Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 322 Empty city plan, perfect hook (seeking subscription please monthly ticket)
When Sticky woke up, there was still a smile on the corner of his mouth.

He opened his hands with his master's master thief, and learned the magical art of pinching his fingers. After leaving the teacher, he stole many times, but none of them were successful.

All ended in failure.

Moreover, after being caught, they were beaten very badly.

And this time, he finally succeeded!

He was not caught, and managed to steal a few plums and half a plate of leftovers. After Zou and his family went back, it was still calm and there was no reaction.

It can be seen that the members of Zou and his family did not realize that there was a shortage of things at home.

Stick is very proud.

Yesterday's successful theft gave him great confidence.

Now, stick stem only thinks that as long as it is what he wants to steal, there is nothing he cannot do!

His confidence soared, and at this moment, he only felt that he could already look down on the world with his finger-clamping magical skill, and that all locked places could not stop his way.

As soon as the next day dawned, Stick and Jia Zhang hid behind the window and carefully observed the situation outside.

Sure enough, the sound of Zou He's bicycle sounded, and he went to work. After a while, Qin Jingru greeted the third mother with his two children and went out.

Jia Zhang was very excited when he drank stick stems.

Here comes the opportunity again!

The two quickly went out the door and turned into the backyard.

Still the same as yesterday, Mrs. Jia and Zhang were watching the wind in the aisle, and the stick unlocked it, and went in to steal things.

Before entering, Mrs. Jia Zhang took the stick by the arm and confessed: "My dear grandson, you have to search hard this time and bring out more delicious food. Your grandma and I drink wild vegetable soup every day, and the intestines are thin." Already~"

Stick said proudly: "Grandma, don't worry! Leave it to me!"

The stick was still the same as yesterday, he quickly opened the door and walked into the room.

Searched quickly in the house.

Soon, he found another plate of fried shredded potatoes in the cupboard.

Seeing this dish, Bang Geng's eyes lit up immediately, he was very excited, and quickly brought out the dish.Put it in the carry bag.

Then, after searching for a while, I couldn't find any other food.

Instead, in the cupboard, I found half a bag of millet.

The stick hastily took it, turned it upside down, it weighed about two or three catties, and I was overjoyed immediately.

Millet is expensive, and their family has not had millet porridge for several months.

Bang Geng quickly picked up the bag of millet and slipped out with the plate of leftovers.

Jia Zhang, who had been waiting outside, saw the stick coming out, and immediately went up excitedly.

But when he saw that the food in his hand was only half a plate of shredded potatoes, Jia Zhang was immediately disappointed.

"Why is there only such an order???"

Bang Geng didn't have time to say more, raised the bag in his hand, and said excitedly, "There is still half a bag of millet here, grandma, hurry up! Let's talk when we go back!"

Jia Zhang was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran home with a stick.

Jia Zhang and Bang Geng just ran home holding the bag, but they didn't notice at all that the bag in their arms was quietly scattering evidence.

Back home, Mrs. Jia and Zhang locked the door immediately, just like yesterday.

The two hid the millet in the noodle jar, and then quickly picked up the potato shreds into their mouths.

While the two were enjoying their meal, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Open the door, Mom, I'm back!" Qin Huairu's voice sounded.

Banggan heard the sound and was about to open the door, when Jia Zhang grabbed him, stuffed his mouth full of vegetables, and said, "Don't open the door!"

"We'll open it after we've finished eating! Just ordering like this won't be enough for them! Let's eat first, then talk!"

After hearing this, Bang Geng saw that the food on the plate was almost eaten by Jia Zhang Shiba, so he didn't go to open the door, and hurriedly scrambled to eat.

Although the shredded potatoes are not big fish or meat, they are fried in oil after all, which is much more flavorful than wild vegetable soup.

The grandparents and grandchildren rushed to eat, and the plates almost broke.

And Qin Huairu, who was knocking on the door, yelled for a long time, but no one came to open the door, and suddenly felt very puzzled.

He heard someone talking in the room, but he didn't open the door. What's going on?
Huai Hua and Xiao Dang, who were standing beside Qin Huairu, also knocked on the door, shouting crisply: "Grandma, open the door, I want to go back!"

This plate of stir-fried potato shreds, sticking to the two of Jia and Zhang's, quickly bottomed out.

And Qin Huairu and Huaihua Xiaodang's knocking on the door also woke up Jia Dongxu who was sleeping on the bed. Jia Dongxu smelled the smell of vegetables in the room, and hurriedly shouted: "Why does this smell so fragrant?! Mom! What are you stealing?" It's delicious! Why don't you wake me up!"

At this time, Banggen and Mrs. Jia Zhang had already finished eating the plate of shredded potatoes. Mrs. Jia ran over when she heard Jia Dongxu's shout, and said with a smile on her face, "Son, I was only focused on eating just now." Oh, I forgot about you, there is still some on this plate, eat it quickly!"

Jia Dongxu quickly ate the remaining shredded potatoes on the plate with his hands.By the way, even the plate was licked clean.

Stick opened the door, and as soon as Qin Huairu came in with his two daughters, he smelled the smell of vegetables in the room, and saw Jia Dongxu licking the plate, Qin Huairu asked suspiciously: "What are you eating? What kind of smell?" So fragrant???"

The noodle tank at home has long been empty, and the oil has been eaten up, and she hasn't cooked for a long time.

How could there be a vegetable smell in this room?

Jia Zhang said with a cold face, "You don't care what we eat!"

"Hmph! I don't have any skills at all. I go out every day to wink at other men, hook up with men, and I can't get us something luscious to eat. Now that we have found it ourselves, do you still have the nerve to ask?"

With these words, Qin Huairu couldn't hold back immediately.

I couldn't help saying: "Mom, what are you talking about! The children are all here!"

Seeing that Qin Huairu dared to retort, Jiazhang immediately became angry, and cursed: "Why, you are so shameless, you are afraid that I will say it!"

"I'm going to say it! Shameless! No ability!"

When Qin Huairu heard Jia Zhang began to curse again, she felt a headache.

Not wanting to continue arguing with her, he asked the stick on the side.

"Where did you get the food, stick?"

Sticky said with a proud face: "I got this all back!"

When Qin Huairu heard this, she was stunned.

"'Backed' back? What do you mean by that?"

Stick said: "I stole it from Zou He's house in the backyard!"

After hearing this, Qin Huairu suddenly realized.

I am very pleased.

My son finally knows how to share some of the family pressure with him.

"Well done, son! You are such a good son to mother!"

Thinking of something, Qin Huairu said worriedly: "However, Banggen, the things of Zou He's family are not easy to steal. You must be careful, you haven't been found?"

Stick said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, Mom! I already went to steal it once yesterday, and their family members are very careless, no one found out at all! I will go tomorrow!"

Qin Huairu smiled and nodded, seeing the pitiful Xiaodang and Huaihua standing aside, she couldn't help but said: "Since you got the food, it's fine if you don't keep it for me, why don't you keep some for your two younger sisters. "

Before Banggen could answer, Jia Zhang, who was sitting by the bed, snorted coldly and said, "Why are the two girls eating so well? It's good enough that they don't starve to death with a sip of wild vegetable soup!"

"The leftovers are not enough for me and Banggen to eat! How can it be their turn!"

Hearing what Jia Zhang said, Qin Huairu could only swallow his anger and stopped talking.

Stick said excitedly: "Mom, there are not only leftovers, but also millet!"

After finishing speaking, he pulled Qin Huairu to the face of the bowl, and opened the lid for Qin Huairu to see.

When Qin Huairu saw that there were several catties of millet in it, she immediately closed her mouth in joy and nodded excitedly.

"Okay, okay! That's great! There's food!"

"Tonight, let's cook a pot of millet porridge and have a good meal!"

Stick stem listened to very complacent, in the heart flattered.

At this moment, the expression on Sticky's face suddenly changed, and his expression became a little weird.

Seeing this, Qin Huairu quickly asked, "Banggan, what's wrong with you?"

Before the stick had time to explain, a long, stinky fart had already been let out.

"boom!"

Then, the whole house quickly filled with a disgusting stench.

Xiaodang and Huaihua were so frightened that they quickly covered their noses and shouted, "It stinks!!!"

Qin Huairu couldn't help covering her nose, frowned, and said, "Do you want to go to the latrine? Hurry up! It stinks!"

The severe pain in his stomach made Bang Geng clench his teeth tightly, unable to open his mouth to speak.Covering his stomach with one hand and his buttocks with the other, he moved towards the door with difficulty.

At this moment, another thunderous bang sounded on the bed.

"boom!!"

The person farting this time is not Sticky, but Jia Dongxu.

This thunderous giant fart nearly bounced Jia Dongxu off the bed to the ground.

After the thunderstorm, a foul smell came from under the quilt.This smell is obviously not farting, but pulled on the bed.

Originally sitting on the edge of the bed, Jia Zhang, who was closest to Jia Dongxu, quickly jumped off the bed, dodged far away, and shouted: "Dongxu pulled the bed! Qin Huairu, hurry up and clean him up!!"

Qin Huairu was about to hide outside the door with Xiaodang and Huaihua, but when he heard Jia Zhang's words, he had to come back by himself.

Jia Zhang pointed at Qin Huairu, and was about to urge her again, when suddenly, there was a rumbling sound in her stomach, and then there was overwhelming pain.

Jia Zhangshi felt a torrent churning in her stomach, and she was about to rush out, she was too frightened to control Qin Huairu, so she quickly covered her buttocks with one hand, and her stomach with the other, and rushed out the door!

Jia Zhang and Bang Geng struggled to move in the courtyard, one in front of the other, and ran towards the public toilet outside.

However, the severe pain in their stomachs made them unable to run fast, so they could only move little by little.

Finally, the two moved to the front yard, outside the courtyard, and to the entrance of the alley. Looking at the public toilet not far away, Jia Zhang and Bang Geng were overjoyed and rushed to the toilet.

Unfortunately, it was still a step behind.

Just at the door of the toilet, both of them failed in their persistence.

The army was defeated and blew thousands of miles.

People from the whole street who came to use the bathroom were stunned when they saw this scene.

They all covered their mouths and noses, backed away, and ran far away.

"Isn't that Qin Huairu's thief son and her thief mother-in-law? What's going on??"

"Oh my god! It's disgusting! It stinks! I'm going to spit out my food!"

"It's not good where to pull it. It's almost time to go to the toilet. If you have to pull it at the door, how can we go to the toilet!"

"That's right! It's so wicked!"

"I heard that Qin Huairu's family borrows money and food every day, and the family has nothing to eat. I think they have nothing to eat, and they came here on purpose to disgust us!"

"I probably won't be able to eat for two days!"

Jiazhang and Banggen were lying on the ground full of feces, their limbs were still twitching. They were about to get up when they felt another wave of severe pain. After pulling it out, all the more water was pulled out, and then gradually stopped.

Qin Huairu's home.

At this moment, Qin Huairu was still changing Jia Dongxu's trousers and bedding at home, the stench was overwhelming, Qin Huairu almost vomited out several times, but Jia Dongxu's trousers were not finished yet, the neighbor shouted outside.

"Qin Huairu! Hurry up and take a look! Your stick and your mother-in-law are paralyzed in front of the public toilet, dragging all over the floor! The whole street stinks! Go and get them back!"

Hearing this, Qin Huairu immediately felt extremely desperate.

The previous scene where the whole family had diarrhea together reappeared before her eyes.

That was a nightmare!
Qin Huairu walked out with trembling legs, full of resistance.

Upon reaching the ground, Qin Huairu was stunned by the scene in front of him.

I saw Jia Zhang and Bang Geng lying on the ground in front of the public toilet, their trousers had been pulled down as if they had been washed with yellow water, their limbs were twitching, and they were unconscious.

Qin Huairu couldn't bear it anymore, turned her head and squatted aside, throwing up.

But after vomiting, the work that should be done still has to be done.

Qin Huairu had no choice but to carry Jia Zhang and Banggen home.

Jia Zhang's mind was blurred, but he was still muttering a sentence.

"It must be Zou He, he is the one who harmed me..."

Stick stem also groaned: "Mom...my stomach hurts like hell!"

Qin Huairu looked at Xiaodang Sophora japonica who was being stinked and crying, and Jia Dongxu who was lying on the bed and pooping from time to time, and Jia Zhangshi and Banggen who were sitting slumped at the door, who had long been unable to move, suddenly felt desperate Incomparable.

After an afternoon of washing and cleaning, Qin Huairu's house finally returned to peace.

Jia Dongxu, Jia Zhang's, and Bang Geng all lay weakly on the bed.

The a la carte that they ate in their stomachs had already been exhausted, and there was really nothing left to extract.

At this moment, Zou He came back from outside talking and laughing with Qin Jingru and two children on his bike.

Hearing Zou He's voice, Jia Zhang sat up from the bed without knowing where the strength came from, and tremblingly, she was about to go out to find Zou He to settle the score.

Qin Huairu grabbed her and said, "Mom! Can you stop looking for trouble!"

Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu in disbelief, and said, "I'm looking for trouble?!"

"Obviously it was Zou He's family who intentionally poisoned me in the leftovers! You actually said that I was looking for trouble? Who do you belong to?"

Qin Huairu sighed helplessly, and explained: "You all ate this dish, all of which were stolen from his house. It is impossible to talk about this matter openly. How can we settle the score with Zou He?"

"Have you forgotten what happened before?"

Qin Huairu's words immediately reminded Jia Zhang of the tragic scene of the family having diarrhea last time, and then he went to Zou He to settle the score, but was turned into an army instead, and immediately hesitated.

It's a pity, even if she can bear this breath, just swallow it like this,
But Zou He didn't intend to just let them go.

(End of this chapter)