Don't call me little brother, call me accuser!
Chapter 184 Is This a Marriage?
Chapter 184 Is This a Marriage?
But after thinking about it, Su Fan still didn't do it.
The reason is also very simple.
He has to consider the specific ideas of the parties involved.
If I take out the video and play it live, will it cause secondary harm to the person involved.
After all, the other party is just a student.
And the violation has actually been done.
Take it out now, it doesn't make much sense.
The safest way is to go to the police station with the evidence and report to the police after soliciting the opinions of the parties concerned.
There's no need to call the police over at the wedding right now.
"This……"
Qi Shanshan finds it inconceivable why everyone's expressions are so understated.
She even felt that her three views had been violently impacted, and then completely collapsed.
That's obscene!
If you call the police, the police will come and arrest you!
"Shanshan, take Shiling with you. Shiling, it's fine."
I saw Qi Shiling's mother, her aunt, talking to her, and then looked at her daughter.
Reassure the other person that it's okay.
"Shanshan, Shiling, you two girls, come here first, don't waste the time."
At this moment, the parents of the two parties also shouted at the same time.
They are very particular about other people's time.
But for some, it can be outside of this hour.
For example, Director Long's son, Long Qing.
"Yeah, don't miss the hour!!"
The villagers in Xialonggou and some relatives and friends also shouted at the moment.
"Shi Ling, let's go!"
Grit your teeth.
Qi Shanshan also doesn't want to delay her little girl's wedding.
Then he took Shi Ling's hand and walked towards the newcomer.
"Ah."
Qi Shiling is also attending a wedding for the first time and even being a bridesmaid for the first time.
Although she knew that there was a marriage disturbance in the village, she did not expect it to turn out like this.
Anyway, her rationality told her that Long Qing just now was taking advantage.
But the relatives and friends around her, even her own parents, didn't care, or were afraid of Director Long's son, which made her feel a little bit chilled.
But there was nothing she could do.
After all, she is only 16 years old, what can she do?
Fortunately, there is Sister Shanshan.
She listens to her.
Because if the other party hadn't run over just now, maybe the flesh-colored socks he was wearing would have been taken off.
And I only have a pair of underwear inside.
The key is that they still took pictures.
If this video was spread and seen by the schoolmates, Qi Shiling would not even dare to think about it.
At this time, the two of them followed the bride. In Longjia Village, there is no saying that the bride does not touch the ground, but there must be a bridesmaid on the left and right sides. A rule for dowrying a little maid.
Anyway, in the Long family's wedding, there are always two bridesmaids and two best men.
The rest are sister groups, brother groups and the like.
"Crackling——"
The sound of firecrackers sounded, and the bride was walking on the village road in Xialonggou, with many fireworks on both sides.
It can be seen that the wedding scene is still very luxurious, after all, it is also named Long.
Every year without working, the dividends from the village and the income of the store are more than 50 yuan. The cars that have just been married are all million-dollar luxury cars.
"Ah Qing, don't mind what happened just now, my niece is not sensible."
All I saw was Long Wen's mother at the back of the line.
Said to Long Qing with an apologetic face.
"Yes, yes, people with other surnames have never attended Long's wedding, so they don't know the rules."
Long Wen's father also bowed and nodded frantically.
"It's okay, it's all over."
Long Qing waved his hand very generously.
But the other party's eyes are very naked.
I don't know what is brewing.
"That's good, that's good. By the way, Aqing, when is Director Long free today? I sent him an invitation last month but didn't see a reply. Is it because the company is busy recently?"
Long Wen's father asked Long Qing.
Although they all belong to the same village, they are common surnames.
Therefore, there is no relation of kinship.
But Long Gu, the honorary director of the village, said before that as long as any family with the surname Long has a relationship, the other party will come over when they have time.
But now that their family has a marriage and they didn't see each other coming, this made the couple feel a little uncertain.
If the other party doesn't come this time.
They always feel that something is missing.
But if both father and son come this time, this wedding is destined to be infinitely beautiful, and they will also be honored.
After all, the father and son hold the lifeblood of the entire Longjia Village.
"My dad may come here soon, but if you open this afternoon, he probably won't be able to eat. There are many things to do."
Long Qing said lightly.
"You can eat, you can eat! I'll tell them that the lunch will start at noon! Just wait for Director Long to come!"
Qi Cai said.
"That's right, that's right, how can Director Long make a trip in vain, we will announce that we will have a big lunch at noon in a while."
Long Wen's father, Long Mancai, nodded very positively.
Now tell the chef that he has two hours to prepare.
Soon came to Longqing's compound.
A red carpet was rolled out.
On both sides are tables that will be eating later.
It was supposed to be two meals.
One for lunch and one for dinner.
Lunch is a small banquet, and dinner is a large banquet.
So the table was set in advance.
On the front of the red carpet, a temporary countertop was already prepared by the master of ceremonies.
"Dear guests, friends, good afternoon everyone, today's newcomer is coming to us, I am honored to be the master of ceremonies for this perfect couple in Xialonggou! Let me announce today The wedding process!!"
The master of ceremonies on the stage looked at the newcomers coming, and started to speak at this moment, and his voice became louder.
"Etc., etc!!"
Suddenly at this very moment.
Long Mancai stepped forward and interrupted the master of ceremonies.
"???"
Many people looked very puzzled.
Su Fan and his party, who were following the newcomer, were also a little dazed.
Don't quite understand what the other party means.
Why did the son get married, as parents, they hurried up to grab the microphone of the master of ceremonies.
The newcomer also froze in place.
"Everyone, it's like this. Director Long will come over at noon later, but the other party is quite busy, so our wedding was originally scheduled to have dinner at four o'clock in the afternoon, but now we have dinner at noon."
Long Mancai preached on the stage.
"Can this time be changed??"
Qi Shanshan is incredible*N.
Who said just now that you can't delay the time.
As a result, the main meals are now brought forward.
"..."
as a bystander.
Su Fan also felt speechless for a while.
Those who didn't know thought they were playing house.
It's too stupid to be a father and mother.
For the sake of Director Long, everything can be changed.
I don't know why, although this Longjia Village is the richest village in the entire county, and it seems to have infinite scenery, but he feels a faint sense of sadness.
Because he saw the emperor and prince of the feudal dynasty in a trance.
They are so humble.
But this is 2022.
Hard to imagine.
However, what made Su Fan feel unbelievable was that.
The next scene.
"Director Long, you are here!"
The wedding is halfway through.
Suddenly on the temporary platform, Long Mancai, Qi Cai, Lu Wei, and Zhou Mei stood up at the same time.
Long Mancai and Qi Cai rushed down regardless of their son and daughter-in-law on the stage.
Zhou Mei and Lu Wei were a little at a loss.
"Go on, I'm late, sorry."
At this moment, Long Gu showed a smile and said to Long Mancai.
Thin body and wearing a pair of glasses.
Su Fan felt that this person was somewhat similar to Uncle Dong from Tazhai Village.
"Director Long, come up, come up and sit."
Qi Cai said to the invitation.
"The newlyweds worship their parents, how can I go up, I just sit down."
At this moment, Long Gu declined politely.
"That's right, Director Long, come up and sit down. I'll move a stool for you. I also ask you to say a few words to bless the children."
Lu Wei above is like an old slave, and now he hurried to move the stool.
After all, this is the richest and most powerful person in their village.
Then it seemed that the most wonderful scene appeared.
When they get married, the newcomer worships Longgu.
Because he sits in the middle.
On the left are Long Wen's parents, Long Mancai and Qi Cai.
On the right are Lu Yan's parents, Lu Wei and Zhou Mei.
The master of ceremonies is also professional.
After being dazed for a while, the ceremony began immediately.
"Next, let's offer tea to the elders under the witness of everyone!!"
All ceremonies are held to the end.
At this moment, the couple began to offer tea to the elders.
"Give it to the director first."
At this moment, Long Wen's father, Long Mancai, spoke.
"Uncle Long is late today, I'm sorry, but I wish you all the best for your sons and children for the Long Family Village."
After receiving the tea, I saw Longgu speak at this moment.
"Director Long is busy with his affairs. Being able to come is already a great face to our family, right?"
Long Mancai said.
"exactly."
Everyone nodded in unison.
Soon the previous wedding is over.
The newlyweds came to the ancestral hall in Xialonggou.
This is the rule of Longjia Village!
The newlyweds must pay respects in front of their ancestors, and then they can have dinner and enter the bridal chamber and other activities.
Originally, this was an activity before dinner at four o'clock in the afternoon.
But now because Director Long has something to do in the afternoon.
So it's early noon.
At this time, a group of people were in front of the ancestral hall.
"Awen, Xiaoyan, with the testimonials of your ancestors, you will be husband and wife in the future. You two will bow to your ancestors and then pay respects to each other!!"
Long Mancai and Qi Cai said to each other.
"Our Long family, the reason why we have been able to prosper for so long cannot do without the blessings of our ancestors."
Director Long said with a smile.
"Uh-huh."
I saw Long Wen and Lu Yan bowing to their ancestors.
After the worship, the couple began to pray to each other.
"You two bow down a little more!"
At this moment, the youths of Long Qing and Long Dongyun villages held their heads in worship, and Long Wen and Lu Yan, who were unprepared, hit each other's heads with a 'bang'.
"Ahem."
Maybe it hurt a little bit.
Lu Yan snorted in pain.
"Hahaha~"
Seeing this embarrassment, the people at the scene not only didn't think it was bullying, but burst into laughter.
Especially young people who make trouble.
Long Dongyun and Long Qing had the happiest smiles.
"Yes, yes, low point is good, low point is good, it doesn't matter if it rings, there is a saying, a sound on the forehead is golden ten thousand taels!"
The parents of both parties also said hello like a dog!
After all, the director's son is here to marry their son and daughter, what a joyful thing this is.
You think, the son of the director of the general family will not come yet!
This just shows that their family has a good relationship with the director's family.
And Lu Yan's mother, Zhou Mei, didn't care about her daughter's head at all, and recited a sentence, "Two thousand taels of gold!"
"Vice class..."
The bridesmaid, Qi Shanshan, is standing with Su Fan from the Brotherhood.
At this moment, she seemed hesitant to speak.
Because the scene in front of her made her feel incredible.
Since she was a child, she has never attended a village wedding because of her small family name and studying outside. After being influenced by various things outside, a wedding is a very sacred thing in her heart, but now she is being teased wantonly. can not stand!
It can be said that her three views have been refreshed again!
Whether it's Long Wen's parents or his best friend Lu Yan's parents, the two have interpreted the word "dog leg" to the extreme!
But right now, she felt that only the vice monitor and a few classmates were normal people.
Anyway, after this time, she will never participate in such an unlimited wedding in Longjia Village again! !
"..."
Su Fan spread his hands.
Looks like he's not alone.
No decent person can accept these things.
Looking around, I feel that there are not many normal people in the whole compound. He doesn't want to talk about it anymore. Those who don't know what age it is think that the Qing Dynasty has been resurrected!
Especially since both of them are highly educated.
"We found bananas!!"
After the worship and the ceremony, everyone went back and waited for the banquet to begin.
At this moment, Long Dongyun ran over wretchedly with a banana in the compound of Awen's house.
"The lid and spoon are also found!!"
At this time, another young man in the village directly found the pot lid and spoon.
"What is this for??"
Both Qi Shanshan and Qi Shiling looked surprised.
The residents who belonged to the two of them were dumbfounded at the moment, and many outsiders were naturally dumbfounded.
This is a pot lid and a banana. What are these people going to do?
As for Su Fan who was sitting on the table right now, his eyes were full of confusion.
What kind of tricks is this Longjia Village doing?
"Make a fuss! Make a fuss!!"
A large group of villagers around shouted at them.
"Noisy!!!"
Youth is more excited.
One is pushing the bride and the other is pulling the groom.
If there is no marriage before the meal, can that be called a meal?
This atmosphere must be messed up.
"???"
Just when many guests were confused, the next scene with hot eyes appeared.
They actually tore off a banana.
"According to the rules of the game, the bride must eat the banana without using her hands!"
Long Dongyun shouted.
"Wow--"
There was a booing at the scene.
But it seems that many people are very happy and smile very wretchedly.
"what?"
Lu Yan's expression was also a little dull.
Before, they were also worried that the marriage would be very embarrassing, but they didn't expect it to be like this today.
Isn't that the kind of action.
"Awen, you have to look at your wife, you can only use your mouth but not your hands, and then tear off the banana skin and eat this banana, otherwise it won't count."
At this moment, Long Qing also patted Long Wen's shoulder.
"Brother Qing, this is not good."
Long Wen scratched his head with an embarrassed expression.
Then let your daughter-in-law use her mouth instead of her hands, wouldn't that be equivalent to...
"We're all grown-ups, so what's the matter, right, guys?"
I saw Long Dongyun shouting at this moment.
For this kind of thing, these young people seem to be very active!
"That's right! Squat down! Squat down!!!"
The crowd shouted in unison.
Everyone had a very happy look on their faces.
"You guys are too bullying! And there are children here!!"
When Qi Shanshan heard that the other party asked her classmate to do such a shameless and obscene thing, she immediately said to her with a very angry look.
It can be said that the whole person almost exploded in anger!
As an adult, everyone knows what that means.
What's more, there are still children at the scene, all of them, aren't they leading others down?
"bully?"
Hearing this, Long Qing's face froze, and his eyes slightly fixed on Qi Shanshan.
Many people at the scene fell silent.
"Isn't it? You are humiliating the bride in public!"
Qi Shanshan said angrily.
"Humiliation? Are we humiliating? This is marriage trouble."
Long Qing's face grew colder.
"Is there such a marriage trouble? Those who don't know think it's an erotic picture!"
Qi Shanshan pulls Lu Yan up.
This is total humiliation!
Let a woman do this in public.
What does it mean?
"Damn it! You stinky fisherman! Let me tell you that I have endured you for a long time. This is a marriage trouble that has been passed down from our Longjia Village for many years. When will it become worthless to you as a bully? Have you become a graduate student?" Just to be superior to others, to abandon the traditional culture of our Longjia Village?!"
Long Dongyun glared at Qi Shanshan at this moment, he has endured him for a long time!
"Oh, Ah Qing and Ah Yun, don't get excited, it's better to make a lot of trouble, the more trouble the merrier!!"
At this moment, Qi Cai hurriedly came over and grabbed Qi Shanshan's hand to back away.
"It's okay, Shanshan, it's good for everyone to make a fuss."
Lu Yan didn't want this kind of thing to become a big deal.
He spoke immediately.
Just use your mouth.
"That's right! How nice to make a fuss!!"
Long Qing, whose face was cold just now, squeezed out a word.
But no one knows what the other party's deep eyes are thinking.
"you!!"
Qi Shanshan is about to cry out of anger!
Foolishness!
ignorance!
Annoying! ! !
This kind of marriage is not a trouble, it is a bully!Insulting!
However, the insult of forcing Lu Yan to bite open the banana peel and eat it in one bite has just ended.
The thing with hot eyes to the extreme is here again! !
They actually asked the women in the village to hang a pot cover, yes, it was a pot cover.
And Long Wen asked the other party to hang an iron spoon by himself!
It is the kind of iron spoon used for hot pot soup.
booing
"Boom!"
A voice sounded!
It was the sound of a spoon hitting a pot lid.
Many young girls at the scene blushed, and even children covered their eyes in embarrassment.
Su Fan's head was full of black lines.
Marriage trouble?
Live erotic? ?
Gathering crowds to insult women? ?
……
The new chapter has been delivered. I was scratched before. Today, the swelling finally subsided and I was able to calm down to write. The number of words on the first day was indeed a bit small, only [-] words. There will be more and more tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Big guys, count the votes ticket wow~
(End of this chapter)
But after thinking about it, Su Fan still didn't do it.
The reason is also very simple.
He has to consider the specific ideas of the parties involved.
If I take out the video and play it live, will it cause secondary harm to the person involved.
After all, the other party is just a student.
And the violation has actually been done.
Take it out now, it doesn't make much sense.
The safest way is to go to the police station with the evidence and report to the police after soliciting the opinions of the parties concerned.
There's no need to call the police over at the wedding right now.
"This……"
Qi Shanshan finds it inconceivable why everyone's expressions are so understated.
She even felt that her three views had been violently impacted, and then completely collapsed.
That's obscene!
If you call the police, the police will come and arrest you!
"Shanshan, take Shiling with you. Shiling, it's fine."
I saw Qi Shiling's mother, her aunt, talking to her, and then looked at her daughter.
Reassure the other person that it's okay.
"Shanshan, Shiling, you two girls, come here first, don't waste the time."
At this moment, the parents of the two parties also shouted at the same time.
They are very particular about other people's time.
But for some, it can be outside of this hour.
For example, Director Long's son, Long Qing.
"Yeah, don't miss the hour!!"
The villagers in Xialonggou and some relatives and friends also shouted at the moment.
"Shi Ling, let's go!"
Grit your teeth.
Qi Shanshan also doesn't want to delay her little girl's wedding.
Then he took Shi Ling's hand and walked towards the newcomer.
"Ah."
Qi Shiling is also attending a wedding for the first time and even being a bridesmaid for the first time.
Although she knew that there was a marriage disturbance in the village, she did not expect it to turn out like this.
Anyway, her rationality told her that Long Qing just now was taking advantage.
But the relatives and friends around her, even her own parents, didn't care, or were afraid of Director Long's son, which made her feel a little bit chilled.
But there was nothing she could do.
After all, she is only 16 years old, what can she do?
Fortunately, there is Sister Shanshan.
She listens to her.
Because if the other party hadn't run over just now, maybe the flesh-colored socks he was wearing would have been taken off.
And I only have a pair of underwear inside.
The key is that they still took pictures.
If this video was spread and seen by the schoolmates, Qi Shiling would not even dare to think about it.
At this time, the two of them followed the bride. In Longjia Village, there is no saying that the bride does not touch the ground, but there must be a bridesmaid on the left and right sides. A rule for dowrying a little maid.
Anyway, in the Long family's wedding, there are always two bridesmaids and two best men.
The rest are sister groups, brother groups and the like.
"Crackling——"
The sound of firecrackers sounded, and the bride was walking on the village road in Xialonggou, with many fireworks on both sides.
It can be seen that the wedding scene is still very luxurious, after all, it is also named Long.
Every year without working, the dividends from the village and the income of the store are more than 50 yuan. The cars that have just been married are all million-dollar luxury cars.
"Ah Qing, don't mind what happened just now, my niece is not sensible."
All I saw was Long Wen's mother at the back of the line.
Said to Long Qing with an apologetic face.
"Yes, yes, people with other surnames have never attended Long's wedding, so they don't know the rules."
Long Wen's father also bowed and nodded frantically.
"It's okay, it's all over."
Long Qing waved his hand very generously.
But the other party's eyes are very naked.
I don't know what is brewing.
"That's good, that's good. By the way, Aqing, when is Director Long free today? I sent him an invitation last month but didn't see a reply. Is it because the company is busy recently?"
Long Wen's father asked Long Qing.
Although they all belong to the same village, they are common surnames.
Therefore, there is no relation of kinship.
But Long Gu, the honorary director of the village, said before that as long as any family with the surname Long has a relationship, the other party will come over when they have time.
But now that their family has a marriage and they didn't see each other coming, this made the couple feel a little uncertain.
If the other party doesn't come this time.
They always feel that something is missing.
But if both father and son come this time, this wedding is destined to be infinitely beautiful, and they will also be honored.
After all, the father and son hold the lifeblood of the entire Longjia Village.
"My dad may come here soon, but if you open this afternoon, he probably won't be able to eat. There are many things to do."
Long Qing said lightly.
"You can eat, you can eat! I'll tell them that the lunch will start at noon! Just wait for Director Long to come!"
Qi Cai said.
"That's right, that's right, how can Director Long make a trip in vain, we will announce that we will have a big lunch at noon in a while."
Long Wen's father, Long Mancai, nodded very positively.
Now tell the chef that he has two hours to prepare.
Soon came to Longqing's compound.
A red carpet was rolled out.
On both sides are tables that will be eating later.
It was supposed to be two meals.
One for lunch and one for dinner.
Lunch is a small banquet, and dinner is a large banquet.
So the table was set in advance.
On the front of the red carpet, a temporary countertop was already prepared by the master of ceremonies.
"Dear guests, friends, good afternoon everyone, today's newcomer is coming to us, I am honored to be the master of ceremonies for this perfect couple in Xialonggou! Let me announce today The wedding process!!"
The master of ceremonies on the stage looked at the newcomers coming, and started to speak at this moment, and his voice became louder.
"Etc., etc!!"
Suddenly at this very moment.
Long Mancai stepped forward and interrupted the master of ceremonies.
"???"
Many people looked very puzzled.
Su Fan and his party, who were following the newcomer, were also a little dazed.
Don't quite understand what the other party means.
Why did the son get married, as parents, they hurried up to grab the microphone of the master of ceremonies.
The newcomer also froze in place.
"Everyone, it's like this. Director Long will come over at noon later, but the other party is quite busy, so our wedding was originally scheduled to have dinner at four o'clock in the afternoon, but now we have dinner at noon."
Long Mancai preached on the stage.
"Can this time be changed??"
Qi Shanshan is incredible*N.
Who said just now that you can't delay the time.
As a result, the main meals are now brought forward.
"..."
as a bystander.
Su Fan also felt speechless for a while.
Those who didn't know thought they were playing house.
It's too stupid to be a father and mother.
For the sake of Director Long, everything can be changed.
I don't know why, although this Longjia Village is the richest village in the entire county, and it seems to have infinite scenery, but he feels a faint sense of sadness.
Because he saw the emperor and prince of the feudal dynasty in a trance.
They are so humble.
But this is 2022.
Hard to imagine.
However, what made Su Fan feel unbelievable was that.
The next scene.
"Director Long, you are here!"
The wedding is halfway through.
Suddenly on the temporary platform, Long Mancai, Qi Cai, Lu Wei, and Zhou Mei stood up at the same time.
Long Mancai and Qi Cai rushed down regardless of their son and daughter-in-law on the stage.
Zhou Mei and Lu Wei were a little at a loss.
"Go on, I'm late, sorry."
At this moment, Long Gu showed a smile and said to Long Mancai.
Thin body and wearing a pair of glasses.
Su Fan felt that this person was somewhat similar to Uncle Dong from Tazhai Village.
"Director Long, come up, come up and sit."
Qi Cai said to the invitation.
"The newlyweds worship their parents, how can I go up, I just sit down."
At this moment, Long Gu declined politely.
"That's right, Director Long, come up and sit down. I'll move a stool for you. I also ask you to say a few words to bless the children."
Lu Wei above is like an old slave, and now he hurried to move the stool.
After all, this is the richest and most powerful person in their village.
Then it seemed that the most wonderful scene appeared.
When they get married, the newcomer worships Longgu.
Because he sits in the middle.
On the left are Long Wen's parents, Long Mancai and Qi Cai.
On the right are Lu Yan's parents, Lu Wei and Zhou Mei.
The master of ceremonies is also professional.
After being dazed for a while, the ceremony began immediately.
"Next, let's offer tea to the elders under the witness of everyone!!"
All ceremonies are held to the end.
At this moment, the couple began to offer tea to the elders.
"Give it to the director first."
At this moment, Long Wen's father, Long Mancai, spoke.
"Uncle Long is late today, I'm sorry, but I wish you all the best for your sons and children for the Long Family Village."
After receiving the tea, I saw Longgu speak at this moment.
"Director Long is busy with his affairs. Being able to come is already a great face to our family, right?"
Long Mancai said.
"exactly."
Everyone nodded in unison.
Soon the previous wedding is over.
The newlyweds came to the ancestral hall in Xialonggou.
This is the rule of Longjia Village!
The newlyweds must pay respects in front of their ancestors, and then they can have dinner and enter the bridal chamber and other activities.
Originally, this was an activity before dinner at four o'clock in the afternoon.
But now because Director Long has something to do in the afternoon.
So it's early noon.
At this time, a group of people were in front of the ancestral hall.
"Awen, Xiaoyan, with the testimonials of your ancestors, you will be husband and wife in the future. You two will bow to your ancestors and then pay respects to each other!!"
Long Mancai and Qi Cai said to each other.
"Our Long family, the reason why we have been able to prosper for so long cannot do without the blessings of our ancestors."
Director Long said with a smile.
"Uh-huh."
I saw Long Wen and Lu Yan bowing to their ancestors.
After the worship, the couple began to pray to each other.
"You two bow down a little more!"
At this moment, the youths of Long Qing and Long Dongyun villages held their heads in worship, and Long Wen and Lu Yan, who were unprepared, hit each other's heads with a 'bang'.
"Ahem."
Maybe it hurt a little bit.
Lu Yan snorted in pain.
"Hahaha~"
Seeing this embarrassment, the people at the scene not only didn't think it was bullying, but burst into laughter.
Especially young people who make trouble.
Long Dongyun and Long Qing had the happiest smiles.
"Yes, yes, low point is good, low point is good, it doesn't matter if it rings, there is a saying, a sound on the forehead is golden ten thousand taels!"
The parents of both parties also said hello like a dog!
After all, the director's son is here to marry their son and daughter, what a joyful thing this is.
You think, the son of the director of the general family will not come yet!
This just shows that their family has a good relationship with the director's family.
And Lu Yan's mother, Zhou Mei, didn't care about her daughter's head at all, and recited a sentence, "Two thousand taels of gold!"
"Vice class..."
The bridesmaid, Qi Shanshan, is standing with Su Fan from the Brotherhood.
At this moment, she seemed hesitant to speak.
Because the scene in front of her made her feel incredible.
Since she was a child, she has never attended a village wedding because of her small family name and studying outside. After being influenced by various things outside, a wedding is a very sacred thing in her heart, but now she is being teased wantonly. can not stand!
It can be said that her three views have been refreshed again!
Whether it's Long Wen's parents or his best friend Lu Yan's parents, the two have interpreted the word "dog leg" to the extreme!
But right now, she felt that only the vice monitor and a few classmates were normal people.
Anyway, after this time, she will never participate in such an unlimited wedding in Longjia Village again! !
"..."
Su Fan spread his hands.
Looks like he's not alone.
No decent person can accept these things.
Looking around, I feel that there are not many normal people in the whole compound. He doesn't want to talk about it anymore. Those who don't know what age it is think that the Qing Dynasty has been resurrected!
Especially since both of them are highly educated.
"We found bananas!!"
After the worship and the ceremony, everyone went back and waited for the banquet to begin.
At this moment, Long Dongyun ran over wretchedly with a banana in the compound of Awen's house.
"The lid and spoon are also found!!"
At this time, another young man in the village directly found the pot lid and spoon.
"What is this for??"
Both Qi Shanshan and Qi Shiling looked surprised.
The residents who belonged to the two of them were dumbfounded at the moment, and many outsiders were naturally dumbfounded.
This is a pot lid and a banana. What are these people going to do?
As for Su Fan who was sitting on the table right now, his eyes were full of confusion.
What kind of tricks is this Longjia Village doing?
"Make a fuss! Make a fuss!!"
A large group of villagers around shouted at them.
"Noisy!!!"
Youth is more excited.
One is pushing the bride and the other is pulling the groom.
If there is no marriage before the meal, can that be called a meal?
This atmosphere must be messed up.
"???"
Just when many guests were confused, the next scene with hot eyes appeared.
They actually tore off a banana.
"According to the rules of the game, the bride must eat the banana without using her hands!"
Long Dongyun shouted.
"Wow--"
There was a booing at the scene.
But it seems that many people are very happy and smile very wretchedly.
"what?"
Lu Yan's expression was also a little dull.
Before, they were also worried that the marriage would be very embarrassing, but they didn't expect it to be like this today.
Isn't that the kind of action.
"Awen, you have to look at your wife, you can only use your mouth but not your hands, and then tear off the banana skin and eat this banana, otherwise it won't count."
At this moment, Long Qing also patted Long Wen's shoulder.
"Brother Qing, this is not good."
Long Wen scratched his head with an embarrassed expression.
Then let your daughter-in-law use her mouth instead of her hands, wouldn't that be equivalent to...
"We're all grown-ups, so what's the matter, right, guys?"
I saw Long Dongyun shouting at this moment.
For this kind of thing, these young people seem to be very active!
"That's right! Squat down! Squat down!!!"
The crowd shouted in unison.
Everyone had a very happy look on their faces.
"You guys are too bullying! And there are children here!!"
When Qi Shanshan heard that the other party asked her classmate to do such a shameless and obscene thing, she immediately said to her with a very angry look.
It can be said that the whole person almost exploded in anger!
As an adult, everyone knows what that means.
What's more, there are still children at the scene, all of them, aren't they leading others down?
"bully?"
Hearing this, Long Qing's face froze, and his eyes slightly fixed on Qi Shanshan.
Many people at the scene fell silent.
"Isn't it? You are humiliating the bride in public!"
Qi Shanshan said angrily.
"Humiliation? Are we humiliating? This is marriage trouble."
Long Qing's face grew colder.
"Is there such a marriage trouble? Those who don't know think it's an erotic picture!"
Qi Shanshan pulls Lu Yan up.
This is total humiliation!
Let a woman do this in public.
What does it mean?
"Damn it! You stinky fisherman! Let me tell you that I have endured you for a long time. This is a marriage trouble that has been passed down from our Longjia Village for many years. When will it become worthless to you as a bully? Have you become a graduate student?" Just to be superior to others, to abandon the traditional culture of our Longjia Village?!"
Long Dongyun glared at Qi Shanshan at this moment, he has endured him for a long time!
"Oh, Ah Qing and Ah Yun, don't get excited, it's better to make a lot of trouble, the more trouble the merrier!!"
At this moment, Qi Cai hurriedly came over and grabbed Qi Shanshan's hand to back away.
"It's okay, Shanshan, it's good for everyone to make a fuss."
Lu Yan didn't want this kind of thing to become a big deal.
He spoke immediately.
Just use your mouth.
"That's right! How nice to make a fuss!!"
Long Qing, whose face was cold just now, squeezed out a word.
But no one knows what the other party's deep eyes are thinking.
"you!!"
Qi Shanshan is about to cry out of anger!
Foolishness!
ignorance!
Annoying! ! !
This kind of marriage is not a trouble, it is a bully!Insulting!
However, the insult of forcing Lu Yan to bite open the banana peel and eat it in one bite has just ended.
The thing with hot eyes to the extreme is here again! !
They actually asked the women in the village to hang a pot cover, yes, it was a pot cover.
And Long Wen asked the other party to hang an iron spoon by himself!
It is the kind of iron spoon used for hot pot soup.
booing
"Boom!"
A voice sounded!
It was the sound of a spoon hitting a pot lid.
Many young girls at the scene blushed, and even children covered their eyes in embarrassment.
Su Fan's head was full of black lines.
Marriage trouble?
Live erotic? ?
Gathering crowds to insult women? ?
……
The new chapter has been delivered. I was scratched before. Today, the swelling finally subsided and I was able to calm down to write. The number of words on the first day was indeed a bit small, only [-] words. There will be more and more tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Big guys, count the votes ticket wow~
(End of this chapter)
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