What should I do if my girlfriend is famous and doesn't dump me?

Chapter 77 Even Mosaic didn't hit him

There is nothing wrong with Zhang Yu's words.

Among the many guests, he was the only one who had a girlfriend.

Shen Ling and Hu Lanxin will not mention it.

They are all female artists, and if they have girlfriends, they will only be female friends.

Both Cheng Jie and Zhang Limin are married, and their children can be married.

Instead of having girlfriends, they have wives.

Ma Teng, Guo Lin, Cheng Ming, and the host He Tao, none of them have girlfriends.

At least they are single on the surface.

As soon as Zhang Yu's words came out, everyone laughed.

"Then let's call him Xiao Teng!" Shen Ling smiled, took a special look at Ma Teng, and said, "Xiao Teng and his girlfriend are deeply in love, and they were about to kiss, but suddenly they had diarrhea."

How can you have diarrhea at a critical moment!

This is really bad luck.

However, Shen Ling's look at Ma Teng was too deliberate, and now everyone would bring Ma Teng into it.

"What do you think I am doing?" Ma Teng quit immediately, and said, "Call me Xiao Shen!"

"Who made your team win the last round?" Shen Ling laughed and said, "Brother Teng, accept your fate."

"Ling'er, reincarnation is the way of heaven, please don't let me catch the chance."

Ma Teng gritted his teeth with a vicious expression and said.

However, there was laughter in the audience.

Game continues.

“No toilets around!”

Guo Lin said.

During the kiss, she had diarrhea and didn't have a toilet, which was even more unlucky.

"It was hard to find the toilet, but it was full." Cheng Ming said.

This is extreme joy begets sorrow, and it is indeed even more unlucky.

The words were caught again.

"When I couldn't stabilize, I heard the sound of flushing water, and then someone opened the door." Ma Teng continued, "When the door opened, it was a girl who came out. The girl screamed, shook her hand and slapped him .”

Once again, extreme joy begets sorrow.

He even got a slap in the face, this is indeed an upgrade of bad luck!

The words were picked up again.

"I didn't hold it steady, I pulled it!"

Shen Ling suddenly said something.

Everyone immediately laughed.

That unlucky and sad reminder is too graphic.

"It was only then that I realized that there was a urinal next to it." Zhang Yu continued, "He did not enter the wrong toilet."

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed, but they all looked at Shen Ling's team.

He didn't go into the wrong toilet, got slapped and stretched his crotch.

Is it unlucky to be able to upgrade?

"Her girlfriend misunderstood a girl rushing out of it, then rushed in, and slapped him again." Hu Lanxin said suddenly, "Then she left the word 'scumbag' and walked away."

I go!

This can be connected.

Girlfriends are gone, is there anything more unlucky than this?
Guo Lin and Ma Teng racked their brains.

As for Cheng Jie and Zhang Limin, they didn't speak the whole time, as if they were watching.

They seem to be unable to let go of this kind of game.

"Then go after that girl just now." Zhang Yu said suddenly.

Everyone: .
audience:.
Everyone was stunned.

"Your words contain a lot of information!" Ma Teng recalled, and then said.

As soon as he said this, those who didn't react didn't understand.

The whole scene burst into laughter instantly.

Neither Cheng Jie nor Zhang Limin held back.

The amount of information is large, so the following is easy to pick up.

"His diarrhea is because his girlfriend gave him laxatives!" Shen Ling said, "That girl is an accomplice!"

Hey!
This little Teng is really unlucky.

Ma Teng and Guo Lin frowned, then looked at Zhang Yu.

What did you mean just now?
"These were recorded into videos by his girlfriend and posted on the Internet." Zhang Yu said immediately, "I didn't even make a mosaic for him."

"puff!"

When everyone heard it, they simply didn't know what to say.

The words "I didn't even give him a mosaic" undoubtedly made everyone laugh.

This time it was Shen Ling and the others' turn to be in trouble.

Could it be more unlucky?
Maybe!
But they couldn't think of it.

"Otherwise, let's not talk about it." Hu Lanxin said, "If we continue talking, we may die."

"That's right! He was smoked to death!" Shen Ling said with a smile.

"You might as well say that he didn't bring any paper." Zhang Yu pouted and said, "Sister Ling, do you think that if you tell him to die, we won't be able to continue? Can't you let him go to the [-]th floor of hell?"

"Death, perhaps for him, is not a bad luck, but a relief." Ma Teng said, "It's better that he didn't bring the paper with him if he was smoked to death."

It seems very reasonable.

But Shen Ling would admit defeat.

The highlight of the show is not to admit defeat, and not to admit defeat.

"I'm already stretching my crotch, why do I need paper?"

In the end, after some sophistry by Shen Ling, this round of the game ended in a draw.

Then playoffs!

The title of the extra game was changed to: Lucky!

"Xiao Shen."

"and many more!"

As soon as Shen Ling opened her mouth, Ma Teng interrupted, "Why did you become Xiao Shen? Why not Xiao Teng?"

"Xiao Teng is too unlucky to have anything to do with luck." Shen Ling said with a smile.

Ma Teng was stunned there, a little messy in the wind.

"Xiao Shen bought a lottery ticket and won 500 million yuan!" Shen Ling said.

"Promise!" Ma Teng said with a curl of his lips, "Five million is lucky?"

How much is 500 million?
Not much.

This amount of money is not enough to sell a decent house in Yanjing, Zhonghai and other places.

Just like Ma Teng's salary has already reached tens of millions.

"At the same time, he was promoted and raised, became the general manager, became the CEO, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of life." Zhang Yu answered with a smile.

When everyone heard it, they were stunned.

This step is in place!
"Ahaha!" Ma Teng said with a smile, "Take it! You have reached the pinnacle of your life, what could be more fortunate?"

"His wife gave birth to a son for him." Cheng Jie said suddenly.

Everyone: .
It seems that he really took the words.

This is the future!

It is indeed lucky to have a successful career, and it is even luckier to have a harmonious family.

"And then gave birth to a daughter for him." Zhang Limin immediately continued the conversation.

This is perfect for both sons and daughters!

This is indeed luckier.

"The child is smart." Cheng Jie said.

"Healthy and happy!" Zhang Limin said.

"A successful career!" Cheng Jie said.

"Both sons and daughters!" Zhang Limin said.

"Otherwise, let's still count as a tie!" Ma Teng said suddenly, "If we continue, it will be infinite reincarnation!"

"It's been like this for generations, what could be more fortunate?" Shen Ling nodded.

In the second round, the escalation ended in a draw.

Third round of the game: Questions and answers.

"Is it serious?"

Guo Lin suddenly said this.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then Ma Teng and Shen Liang looked at Zhang Yu, and then laughed.

Cheng Jie was puzzled, and then Zhang Limin explained in a low voice, and he understood immediately.

"Serious!" He Tao said, "absolutely serious."

TV program restrictions are naturally much stronger than online programs.

If it is really unscrupulous, it is estimated that the above will be notified to rectify it.

Of course, what Guo Lin said was just to adjust the atmosphere.

This show comes with punishment.

However, this punishment is not painful or itchy, and has little ornamental value.

It is much different from the rain bomb umbrella in "Ace vs. Ace".

(End of this chapter)