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Chapter 288 God Suddenly Wants to Play Football Today

"Barb shot! Fifth ball!!!"

Not to mention that Lewandowski's 9-minute five goals and Harland's single-game nine goals have not yet been born, even in the eyes of fans who have seen various big scenes after 7 years, five goals in 8 minutes are the best. It is a green miracle that can make people yell "Fuck" ten times in the middle of the night.

And it was in the context of the Champions League semi-final against two-time Champions League champion Bayern.

For Yang Feng, there is another cool point that only he can experience: these five goals were scored in front of Lewandowski.

If Lewand can continue on the original track and complete his Ninety-Five Supreme, he will be depressed to find that his Ninety-Five Supreme is a little bit worse than Yang Feng in every aspect: a little more time, the competition A little less important, a little less exciting...

"Corner kicks, super long shots, lob shots in front of the goal, angry shots after a criminal pass, and golden hooks upside down. On this night at the Allianz Arena, Yang Feng unbridledly vented his unparalleled talent to the world. He Almighty attacking means, his terrifying and efficient scoring ability!"

"Five goals in a single game, Yang Feng tied the Champions League single-game scoring record, and the creator of this record was Messi in the 2011-2012 season. In the second round of the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals that season, Messi's five sons were admitted, helping Barcelona beat Leverkusen 7-1-yes, the victim was another Bundesliga team...Of course, although the same five sons were admitted, the difference is that Yang Feng's five goals The goal was scored with a substitute on the field, and it only took 8 minutes and 02 seconds! I can hardly believe that in the increasingly professional world football, in a match that can almost represent one of the highest levels of football on the entire planet Here, there is someone who can perform such a miracle, or... a miracle."

"At the same time, this is also the 101st goal scored by Yang Feng this season!!! Messi's 73 goals in the season are unprecedented, but Yang Feng not only made it history this season, but also raised the new record to a jaw-dropping level to the point of!"

"Let's not talk about it, Bayern fans knock one first."

"100+ goals in the season, my god, many teams didn't score so many goals in the whole season, right?"

"Haha, Yang Feng finally went to celebrate, are the Bayern players relieved?"

Looking at Yang Feng running to the sidelines to celebrate, Bayern fans, players and coaches all felt relieved.

Yang Feng didn't forget to sneak a glance at the coach's bench.

It's a pity that I didn't see the famous scene of Guagua staring and touching his head, and his coach only knew how to laugh silly there, obviously not as good at stealing the spotlight as Guagua, a famous scene just passed by.

This coach is really difficult to lead.

"You broke the record of the fastest five sons in the Champions League and got 10 points. Current points: 30"

"You broke the record of the fastest five sons in the Champions League and got 10 points. Current points: 40"

"Good guy, I'm direct, good guy, you got me 50 points in a game?"

After the celebration was over, Yang Feng focused on the system again.

"I can't get me another goalkeeper this time... Ouch? Is this going to get me a Brazilian dribbling suit?"

King of bikes, Denilson...

Yang Feng immediately ignored attributes such as strength, shooting, and sense of smell in front of the goal, and looked for ball sense and dribbling. He thought that he was unique in football with his dribbling ability. Why did the two most important two get SSS? Thinking of the quantity, there are still only two S's.

"It seems that SSS can only be at the level of Ronaldo, Messi, Lao Ma, and Garrincha..."

With Denilson, Riquelme can be liberated from the sense of the ball, and focus on attributes such as vision and short passes to play the greatest role.

And there is one thing to say, although it is also an SS-level ball feel, but I always feel that Riquelme's ball feel has not been able to maximize the power of the horse's dribbling, just like using Robinho's ball feel to drive Like Neymar's dribbling, there is always a feeling of unfinished business.

It should be no problem to change Denilson. You can even switch between him and the horse in terms of dribbling and ball feel.

Off the court, the Barcelona team, which has already advanced to the Champions League, is naturally paying close attention to the game.

When Yang Feng completed the hat-trick, almost everyone had already locked their opponents in the final, but no one expected that Yang Feng would go on and on and beat Bayern five in one go! !
What kind of team is Bayern?For others, it is just the Bundesliga hegemon and two-time Champions League winner, but for Barcelona, ​​what Bayern represents is much more complicated.

The shame of my life...

The opponents who once ravaged him crazily are now ravaged even more crazily by others. The Barcelona generals don't know how to describe their current mood.

The way of heaven is reincarnation, who has heaven spared?
Or, thank you Yang Feng?

Well, the best way to thank him is to send him a Champions League runner-up...

Yang Feng finished the celebration with Tintin hanging on his body.

I didn't think it was exciting just now, but now I feel that being able to complete the 8-minute five-goal achievement intact is a bit like a world away.

The game finally returned to the normal track, but after Yang Feng made such a fuss, it was impossible for the game to be normal again.

It seems that there is only one task left for Bayern. Manchester City, especially Yang Feng, cannot be allowed to score again.

Yang Feng also knows what kind of image he is in the eyes of others now. He honestly withdraws and plays support, almost never sticks to the ball, and passes the ball when it reaches his feet.

It's a pity that not only Bayern was wilted by Yang Feng, but even the Manchester City team seemed to be frightened by him. A group of people were completely out of shape, and the game ended hastily.

And the influence of this game is just spreading.

After the game, Guardiola was asked again who was stronger, Yang Feng or Messi.

This time Guagua did not dare to categorically say that Messi is the number one in the world.

The 50 goals that Messi is most proud of in the league have been broken by Yang Feng, and the 5 goals in a single game in the Champions League were also surpassed by Yang Feng in another way that shocked the scalp today. Only natural years are left. 91 goals, but in front of Yang Feng's 101 goals in the season, there is nothing to be ashamed of with 91 goals in the natural year.

Guagua is not the kind of person who is a dead duck and has a hard mouth. When others are really stupid, they are not hesitant to praise them, unless it involves true love Xixi...

"Although goals and victory are the ultimate goal of the game, football should not only have goals, it should also have speed and strength, and it should also have both aesthetics and imagination, pleasing individual skills and teamwork. This is what football is all about." The greatest charm of sports, if too much pursuit of statistics, then football will lose its true meaning..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Pellegrini was not happy.

Or rather, angry.

A generation of Confucian commanders don't get angry easily, but when they get angry, their temper is not ordinary.

"Yeah, I absolutely agree, but if anyone watches this game and says our No. 9 can only score goals, no pace, no power, no aesthetics, no imagination, no individual skills, no teamwork, Then I suggest him to see an ophthalmologist! To borrow Yang's words, this kind of person is either stupid or bad!"

When he said this, he was no longer facing the camera, but stared straight at Guardiola, as if he was questioning him, "Are you fucking stupid or bad? Or are you stupid and bad?"

Guardiola is not good at talking nonsense with his eyes open, or he also realizes that his remarks just now seem a bit unbearable.

Guagua is also under a lot of pressure. He was a little panicked just now, and now he can only make amends crazily, but he didn't admit to Pei Gong, "Of course, it is also a great art when scoring goals reaches the extreme. Yang This is such a goal artist, I must admit, I was shocked, 8 goals in [-] minutes, I have to confirm whether today is April Fool's Day, God made a big joke on me..."

While the two coaches were secretly poking at each other, other media were also frantically reporting on the record created by Yang Feng.

Climb to the top of the hot search, refresh the screen overnight.

"Gazzetta dello Sport": "The fans at the Allianz Arena were fortunate to witness the birth of a miracle. In Manchester City's away game against Bayern Munich in the UEFA Champions League semi-final, Yang Feng, who came on as a substitute, miraculously scored 8 goals in 5 minutes. The ball broke a number of Champions League records. Guardiola and Pellegrini both looked incredible on the sidelines, and such performances like gods are rarely seen even in duels with disparity in strength , not to mention that Manchester City's opponent is Bayern Munich, which has won the Bundesliga championship and just won the Big Ears Cup two years ago. By the way, Bayern Munich has another identity, that is, many of their players are World Cup winners member……"

"L'Equipe": Let us look at those incredible records in the history of world football.

Brazilian goalkeeper Rogerio Cheney scored 132 goals in his career as a goalkeeper, including 62 direct free kicks. In addition, Ceny scored 2005 goals in a natural year in 21. performance of the ball;

As a famous court gentleman, Lineker has played 460 club games and 81 national team games in his entire career, but in this total of 541 games, he has never received a card-whether it is yellow or red ;

Bidua, a Colombian nationality, has participated in a total of 20 games in his 601-year career, but he will be sent off once in 13 games on average. The number of red cards is as high as 46. No one has surpassed him so far, so that everyone thinks he is not a a football player, but a hitman for a drug dealer;
If you think that Bidua is the biggest villain in football history, Kevin Musquet will definitely disagree-in his nearly 20-year career playing for England and Australia, the Australia international has won a total of 123 yellow cards, 12 red cards.As the saying goes: "I'm here to play football, and I'm here to kick people. But mainly I'm here to kick people." What I'm talking about is him...

There is also a very outrageous record that belongs to Beckham: on October 2001, 10, at the Old Trafford Dream Theater, England 6-2 Greece in the World Cup qualifier... well, I don't want to say that he is the savior Free kick, I want to say that in the 2 minutes of that game, he ran a distance of 90km. If you don’t know what this number represents, then I can only tell you that as long as there is one player who can Running 16.1KM or 12KM in a race is already considered a non-human performance...

In addition, Fontaine scored 13 goals in a single World Cup, Yang Fenggang created 51 goals in a single season in the Premier League, Pele won three World Cups and so on.

The above records are probably the limit that human beings can achieve in the sport of football, but compared with the miracle that Yang Feng just created, all these seem to have become rare and ordinary: the semi-finals of the Champions League, European football and even the world It was one of the games with the highest gold content and the most intense competition in football, but Yang Feng scored five goals in 8 minutes, 8 minutes and 02 seconds to be precise.

Do you think I'm joking?

Yes, God played a joke on us all.

I can only say that the old man suddenly became interested on this day, and controlled Yang Feng to play a football game for 8 minutes with his Hallelujah card handle. "

"US Football": In terms of plot, McGrady chased 35 points in 13 seconds when the Rockets were behind, and finally made a lore to overtake. What he created was a miracle of the same magnitude as Yang Feng, but in terms of difficulty, a top game The difficulty of 9 goals in 5 minutes in a Chinese football game is much more terrifying than McGrady's 35 seconds and 13 minutes...

What is the concept of 8 goals in 5 minutes?
准确来说杨枫是在8分02秒，也就是482秒中打入了5球，平均下来不到96秒进1球。

In a matchup like Manchester City VS Bayern, almost 96 passes can be completed in 20 seconds, that is, both sides attack once, but Yang Feng seized all the offensive opportunities in these 8 minutes, and all his shots were hit. The hit rate is 100%, and the goal conversion rate is 100%. This is a data that may not be able to be played in the game.

We can no longer describe the magic of these 8 minutes in words. Yang Feng stunned his head coach, his teammates and opponents, the audience and the whole world. "

"Guardian. Sports Edition": Let us see how other people say.

Raul: "Hahahahahaha, sorry, I didn't watch that game, because I knew that Manchester City would definitely win, and Yang Feng would definitely score when he played, but I haven't seen such a performance in my life-if there is In my previous life, I must have never seen it. Join Manchester City and continue to fight side by side? Why not? If he needs me..."

Mike Newell, the previous holder of the fastest hat-trick record (9 minutes) in the Champions League, also congratulated Yang Feng: "Congratulations Yang Feng, you are the number one in the world and the number one in history. Only you deserve this honor." ...yes, I've become a fan of his, I've dreamed of getting his autographed jersey..."

McGrady: "Which is more deadly between the McGrady moment and the Yang Feng moment? This is an unanswerable question. I only know that Yang Feng, like me, has accomplished a miracle that cannot be replicated. We are equally great."

Stevens: "Sorry, we are struggling with the league right now, and we really don't have time to pay attention to the Champions League, and can you stop asking me about Yang Feng? He is no longer my team... 8 minutes scored Scored five goals? Was it a friendly match against China? The Champions League vs. Bayern? Are you fucking kidding me? Today is April Fool’s Day?”

Enrique: "Yes, our whole team watched this game. I can only be thankful that Yang Feng did not complete this incredible performance in the game against Barcelona. Our task in the final has become more difficult. How to restrain Yang Feng will be the key to our victory. Of course, I believe that Pellegrini will also face the same trouble, because we also have players of Yang Feng's level in our team..."

　I'm guilty, I was in a hurry, I copied a little bit of Kaka's previous content, really only a little... (cover face)

　　
　
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