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Chapter 12 [The villain sues first] (seeking a monthly ticket)

Chapter 12 [The villain sues first] (seeking a monthly ticket)
Time flies, another week has passed!

On weekend nights, Lin Zuhui sat at his desk, stretching.

He gave some concluding overviews of the contents of FHM magazine:

First of all, it is necessary to determine the audience of this magazine, of course it is an exclusive magazine for men;

Secondly, it is necessary to determine the theme of the magazine content, men's soft erotic magazines, fashion magazines designed for men, and magazines that create men's ~ life quality;
Finally, there are some specific suggestions, such as photos of sexy girls on the cover, growth stories of sexy beauties or star experience, and men's tastes, such as watches, cars, sports, etc.

Lin Zuhui summed up the four magic weapons:
1. Refuse to be sanctimonious.

2. All-round topics.

3. Fun gang.

4. Not too simple, cool, humorous, and creative.

He also made a special note: All editors of FHM must not be older than 40 years old, and they often need to do social surveys and street interviews.

Speaking of which, Lin Zuhui is not a professional media person, and what he writes is only some summaries based on the "Frankenstein" and "Men's Clothes" he has seen in his previous life.The specific implementation strategy must be completed by the following people.

But soon he found out that he had no money to run the magazine now. If nothing else happened, he would only have a certain amount of funds available in February next year.It's not impossible to wait, after all, the British "FHM" only appeared in the second half of 1985. It's not impossible for me to finish this magazine in the first half of next year, and ask them for copyright fees later.

Depending on the situation, I may be able to prepare for it in December!

Just as Lin Zuhui was going to sleep, he heard his door being kicked, and suddenly became a little nervous. Could it be that the law and order in Xiangjiang is so bad?This is a high-end residential area!
He picked up a stick, boldly, and planned to solve the trouble head-on.

Come to the gate, and then check the situation outside through the cat's eyes to spy on the military situation.

It's actually a woman?

Women are more troublesome, okay, what if a fairy dances?
If there are two or three punks, he is not afraid.

The door continued to be kicked a few times, and the woman outside seemed to be saying: "Break the door, open it for me!"

Lin Zuhui almost laughed out loud, the wine lunatic from there couldn't even straighten her tongue.

He opened the door. Since he was a drunk lunatic, he couldn't go on like this forever, otherwise he would keep kicking.

When the door opened, Lin Zuhui was taken aback. It was Guan Jiahui, a woman.

"Who are you? Why are you at my house? Believe it or not, I called the police!"

Well, the villain should sue first!
Lin Zuhui walked out of the gate angrily, pointing to the house number on it, asking the woman to take a good look, whose house is this!
Unexpectedly, although this woman was drunk, she still had a strong sense of defense, so she rushed into the house without saying a word, and then closed the door with a 'bang'.

Now it was Lin Zuhui's turn to be frightened. He knocked on the door and said, "Crazy wine man, take a good look to see if this is your house? Open the door for me quickly, or I will sue you for trespassing!"

There was no response from inside, which made Lin Zuhui feel bad. He put his ear close to the door and listened. How could he feel that there was no movement inside!
"Shouldn't be asleep!"

After Guan Jiahui closed the door, she muttered, "A group of stinky men are trying to take advantage of me!"

Then, feeling dizzy, she walked towards her 'own' bedroom, lay down on the big bed, and fell asleep soundly.

Lin Zuhui wanted to cry, but Guan Jiahui's key was still stuck in the door, but he was too embarrassed to go to the woman's house to sleep.

But he has no money, no ID card, and can't go out to stay in a hotel. He yelled a few times but caused neighbors to come out to watch, just like watching a thief.

In the end, he leaned directly at the door of his house, waiting for the drunk maniac to wake up and open the door.

At five o'clock in the morning, Guan Jiahui woke up from a drunken state, and she was almost scared to death.

Was he still brought home by the man?
But he clearly remembered to run away?
This made her get up tremblingly, looked at the clothes on her body, and showed a puzzled expression again, didn't she get taken advantage of?
Are there any men in the world who don't cheat?

After browsing the whole house, Guan Jiahui couldn't find a man, but what was certain was that this was a man's house.She can't remember what happened last night at all now, she only knows that she should have returned home alone, but that's not the case now.

Seeing that the lamp on the desk was on, she planned to find some clues, picked up Lin Zuhui's preparatory book on "FHM" magazine, and started reading.

Then, she threw it aside without interest, she didn't know what to do!

Lin Zuhui, who was at the door, heard movement in the room, and immediately shouted loudly: "Liquor lunatic, open the door for me, I'm freezing to death!"

He was really angry, not because of the cold, but because he was worried that his proposal would be peeped.

This is not the scariest thing. If I write something about the future, it will be a big trouble if someone finds out.

I never thought I would encounter such a thing!

Fortunately, I just review future useful information in my mind every night.

Occasionally write a few, that is also with a special mark, torn up afterwards.

Guan Jiahui was taken aback inside, thinking that this might be someone else's house, she didn't dare to hide inside, so she opened the door.

Seeing Lin Zuhui, Guan Jiahui said unexpectedly, "Why are you?"

"Hache!"

Lin Zuhui sneezed in response.

"What do you mean me? You are at my house now, okay, big sister, breaking into a private house is against the law!"

I thought this woman would know her mistake and correct it, but she said with a defensive face: "Did you want to take me back to your home to take advantage of me last night while I was drunk; then I closed the door wisely and frustrated you?" Your intention?"

Lin Zuhui was speechless. This statement seemed to make sense in the police station.

For a while, Lin Zuhui lost his temper, and if he was framed, he would be in trouble.

After all, women are a disadvantaged group, and it is easier to gain sympathy and trust.

Forget it, one thing more is worse than one thing less!
"Miss Guan, come and see the door. Yesterday you were drunk and took your key to open my door. I ran out to see you, but you misunderstood me. You are very smart. You ran in and locked me Do you understand outside the door?"

"I seem to understand! So, it's not because you want to take advantage of me?"

Lin Zuhui continued to speak kindly: "Of course not. I didn't even touch you. If you don't believe me, you can go to the police station to check your fingerprints."

The woman pulled out her key gracefully, then walked to the next door and said, "Alright then! I choose to believe you!"

Lin Zuhui just wanted to end this entanglement as soon as possible, and didn't care about anything else, he said, "All right, all right, as long as you're happy!" Then he quickly closed the door.

unlucky!

Lin Zuhui angrily took a hot bath, fell asleep on the bed, after all he didn't dare to sleep on the ground outside, it was too cold.

After Guan Jiahui closed the door of her room, she patted her small chest and said in a low voice, "It's so embarrassing! Fortunately, I'm smart enough, otherwise I'd be so ashamed."

Of course she knew that she was messing around, but how could she apologize for this, what if she was manipulated?
So, she had a brainstorm and used the tricks, she was very proud of her 'wit'!

(End of this chapter)

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