The Heavens: From Shooting the Eagle
Chapter 97 I, Hao Jian, specialize in treating oral hilarity (for further reading)
Chapter 97 I, Hao Jian, specialize in treating oral hilarity (for further reading)
The first night in the ancient world was really wonderful!
Perhaps it was because he had been in the gold-type world for a long time, but when he just came to the ancient-type world, Hao Jian felt that the air here seemed to be full of liveliness and romance.
Even the brothel's business is better than that of the gold world. Whether it is the Yihonglou that passed by just now, or the Yingchun Pavilion in front of him at this moment, the same crowds of people...
Just like...
Modern supermarkets are generally bustling.
There was a big red lantern hanging outside the door, and it radiated crimson light in the night, unscrupulously luring men to come here to spend a good night.
After all, the girls here are the most beautiful, they don't want your car, your house, you go shopping and watching movies with them all day long, and they don't ask you what to do when your aunt comes...
They will only meekly turn into a row of sockets on lonely nights, waiting for a plug.
Is it too much for a girl like this to ask you how many taels of silver you want?
Hao Jian stopped at the gate of Yingchun Pavilion, lost in thought...
"Little brother, come and play inside~~~" The girl at the door gently waved the silk scarf in her hand, her voice full of charm.
Hao Jian hesitated for two seconds, and in those two seconds, he heard the sound of horseshoes again.
In a blink of an eye, the two riders rushed to the gate of Yingchun Pavilion like the wind.
One is a big man with a scar, and the other is a big man with a purple face. Anyway, they don't look like good stubble...
"It's his fault that he can't sleep without a woman! So, he must be here!" the man with the scar said in a deep voice.
The purple-faced man nodded, raised his whip, and rode straight into the Yingchun Pavilion!
Hao Jian watched this, and suddenly understood, and immediately followed in with a smile.
The originally bustling Yingchun Pavilion rushed in with two knights, causing chaos in an instant.
And the two of them didn't stop, walked through the lobby and went straight into the backyard, asked casually, and then rushed straight into a peach blossom forest on the left.
In the peach blossom hall in the peach blossom forest, the cups and plates are scattered, and the wine jar is empty.
The big man with the scar took a glance and rushed into the back hall, but the scene in front of him made him stunned again.
There were four people kneeling upright in front of them, dressed in gorgeous clothes, but with various patterns and handwriting painted on their faces.
The first one drew a turtle on his forehead, with the words "I am a turtle" on his face;
The second one has a bastard painted on his forehead, with the words "I am a bastard" on his face;
The third "I am a live pig";
The fourth "I am a soil dog".
The scar-faced and purple-faced man couldn't straighten up his back from laughing, and Hao Jian, who was following them, was also secretly laughing...
Lu Xiaofeng is indeed an interesting person!
These four people are naturally the Four Masters of Jiangdong, and they can't move any of them, wishing they died on the spot...
Then, they saw Hao Jian behind the two of them, but the two of them didn't notice it.
The purple-faced man couldn't stop laughing wildly: "Hahahaha... everyone is welcome to come in and visit the famous Jiangdong Four Heroes. No matter who comes in to take a look, I will give him ten taels of silver!"
"So good?" Hao Jian ran to the front hall immediately, and directly attracted the guests from Yingchun Pavilion...
And the girls!
In order to earn this money, some girls don't even have time to get dressed...
"Everyone come and take a look... This master said that as long as anyone comes in to take a look at these four people, he will get ten taels of silver! Ten taels of silver!" Hao Jian said loudly.
The purple-faced man turned his head and saw that there were people's heads all over the place, and there were people who heard the news from behind, and they all stood outside the peach blossom forest!
He's all bad...
Hao Jian stood at the front, "Yinzi..."
I'm sorry, I'm a person who only treats hi...
Today, I must see you go bankrupt!
The purple-faced man's face turned purple-black, and angrily slapped out an ingot of gold ingots.
"This may not be enough..." Hao Jian rubbed his chin and said.
The purple-faced man was stunned, and said angrily, "I have at least 100 taels, you still don't have enough?"
Hao Jian said leisurely: "You said that you will pay ten taels of silver for one look. I have been looking at it for so long, and at least I have a hundred and eighty eyes... Would you like to do the math?"
"Okay, okay, okay! My Soul Hooker has opened my eyes today, and someone actually blackmailed me!" The purple-faced man laughed wildly, and took out a thick stack of banknotes from his arms, and put them in his pocket. On a bright hook in his hand, "Come and get it, I'm afraid you will get it if you don't want to spend it!"
Hao Jian chuckled, "Didn't the knife pull your ass, just to open your eyes!"
While laughing, he reached out to grab the banknote, and the eyes of the crowd behind him went straight!
This pile of bank notes, at least sixty-seven thousand taels of silver, right?
"Damn, with this vote, I can live in Yingchun Pavilion for several years!" This is the guest.
"Oh, I have earned enough money to redeem myself!" This was what the girls thought.
"My money is not so easy to get!" A fierce light flashed in the eyes of the soul-hunting hand, and the hook suddenly accelerated, heading straight for Hao Jian's eyes.
The title of Soul Hooker was earned by the eyes of countless people!
The smile on Hao Jian's face did not change, his right hand continued to stick out unabated, but he just grabbed the hook of the hook of the soul-hunting hand, and flipped it over lightly. None of the silver notes on it fell, and it fell to the ground. Hao Jian's hands.
The Soul Hooker only felt a colossal force coming from the silver hook, and looked at the hook in horror, only to find that the hook, which was extremely sharp and stronger than fine steel, had been caught into twists...
The audience was silent, and everyone's eyes were on Hao Jianjian.
Hao Jian said leisurely: "I got my money, what about theirs? Look how hard it is for the girls to earn some money, their thighs are exposed... If I can't make money, I will be killed by the girls." Hate it?"
Hooking Hand's face was extremely ugly, while the other scarred man clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Good martial arts! Our brothers are blind..."
As he said that, he took out a stack of thicker banknotes from his bosom, "Everyone has seen the majesty of the Jiangdong Four Heroes, here is 1 taels, let's divide it according to our ability!"
After finishing speaking, he raised his hand, and the sky was full of silver bills. Countless people immediately erupted, looting frantically, and the scene was very chaotic.
As for the Jiangdong Four Heroes, each of them looked extremely ugly!
Really large social death scene!
It's a pity that their acupoints were locked and they couldn't move, otherwise their toes might have scratched out a picture of going up the river during the Qingming Festival...
Naturally, Hao Jian didn't reduce Mantian's banknotes, looked at the two of them and said with a smile: "You want to find Lu Xiaofeng, right? For the sake of spending a lot of money, I can give you a piece of information for free!"
The Hooking Hand trembled, "What information?"
He and the iron-masked judge came from Tsing Yi Building, so naturally they didn't take the money to heart.
Hao Jian laughed, "If you want to find Lu Xiaofeng, you should first find the proprietress!"
The iron-masked judge was taken aback, "Miss Boss?"
There are countless bosses in this world, how do you find them?
Hao Jian pondered for a while, and said, "Don't understand? Now, I'll ask you a question. If you can answer it, I'll say it again. How about it?"
……
(End of this chapter)
The first night in the ancient world was really wonderful!
Perhaps it was because he had been in the gold-type world for a long time, but when he just came to the ancient-type world, Hao Jian felt that the air here seemed to be full of liveliness and romance.
Even the brothel's business is better than that of the gold world. Whether it is the Yihonglou that passed by just now, or the Yingchun Pavilion in front of him at this moment, the same crowds of people...
Just like...
Modern supermarkets are generally bustling.
There was a big red lantern hanging outside the door, and it radiated crimson light in the night, unscrupulously luring men to come here to spend a good night.
After all, the girls here are the most beautiful, they don't want your car, your house, you go shopping and watching movies with them all day long, and they don't ask you what to do when your aunt comes...
They will only meekly turn into a row of sockets on lonely nights, waiting for a plug.
Is it too much for a girl like this to ask you how many taels of silver you want?
Hao Jian stopped at the gate of Yingchun Pavilion, lost in thought...
"Little brother, come and play inside~~~" The girl at the door gently waved the silk scarf in her hand, her voice full of charm.
Hao Jian hesitated for two seconds, and in those two seconds, he heard the sound of horseshoes again.
In a blink of an eye, the two riders rushed to the gate of Yingchun Pavilion like the wind.
One is a big man with a scar, and the other is a big man with a purple face. Anyway, they don't look like good stubble...
"It's his fault that he can't sleep without a woman! So, he must be here!" the man with the scar said in a deep voice.
The purple-faced man nodded, raised his whip, and rode straight into the Yingchun Pavilion!
Hao Jian watched this, and suddenly understood, and immediately followed in with a smile.
The originally bustling Yingchun Pavilion rushed in with two knights, causing chaos in an instant.
And the two of them didn't stop, walked through the lobby and went straight into the backyard, asked casually, and then rushed straight into a peach blossom forest on the left.
In the peach blossom hall in the peach blossom forest, the cups and plates are scattered, and the wine jar is empty.
The big man with the scar took a glance and rushed into the back hall, but the scene in front of him made him stunned again.
There were four people kneeling upright in front of them, dressed in gorgeous clothes, but with various patterns and handwriting painted on their faces.
The first one drew a turtle on his forehead, with the words "I am a turtle" on his face;
The second one has a bastard painted on his forehead, with the words "I am a bastard" on his face;
The third "I am a live pig";
The fourth "I am a soil dog".
The scar-faced and purple-faced man couldn't straighten up his back from laughing, and Hao Jian, who was following them, was also secretly laughing...
Lu Xiaofeng is indeed an interesting person!
These four people are naturally the Four Masters of Jiangdong, and they can't move any of them, wishing they died on the spot...
Then, they saw Hao Jian behind the two of them, but the two of them didn't notice it.
The purple-faced man couldn't stop laughing wildly: "Hahahaha... everyone is welcome to come in and visit the famous Jiangdong Four Heroes. No matter who comes in to take a look, I will give him ten taels of silver!"
"So good?" Hao Jian ran to the front hall immediately, and directly attracted the guests from Yingchun Pavilion...
And the girls!
In order to earn this money, some girls don't even have time to get dressed...
"Everyone come and take a look... This master said that as long as anyone comes in to take a look at these four people, he will get ten taels of silver! Ten taels of silver!" Hao Jian said loudly.
The purple-faced man turned his head and saw that there were people's heads all over the place, and there were people who heard the news from behind, and they all stood outside the peach blossom forest!
He's all bad...
Hao Jian stood at the front, "Yinzi..."
I'm sorry, I'm a person who only treats hi...
Today, I must see you go bankrupt!
The purple-faced man's face turned purple-black, and angrily slapped out an ingot of gold ingots.
"This may not be enough..." Hao Jian rubbed his chin and said.
The purple-faced man was stunned, and said angrily, "I have at least 100 taels, you still don't have enough?"
Hao Jian said leisurely: "You said that you will pay ten taels of silver for one look. I have been looking at it for so long, and at least I have a hundred and eighty eyes... Would you like to do the math?"
"Okay, okay, okay! My Soul Hooker has opened my eyes today, and someone actually blackmailed me!" The purple-faced man laughed wildly, and took out a thick stack of banknotes from his arms, and put them in his pocket. On a bright hook in his hand, "Come and get it, I'm afraid you will get it if you don't want to spend it!"
Hao Jian chuckled, "Didn't the knife pull your ass, just to open your eyes!"
While laughing, he reached out to grab the banknote, and the eyes of the crowd behind him went straight!
This pile of bank notes, at least sixty-seven thousand taels of silver, right?
"Damn, with this vote, I can live in Yingchun Pavilion for several years!" This is the guest.
"Oh, I have earned enough money to redeem myself!" This was what the girls thought.
"My money is not so easy to get!" A fierce light flashed in the eyes of the soul-hunting hand, and the hook suddenly accelerated, heading straight for Hao Jian's eyes.
The title of Soul Hooker was earned by the eyes of countless people!
The smile on Hao Jian's face did not change, his right hand continued to stick out unabated, but he just grabbed the hook of the hook of the soul-hunting hand, and flipped it over lightly. None of the silver notes on it fell, and it fell to the ground. Hao Jian's hands.
The Soul Hooker only felt a colossal force coming from the silver hook, and looked at the hook in horror, only to find that the hook, which was extremely sharp and stronger than fine steel, had been caught into twists...
The audience was silent, and everyone's eyes were on Hao Jianjian.
Hao Jian said leisurely: "I got my money, what about theirs? Look how hard it is for the girls to earn some money, their thighs are exposed... If I can't make money, I will be killed by the girls." Hate it?"
Hooking Hand's face was extremely ugly, while the other scarred man clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Good martial arts! Our brothers are blind..."
As he said that, he took out a stack of thicker banknotes from his bosom, "Everyone has seen the majesty of the Jiangdong Four Heroes, here is 1 taels, let's divide it according to our ability!"
After finishing speaking, he raised his hand, and the sky was full of silver bills. Countless people immediately erupted, looting frantically, and the scene was very chaotic.
As for the Jiangdong Four Heroes, each of them looked extremely ugly!
Really large social death scene!
It's a pity that their acupoints were locked and they couldn't move, otherwise their toes might have scratched out a picture of going up the river during the Qingming Festival...
Naturally, Hao Jian didn't reduce Mantian's banknotes, looked at the two of them and said with a smile: "You want to find Lu Xiaofeng, right? For the sake of spending a lot of money, I can give you a piece of information for free!"
The Hooking Hand trembled, "What information?"
He and the iron-masked judge came from Tsing Yi Building, so naturally they didn't take the money to heart.
Hao Jian laughed, "If you want to find Lu Xiaofeng, you should first find the proprietress!"
The iron-masked judge was taken aback, "Miss Boss?"
There are countless bosses in this world, how do you find them?
Hao Jian pondered for a while, and said, "Don't understand? Now, I'll ask you a question. If you can answer it, I'll say it again. How about it?"
……
(End of this chapter)
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