Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

On the stage, when Luan Yunping said that she would not be the captain, Qi Yuncheng was even more courageous, "Yeah, why do you still want to be the captain with this money.

I think the Deyun Society will disappear sooner or later. "

"Then let me lend you a good word."

"It's all a mess." Qi Yuncheng himself was speechless, laughed and complained, and then continued to watch him speak.

"Before I go, I have to ask, what do you usually say?"

"Speaking while standing, it is impossible to lie down."

"Then our family has to change the rules, we have to kneel and say."

Luan Yunping suddenly became unhappy, "You have to kneel to talk about cross talk? I'm sorry for you, we are literary and art workers, this is humane, everyone is equal."

"Our master said it." Qi Yuncheng said, "As long as you kneel for 1 minute, you will be given 1 yuan."

"Do you need to kneel now?"

"It's useless for you to kneel to me. I can't give you money. You have to see the master to kneel."

"Oh, any twenty of us can kneel, but can I discuss something?"

At the end of the line, Qi Yuncheng paused, "What is it?"

"See if you can call one more person, 21 people go."

"Why 21?"

"I want to bring Master with me."

Hahahahaha!
Just now when Luan Yunping changed her face, there was laughter, but now the huge gymnasium can't hold back at all, and it has become the noisy state before.

"As expected of Teacher Guo's beloved disciple, I think of Master everywhere."

"Team Luan has changed! After following Qi Yuncheng, he will learn less and less."

"No, I always feel that Qi Yuncheng thought of this word! Absolutely can't be wrong."

……

Naturally, Qi Yuncheng could also hear the audience's feedback, and was very happy, but he took a breath and immediately said, "Okay, 21 will be 21, and I miss you with filial piety."

"The key point is that I'm also afraid that Deyun will disappear and there will be no place to make money. My master Guo Degang, you know that?"

"I know, I know, so it's settled, I'm going home now, and I'll pick you up tomorrow."

"Go, go, but I don't know what kind of temper your master has?"

"Yo." Leng Ding got to the point, Qi Yuncheng clapped his hands, "That's right, if you don't know that you offend the master, the master will punish me too. Let's practice here, because I am very familiar with our master , I will act as our master.

Let's have a conversation.See if you can say the taboo word, if you can't say it, I'll be relieved. "

"Okay! You play your grandfather, and I play my grandpa's grandson."

"Great, it's as if I didn't say anything. If you are tired, please help me, move the table to the side!"

"Okay."

As soon as the two joined forces, they lifted the table to the right side of the stage. This job was somewhat similar to Fu Shouquan, as can be seen from the general frame.

After it's done.

Qi Yuncheng spoke near the table, "This is our master's writing desk. I'll find another chair and make it simple."

"Okay, one is probably enough." Luan Yunping said.

"I'll bring you over in a while, let's have a good rehearsal." While talking, the two of them returned to the microphone, but there was a white handkerchief in Qi Yuncheng's hand, which was tied into strips and tied directly to Luan Yunping's right arm. Pulling his head with one hand again.

It's kind of like pulling a prisoner.

Luan Yunping pointed at the white handkerchief, "Wait a minute, what are you doing? What if I want to donate blood?"

"What blood donation! I'll just take you out later for convenience. Because I'm afraid you'll run away. After all, I haven't found you for a long time. I've been beating drums in my heart. I finally saw you today. I must not let you leave me." Sight."

Luan Yunping immediately understood, "All right, all right, what are you talking about!"

"Then you come with us."

Pulling the white handkerchief on his partner's hand, Qi Yuncheng led the people around the stage in a big circle, and when he went back to the microphone, he pointed around.

"This is the concierge of our house. There are several heads in the concierge. You have to have a good meeting with them, otherwise they will always play tricks on you."

"You give an introduction."

Stretching out his hand, Qi Yuncheng gestured tall and short, "This is the king's head, this is the horse's head, this is Zhang's head, and this is Zhao's head."

After the introduction, Luan Yunping looked at the audience and said, "Wang Ma Zhang Zhao? Have you arrived in Kaifeng Mansion?"

"What is Kaifeng Mansion doing?"

"what is your name?"

"Zhan Zhao!!"

Scared!
Still don't understand what it is, Luan Yunping is a fool, she broke free and quickly stepped back, "What the hell is going on."

Picking up the white handkerchief again, Qi Yuncheng explained, "Nickname! When I was young, I always liked to watch the boy Bao Qingtian. To be honest, you are like Zhan Zhao, always praising me like that."

"That's good, I thought..."

"Nothing, I'm going to call the master now, you wait outside."

"Hey, I'll be waiting."

Turning around, Qi Yuncheng spared a moment, went around and moved to the front of the table just now, and said respectfully: "Come back with the master, Luan Yunping was caught by me."

After speaking, Qi Yuncheng came to the table and patted Xingmu to play the master, "Why have you been here for so long?"

Qi Yuncheng hurriedly got up and came to the table again, which was the back and forth of this scene, and the audience watched happily below, and kept tossing and turning.

"That's right, he! He was not in Yanjing, but ran to Nanjing! He pretended to talk about cross talk in the stadium, but he didn't dare to say anything. He followed him back to the hotel, and found two machine guns and a box of fake banknotes.

Master, you don't understand punishment anymore, he's done it all. "

Taking another step, Qi Yuncheng sat back behind the table and said loudly: "That's amazing! Bring him here."

Finally finished.

The actors worked hard on the stage, and then returned to Luan Yunping, happily saying.

"Luan Yunping!! The Master is happy to see you, come with me to see the master."

"Come on."

Luan Yunping was listening just now, and waved her hands, "No, I can't do this job, I heard what I said just now."

"What did you hear?"

"What? What's wrong with Luan Yunping? Are you caught?"

"What kind of ears?" Qi Yuncheng couldn't admit it at all, and began to make up words, "What I said is that Luan Yunping asked me to be caught by a thief. Yanjing dialect, I was caught by a thief."

"Did I hear it wrong?"

"Your ears are wet."

Luan Yunping was worried, and asked again, "What's the matter with pretending to talk about cross talk?"

"Speaking of cross talk in the venue, don't you have to imitate a boy and pretend to be a girl? Pretending to be?"

"Chasing all the way to the hotel?"

"Can I say staying in a small hotel? Isn't the hotel high-end?"

"Draw out two machine guns?"

Qi Yuncheng had a bunch of teeth, spread his hands out, and rhymed: "I said you can sing Bangzi accent."

"And there are counterfeit banknotes?"

"I can also sing "Lotus Falling."

"My lord, don't you want to use the punishment?"

"It's done."

"He recruited them all?"

"The horns are all gone."

After a conversation, Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng in disbelief: "I heard every word wrong? Is every word wrong?"

"You should dig out your ears, so you understand."

"understood."

"Okay, I've made an agreement with our master, but I have to ask you a little bit, because if you can't go in, you'll be ostentatious, and you have to put your hands away.

Better put both hands together! "

"Put it together?" Luan Yunping said while doing it, clasping her hands together, "Isn't this pretty?"

Qi Yuncheng stared and nodded, "It's okay, our master thinks you are so honest. But don't hold your hands like this, you can separate your hands a little bit.

Only two wrists stuck together. "

"Then I might as well separate a little bit."

"Smart, you can learn it as soon as you learn it. Come with me to see the master."

Turning Luan Yunping into a manacled figure, Qi Yuncheng grabbed the white handkerchief on his arm and cleared his throat, "Luan Yunping brought ~~mighty~~"

Seeing that the voice was wrong, Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to cover her partner's mouth without saying a word, "What's the matter? How about interrogation? Still mighty?"

"Why are you interrogating? You don't understand! There are too many people who love you in our house. But when you entered so rashly, you were immediately surrounded.

In order to save you trouble, when I shout mighty, important people and things may come, so I won't come out. "

"Then I thank you." Luan Yunping listened and believed, without doubting at all.

"Let's start."

Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan on the table and brought Luan Yunping into the mansion, while Luan Yunping looked like she was in shackles.

But when he walked to the table, he immediately said, "It's time to kneel."

"Ok??"

"I saw the master, 1 per minute."

"Okay, okay."

Putting down her coat with both hands, Luan Yunping knelt down on one knee towards the table, and Qi Yuncheng came up behind him in an instant, "Kneel! Kneel straight! No matter how horizontal the outside is, the inside is still the same. No sorghum is planted in the lobby, and black beans are not planted in the second hall." , I have to buy my own shoes if I run out of them, kneel up straight for me.

tm! ! "

He kicked Luan Yunping's back, and with a thud, he fell to the ground.

Immediately, the audience below shouted, this kind of action scene is really rare.

Luan Yunping fell to the ground, at a loss, and slowly got up, looking at Qi Yuncheng who was holding a fan for nearly two or three seconds before uttering a word helplessly, "It's you, or I won't do this job!"

Hahahahahaha!

Luan Yunping, who seemed to break the defense, directly made the whole theater laugh.

As for this job, to be honest, it has been out of touch with the times, and it is completely in the state of keeping alive, because the burden is really not too much, and it is all performed by personal jokes.

But this is a traditional program, and we can't let it go.

As for the program of the grand trial and confession, the emphasis is on lies.

Acting out the process of the artist being deceived by the government servants, the old artist cannot directly satirize the master on stage, so he secretly satirizes the person sitting behind the table by playing a monkey show.

If this were placed in the old society, Qi Yuncheng could imagine how interesting and entertaining the common people would find this cross talk.

Because it is really close to a situation in their lives, it is a pity that modern people can no longer feel this kind of feeling, after all, they are very unfamiliar with yamen and masters.

Of course, sometimes cross talk actors in the past were unlucky because of this meeting.

However, their younger generations still have to pass it on. There are not many traditional jokes in the first place. Forget about it, the wisdom of the old gentlemen has really disappeared in the long river of history.

"What the hell do you mean?"

Amidst the lively laughter in the theater, Luan Yunping supported her waist and asked.

Qi Yuncheng quickly reached out his hand to stop him, and said calmly: "It's not for you, I didn't say what I just said to you, but to our master."

Luan Yunping pointed at the table, curious, "Why are you scolding your master?"

"Oh." Qi Yuncheng sighed and began to complain, "You don't know that he asked me to look for you at this time last year, I don't know where you are, you are too busy, flying around every day.

How many shoes have I broken in running for so long, and the master still hasn't reported it, so I feel angry.

But do I dare to tell him?In fact, I pretended to say you, but actually scolded him. "

"You scolded him, but you kicked me! It's so realistic."

Luan Yunping bent down and picked up something, which was exactly what he saw when he fell down just now, "Why is there a nail on the ground?"

Bringing the nail over, Qi Yuncheng didn't know where there were so many things about this traditional cross talk today, so he subconsciously expressed concern, fearing that it would be scratched by it when he fell just now.

"It's alright."

"fine!"

"Then I'll leave it here."

"Farewell, let's leave it there for the next show, Double Reed Envoy."

Sentence after sentence.

At the moment, the feeling of the two people on the stage is very good. It can be seen that the work is just such a work, and then they perform according to the actors' own behavior characteristics and language characteristics.

The whole process is very easy and smooth.

At the same time, he silently grasped the time in his heart, still the same, the bigger the scene, the stricter he would be.

I said before that I would not let any works of gods and ghosts, and temporarily replaced them with other works.

But when they were acting, there were people on the side screen the whole time.

Shaobing must bear the brunt of watching the performance. At the end of the year, the master will praise him, so he has to learn from the feeling of the performance of the senior brother and the Luan team.

It's just that he didn't stop eating melon seeds in his mouth.

No matter where he goes to perform, it is like returning to his own home, and he has never been polite.

"Brother Cheng has been able to catch up recently, and he just came back from Nanjing for a while, so he went up to talk about this joke again."

Today's assistant is not only Shaobing, but also Zhang Helun.

These two people are a pair from the Northeast, and they get along well when they are usually together.

"Brother Cake! Are you sealing the box and peeling off the jacket? Are you confident?" Zhang Helun said while grabbing a handful of melon seeds in the hands of sesame seed cakes, and at the same time he also had a bag for garbage in his hand.

I don't know how pleasant it is to eat.

"Confidence? What do you mean, which game did I not have confidence in? I didn't have confidence in the scene where the uncle was drinking. I don't even know what kind of mentality I was caught up with at the time.

All right, I'll give it all to you.

Brother Cheng and the others are coming soon. "

With a bang, Shaobing gave Zhang Helun all the melon seeds in his hand, and then went down by himself to call Xiaosi to put on a coat and prepare to go on stage to assist in the performance.

But I regretted it as soon as I tried it. I ate too many melon seeds and my mouth became dry.

He drank several sips of water again and again.

Seeing this, the master Xie Jing who was watching in the background wondered whether people from the Northeast were like this, just like buffaloes.

But without further ado, he usually comes to the Nanjing branch to perform, this time Qi Yuncheng is going to perform in Nanjing, and he happens to be an assistant.

But as a master, apart from the change in the names of these actors in the background, there are not many other changes.

Even Luan Yunping often called him a big man.

It is indeed too tall, at 1.9 meters tall, anyone standing next to him will look short, let alone Guo Degang.