Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 439 A Pinch of Water! 【Subscribe】

"Hey guy, did you see the scene just now? The audience is almost high. Is it because we have so many people? But I'm happy. I'm here for the first time on this stage."

When the red curtain slowly fell, Xiao Si couldn't help but say something in the crowd, because the audience was no longer visible at this time, so it was difficult for him to hide his feelings with his broken mouth.

Of course, the master and the uncle must not be able to hear it. He whispered alone, and the applause outside could cover it up.

"Shut up, you, get out now."

As a partner, Shaobing elbowed him to remind him to leave quickly.

After this walk, a large group of people who performed just now came to the outer ring path before the big stage, and there were all kinds of excited audiences around and below the path.

At the same time, the actors immediately found their own positions.

Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Qi Yuncheng must be standing in the middle, but Luan Yunping, as a partner, took the initiative to stand a little to the side, because he did not have any intention of showing off from the beginning to the end.

He just likes to learn cross talk, and he has never thought too much about it for so many years, so he is willing to become a green leaf for his partner.

"Thank you everyone! It's not easy. I even invited the uncle over for this scene, and the master was also instigated by me to come on stage."

As soon as he stood firmly, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly bowed to the audience and thanked him, as well as the uncle and master.

After Yu Qian saw it, he was very happy. After all, it was a recording program and he became polite to himself.

"I want to ask Qi Yuncheng here, how do you feel at this moment after finally making it to the finals?"

At this moment, Guo Degang has already taken off his coat, because he is the host, hosting this season, it is impossible for him to quit his job, after all, he took the money.

"At this moment, I am very emotional." Qi Yuncheng looked at so many people and said, "From the first episode to the present, I have brought cross talk to this stage, and I am very worried about what can be said on this stage.

Because anyone who knows knows that I have been talking in the theater. To be honest, I am afraid to talk about a ten-minute cross talk, and I am even more afraid that the audience will like it.

Because I don't think it's enough to throw out too many things. Who would have thought that in a blink of an eye, there will be a kind of self-improvement, but I don't know if you like it or not. "

"like!!!"

"Qi Yuncheng, I love you!"

"I like you so much! Qi Yuncheng!"

……

The following audience responded sentence by sentence. It is true that there have been so many episodes, and the audience has come many times. If they can't come, they will watch on TV.

So liking is really liking.

Guo Degang heard some girls shouting and laughed happily, "So many girls like you, let's take you home."

The master started teasing again, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to say, "My daughter-in-law still watches this show, she will definitely get angry if you say a word."

"Okay, let's not talk about it. The next time is to solicit votes for yourself. Every vote is much more important than usual after entering the finals, because it determines the birth of the champion."

This is an allowed link, and every actor can canvass for votes.

But the canvassing Qi Yuncheng looked at the studio and the stage and couldn't say anything. There were no good words, and he could only think of what to say.

"Actually, there is not much to say, but I feel more and more that the husband and seniors who took care of us are getting old day by day. And those of us who are children, we must continue to pass on.

Crosstalk needs to be passed on, because it belongs to our China.It's not just cross talk, our Chinese folk art has always been an amazing culture.

So I hope you like them a little more.

Because once this thing is really lost, it will really be gone. "

quack quack quack quack.

It can be regarded as a heartfelt statement. After Qi Yuncheng said it, the audience applauded.Because in the early days, he could really appreciate the teaching and inheritance of his master, and even imitated them in many places.

But time flies.

Those masters passed away, and Grandpa Zhang and Grandpa Hou, whom I was most familiar with, also left one by one. I really feel a sense of emotion.

Because when people are gone, there is nothing left.

Thinking about it is just the thinking of a living person, and when a person dies, he will not feel anything.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng changed the subject and looked at Yu Qian, "My uncle has been getting older and older in recent years, and the wrinkles and dermatology on his face seem to be getting looser."

Hearing this, Yu Qiandao had to admit that he subconsciously touched his face.

His liking to smoking, drinking, and aging seem to be serious, but he won't restrain himself, or he wouldn't be him.

At this time, Guo Degang was holding the card in his hand and showing a joyful smile. His face was full of red and he wanted to show his energy, "Look at me, your master, how are you? Is it tender or not?"

Looking at the master's face, a group of brothers all laughed. The master must be better, but it is definitely not as good as when he was young.

"Nen!" At this time, it wasn't the apprentice who spoke, Yu Qian praised, "Pinch a bag of water!"

Hahahahahaha!

When it was said that Yu Qian's burden had returned to Guo Degang, the audience in the studio laughed. The interaction between the old couple was really fun.

But now it's a show, so I don't have time to say more.

Guo Degang spoke again, "Thank you for the performance, this is also a different way to solicit tickets. Then please rest, and let us enjoy the next show."

Accompanied by the words, Qi Yuncheng and a group of people stepped off the stage through the studio door to the corridor, and then returned to their lounge.

At the same time, Shengteng and Ma Li's programs started.

They played and played. The group of people who just came down were very excited and couldn't calm down for a while. They just chatted for several minutes before they all settled down to watch the performances of other teams.

It is said that Qi Yuncheng made a big move, so many people were called, Mr. Yu and Mr. Gao came, and even Guo Degang invited him to the stage to sing.

But the rest are indifferent?

Shengteng called many members of their team, and Song Xiaobao also called Xiaoshenyang and the others to perform together, all of them lost their ability.

But watch them perform.

After Qi Yuncheng took a sip of water, he was still worried about the last issue.

Because of his participation in this season, many actors' programs have changed a bit, but the theme of doomsday loss performed by the combination of Shengteng and Mary in the last episode should not change. He was really surprised when I watched it.

It even includes the choreography of the last group of actors.

When I watched it before, I just admired it, but now I put it here to compete, so that I can really know the strength.

So if he and Luan Yunping talked about cross talk in the last episode, they really wouldn't be able to compete for the championship.

Of course, the rest of them are also very good, but no matter in the previous life or now, he likes this team, it can be said that he likes it personally.

Time passed by every second.

Sheng Teng and Mary performed sketches, which made the audience laugh out loud.

Next is Song Xiaobao. Their works have their own distinct style, while Qiao Shan and Xiu Rui showed that it is not easy to be an actor, and they all have their own ideas to express.

Also fast.

A few shows plus some other wasted time lasted only an hour, and then the audience started voting again.

when they vote.

Suddenly, the door of Qi Yuncheng's lounge was knocked and pushed open.

It was none other than Shengteng and others who came over.

After all the performances are over, we must have a lively and lively together, and then we will go there together to wait for the results.

"Hello, Teacher Yu! I didn't expect you to come here today."

"Why don't you come over with Yuncheng to have a look!"

They are all a group of comedians, and the relationship is not that bad, let alone the competition is the competition, Shengteng also likes to be with Yuncheng and the others.

"Every time Yun Cheng makes an appearance, those little girls are so excited."

After being invited to sit down, Shengteng immediately complained, "But back then, I was also a school grass! I am comparable to Yun Cheng."

"Come on." Mary sat beside her in disbelief.

The first time she met the Twist Team, she had never seen such an unscrupulous group. At first, she thought it was a very serious environment. After all, this team is really powerful.

As a result, as soon as they entered, they stepped on the stools one by one to play cards, and then a group of people over there ate and drank, but they found Shengteng.

Sheng Teng didn't care at all: Oh, what are you trying to do, we all know your play, let's start right away, and then who, you go with Mary.

This time, I will be fooled on the spot.

Just walk away for whatever reason, she just came in, and the show starts tomorrow.

"Why don't you believe it?" Sheng Teng was anxious, "I was the school grass of military arts before, but I gave it up to others later."

"I believe it, I believe it! Uncle Teng, it must be." Qi Yuncheng said, after all, he had seen photos of him when he was young.

But one sentence of Uncle Teng directly confused Sheng Teng, "It's not a good idea to say, when will I become an uncle, do you know?"

Qi Yuncheng was really not screaming about this, because Shengteng was indeed from the same generation as his master, but he also compromised.

"Okay, Uncle Teng! If you do my cross talk, I'll call you brother."

"Ouch." Sheng Teng shook his head again and again, "I can't afford your cross talk, there are thousands of people in one show."

"Then you buy a dozen tickets and bring your friends to watch our cross talk together?"

"Have you had any recently?"

"Yes, I have."

"No problem!!" Sheng Teng immediately patted his chest to assure him, but the next second he thought of something, he hesitated, and quickly asked Qi Yuncheng, "How much is a ticket for you?"

"Not expensive! The highest and best fare is only more than 1000 yuan."

"My mother."

Sheng Teng jumped out of his seat in fright. Although there was a bit of acting, it was all a joke between them.

And after that, I said yes, and I will indeed go.

Anyway, the September Gangsi Festival is coming soon.

At that time, it will not only be him, Guo Degang, Yu Qian and a group of friends may come to join him. They are now very well connected in the entertainment industry.

But after a while, people came to the lounge again.

It was a staff member, and when he entered, he was taken aback because there were a bunch of people inside, chatting happily.

"A few participating actors are invited to prepare, and the results will come out soon."

"Okay, Yuncheng, let's go there first."

"Ah."

Under the leadership, the two teams passed the stage, and once they passed, Jia Ling, Song Xiaobao, and Qiao Shan also arrived. They exchanged greetings and sat down to wait for the final announcement.

It was still Guo Degang who announced the result.

"Today is the first round of the finals competition! Also, let me explain again, today's final votes are calculated with a 30.00% vote rate.

In the next game, we will calculate with 70.00% of the votes.

The comedian with the highest vote rate in the two competitions will be the champion of the first happy comedian.

So today we still start with our No.3. "

Listening to Teacher Guo's words, all the actors were relatively quiet. Although they didn't know how many times they had experienced this kind of announcement, they looked forward to it every time.

"Happy comedian finals, the No.3 comedian winner in the first round is Jia Ling!"

quack quack quack quack.

The first ranking was announced, and all the actors applauded for it, and at the same time everyone's rankings were announced one after another.

It's not tantalizing at all, it's much better than me being a singer. When the program announced the results, it was just tantalizing.

It makes people want to die.

"Jia Ling No.3, with a vote rate of 4.92%!"

"No.4 Song Xiaobao! The vote rate is 3.46%!"

"No.5 Qiao Shan and Xiu Rui, the vote rate is 1.59%!"

"No.2 Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping won 9.29% of the votes!"

"No.1 Shengteng, with a vote rate of 10.72%!"

All the rankings were announced, and the actors all congratulated Shengteng.

If he can get 30.00% of the votes, it proves that he will be the last to appear in the next round, and the extra [-]% will be included in the final score.

Although other actors also have 30.00%, but more votes is an advantage.

However, it is not ruled out that in the last round, teams with a low vote rate will suddenly rise up. After all, this round is not too important after all.

It is completely possible to overtake.

The vote rate has been announced.

It ends with the director's sentence.

All the staff called it a day, and at the same time, the cameras were completely turned off.

The actors naturally also dispersed.

Then a group of people from Deyun eat and have dinner together in the evening, and it is rare to get together again and they must get together.

"Man, how are you? Are you nervous? Next week will be the last issue."

At the wine table, Yu Qian asked, "It's all finals, and I definitely hope to show everything in the end."

Looking at a large table of seniors who were happily drinking, Qi Yuncheng said, "The last one is a cross talk show, and it's not up to me to make a good performance, everyone has to work hard together.

So I have to rehearse this week. "

"That's easy to say, anyway, haven't you decided on the script? At worst, take some time."

Don't look at it as just a variety show, even if it wins the championship, it's nothing but a false name after all.

But when I got on the stage, I wanted to show the last and most shocking scene.

"By the way, my daughter is also participating? What role did you get for him?" Yu Qian asked again.

Qi Yuncheng smiled wryly, "What kind of role can it be, the heroine, how can I treat my wife badly?"

This sentence made Yu Qian really speechless, "I don't know it's the heroine? I just didn't read the script, so I asked you what role it is."

"I'll show it to you tomorrow!"

"Okay, then have a drink with me now."

"What should I drink! Team Luan, Shaobing, do me a favor."

"what happened?"

The two were eating and wondering.

"Let's dump the uncle under the table together."

"Come, come, let's see how you pour me."

(End of this chapter)