The Heavens: From Shooting the Eagle

Chapter 112 Warm Man, The Warmer the Harder
111 chapter

Although Hua Manlou couldn't see it, an image of a handsome man with a clean shaven beard and a pure maid's attire suddenly appeared in his mind...

"Lu Xiaofeng, I bet, if you walk out of Wanmei Villa now, you will definitely make countless men look back!"

Lu Xiaofeng looked annoyed...

Although he has a natural and unrestrained nature, he is not so unrestrained as to be a master of women's clothing...

"Lu Xiaofeng, this is called wearing women's clothing and causing harm to one side! Princess Danfeng may not be able to help but feel inferior..." Hao Jian said with a smile.

"Okay, just send it here! Lu Xiaofeng, I will do what I promised you!" Ximen Chuuxue said sternly, then turned around and headed towards Wanmei Villa without looking back...

Under the boundless twilight, Ximen Chuuxue's figure in white clothes disappeared, like a ray of white veil among endless rhododendron bushes, disappearing.

"Lu Xiaofeng, I have a question for you." Hao Jian looked at the sky and said suddenly.

Lu Xiaofeng was startled for a moment, and then said weakly: "You son of a bitch~ you~ what do you want to ask my family?"

"Ouch! Shut up!" Hao Jian felt a sudden spasm in his stomach.

He pondered for a while, and said, "Let me ask you, if you were shitting in the toilet and were stabbed suddenly, would you finish the shit first or go after the murderer first?"

"..." Hua Manlou gently covered his mouth and nose, the question seemed to be a bit strong.

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't stop laughing, "Of course we should go after the murderer first...what else? Who cares about shit at this time..."

"Ouch!" Hua Manlou also retched this time...

Hao Jian pursed his lips and said: "You really don't care! I think you can call someone first, and then chase while pulling, so as to leave some clues for Ximen Chuuxue who heard the sound!"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

What a goddamn "clue"!
"Then the question is, what did I do wrong, did I pull him on the head? Otherwise, why would he stab me?" Lu Xiaofeng asked back.

Hao Jian pondered for a while, and replied: "Maybe...he is more anxious to eat! I think you are too slow!"

"Uh... vomit... vomit..." Hua Manlou hid his face and ran away, unable to continue listening...

Lu Xiaofeng tried his best to calm down his breath, "... Bitch, you are really disgusting, fucking open the door for disgusting, it's so disgusting!"

Hao Jian was shocked when he heard the sound, and then the shock continued, and the shock continued!
"Hey, you still talk allegory? I think you're the toad wearing a bridle—what kind of beast are you?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

"Also, I think you are like a toad jumping on a plate - I don't know how much you weigh?" Hao Jian suddenly seemed to have activated the soul of the mysterious allegory, and burst out of his mouth like a cannonball.

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes gradually widened and his mouth opened, but he realized that he hadn't thought of the next allusion to go back, Hao Jian's desperate three times had already arrived...

"I think you are that toad who jumped into the well!"

Lu Xiaofeng asked blankly, "How do you say it?"

Hao Jian laughed strangely, "Plop!"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

At this moment, an ethereal singing sound suddenly came from behind the hillside, it was a woman's voice.

"Feiyan, it's Shangguan Feiyan!" Hua Manlou's expression suddenly became joyful, and he flew towards where the sound came from.

Lu Xiaofeng's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly followed.

Although Hao Jian knew the answer, he didn't point it out.

Under the moonlight, there was a group of black shadows of the mountain temple, and there were still some lights in it.

Naturally, Huamanlou couldn't see the lights, but his steps were completely correct.

But near the mountain temple, the singing stopped abruptly.

Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou walked into the mountain temple, only to find that there was a dilapidated copper basin on the altar table in the temple, there was still clear water in the basin, and a strand of hair was floating there.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "If you heard it right, it should be Shangguan Feiyan who sang here just now and combed her hair with clear water as a mirror, but now her person is gone..."

Hua Manlou reached into the basin, picked up the strand of hair, and gently stroked, "That's right, this is Feiyan's hair."

At this moment, a gust of wind swept into the mountain god temple, and the mountain god statue in front of the altar suddenly cracked.

The two backed away quickly, avoiding the permeating dust, and then found a person hanging in mid-air on the wall behind the mountain god statue.

A dead man, the blood is not dry yet!
A pair of judge pens were inserted through the chest, and he was nailed to the wall. There were still two pieces of cloth floating on the pens, and there were two lines of blood on them.

"Blood for Blood"

"This is the example of meddling"

Dugu Fang!
This dead man was actually Dugu Fang!
At the first moment, Lu Xiaofeng thought of Tsing Yi Lou, "This is for the two of us to see! But, why is there Shangguan Feiyan?"

Hua Manlou was startled, and blurted out: "She has been missing for a long time, did she actually land in Tsing Yi Lou?"

The concern is palpable!
Seeing Hua Manlou's appearance, Lu Xiaofeng lamented: "It's over, it's over, Hua Manlou, you really fell in love with that mysterious woman!"

He knows Huamanlou very well!
Hao Jian stood at the entrance of the temple and said with a smile: "Huamanlou, looking at your expression, I know that you really want to have sex with that Shangguan Feiyan! However, the more you do this, the less you can get it! As the saying goes, licking dogs, Lick the dog, lick until the end, nothing; warm man, warm man, warm to the end, the warmer the harder..."

Hua Manlou Bing doesn't understand the meaning of "licking the dog", but he roughly understands the meaning of "warm man"...

Then Hua Manlou's expression became a little uncomfortable...

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't bear to watch the frustrated Huamanlou, and retorted: "As the saying goes, lovers will eventually get married! I believe Huamanlou will embrace a beautiful woman!"

Hao Jian shook his head, and thought to himself: You may not know, the Princess Danfeng who is flirting with you... is actually the Shangguan Feiyan that Hua Manlou misses so much!

"Ding! Host, the mission is ready, do you want to take it?" The system suddenly said cheerfully.

Hao Jian's heart skipped a beat, "What mission?"

"Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" world main task: No. [-] in the world!"

"Um, this task is a bit old-fashioned... System, are you out of your wits?" Hao Jian complained in his heart.

System: "...Bah! You are the donkey, the red carp and the green carp and the donkey!"

Hao Jian thought in his heart: "Hey, what about rewards? It's unreasonable not to give a better reward for such a difficult task! After all, there are many strong people in this world..."

The system said: "As a reward, hey, I can give the host a chance to open the blind box! This is a new ability I have after the world of "The Condor Shooting" is completed!"

"Huh? Blind box? You won't let me open a stinky tofu, right? Or...a rolled dough?" Hao Jian asked vigilantly.

"...I am more moral than the host!" The system said, "Hey, host, do you want to pick it up?"

"Accept! Why not answer!"

No matter how old-fashioned tasks are, they are also tasks...

Besides, judging from the past experience of the weak amateur system, ordering a stinky tofu is... a bit difficult!

This system of ours... probably doesn't have the experience of being so proficient in pit hosts!
"( ) Good!" The system disappeared after finishing speaking.

……

　It will be on the shelves tomorrow, brothers, beg for the first order...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)