Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 94 Yue Yunpeng's cross talk! 【For subscription】

After Guo Degang said.

As soon as Qi Yuncheng came up, he and Xiao Yue went to a small stage next to it.

But this stage is not prepared with microphones and tables from the beginning, otherwise it will be very annoying to start chatting.

So all the on-site staff are moving up now.

Of course, this is a recording after all, and it will definitely be edited when it is broadcast on TV.

When the position is reached.

Yue Yunpeng stood in the teasing position, while Qi Yuncheng was in the teasing position.

Regarding this scene, the audience below is quite curious, because it is rare to see the latter making a joke.

But learning cross talk and teasing can learn. In the early days, they still watched the news broadcast and answered the conversation below.

So no strangers at all.

There are business capabilities.

"Our two brothers are both actors of cross talk. We have been talking about it for several years, but standing on this stage, I am still very nervous!!"

"What are you worried about?"

Qi Yuncheng quickly made a sound behind the table, and at the same time he was very emotional, because the early measurement work was really measured for his juniors.

Yue Yunpeng continued to explain, "Because our form is very simple, there are only two people, talking there, of course, it would be much better to have a good fan.

So standing on this stage, I will be very entangled, I will be very disturbed. "

Hearing this, a fool could understand what it meant, Qi Yuncheng deliberately showed a little anger, and grabbed Yue Yunpeng's arm.

"You mean I can't do it?"

"Hehehehe!"

Glancing at Senior Brother, Yue Yunpeng laughed awkwardly, then turned to look at the audience below, "Well, I have actually been learning cross talk for a few years..."

"Whatever it is!"

Qi Yuncheng pulled again, and the one or two hundred steel wires below made a little movement.

Cross talk is mainly an industry that looks at familiar faces while closing eyes.

So even if they stood behind the table this time, their eyes were still on Qi Yuncheng.

Yue Yunpeng turned sideways, "Isn't it! You're a joker, and you never know how to make jokes.

You are not a joke material either! ! "

"This elementary school student, why can't he do it again, I'm going to be angry."

"Yo, why are you still angry?"

Speaking of this, Yue Yunpeng's expression drooped, and he looked at his senior brother carefully, the more he looked at it, the more uncomfortable he became.

After a second or two, his body fell into Qi Yuncheng's arms.

A bit like a baby.

"Ho! Go aside!!"

Seeing this, Qi Yuncheng took half a step back in fright, and immediately gave him a slap, "You are sick."

"I'm sick of you!!" Yue Yunpeng staggered back a few steps and said happily.

Qi Yuncheng supported the table and nodded, making an expression recalling the scene just now, "It's really disgusting!"

"My senior brother has a bad temper, and I saw it just now."

"That's disgusting to you."

"Beat people at every turn, as the saying goes!"

"what?"

"There is no big or small on the stage, and there are rules in the audience! Just when you said Master before, Master didn't really bury you.

So what's wrong with me making fun of you on stage?
This is what we do!

If the audience say that I make such jokes about people, what about my brother, you beat me with your mouth, I have nothing to do. "

Hearing what he said, Qi Yuncheng understood, and asked, "That is to say, if I get angry under the stage, I will slap you with a big mouth?

Are you happy? "

"Of course!" Yue Yunpeng answered simply.

"Okay! Give me 5 minutes, everyone!"

As soon as Qi Yuncheng turned around, he grabbed Yue Yunpeng's arm and pulled him back. As soon as he was pulled, Yue Yunpeng faltered instantly, hooking his body and not wanting to leave.

See you at last.

With a plop, he knelt down on the ground without dignity.

Scenes are shown.

There was a chuckle on and off the stage.

When he knelt down, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to give up, and slowly walked back behind the table, "I can't beat you to death!!"

Yue Yunpeng came back from here, just stopped, his aggrieved face suddenly burst into joy, and then spread his hands, "Hey, settle it!!"

"That's all you can do." Qi Yuncheng was speechless.

"He has nothing to do!"

"It still needs to be recorded."

"I just said that my senior brother has a bad temper." Yue Yunpeng continued to return to his own rhythm, "It's well written in the book, a bad temper can easily hurt the liver!"

"The anger goes to the liver!"

"Yes! A big temper can easily hurt the liver and left cheek!!"

At this point Qi Yuncheng finally heard that something was wrong, he stopped and asked, "No, wait a moment! Hurt the liver and the left side of the cheek?

What's the matter with the left cheek? "

"It's true, tsk!" Seeing that he didn't understand, Yue Yunpeng simply started from the beginning, "Well, let me tell you a story.

As for my senior brother, the commercial performance was successful a few days ago, and then he invited all of us backstage to dinner.

But they said that they invited us to dinner, but they actually wanted us to spend our own money.

Just because I participated in a variety show with Master a few days ago, and he was angry if I didn't take him.

You can't kill us one by one if you are angry, especially if Master is still here.

He dare not do it.

So just treat us to dinner and let us spend our own money.

What a loss! ! "

When Master was mentioned in the live performance, the audience secretly looked at Teacher Guo's expression, and found that he was smiling, because it was normal for the disciples to say Master.

are used to it.

Not to mention the pile of smashed things before.

At this moment, Qi Yuncheng chimed in, "I just want to take revenge on you?"

"That's right! When the food comes, let's go to a large table. My senior brother will get up, everyone, you eat first, I have something to do, so I'll go first."

"Slip away?"

"This incident happened to Tianjing. He ran away and arrived at Tiananmen in less than 3 minutes."

"Well, the rabbits are my grandsons!"

"I don't know how many kilometers, I run very fast!"

"It's hard for me."

"Run to a small restaurant, sit there, and call the waiter!"

"Yes!"

“Waiter~~”

The corner of Yue Yunpeng's mouth curled upwards, and that cheap expression came, "I have a little personal need, can you help me solve it!"

"What a mess."

For a moment, there was no one in the audience who didn't want to be crooked, and Qi Yuncheng estimated that this part might have to be cut out, after all, this is TV.

As for this, I also wanted to do it on the spot. There is no such thing when the couple is live. Sometimes the stage performance of the actors is indeed better than that of the audience.

"What are you thinking about?" Yue Yunpeng hurriedly corrected, "Call the waiter to come and order, there is no menu here."

"Then you can just talk about the menu."

"The waiter brought the menu, sir, you can order and look at it casually, what do you want to eat?"

"What to eat?"

"Peanuts, three!"

"You want three?"

"Steam one, boil one, fry one!"

"Ouch!" Qi Yuncheng looked at Xiaoyue and complained, "This is 1.1 meters, this is it."

(End of this chapter)