watching a movie or a play.

Zou He also stood aside, watching the play quietly.

In this era of no entertainment, this can be regarded as a kind of pastime.

Under the eyes of countless people, the four of them started to go back to their own homes, each looked for their own mothers, and each changed their clothes.

As soon as Deputy Director Li returned to the place where he lived, someone recognized him.

"My God, Deputy Factory Manager Li, what did you do? The whole body is full of shit? You won't fall into the cesspit, will you?"

Someone asked, and the neighbors all looked over.

Deputy Factory Manager Li with a dark face, like a mouse crossing the street, quickened his pace and entered the house in a desperate manner.

When the second uncle came home, the second aunt was also shocked.

"Look at you, let me tell you that your health is not good enough. If you don't exercise if you don't exercise, you will fall into the cesspit?" The second aunt yelled, with resentment on her face.

"What's your name? Did I fall in by myself? I was pushed in by someone." The second uncle puffed out his stomach in Liu Haizhong.

"If you are in good shape, you won't be pushed in easily. If you don't believe me, look at that Hezi. If you want to push him in, you won't be able to push him in. The main reason is that Hezi has a strong body, which is simply amazing." The second aunt concealed Shut up and talk.

"..." The second uncle Liu Haizhong was a little speechless: "Hezi Hezi, why do you always bring up Hezi? Why didn't you notice that you paid so much attention to Hezi before? What's your situation?"

……

The old man had no one at home, so he changed his clothes and washed them by himself when he got home.

Silly Zhu also came back alone, and after a long time, after changing his clothes, Silly Zhu wiped his head with a towel a hundred times, and he was still cool.

Stupid Zhu, who has experienced falling into the cesspit several times, has rich experience and is able to deal with this aftermath with ease.

"It's impossible to treat it completely clean and not smelly, so let's do it, it will be fine in a few days."

Saying that, Sha Zhu took his stinky clothes and walked to the middle courtyard.

"Ahem! Ahem!" Silly Zhu cleared his throat.

Upon hearing this voice, Qin Huairu's eyes lit up immediately and flew out.

"Pillar, you're back."

Qin Huairu flew over, looking at Sha Zhu's hands.

Silly Zhu holds a handful of clothes in his right hand, and his left hand is empty.

"Qin Huairu, help me wash my clothes?" Silly Zhu said.

"..." Qin Huairu smelled the stench, immediately covered her mouth and nose, and took a few steps back: "Go, go, it smells so disgusting, you can wash it yourself."

"Hey! What's wrong with you helping me wash my clothes?" Silly Zhu was not happy.

"...You," Qin Huairu went straight to the point: "You just came back empty-handed, what do you want me to wash for you?"

"Didn't this happen suddenly? Just wash it for me. I can't wash this clothes." Silly Zhu said.

"What happened?" Qin Huairu asked, "Could it be that you fell into the cesspit again?"

"...That's right." Silly Zhu said.

Hearing this, Qin Huairu frowned even tighter.

To put it bluntly, Qin Huairu knew all about this idiot's experience with feces.

Before, someone took a bucket of feces and urine and poured it directly on the head.

After being stung by a wasp, the idiot jumped into the cesspit.

Today, I fell in again.

This silly column really has a relationship with dung.

……

Just thinking about it, Sha Zhu walked over with a smile: "Help me wash it off, Sister Qin."

"Ouch!" Qin Huairu vomited dryly, and took a few steps back: "Stay away from me. It's so disgusting, do you want to disgust me to death?"

"..." Silly Zhu asked with black lines on his face, "Qin Huairu, just say, will you help?"

Qin Huairu did not respond immediately, but asked the key question first: "You only think about yourself, our family is waiting for your lunch box, and you came back empty-handed, are you still going to the cafeteria today?"

"No, I look like this, the director of the cafeteria just counted me as a three-day leave, and said that I will go back after the smell on my body disappears." Silly Zhu said.

"Three days? How can I do that?" Qin Huairu said nervously, "You can go to work directly in the afternoon. You will also deduct a lot of wages for three days. Moreover, in three days, our family of four will starve to death."

"I really want to go back, but like this, is it possible?" Silly Zhu said in a dark voice.

"Why can't it work? Didn't you change your clothes? You go." Qin Huairu said again.

"Then this clothes?" Silly Zhu raised the clothes on his hand.

"Let's put it here first." Qin Huairu said.

"That's great. Sister Qin, you are really good to me. I'm leaving."

Silly Zhu threw down his clothes happily, and trotted all the way to work.

Finally came to the cafeteria.

Silly Zhu was gone, and today it was naturally the bald Quan Guangguang's turn to take the reins.

At this time, the meals have already started to be cooked, and Quan Guangguang is cooking.

"I'm coming!" Silly Zhu said, and was about to grab the spoon.

Quan Guangguang was cooking, when he suddenly smelled a bad smell, and was about to speak, when he saw Sha Zhu, he immediately covered his mouth.

"Why are you here? Isn't the dung all over your body disgusting enough? You go back quickly." The bald Quan Guangguang complained.

"Who are you talking about? Are you looking for smoke?" Sha Zhu stared over, showing anger.

At this moment, the director of the canteen came.

Seeing Sha Zhu, the director of the cafeteria seemed to have seen poop in the cafeteria, and his eyebrows almost frowned.

"Silly Zhu!" The canteen director roared, "Didn't I tell you to take a holiday? Get out! Get out!"

"Director, am I worried about everyone's food?" Sha Zhu thought of an excuse before he came, and said immediately.

"Come on, you can. The smell of your body has not dissipated. Who will eat the food you cook? You really worry about everyone, so you should go home and come back when you are clean." The canteen director said and waved his hands: " Go, go, go!"

"I……"

"What are you? Are you dissatisfied? Smell yourself. You smell like a poop. Who can stand a fresh poop in the cafeteria? Do you want to go, believe it or not Immediately send a notice to punish you?"

In the end, Sha Zhu had no choice but to return to the courtyard in disgrace.

……

"Why are you back again?" Qin Huairu asked.

"The director kicked me out." Silly Zhu.

"You can't just stay there? You came back like this, what should I do? Let's drink the northwest wind?"

"Oh, I can't help it. Can you blame me?"

"Hmph, don't blame you, don't blame you, don't blame me? Even if you don't come back, you should bring something back, right? Just came back empty-handed like this?"

"I wanted to take it, but the director kept staring at me, and there was no chance at all."

"You have a lot of excuses. I think you are deliberately making things difficult for me. Anyway, you promised me to bring the lunch box today. If you can't bring it back, you have lied to me."

As Qin Huairu said, she turned her head and left.

Fortunately, Xindao didn't wash that silly Zhu's clothes, otherwise it would have been for nothing.

Silly Zhu stood where he was, watching Qin Huairu leave angrily, his heart was in a mess.

In this situation, it is obviously impossible for Qin Huairu to do laundry.

In the end, Silly Zhu found his younger sister He Yushui, and asked He Yushui to help with the laundry.

"Get out! I won't wash with you even if I die! Didn't you kiss Qin Huairu and let her wash it for you?" He Yushui said, closing the door with a bang, and the wind from the door blew on Silly Zhu face.

Sha Zhu was furious, and shouted: "A little sister like you still wants me to kiss you, but fortunately I didn't kiss you!!"

Silly Zhu has strengthened his thoughts over the years.

The next time He Yushui wants a lunch box again, he will probably be scolded.

What Sha Zhu didn't know was that He Yushui would never want Sha Zhu's lunch box again.

These years, He Yushui didn't ask for a thousand times, but also a hundred times. Every time he returned, Shazhu said, "This is for Qin Huairu, why are you joining in the fun?" ''While going, I said that I didn't bring it with you, what else do you want? ''Can you be more sensible, ask for it every day, have you never seen rice? '...He Yushui's heart, also being rejected again and again, has long been cold.

……

【Ding!Congratulations to the host!Complete the hidden task 'rectify the deputy director Li once', and get a reward of 100 yuan in cash and 50 catties of beef]

Seeing this prompt, Zou He was happy.

Not bad, this can even trigger hidden missions.

And if you make a move, you will be rewarded with one hundred yuan, plus 50 catties of beef.

That's a real hit.

The system gave so much for nothing.

It seems that we have an extra meal today.

So Zou He took out the beef from the system space, put it on the bicycle, and rode back.

Eye-catching all the way.

"Hiss! Is this beef? It's so irritating."

"God, I haven't eaten beef for several years. The last time I ate it was when I was a child."

"Don't talk about beef, I haven't eaten pork for more than half a year."

"This young man is pushing twenty-eight bars and carrying beef. What kind of family is this?"

"Needless to say, look at this young man's demeanor, he is either rich or expensive."

"No, I'm drooling all over the place."

Pedestrians stared straight.

Zou He, however, looked indifferent, and pedaled the car slowly.

Soon, I returned to the courtyard.

Zou He got out of the car and pushed in.

In this era when everyone still can't get enough to eat, it has become commonplace for Zou and his family to eat meat.
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(ps: I heard that there are double monthly tickets, ask for some monthly tickets!)
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