American Comics: Begin to investigate the tax issue of Director S.H.I.E.L.D.

Chapter 2 About How Awesome the IRS Is in America
"In the United States, the sky is big and the earth is big, and our IRS is the biggest! Only death and paying taxes are eternal! From the White House to the criminals, everyone has to pay us taxes!

We have elite agents and armed forces that far exceed those of the FBI and CIA!So don’t worry, all commissioners, just do it boldly and let go!I, the director of the IRS, and all the armed forces of the entire IRS will always be your most solid backing! "

This is the content of the speech delivered by the director of the IRS, which Lin Yu heard when he officially joined the IRS this morning, the fifth day after his time travel.

From the facts, there is absolutely nothing wrong with what the director said.

In the United States, the IRS is so powerful.

For example, in American TV series and movies, the FBI, CIA, or the President of the White House, etc., but they all hacked anything that could be hacked (of course, it is also "possible" to be a documentary), but none of them dared to hack. , even involving the IRS.

To use another analogy, everyone understands the racist organizations in the United States, but the IRS basically only recruits white people, and at most they want someone with a little tan... But I haven't seen them dare to BB.

This shows the tyranny of the IRS.

Of course, this doesn't mean that Lin Yu has to start the game directly with Braised Egg and Snake Shield.

However, his golden finger is to check taxes before he can become stronger, and the current top tax evasion list given by the system is Nick Fury and his Snake and Shield Bureau.

If you think about it, the Safe House Man, who is also known as Mazefak Man, and the Hydra, who made his fortune by relying on S.H.I.E.L.D., must have countless tax evasions.

As for the ability to inspect taxes to become stronger...God knows which ghost invented such an outrageous golden finger condition!
Looking at other people's gold fingers, those who need to recharge are regarded as embarrassing the protagonist, and now the popular ones are direct sign-in, okay?
Lay flat upgrade!

To complain is to complain, what should be done still has to be done, the position of IRS official action commissioner is directly distributed by Goldfinger, and the corresponding identity in this world.

Therefore, Lin Yu waited until the day when he officially entered the job, just finished the induction ceremony in the morning, and went directly to Nick Fury in the afternoon.

In Lin Yu's creed, there are never such words as "detour" and "obscene development", just one word, "reckless"!
This can be seen from the fact that he played Assassin's Creed full-time sprint and assassinated face-to-face in his previous life, and played Elden's Ring to go out without using a horse to single out the guard of the big tree.

Of course, this "reckless" does not mean being crazy... At least Lin Yu dares to do so now that he has a certain ability to protect himself.

Lin Yu glanced at his system panel.

[Current World: Marvel Cinematic Universe (number of rotations: 0)

Number of lucky draws available: 0 (US$1000000/time)
ability:

[Law proficiency]: Hey my friend, I still have to finish before your stinky leather shoes kiss my ass hard... Being illiterate is not allowed!

So now, as a full-fledged operations commissioner of the IRS Large Corporate and International Division, it's only natural that you're well versed in all the laws, right?Come on, try to bring in the one who wields the hammer in the lawsuit!
(I don't mean the 500+ year old guy, but I don't mind if you want to send him in, wait, you can't beat it? That's okay.)
[Agent quality]: Go up to slip the door and pick the lock, go down to unparalleled sneak!Agents are so omnipotent... well, I mean, in the movie, is there a problem with the order?No no no, no problem!

[Weapon proficiency]: As an IRS official operations commissioner, it is normal to be proficient in everything like swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, and forks, right?Of course, hot weapons also need to be able to reach [-] points.

But, my friends, please keep in mind that we are civilized people, and we must collect taxes civilly! (ps: I mean, tax the civilized people who are civilized to you (no one can’t understand it))]

Such an embarrassing explanation reminded Lin Yu of a book he had read before time travel——"Part-time Jobs in the Heavens Become Gods".

If I remember correctly, the golden finger of the protagonist in it seems to be in this style of introduction... Maybe it was produced by the same manufacturer?

Excluding the fact that the introduction style is awkward, Lin Yu is actually quite satisfied with the gift package for beginners given by the system.

Proficient in all laws, he can directly become Zhang San.

There are also full proficiency in weapons, and all proficiency in agent skills!
If you don't mention the skills of slipping the door and picking the lock, Lin Yu feels that what he got now is probably the template of the master in DC.

Of course, it's just a pure body template, in terms of wealth... Lin Yu can only say that he and the master together can overturn the entire economic environment of Gotham City!
As for the rotation of the world, there is nothing to say, I have traveled through it, and it would be better to see more "customs and customs" of other worlds, but it seems that there is no opportunity to rotate now, and I don't know what conditions need to be met.

And the money for a lucky draw...

Lin Yu can only say that he hopes that the system is developed by a goose factory instead of a pig factory, and he hopes that he belongs to the European emperor instead of the non-chief.

"Get some money from here first, make some money from the lottery, and then go to the big family of Tony Stark. Although he has been captured by terrorists, it is not a big problem..." Lin Yu glanced at the leaderboard The second name determines the next candidate for the fleece.

Although Tony Stark most likely did not evade taxes, Stark Industries under his name must have evaded taxes, because his dear uncle, Obadiah Stein secretly sold a large number of weapons to Afghanistan .

For Fury at this time, there is no need to worry at all. If it is impossible, discuss with Potato about whether their bureau will be called S.H.I.E.L.D. Safehouse addresses and things like that...

Lin Yu already has several such addresses in his hand.

The reason for not telling Fury is to exert pressure and leave room for him to guess, and wait until the right time for a showdown. The effect is definitely better than talking directly now.

Anyway, Lin Yu has no idea of ​​getting along with Fu Rui at all. It's almost as if they are enemies.

Fury is a very suspicious person, almost as suspicious as the master in DC next door. He has to intervene in everything and knows everything. However, he is far inferior to him in terms of personal ability and strategy. My lord, it often leads to all kinds of bad things.

Pig teammates are not scary, but pig teammates who think they are strong are scary, and pig teammates who carry the enemy around and meddle without knowing it are even more terrifying.

The master is suspicious, but at least he can stand up when it is time to stand up. He is fierce and invincible in a fight!
What else can Fury do?Pager Shaker and Mazefak?

"Respect" is over.

As for the future of this world, what impact will it have on the future of this world if we find out these things that should have been discovered later in order to check taxes?
Lin Yu doesn't care about those. What does that have to do with being a small IRS action commissioner?I'm just doing my job!

What kind of plot rampage... As long as the strength is strong enough, are you still afraid of those?
All you need to do is rush over!
Anyway, in a foreign country, Lin Yu has decided to let go and do a big job.

There is quite a sense of "don't care about the flood in other people's homes".

As for the money from the tax inspection...

Of course, it cannot be handed over to the US Treasury.

The system only requires Lin Yu to check his taxes successfully, and he will count as much as he finds out, but there are no requirements or restrictions on how he can use the money after he gets it.

In this Ganges.

Thanks to [Proficiency in Law], Lin Yu is now well versed in how to prevent money laundering from being found out, and even if found out, he cannot be sentenced.

Commonly known as the perfect crime.

It is similar to the outlaw lunatic named Zhang Mingsan.

At that time, I will have a [-]-[-] split with the director, someone above the head will take the blame, and the bottom will shut up... This wave is so seamless!
The money just went from one pocket to another - his own pocket. Since it was in the United States, Lin Yu had no psychological burden and was even very excited.

It’s not advocating tax evasion and money laundering. It’s just taking advantage of the legal loopholes of capitalist countries and acting as legal moths on their economic dams!
No, the more you talk, the more excited you become. Lin Yu can't wait to practice.

In short, the current situation is that everything is ready, only money is owed!
"I don't know which Hydra member will come to hand over to me tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it..." Lin Yu thought.

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