The Heavens: From Shooting the Eagle

Chapter 305 More Than Just Sadness (Two in One, Please Subscribe)

The Great Golden Crow opened his eyes, and saw two figures, the canopy and the curtain, blocking him like two mountains.

"Are you going to stop me?"

Hao Jian looked at the Second Senior Brother and Junior Brother Sha calmly.

Tianpeng said in a deep voice: "Hao Jian, stop it...he is the son of the Jade Emperor!"

Rolling shutter stared at Hao Jian dully, without saying a word, just clenched the crescent shovel in his hand.

"What about the Jade Emperor's son? Since you want to kill me, you should be prepared to be killed by me! If the tiger doesn't show its power, the Jade Emperor will treat me as a sick cat?" Hao Jian sneered, holding his left hand Feeling guilty, XingXiu Jie appeared on his right hand again, full of fighting spirit.

Tianpeng said helplessly: "Hao Jian, you have saved the prisoners of the Heavenly Court one after another. If the Jade Emperor does nothing, what is the majesty of the Heavenly Court?"

Hao Jian let out a long laugh, and said loudly: "So what if we are saved? So what if the majesty is gone? It is true that the Jade Emperor is the ruler of the Three Realms, but can he really rule everything?"

Rolling curtain angrily said: "The Jade Emperor rules the Three Realms, why can't he rule everything?"

Hao Jian looked at the rolling shutter with a bit of pity in his eyes, and said leisurely: "Okay, then, can the Jade Emperor control people's hearts? Can he decide other people's thoughts? Can he decide that you two will always be loyal to him?"

"You...you're making excuses, you're exaggerating!" Tianpeng said in a deep voice.

Hao Jian said cheerfully, "That's right, I'm just making excuses, what can you do to me?"

Canopy: "Uh... are you so interesting?"

Hao Jian curled his lips and said, "What do you mean?"

Canopy said: "You know what I mean!"

Hao Jian said: "But you don't know what I mean."

Canopy said helplessly, "So what do you mean?"

Hao Jian raised the sword in his hand, and said with a sneer, "If you are still so stupid, you might be knocked down from the mortal world one day. If you stop me like this, I will tell you with the sword in your hand. What do you mean."

Canopy shook his head and said with a smile: "How can nonsense talk disturb my mind? You can only use violence to solve problems. You are really interesting."

Hao Jian said leisurely: "I can only use violence to solve problems, but I can make you mean people dare not be interesting."

Rolling shutter: (+﹏+)~.

Can you guys talk nicely?

Is the word count interesting?

At this moment, Hao Jian and Tianpeng seemed to feel the resentment of the rolling curtain, and said in unison: "That's what it means!"

After all, they glanced at each other, Tianpeng sighed and said: "Brother Jian, can I call you brother? Let's stop making trouble in the heavenly court and go back to Huashan..."

Hao Jian said calmly: "No! Unless the Jade Emperor personally apologizes to me and answers a question that satisfies me... Otherwise, I will smash this broken Nantian Gate with one sword! Then I will go all the way in... ..."

"Don't, don't, don't, don't! Roll up the curtain, report it to the Jade Emperor!"

Rolling shutter is an honest person, upon hearing this, he hurriedly headed towards Yaochi.

He didn't ask Tianpeng why he didn't go...

……

Yaochi.

"Juanlian, how is the situation now?" The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother hurriedly asked when they saw the rolling shutter coming in.

Rolling shutter said dully: "Reporting to Your Majesty, Niang Niang, the situation is like this... Hao Jian wants you to apologize to him personally and answer his questions, otherwise, he will smash the Nantian Gate and rush in to ask His Majesty for an explanation." !"

"Ridiculous!" the Queen Mother said angrily, "Your Majesty, you cannot accept such a threat! Otherwise, what is the majesty of the Heavenly Court?"

The Jade Emperor sighed, "The Nantian Gate is gone... My majesty will also be gone."

Queen Mother: "..."

"I am the Supreme Being of the Three Realms in name, but in reality? After all, I am not strong enough... Roll up the curtain and drive the Nantian Gate!" The Jade Emperor said in a deep voice.

The Queen Mother looked at the somewhat disappointed Jade Emperor, sighed, and said no more.

A moment later, surrounded by rolling curtains and heavenly soldiers and generals, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother came outside the Nantian Gate.

Here, Tianpeng, Da Jinwu, and San Jinwu looked at Hao Jian warily.

Looking at Hao Jian, the Jade Emperor took a deep breath and said solemnly, "Your name is Hao Jian?"

Hao Jian looked around, as if he didn't hear it.

Just as he imagined, the Jade Emperor at this time...

What a fool!
The huge Heavenly Court has been organized like this, and there are only the canopy, the curtain and a few Golden Crow generals...

"What did I ask you? Your name is Hao Jian?" Jade Emperor asked again holding back his anger.

Hao Jian turned around in astonishment, and said blankly, "I didn't call?"

The Jade Emperor was taken aback for a moment, and almost didn't realize it, so he just laughed angrily, "It's me calling Hao Jian, is that okay?"

Hao Jian said with a light smile: "Then continue, I am the landlord!"

"Landlord?" The Jade Emperor was confused again, looking at the big golden crow suspiciously, "big golden crow, isn't he Hao Jian?"

Da Jinwu said blankly: "I dare not lie to my father, he... he is Hao Jian!"

I don't know why, but every time the Great Golden Crow answers, he always starts with "I dare not lie to my father"...

The Jade Emperor suddenly understood, and said in a deep voice, "Don't pretend to be crazy! Hao Jian, what do you want to ask?"

Hao Jian smiled, looked directly at the Jade Emperor and said, "Who is pretending to be crazy?"

"Presumptuous, how dare you look directly at His Majesty!" the Queen Mother shouted.

Hao Jian said coldly: "Men talk, women don't interrupt!"

The Queen Mother was furious, "You..."

The Jade Emperor raised his hand, took another deep breath, and said silently in his heart: "Don't be angry, don't be angry... I am the Lord of the Heavenly Court, calm down, calm down..."

After a long while, he forced a smile on his face, "Guess, I listened to the slander and used weapons recklessly. It was all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding..."

"Misunderstand?"

The Jade Emperor hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, it's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"

Hao Jian said leisurely: "Why is there a misunderstanding, let me hear it?"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Looking at the aggrieved expression on the Jade Emperor's face, Hao Jian smiled and said, "Okay, I won't make things difficult for you, after all, you are the Supreme Being of the Three Realms..."

Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past the Jade Emperor's heart...

Hao Jian said again: "Well, let me ask your majesty a question, if your majesty can answer it, let's let this matter go, how about it?"

The Jade Emperor lifted his spirits, "It's a deal!"

Hao Jian pondered for a while, and said slowly: "Life problems. Excuse me, what can a woman say to make a man the saddest?"

The Jade Emperor was lost on the spot, "This...does this have something to do with the current situation?"

Hao Jian shook his head, "It's okay. You just answer..."

The Jade Emperor tentatively said: "The woman said: 'Are you not good enough for me?'"

Hao Jian sneered and said, "What's so sad about that?"

The Jade Emperor looked around for help, and both the Golden Crow God General and the rolling shutter lowered their heads.

"Canopy, tell me!"

Tianpeng said innocently: "Your Majesty, the little god doesn't understand women's hearts..."

As he spoke, he winked at the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor understood, and quickly looked at the Queen Mother, "Your Majesty, you are a woman, what do you think?"

Queen Mother: "..."

She stared at the Jade Emperor viciously, "Don't ask me, I don't know!"

The Jade Emperor was at a loss, "If you don't know, you don't know. Why are you yelling at me?"

Hao Jian shook his head and said: "It's such a big heaven, it's impossible to answer such a simple question... What's the use of this heaven? It's better to use it as a pig farm!"

As soon as this remark came out, all the immortals glared at Hao Jian.

Tianpeng said unconvinced: "Hao Jian, tell me, what is the answer?"

Hao Jian looked at the Jade Emperor and found that his eyes were also full of curiosity, so he said slowly: "The woman said: 'Did you... come in?'"

Jade Emperor: "..."

As the Lord of the Three Realms, when had he heard such nasty jokes in public...

No, all the gods were stunned, and immediately laughed out loud.

As for the Queen Mother, she was almost dying of shame and anger!

Tianpeng's eyes widened, and he said in shock, "This... is more than just sad, it's just murder!"

Hao Jian smiled and said, "Since I didn't answer, how about I make a condition?"

The Jade Emperor was afraid that this guy would utter some wild words again, so he coughed lightly and said, "Don't say such... nonsense!"

Hao Jian was about to speak, when a very soft voice suddenly came from his ear, "I want some benefits, just take it when you see it! The Jade Emperor is in a hurry. Once the Golden Crow formation is launched, hundreds of millions of lives will be burned, and karma will be entangled!"

Hao Jian's heart was shocked, and he recognized that it was the voice of the Great Master Xuandu.

"Damn it, I almost forgot that the Jade Emperor held a nuclear weapon..." A thin layer of cold sweat suddenly formed on his back.

If the Jade Emperor really got ruthless and released the Golden Crow Formation, not one or two people would die in the entire mortal world, that could be called endless karma...

It's scary to think about!
What's more, apart from the Golden Crow formation...

Heaven is still holding the weak water of the Tianhe River!
Thinking of this, Hao Jian changed his mind, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, you all said that you misunderstood, and I didn't answer my question. You must give me some compensation, right?"

The Jade Emperor said, "What compensation do you want?"

"I heard...there is a flat peach garden in Heaven, why don't you pay me a flat peach tree, Your Majesty?" Hao Jian said meanly.

The Queen Mother became anxious when she heard this, and said angrily: "Absolutely not!"

This is her baby!
The Jade Emperor pondered for a while, and said slowly: "Peach root is the most precious treasure in heaven, I must not give it to you, at most I will give you some flat peaches! This is my bottom line!"

Hao Jian's heart moved, and he said with embarrassment: "Your Majesty... just give me one of the flat peach trees in the garden! Don't be so stingy..."

The Queen Mother raised her brows upside down, gritted her teeth and said, "You're dreaming!"

The Jade Emperor sighed: "Hao Jian, I told you, at most I will give you some peaches!"

Hao Jian rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Then... let's do it! I heard that among the 3000 flat peach trees, the first 6000 have small flowers and fruits, which ripen every 9000 years; ripe; there are [-] purple-striped fine-core trees in the back, ripening once every [-] years! If you don’t give peach trees, then the purple-striped fine-cored flat peaches will make do, come one hundred and eighty, and taste the saltiness!”

The Jade Emperor's face turned dark again, "You've inquired so clearly! Since you know the preciousness of the purple-patterned fine kernels, which can be cooked every ten thousand years, how dare you ask for one hundred and eighty? Is it okay?"

Hao Jian said: "Your Majesty, you are also the Lord of the Three Realms after all, can you be more generous? You can't bear to part with a few rotten peaches?"

The Jade Emperor glanced at the Queen Mother, and said in a deep voice: "Hao Jian, don't open your mouth like a lion! I can give you flat peaches with purple patterns and fine cores, but I can give you ten at most! Once ripened in 9000 years, people eat the same life. , the sun and the moon are the same, don't you know what is good or bad!"

"Ten? That's too little... No, you can add something else, such as golden pills, immortal brews and the like!"

At this moment, Hao Jian turned into a bargaining aunt in the vegetable market in the afterlife, and began to bargain with the Jade Emperor.

Later, the Jade Emperor was really annoyed by Hao Jian, so he said helplessly: "All right, all right, I am the master, I will give you ten flat peaches, five altars of immortal wine, and a pot of golden pills made by the Supreme Lord! No further bargaining is allowed. !"

Hao Jian chuckled and said, "It's a deal!"

After a while, several fairies came outside the Nantian Gate holding flat peaches, golden pills and immortal wine.

The Jade Emperor glanced at it and said lightly, "Are you satisfied now?"

Hao Jian didn't answer, and came to the fairies to inspect the goods one by one.

The Jade Emperor's face was distorted, "I am the Ninth Five-Year Lord, can I still lie to you?"

After Hao Jian finished the inspection, he waved his hand, put all the things into the storage bag, and cupped his hands, "Thank you, Your Majesty! Then... I will go down!"

After all, Hao Jian, under the eyes of the gods, floated through the fetal membrane of heaven and earth, and fell towards Huashan.

"Father, then... what about Yang Jiao? Are you still... arresting him?" Da Jinwu tentatively asked.

The Jade Emperor was on fire when he heard the words and said angrily: "Trash! It's all trash! You can't even stop a single one of you trash, and I've lost all my face... you dare to mention Yang Jiao to me, Do you think I have too many flat peaches?"

Da Jinwu's face froze, and he quickly knelt down and said, "I know I was wrong..."

"One hundred rods are used as a warning to others!" Jade Emperor said, still angry.

After all, he walked towards the heaven angrily.

After everyone had left and the big golden crow was beaten to pieces, the canopy came to him and sighed: "Big golden crow, you are not short-hearted, you are really stupid! This beating is not injustice. !"

……

Huashan, ruined temple.

Several days passed, Yang Jiao watched the heavenly soldiers and generals scattered all over the sky, but he still didn't see Hao Jian coming back, so he couldn't help feeling anxious.

"Master... nothing will happen in Heaven, right?"

At this moment, a figure descended from the sky and landed at the gate of the temple.

Yang Jiao took a closer look and was overjoyed, "Master, you are back. The heavenly soldiers and generals have all withdrawn..."

Hao Jian smiled and said: "I know, Tianting has softened, and in a short time, he will not come to trouble our master and apprentice again."

"Really? Master, how did you do it?" Yang Jiao asked.

Hao Jian briefly told Yang Jiao about the Nantianmen.

After that, he took out the flat peach and said with a smile: "This is the best flat peach in the Queen Mother's peach garden. It blooms in 3000 years, bears fruit in another 3000 years, and matures in another 3000 years. People who eat it live the same life as the sky and the earth, and the same age as the sun and the moon! Come, taste..."

Yang Jiao asked in surprise, "For... mine?"

"Otherwise, is there anyone else here?" Hao Jian pouted, "You don't want to eat? It's fine if you don't eat..."

"Don't, Master!" Yang Jiao quickly took it from Hao Jian's hand, and looked at it happily, "Thank you, Master!"

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