Kuai Chuan: After Fengshen created the world, she failed as a salted fish

I am Yesuo, a down-and-out scholar, a historian, and a missionary.

At the same time, he is also an awakener.

The things I remember are so unbelievable that no one will believe me if I tell them.

There was a big problem with time in this world.

Time has been rewound at least twice.

There used to be many people, like me, who awakened their past life memories.

However, in this life, it seems that there are only two people left.

Maybe it doesn't make sense, I still want to record those things and those people one by one.

first generation.

After the great flood, another plague broke out, and the people were in dire straits.

The Western Tatars invaded, and East Tian crossed to the West.

Xia Yuguo entered the darkest history of humiliation, and a large amount of land was invaded.

The people living in it are not as good as pigs and dogs.

However, the heroes of Xia Yu don't want to kill the bandits, but only fight among themselves.

In the end it was Li Longying, known as Emperor Yu.

However, that is not a Mingjun.

After ascending the throne, he didn't think about driving bandits away, and he was licentious.

However, it didn't take long for time to go back.

Second world.

That's the real chaos.

There are constant changes, natural disasters are frequent, and the heroes are killed in a daze.

The king of war was not wronged, humiliated and beheaded by all his families, so the history of being humiliated and entered the customs by Xitar did not happen.

The old emperor Xia Yu passed away early.

The original sick prince came to the throne, but he was diligent in government affairs at the beginning, and worked hard to save the building from falling.

It's just that he has too many enemies and is exhausted.It didn't take long before the can was broken.

However, Li Longying, the last victor in the previous life, was confined to the northwest, unable to move.

Just because the biggest variable in this life is Los Angeles.

Oh, later it was renamed Wutong City.

Take the meaning of Fengqi Wutong.

That is where the true phoenix takes off.

Many people who should have been famous in history came out of it.

One: Dao Miao Xianzun, Huang Shisang.

This one is a real fairy.

Go to the sky to catch the moon, go to the sea to catch the dragon, start to count the past and present, and fall to know the future.

Anyway, it is omnipotent.

With great mercy and great compassion, he created Taoism and Immortal Cult, and saved Dawn from fire and water.

Leaving Dao Miao Xian Jing, leading people to be good, has far-reaching significance.

Ok.

Ok!

I admit that I actually made up many of them, but who made me her faithful believer?
Even sects, teachings, and scriptures were initiated and organized by me.

Maybe people don't know about it at all.

However, Xianzun behaved a little strangely afterwards.

It seems, it seems...

Some naive.

My lord, please forgive my offense.

The second character in Los Angeles: Tian Mengmeng, the daughter of Zhenhuang.

She is literary and military, knows people and uses them well, accepts advice widely, vigorously promotes benevolent governance, sets a precedent in history, and creates a prosperous age.

It's a pity that in the end, he mistrusted someone and was restrained by his closest relatives and the public opinion, so he failed to become emperor in the end.

It's embarrassing!

The third character in Los Angeles: the female master, Mu Yijuan.

According to the rumors, this is an immortal from the heavens who descended to the mortal world to go through calamities. Feeling sorry for the misery of the women in the world, he swore the oath of "if there is no difference in the world, I will not return to the throne of immortality".

I don't know how many people were touched by this.

In fact, I know a little bit of the inside story, but if I speak out, I am afraid of being beaten to death.

Not much to say!
Several reforms have laid a good foundation for the unification of Huangnu.

She advocated the abolition of part of the anti-business policy, which attracted countless business firms to join her, making Wutong City the wealthiest city.

She broke the courtyard wall, let the wind of freedom blow into the boudoir, and liberated women's minds.

She founded the Green Card Alliance to support disadvantaged groups, so that green card holders can truly enjoy equal treatment.

She set up teaching, encouraged female Enke, and sent a lot of talents to Wutong City.

In fact, it's not me who brags about my own fairy.

There is somewhat a shadow of the Immortal Venerable behind this person's achievements, but the Immortal Venerable doesn't seem to care.

The third character in Los Angeles: General Feng, Li Zhenzhen.

This is also a legendary woman.

She uses soldiers like a god, brave and good at fighting.

That year, [-] Kuangfu soldiers came to the city.

Wutong City has only [-] defenders.

Li Zhenzhen was ordered in danger and took command at the age of 9, leading the [-] newly formed Wutongfeng Army to face the [-] elite Kuangfu Army.

Let's fight!

Later, it was passed on as a miracle.

In fact, the truth is a little bit weird.

I don’t know how the girl did it. Before the battle, she gave a passionate and impassioned speech, which fooled most of Kuang Fujun...

No, I was so moved that I got cold feet.

He almost took down Li Longying, the king of Yu who was conquered by himself, and became a god in one battle.

However, it is not without consequences.

Such a bloody lesson made other heroes fearful.

As a result, the subsequent war developed in a weird direction.

When other armies encountered each other in pairs, they would generally follow some traditional war etiquette.

Handing out letters of war, beating drums, setting up formations, calling formations, fighting duels and so on.

However, as long as the opponent is Li Zhenzhen.

Then follow the fart's etiquette, shoot and kill with random arrows, and never give her a chance to say a word.

It also made Marshal Li scold a lot of them for not talking about martial arts.

Unfortunately.

This Xu has become famous at a young age, and he is suspected of being extremely intelligent.

After she got the first degree, she made no achievements.

Even because of his obsession with male sex, he did many absurd things.

In the battle with the new emperor Li Longyun, because he coveted his beauty, he was used by the enemy, which almost caused the entire Wutongfeng army to be wiped out.

Fortunately, the "Xianzun" made a move, and with the momentum of destroying the dead, the defeat was saved.

Los Angeles characters.

There are also left and right generals.

They are the left general Wang Conglin and the right general Wang Tong.

These two are also victorious generals.

And later took refuge in military advisor Lin Qingzhi.

This little-known physiognomist was killed by Huang Nv
Oh, and there is another one who is also famous.

Ye Suo, I'm here next time.

Pity.

Not long after Huangnu leveled Liuhe, time went back.

this life.

From the beginning, with a pious heart, I ran and broke my leg, wanting to repay Immortal Venerable's thigh as soon as possible.

Unexpectedly.

Xianzun, her old man is gone...