The absurd game of a performance artist

Chapter 4 Host-Guest Food

The huge banquet hall was silent.

After the end of the first question, everyone except Mozhen finally began to realize the horror of this game...

This is not a candlelight dinner with talking and laughing, but a feast of death on the edge of a cliff!

According to common sense, normal creatures have one mouth, but in this weird world, how can there be anything normal?

Mozhen put on a calm and thoughtful look, but who knows what this Grand Duke Fanpail is, Mozhen neither knows nor intends to know.

For Mo Zhen, there is only one thing that is certain - this question must not be answered by oneself.

Because Mo really understands: good dishes are saved until the end, and annoying livestock will be slaughtered first.

Sure enough, after no one took the initiative to answer, Baron Snake began to pick someone to answer.

"Hiss—is there no answer? Then I will pick someone to answer! Just choose..."

Baron Snake's frightening triangular eyes patrolled among the guests, and the bright red letters stuck out from time to time, which made people shudder.

"You come!"

As the baron's eyes locked, the person who was chosen was...

show!

Hearing this result, Miss Zhou Zhou, who was slumped on the chair, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

In her heart, she couldn't restrain her joy...

With the relaxation of her body and mind, her mental value, which was on the verge of collapse, began to calm down slowly.

Even if Xiu didn't answer the correct answer, she would only have a one-third chance of being drawn to answer the last question. The dawn of successfully completing the game seems to have appeared before her eyes...

And Xiu's body began to tremble slightly, and she sat on the chair for a long while without giving an answer.

"Hiss—if you don't answer again, I'll treat you as abstaining, and you must accept the punishment obediently~"

call--

Taking a deep breath, Xiu seemed to have made a decision, her trembling body began to calm down, her eyes revealed a calm and determined look, and she said coldly.

"One piece!"

The reverse thinking of reverse thinking insists on the ordinary in the unusual.

Baron Snake smiled again.

"Hiss—congratulations, you got the answer right..."

Hearing this, Xiu was slightly taken aback, as if a little unbelievable, her originally tense nerves gradually relaxed.

Immediately, the baron's voice changed abruptly, and he mocked in a joking tone.

"Half! The correct answer is, two!"

The sudden reversal caused Xiu's originally relaxed mind to suddenly become disordered, and her mental value suddenly dropped from 85% to 62%!
Stretching his neck slowly, Baron Snake said unhurriedly.

"Hiss——Grand Duke Fanpail does have only one mouth, but there is another mouth on his mask!"

Hearing this absurd answer, Mo Zhen didn't show any surprise, but just wanted to laugh.

Long before the game started, Mo Zhen knew that this kind of question was meaningless at all. Even if he answered with two mouths, the snakeskin baron would definitely say something like "Duke Duke is not a freak, of course he only has one mouth".

Play other people's games, the rules are all made by others, how do you win?
Her heart was beating wildly, and fine beads of sweat oozed out of Xiu's tense little face.

The imminent breath of death was something she had never experienced before. Even if she wanted to convince herself that this was just a dream, the frantic heartbeat echoing in her ears would not lie.

"Hiss—sit down obediently and accept the punishment!"

As soon as the words fell, Baron Snake opened his bloody mouth, and rushed towards Xiu with a gust of blood!

She didn't just sit and wait like the previous loser, when the opponent's bloody mouth was about to touch her at zero distance, Xiu jumped up from the seat, grabbed the table knife hidden in her cuff and stabbed fiercely at the baron's head!

However, the baron's eyes showed a sly green light that had seen through everything, and with an elegant neck shake, he easily avoided Xiu's sudden slash!
Obviously, the baron had noticed the guest's small movements before, so he deliberately selected him as the target.

Xiu was like a cornered beast, chasing Snake's head frantically, but the baron's neck was as agile as a swimming snake, as if he was playing with a mouse before dinner, and he was not in a hurry to finish the dinner.

After a bit of dogfighting, Baron Snake ended his pre-dinner exercise, a catapult and bite towards an exhausted show.

This terrifying speed was too late to dodge, and Xiu fell into panic and unwillingness at this moment...

Damn, am I done with this?I haven't ended the so-called "God", I haven't recast the glory of the Great Universe Kingdom e-sports, and my performance is not over yet!
The Show Must Go On
In this moment between life and death, something seemed to wake up in Xiu's body.

In her eyes, the baron's originally blurred movements gradually became clear...

I see... I can see it!
But... the body can't keep up!

Exhausting the last strength of her life, Xiu waved the table knife in her hand.

The knife grazed the baron's cheek, and then her crushed body was thrown against the wall, and a bright red landscape splashed ink painting appeared on the wall.

Completely crushed.

The game is based on the accumulation of data, whether it is [Strength], [Agility] or [Insight], the data of Baron Snake is above all the players present!
Obviously, this boss appears in the novice level, it seems to be an invincible enemy, and there is no option for players to fight at all.

After swallowing several times and swallowing the big meal whole, the baron seemed to have a bad complexion. He stretched out his slender tongue to lick the blood on his face, but he couldn't lick it clean.

Mo Zhen, who had a panoramic view of this scene, had an undetectable smile on the corner of his mouth...

With a cold snort, Baron Snake slowly retracted his neck, and spoke viciously to the remaining three.

"Hiss—I ate something nasty, and I'm in a bad mood right now. Originally, you only needed to answer three questions, but now the number has increased to four!"

Although he didn't care at all in his heart, Mo Zhen showed a shocked expression on his face at the right time. It's just that Mo Zhen's acting skills were a bit too forceful, and the "shocked and pale" expression on that face had a hint of sarcasm no matter how you look at it .

Compared with Mo Zhen's flamboyant acting skills, Miss Zhou Zhou's eclipsed appearance is extremely real.

"How... how could this happen! Woohoo...why do I have to do this kind of thing here? I quit...I don't want to answer any questions...I want to go home..."

Seemingly moved with compassion, Mo Zhen turned around and comforted the other party.

"Don't worry, just sit still and listen to me, I'll answer the next question later, when I say 'I'm coming', you run out desperately, remember don't hesitate, this is your last chance. "

Seeing the other party's bewildered expression, Mo Zhen added another sentence with a smile.

"Don't expect the four questions to end. After dinner, such stupid things as clearing the game will happen. Believe me... the last remaining person must die in a way beyond your imagination."

These words completely cut off all unrealistic thoughts of this poor woman, and now she is left with the last straw of Mo Zhen's verbal promise, and until now, she can only grasp it firmly.

Lord Snake doesn't seem to mind Mozhen whispering any more than a human minds what a duck in a cage says to a chicken.

Twisting his neck, he smiled sinisterly.

"Hiss—the third question, may I ask... How many times have I laughed since I entered the door?"

"I come!"

"Huh?" "Uh..."

Mo Zhen and the man at the corner of the table looked at each other, and the two of them actually said this at the same time!
Miss Zhou Zhou froze for a moment, then ran towards the gate desperately like a clockwork puppet.

A cold light flashed in his eyes, and Baron Snake shot his head out like a spring, attacking Miss Zhou Zhou.

Mo Zhen waved goodbye to Ms. Zhou happily as if sending off a close friend.

"Crack!"

Ketchup splashed all over Mo Zhen's face.

Intoxicated, he licked the ketchup on his mouth, and Mozhen suddenly burst into a fit, grabbed a pair of knives and forks on the table, and nailed the mouth of Baron Snake, who stretched his neck, hard to the table.

At this time, Baron Snake was enjoying swallowing. He was at the weakest stage of defense, and was attacked unprepared.

In rage, Baron Snake twisted his neck and wanted to hang Mozhen, but his head was nailed to the dining table, which greatly reduced his flexibility.

Mo Zhen, however, jumped onto the dining table unhurriedly, picked up the other three sets of knives and forks on the table, and nailed Snake's writhing neck to the dining table!

The crimson thing spurted out, soaking Mo Zhen's black suit in bright red.

The game does start with the first question, but it's...Mr. Mozhen's pre-dinner game!

(End of this chapter)