Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 41 The most reasonable method is not necessarily the best method!

After a busy afternoon, when night fell, Orochimaru's special nutritious lunch for pregnant women was finally ready under Fuko's waiting!

"Eat it, eat it all."

At the dinner table, looking at Orochimaru who said so coldly, Fuko somehow felt that this man might be really clumsy and cute.

……

Just when Fuzi changed his views on Dashemaru little by little, the rumors about Dashemaru and Younv in the village became more and more widespread and outrageous.

Does Orochimaru care?Of course I don't care!

But the doctor reminded that pregnant women should maintain a comfortable mood during pregnancy. If Fuzi feels down when hearing these rumors...

Therefore, Orochimaru also found Danzo for the first time, but at this time Danzo was in the state of intermittent Alzheimer's amnesia for an unknown number of times.

Orochimaru, who knew that such Danzo could not help him and might even infect him, also left the roots, and came to Minato's house at six o'clock in the morning and rang the doorbell.

As for why it was so early, it was because after talking to Minato at this time, he could go to the vegetable market to buy the freshest batch of vegetables and fruits in time, so as not to delay the nutritional intake of the pregnant woman this morning.

Last night, I worked until three o'clock in the morning, and made a late-night supper for the hungry Kushina. After opening the door, I looked at Orochimaru in front of me and didn't know what to say for a while.

"Minato, I have something for you."

Orochimaru was concise and to the point, regardless of the big dark circles on Minato's face.

"Then what...Mr. Orochimaru, you can wait until the morning..."

"No! Now!"

Seeing Orochimaru's resolute attitude and not giving himself a chance to sleep for another hour, Minato could only nod helplessly.

"Okay then, wait for me to get dressed, and we'll meet in Hokage's office in five minutes."

"3 minutes."

After leaving these three words, Orochimaru turned around directly without giving Minato a chance to refuse.

Just kidding, even if you waste 1 minute, you won't be able to buy the freshest fish!
Watergate:……

……

In the bedroom, Minato, who was dressed, also squatted down, and softly said to Kushina who was on the bed with sleepy eyes.

"Kushina, I'll be done soon. Trust me."

"Ok, I know."

After hearing such an answer, Minato bowed his head and kissed lightly, and then a Flying Thunder God disappeared into the bedroom.

After Minato left, Kushina also yawned big and muttered softly.

"Actually, it doesn't matter if I don't come back to make breakfast, I still want to sleep until noon..."

……

At [-]:[-], Minato showed up in Hokage's office on time, and Orochimaru, who was waiting here in advance, didn't waste a second, skipping the greetings and getting straight to the point.

"This, we need to solve it quickly."

After putting a small stack of rumors on the desk, Orochimaru didn't wait for Minato's answer, and a blink disappeared again.

After all...the morning market waits for no one!

And Minato looked at the summary of rumors left by Orochimaru on the table, with a helpless and speechless face, this Orochimaru is really a tosser!

and……

I have really stopped the spread of rumors, but the effect is really negligible. I can't give the ordinary villagers in Konoha a gag order, can I?

Kill anyone who talks about it?
Believe it or not, Konoha will have tens of thousands more bachelors after a week?
Fei Leishen came to the water gate of the vegetable market, and while choosing the freshest meat, eggs and milk, he was thinking about what to do about this matter.

Snapped!
Looking at the somewhat pale hand that chose the same fish at the same time as himself, Minato, who is Hokage and husband at the same time, is in a dilemma.

In the end, Minato chose to negotiate with the other party first to see if he could give it to himself or one half.

but……

After seeing that the owner of this hand turned out to be Orochimaru carrying a vegetable basket, it was also because of too many slots that he couldn't say a word.

"I saw it first."

Orochimaru said calmly, and Minato could even feel the suppressed murderous aura of the other party.It's like if he disagrees, the other party will really shoot!
...I'm so hard.

……

At nine o'clock in the morning, Minato, who couldn't think of a good way to curb the rumors after much deliberation, threw this question to the third generation.

"Minato, when dealing with problems, don't always think of those common and seemingly reasonable methods. Although you can guarantee that you won't make mistakes, sometimes they don't work that well. When dealing with problems, you must be flexible. Innovation!"

Looking at the third generation with a big pipe in his mouth and a deep expression on his face, Minato hurriedly asked the old gentleman what tricks he had up his sleeve.

Third Generation smiled mysteriously, and then made a point without hesitation.

"I heard that the boy Yinshi is coming back today."

Watergate:……

Or just tell me that you have nothing to do, can't you?
……

Looking at the extremely detailed mission report handed in by Yinshi, he even described when he picked his booger, when he scratched his butt, when he farted, and what kind of sexual dream he had while sleeping at night. , Minato still didn't know how to complain.

"Then what... Yinshi, the next mission report doesn't need to be so detailed..."

"Didn't you ask Yinsang to write the mission report in great detail? As a person in power, you are really capricious~ You asked so much at first, and now you demand it so much. We people who have no rights are really only teased by those in power. Part~ Hokage-sama, unlike you who are in power, we ordinary people at the lowest level have already done our best just to survive! So stop making those capricious demands!"

Looking at the extremely lazy look of Gintoki who was staring at dead fish eyes and digging his nostrils with his little finger, Minato didn't care about the other party's deliberate ridicule, and he spoke again after remembering the last two sentences in his heart.

"Yinshi, in short, try to be more concise next time, and then, there is one more troublesome thing..."

Looking at Minato who hesitated to speak, and was a little embarrassed to speak, Gintoki casually flicked the black hard object off his little finger in the direction of the third generation.

"Are you in trouble? It's okay, it's okay. At least 80.00% of your life is full of disasters. Anyway, you will encounter more troublesome things than the current troubles in the future, so don't let the current troubles go. It's on my mind."

"Oh, thank you..." Minato thanked subconsciously, but then he reacted, "No! I didn't ask you to comfort me! I asked you to give suggestions to solve the problem!"

"Say it earlier, what's the problem? Could it be that your marriage has reached the period of burnout? Don't worry about this kind of thing. As long as a man has a few sweet words, no matter if it's a woman or an octopus, they will happily run over wagging their tails."

"It's not this problem... No, no, there is nothing wrong with my marriage with Kushina!"

Minato sighed while holding his forehead, and had to admit that sometimes he really couldn't keep up with Gintoki's thoughts.

"Then what, Silver Time..."

At this moment, Sandai suddenly looked at Gintoki very seriously and spoke.And Minato also thanked Thirdaime in his heart for the savior who was not taken away by the other party.

"Women don't have tails."

Hearing the third generation's supplement, Minato almost spit out, the corners of his eyes twitched and his forehead was covered with black lines, I was waiting for you to get to the point!

As a result, has your train of thought been taken astray? !

"There's no octopus either." Yin Shi took it for granted.

"That's it..." The third generation nodded, then lowered his head and entered a thoughtful state.

woman... octopus... tail...

In the end, Minato, who felt that it was impossible to continue like this, took the initiative to cut to the point, and threw the problem out without a word of nonsense.

"Tsk!"

After hearing the news that Orochimaru became a father, Gintoki also clicked his tongue.

"That bastard is so happy, yet so dissatisfied, quit! Yinsang definitely won't do it!"

"I have a free coupon for a newly opened dessert shop..."

"Yin Sang of Wanshiwu will respond to every request!"

Watergate:……

"If you want to solve this problem, it's actually quite simple. Isn't there a case before?"

"Huh?" Minato frowned.

"That, that, that "I have a secret"..."

Watergate:? ? ?
(End of this chapter)