The Heavens: From Shooting the Eagle

Chapter 55

In front of the Jicui Pavilion, Huang Yaoshi and Hao Jian stood opposite each other.

Hong Qigong and the old naughty boy volunteered to serve as referees...

Qin Nanqin became Hao Jian's group of relatives and friends without hesitation.

Huang Rong naturally supported her father...

As for Guo Jing, he was at a loss!
Hao Jian pondered for a while, and said loudly: "Please listen to the first question: Say, it's obviously cold, why don't you add clothes to the weather, but I have to add clothes?"

boom!
Huang Yaoshi's brain exploded, almost exploded!

"This... What kind of inexplicable question is this? It's cold, of course people add clothes, what clothes do we add to the sky?"

Hao Jian smiled and said, "That's right, that's the problem! Tell me the reason, don't you repeat my question?"

Huang Yaoshi only felt the buzzing in his head...

He never dreamed that Hao Jian would come up with such a question...

Is this really human thinking?
At this moment, Huang Yaoshi felt that the various schools of thought, medical divination, astrology, astronomy and geography, and Qimen Dunjia that he had been familiar with for many years were all in vain...

Confucius would not ask such a boring question, would he?
As for Huang Rong, she sighed a long time, "I knew..."

"Hey, Island Master Huang, we don't play tricks like that! Don't delay if you can't answer..." Hao Jian said with a smile.

Huang Yaoshi snorted coldly, and said expressionlessly, "Let your kid get a point first!"

"Brother Hao is awesome!" Qin Nanqin cheered.

Huang Rong gave Hao Jian a deadly stare...

The old naughty boy exclaimed with great vigor: "Congratulations, little bitch, let's go to the city first! Huang Laoxie, it's up to you to come up with a question!"

Huang Yaoshi walked around a few steps, pondered for a moment, and suddenly said: "Listen up! There are old and young disciples of Confucius, how many are the crowned ones, and how many are young?"

"Good question!" Huang Rong immediately clapped her hands and applauded. Judging by her expression, she seemed to be taking care of her father.

"Hey, little bitch, can you answer it? Don't let Huang Laoxie get too complacent..." The old naughty boy said nervously.

Hao Jian smiled slightly, "What's so difficult about this? There is a saying in "The Analects of Confucius": those who are in late spring, the spring clothes are ready, five or six people are crowned, and six or seven boys are bathing in Yi, dancing in the wind, singing and returning. Five or six Thirty, six, seven, and 42 are exactly the 72 sages under Confucius' sect, so the crowned one is thirty, and the boy is 42..."

Huang Yaoshi was taken aback, and looked at Hao Jian with a little more admiration...

This answer is obviously a bit far-fetched, but such fallacious nonsense... It is indeed an answer, and it is really smart enough!
"It would be great if Guo Jing, a foolish boy, had half his intelligence..."

"Okay, good, good! Great, now the little bitch gets one point, and Huang Laoxie still gets zero points!" The old naughty boy danced happily, "I have to say, there is not much time left for Huang Laoxie... It's gone!"

"Shut up! Old naughty boy! Talk nonsense again... I won't talk to you anymore!" Huang Rong said fiercely.

"Rong'er...be safe and don't be impatient!" Huang Yaoshi yelled, and immediately said, "Hao Jian, you can continue with the question."

Hao Jian secretly praised Huang Yaoshi's demeanor, pondered for a while, and continued: "Please listen to the question: use a hedgehog as a hedgehog, will the hedgehog be stabbed by the hedgehog? Or, the hedgehog's hedgehog will be stabbed What about hedgehog thorns?"

Yaoshi Huang: "???"

Is this a question that people can think of?

"It's wonderful, it's so wonderful! Little bitch, how did you come up with these weird questions? Teach me, teach me, and I will worship you as my teacher later!" The old naughty boy's eyes were shining , he suddenly felt that the stone ball game he played against Huang Laoxie in the past was simply too boring...

On Huang Yaoshi's pale face...a look of bewilderment appeared again...

In my mind, there seemed to be two little hedgehogs fighting each other desperately...

"I don't know! Tell me, what's the answer?" After pondering for a while, Huang Yaoshi snorted coldly.

Hao Jian spread his hands, "I don't know..."

"I don't know if you still ask me?"

Hao Jian chuckled, "Ask only if you don't know! Besides, this bet is not for the other party to answer the question... As for whether the questioner will know the question...is it important?"

Huang Yaoshi was speechless.

"Huang Laoxie, two points! If you still can't help the little bitch this time, you will lose two games in a row, and you will be defeated directly!" The old urchin reminded thoughtfully.

Huang Yaoshi said angrily: "You don't need to say it!"

"Hey, look, look, I'm in a hurry... Huang Yaoshi, Dongxie, a member of Wujue Zhong, is actually in a hurry... Hahahaha..." The old naughty boy became more and more happy, and he didn't care about Huang Yaoshi's mood...

"Brother Yao, this question...you have to do it well!" Hong Qigong felt a little sympathetic to Huang Yaoshi...

Huang Yaoshi nodded slightly, paced back and forth unconsciously, thinking about what kind of questions to use to stump Hao Jian...

After hesitating for a while, Huang Yaoshi said slowly: "This old man has an absolute, just try it out!"

Hao Jian raised his eyebrows. This is... pretending to be my best field?

"Island Master Huang, please tell me!"

Huang Yaoshi said slowly: "My upper couplet is: Qin Se Pipa, like the Eight Great Kings."

Hao Jian was taken aback, this couplet... is indeed extremely difficult!
Where is the difficulty?
The difficulty lies in the fact that "Qin, Se, Pi, Pa" are just composed of eight Wang characters.

But in fact, Hao Jian is really right, not to mention the subtitle of "the ghosts and monsters, the four little ghosts have their own intestines", even "the bladder is swollen and lying on the side for four months" can be regarded as the subtitle...

Hao Jian pretended to be contemplating for a long while, stepped forward, then backed away, murmured to himself, and finally shook his head, showing a bit of shame, "This...is really eternal! Island Master Huang In this round, even if you, Qin Shihuang, took an anesthesia pill - you won the anesthesia!"

That's right, he's playing Huang Huang again...

The acting is vivid and penetrating!
Huang Yaoshi finally showed a smile. In fact, he was quite proud of proposing this upper line, because the second line of this pair, even with his ingenuity, came up with months of thinking...

"Okay, this round, Huang Laoxie and the little bitch are tied!" The old urchin laughed, "You have to work harder, little bitch! Otherwise, your precious cheat book will be given away for nothing. "

Hao Jian laughed, "If the skill is not as good as others, what's the point of sending the cheat book?"

"Little brother, please come up with the third question." Huang Yaoshi regained some confidence and stood with his hands behind his back.

Hao Jian pondered for a while, and said: "Please listen to the question: Say, if two people make a cut in their arms at the same time, will the flesh grow together if they are butted?"

Huang Yaoshi smiled slightly, "Why is this so difficult? The answer is no! I am not talented, but my medical skills are not bad."

"That's great!" Huang Rong said joyfully, as long as Hao Jian was stumped by the answer to this question, it would be a draw again!
Hao Jian smiled, "Wrong!"

Huang Yaoshi's smile gradually disappeared, "Why?"

Hao Jian laughed and said, "The answer is yes! In fact, for this phenomenon, we generally call it...'couple'!"

Huang Yaoshi: "..."

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　Thanks again to "LYL60" for the reward of 1500 point coins, okay~
　　Later there will be...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)