Konoha's strongest bug
Chapter 135
Chapter 135
Younv Zhigao once again forgot about Fei Duan.
Fortunately, the Scorpion of Chongming was a good buddy, he controlled Fei Duan all the way back to Konoha, and completed his body modification on the way.
At this time, except for his own eyes and thinking, Fei Duan was out of his control.
At this moment, he suddenly felt that immortality was not a gift from the evil god to him, but a punishment to him.
But it doesn't matter what he thinks anymore, because no one cares at all.
Younv Zhigao didn't care either, he was sitting helplessly in Hokage's office, listening to Zilaiye's lecture.
"Zhigao, I have always trusted you, including now, but can you at least give me an explanation for what you have done?"
"An explanation?"
Younv Zhigao pushed the sunglasses on her face, then nodded.
"Well, I don't know what you want to know, teacher, I will definitely not hide it from you."
"Let's talk about Danzo first!"
Jiraiya glanced at Tsunade at the side first, then turned to look at Yume Shidaka again.
"I heard that you are very laissez-faire with Danzo, which has caused Tsunade to be very embarrassed now. What do you think about these things?"
"Oh? So that's it, I understand!"
Yume Shidaka nodded again, then turned to look at Tsunade.
"I didn't expect Tsunade-sama to invite Jiraiya-sensei back for this matter. If that's the case, I have a question to ask you before explaining. Please answer me honestly!"
"Okay!" Tsunade showed a solemn face, "You ask!"
"May I ask Tsunade-sama, over the years, do you have any liking for the teacher... the kind of love between men and women!"
"Oh!"
Tsunade directly slapped the desk in front of him and said, shouting with embarrassment and anger: "What does this have to do with you helping Danzo?"
"Of course it has something to do with it!" Yume Zhigao pushed the sunglasses on his face again, "Please answer honestly, Tsunade-sama!"
"No... not at all!"
Tsunade pointed at Jiraiya next to him, "I have no interest in such an old, ugly and perverted guy!"
Jiraiya: "..."
Is it me who is old, ugly and perverted?
This uncle is here to help you, Tsunade, you are too much!
Jiraiya's entire face twitched, and he felt the urge to turn around and leave.
But he finally gave up on this idea, and then coughed twice at Younu Zhigao.
"Ahem... That Zhigao, Tsunade and I didn't talk about it beforehand, let's talk about Danzo? What are you thinking about helping him like this?"
Of course I wanted to find a chance to kill him!
Younv Zhigao thought so in her heart, but she couldn't say it in her mouth.
So facing Jiraiya's questioning, he could only spread his hands helplessly.
"What else can I think about, it's not for your happiness, teacher!"
"For my happiness?" Jiraiya was suddenly a little confused, "What does this have to do with you helping Danzo against Tsunade?"
"Teacher, you are wrong, I didn't help anyone!"
Yume Shidaka shook her finger, then looked at Tsunade beside her.
"I'm just going out for a vacation. How Danzo does things is his own business. What does it have to do with me? I'm not even in Konoha!"
"you!"
Tsunade was furious immediately, but when she thought of asking for something from the other party, she could only suppress her anger: "What do you want? Tell me your conditions."
"I want you to marry Teacher Jiraiya!"
Yume Shidaka said something astonishing, and then, with Tsunade's shocked expression on his face, he pointed to Jiraiya who was beside him.
"As long as you marry him, you will be my teacher's wife. I will do my best to help you when the time comes. No one in Konoha will hold you back, not Danzo, nor any of Konoha's families!"
Younv Zhigao spoke resolutely and resoundingly.
Hearing his words, everyone present, whether it was Tsunade or Jiraiya, or Shizune and the little piggie she was holding, were all stunned.
Jiraiya was the first to react.
"Ahem... Tsunade and I will be very embarrassed if you do this to Shigao, but since it's for Konoha..."
Saying that, he turned his head to look at Tsunade beside him.
"Um... Tsunade, you heard what Zhidao kid said. Anyway, you are almost 60 years old. If you marry me, I can barely..."
"Jiraiya you bastard!"
Before Jiraiya could finish speaking, the furious Tsunade swung his fist and knocked him to the ground with one punch.
Immediately, she rushed forward, grabbed Jiraiya by the collar and picked him up, with a sneer on her face.
"Hmph, I said, why did Younv Zhigao suddenly make such a fuss? It turns out that you, an old bastard, are playing tricks behind your back. It's all right, come here, have you learned to play tricks on me?"
"Uh... a misunderstanding!"
Zilai also immediately showed a face full of grievances.
"I've been training with Naruto outside. I don't know anything about Konoha. Even the people you sent took a year to find me?"
"That's why I fell for you, you bastard!"
Saying that, Tsunade raised his fist again and punched Jiraiya in the face again.
"Ouch!"
Jilai also let out a scream, and quickly looked at the oily girl Zhigao, and said anxiously: "Chigao, you have something to say, tell Tsunade quickly, this is really not my idea!"
"Ugh!"
Younv Zhigao let out a long sigh, and then spread her hands helplessly.
"Mr. Jiraiya, please forgive me for speaking bluntly. Although Tsunade-sama is very beautiful and capable, it is really not suitable for you. Why don't you just give up!"
"Uh...this..."
Hearing this, Jiraiya also hesitated for a moment, Tsunade who saw this scene was furious again.
"Jiraiya, you still say it's not you, go to hell!"
"Boom bang bang..."
"what----"
……
After a while, Tsunade, who had vented his grievances all year, returned to his seat, his face was slightly rosy, and he looked even brighter and more attractive.
Not at all like an old woman who is nearly sixty years old.
Ji Lai also stared at her blankly, a smirk appeared on his bruised and swollen face.
"Tsunade has shown mercy to me, otherwise she would have broken several ribs. It seems that she still cares about me!"
Thinking of this, Zilai felt that the beating just now was well worth it.
And Younv Zhigao looked at Ji Laiye, who almost didn't have the word "Licking Dog" written on his face, couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, and then opened his mouth towards the two of them.
"Mr. Jiraiya, Mr. Tsunade, there is no need to worry about Danzo for the time being. I have already left behind, and I will let him receive the lunch box for a year at most...Uh, I mean let him dismiss get out of class."
Hearing this, Tsunade nodded.
"Well, well, since you said that, then I will believe you, so now let's talk about the second thing - Xiao Organization!"
Having said that, her eyes fixed on Younv Zhigao.
"I know something from three generations of old men, so I ask you now, what is the relationship between you and the Xiao organization?"
(End of this chapter)
Younv Zhigao once again forgot about Fei Duan.
Fortunately, the Scorpion of Chongming was a good buddy, he controlled Fei Duan all the way back to Konoha, and completed his body modification on the way.
At this time, except for his own eyes and thinking, Fei Duan was out of his control.
At this moment, he suddenly felt that immortality was not a gift from the evil god to him, but a punishment to him.
But it doesn't matter what he thinks anymore, because no one cares at all.
Younv Zhigao didn't care either, he was sitting helplessly in Hokage's office, listening to Zilaiye's lecture.
"Zhigao, I have always trusted you, including now, but can you at least give me an explanation for what you have done?"
"An explanation?"
Younv Zhigao pushed the sunglasses on her face, then nodded.
"Well, I don't know what you want to know, teacher, I will definitely not hide it from you."
"Let's talk about Danzo first!"
Jiraiya glanced at Tsunade at the side first, then turned to look at Yume Shidaka again.
"I heard that you are very laissez-faire with Danzo, which has caused Tsunade to be very embarrassed now. What do you think about these things?"
"Oh? So that's it, I understand!"
Yume Shidaka nodded again, then turned to look at Tsunade.
"I didn't expect Tsunade-sama to invite Jiraiya-sensei back for this matter. If that's the case, I have a question to ask you before explaining. Please answer me honestly!"
"Okay!" Tsunade showed a solemn face, "You ask!"
"May I ask Tsunade-sama, over the years, do you have any liking for the teacher... the kind of love between men and women!"
"Oh!"
Tsunade directly slapped the desk in front of him and said, shouting with embarrassment and anger: "What does this have to do with you helping Danzo?"
"Of course it has something to do with it!" Yume Zhigao pushed the sunglasses on his face again, "Please answer honestly, Tsunade-sama!"
"No... not at all!"
Tsunade pointed at Jiraiya next to him, "I have no interest in such an old, ugly and perverted guy!"
Jiraiya: "..."
Is it me who is old, ugly and perverted?
This uncle is here to help you, Tsunade, you are too much!
Jiraiya's entire face twitched, and he felt the urge to turn around and leave.
But he finally gave up on this idea, and then coughed twice at Younu Zhigao.
"Ahem... That Zhigao, Tsunade and I didn't talk about it beforehand, let's talk about Danzo? What are you thinking about helping him like this?"
Of course I wanted to find a chance to kill him!
Younv Zhigao thought so in her heart, but she couldn't say it in her mouth.
So facing Jiraiya's questioning, he could only spread his hands helplessly.
"What else can I think about, it's not for your happiness, teacher!"
"For my happiness?" Jiraiya was suddenly a little confused, "What does this have to do with you helping Danzo against Tsunade?"
"Teacher, you are wrong, I didn't help anyone!"
Yume Shidaka shook her finger, then looked at Tsunade beside her.
"I'm just going out for a vacation. How Danzo does things is his own business. What does it have to do with me? I'm not even in Konoha!"
"you!"
Tsunade was furious immediately, but when she thought of asking for something from the other party, she could only suppress her anger: "What do you want? Tell me your conditions."
"I want you to marry Teacher Jiraiya!"
Yume Shidaka said something astonishing, and then, with Tsunade's shocked expression on his face, he pointed to Jiraiya who was beside him.
"As long as you marry him, you will be my teacher's wife. I will do my best to help you when the time comes. No one in Konoha will hold you back, not Danzo, nor any of Konoha's families!"
Younv Zhigao spoke resolutely and resoundingly.
Hearing his words, everyone present, whether it was Tsunade or Jiraiya, or Shizune and the little piggie she was holding, were all stunned.
Jiraiya was the first to react.
"Ahem... Tsunade and I will be very embarrassed if you do this to Shigao, but since it's for Konoha..."
Saying that, he turned his head to look at Tsunade beside him.
"Um... Tsunade, you heard what Zhidao kid said. Anyway, you are almost 60 years old. If you marry me, I can barely..."
"Jiraiya you bastard!"
Before Jiraiya could finish speaking, the furious Tsunade swung his fist and knocked him to the ground with one punch.
Immediately, she rushed forward, grabbed Jiraiya by the collar and picked him up, with a sneer on her face.
"Hmph, I said, why did Younv Zhigao suddenly make such a fuss? It turns out that you, an old bastard, are playing tricks behind your back. It's all right, come here, have you learned to play tricks on me?"
"Uh... a misunderstanding!"
Zilai also immediately showed a face full of grievances.
"I've been training with Naruto outside. I don't know anything about Konoha. Even the people you sent took a year to find me?"
"That's why I fell for you, you bastard!"
Saying that, Tsunade raised his fist again and punched Jiraiya in the face again.
"Ouch!"
Jilai also let out a scream, and quickly looked at the oily girl Zhigao, and said anxiously: "Chigao, you have something to say, tell Tsunade quickly, this is really not my idea!"
"Ugh!"
Younv Zhigao let out a long sigh, and then spread her hands helplessly.
"Mr. Jiraiya, please forgive me for speaking bluntly. Although Tsunade-sama is very beautiful and capable, it is really not suitable for you. Why don't you just give up!"
"Uh...this..."
Hearing this, Jiraiya also hesitated for a moment, Tsunade who saw this scene was furious again.
"Jiraiya, you still say it's not you, go to hell!"
"Boom bang bang..."
"what----"
……
After a while, Tsunade, who had vented his grievances all year, returned to his seat, his face was slightly rosy, and he looked even brighter and more attractive.
Not at all like an old woman who is nearly sixty years old.
Ji Lai also stared at her blankly, a smirk appeared on his bruised and swollen face.
"Tsunade has shown mercy to me, otherwise she would have broken several ribs. It seems that she still cares about me!"
Thinking of this, Zilai felt that the beating just now was well worth it.
And Younv Zhigao looked at Ji Laiye, who almost didn't have the word "Licking Dog" written on his face, couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, and then opened his mouth towards the two of them.
"Mr. Jiraiya, Mr. Tsunade, there is no need to worry about Danzo for the time being. I have already left behind, and I will let him receive the lunch box for a year at most...Uh, I mean let him dismiss get out of class."
Hearing this, Tsunade nodded.
"Well, well, since you said that, then I will believe you, so now let's talk about the second thing - Xiao Organization!"
Having said that, her eyes fixed on Younv Zhigao.
"I know something from three generations of old men, so I ask you now, what is the relationship between you and the Xiao organization?"
(End of this chapter)
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