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Chapter 106 These celebrities are really hypocritical!
Seeing Lian Zhanlang Jingdu raising his hand, Wu Hu was even more speechless, it was all raising their hands!The waywardness at the beginning was equivalent to directly abolishing a survival tool, hey!

Wu Hu can only say: These celebrities are really hypocritical!
Sister Mina glanced at the iron pot and said, "Brother Hu, you can actually use a pot."

Wu Hu shook his head: "The honeycomb is built on the cliff. If you use a bucket, you can tie the bucket to your waist, so that it will be much easier for me to climb back to the cliff. If I use a pot or basin, I need to free up one hand to hold it." Now, how do you climb with one hand?"

Milk tea Lun asked: "Can we slide down? For example, let's prepare two ropes first, tie you with one rope, and hang you to the bottom of the cliff. After you cut the honeycomb and put it in the pot, then go down the other. A rope slides down..."

Zhan Langjing shook his head and said: "This is too dangerous. Although I heard from the old nonsense that the cliff is only less than ten meters away, once I fall from it, I think Fat Tiger will be out of the game."

"Cough cough..."

At this moment, Tie Tie clenched his fist, coughed lightly on his lips, and said, "I don't think it's better not to embarrass Brother Hu. Speaking of which, I have washed that bucket many times, and this time we all used It’s time to pack those oysters, abalones and conch, and it’s not necessary to continue to refuse to pack honey. But according to me, Brother Hu, it’s better not to take this risk. Let’s live in peace and security for the rest of the day , isn’t it pretty good too?”

Sister Mina glanced at the crowd, and nodded in agreement with 'hmm', "Before coming to this show, in the survival videos I watched, there were people drinking urine to quench their thirst!"

That is real survival!Let's have a show!

Lao Hu really wanted to say that, but finally shut up.Although it's called 'show', what if the netizens are serious?And girls don't mind, I'm a big man...

Ya Huazi looked at Wu Hu, and said seriously: "I think Tie Tie's suggestion is good!"

Zhan Langjing smiled and gestured to Wu Hu, "Tell me what you think! In fact, we don't want you to take risks. Last time, your vitals were not stung, and you can hide in the water. There is no way to hide in the water this time."

Indeed, if one jumped into the water with the hive in hand, the honey would be for nothing.

Wu Hu shook his head and said, "I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've made countless plans in my mind. I think it's worth a try. It's not that we need the honey, but we need to collect all the honey we can. Resources, to ensure the championship. As for accidents, no one can say when they will come. Now that we have seen them, if we don’t bring them back, I’m afraid that we may have regrets if we fail to win the championship.”

Hearing what Wu Hu said, Zhan Langjing patted his thigh and said: "Then it's settled, just use that bucket! In the future, everyone will stop mentioning the bucket. If there is anything, let's do it in the next two days But I've eaten it all..."

Zhan Langjing's words immediately changed the expressions of the three girls.

"Brother Jing, stop talking!" Ya Huazi raised his hand to stop him.

In the live broadcast room, many netizens directly covered their stomachs and thumped the table, unable to stop laughing, "Who would have thought that that bucket was used as a toilet by themselves? Haha..."

"I'm dying of laughter, I think they are so pitiful!"

"What's the matter! We still eat pig intestines every day! Isn't that..."

"Fart! Can that be the same?"

"Is there any difference?"

"I think Yahuazi and the others regret it now! Fat Tiger's proposal was actually the most pertinent, and the other groups did the same."

"This is called lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot, and you will suffer on your own!"

"In order to win the championship, they also worked hard. Isn't this worthy of admiration?"

"It's really hard work. Drinking urine while trying to survive is something that can't be helped."

"Come on for them! Don't make fun of them anymore. If we were in their position, we might not be particular about it long ago."

……

Zhan Langjing coughed lightly, changed the subject, and said, "But Fat Tiger, although you know a lot, I don't think I'll lose to you when it comes to tree climbing and rock climbing. I'm the one who cuts beehives. Go! And I am lighter than you..."

Wu Hu smiled and said: "Brother Jing, I can actually climb trees and rocks, but I haven't shown it to everyone because I was too heavy before. If you don't believe me, let's find a chance to compare tomorrow, but don't talk about it at that time." I don't respect the old and love the young."

Wu Hu's last sentence of "respect the old and love the young" made Lao Hu and the others burst out laughing.

"Brother Jing, Fat Tiger thinks you are old!" Milk Cha Lun said with a smile.

As a result, Zhan Langjing said, "Ah Lun, it's fine for other people to laugh at me for being old, but if you are of the same age as me, do you have the nerve to laugh at me?"

nest!

Milk Tea Lun's scalp exploded immediately.

Lao Hu patted his thigh, smiling facelessly, and Naicha Lun was so angry that he grabbed Lao Hu's neck and shook.Old Hu was dissatisfied, "Brother Jing said you, what do you mean if you pinch me?"

Wu Hu smiled and said, "It must be because I can't beat Brother Jing!"

While talking, Wu Hu looked at Naicha Lun's hair and laughed, thinking, is Naicha Lun starting to lose his hair at this time?

After arguing for a while, Zhan Langjing looked at Wu Hu again, "Fat Hu, are you really good at rock climbing?"

Wu Hu said with some disdain: "What's so difficult about this? I'm not telling you. The children from our rural areas can't climb trees and walls with two hands! I think rock climbing is nothing like climbing stone walls when we were young. What a big difference!"

As soon as Wu Hu said 'I'm not bragging with you', everyone thought, okay!This girl started to blow up again!

If it weren't for adding this sentence, it is estimated that many rock climbing experts would ask him to make gestures.

Old Hu laughed and said: "Is Fat Tiger blowing? You will know if you try it tomorrow. Let's start by climbing trees! There are trees outside, so it's easy to try it out."

Chatting for a while, until Mina and Tie Tie washed the pots and dishes, they were still chatting.

……

At night, Wu Hu and Zhan Langjing went down to the sea, and the harvest was mediocre.However, the two of them were not too worried. There were still some food reserves in the shelter, a lot of dried smoked fish, a bunch of plantains, six or seven catties of rice, some wild vegetables, and some abalones.In addition, the wild yam has not been moved yet, so it can give everyone a full meal.

The two carried spear guns and carried a few poor little fish back to the shelter. Zhan Langjing closed the wheat, and then signaled Wu Hu to close the wheat as well.

Wu Hu was puzzled, but he did it anyway, and was about to ask what was going on, but Zhan Langjing asked: "Fat Hu, do you think brother is really old?"

Wu Hu did not expect that Zhan Langjing would ask him such a question.

However, it can also be seen from this that Zhan Langjing's heart is actually confused.

But this is also normal, he devoted himself to kung fu movies and action movies, but for more than ten years he has almost stagnated, saying that he is popular or not, and his reputation is actually not small.

It's just that his reputation at this time is really different from his reputation after filming "Wolf Warrior" in the future, especially after the second part.

No wonder he wants to shut down the mic. If his fans hear this kind of words, they will probably be very surprised!Is this still the martial arts star they know?

　I recommend the author's friend Tongya's new book on survival in the wilderness, title: Survival in the wilderness only I can see the prompts.

　　Introduction: 10,000+ people suddenly parachuted into the wilderness, facing the test of life and death, some people were bitten to death by wild beasts at the beginning!

　　Fortunately, Jiang Ye obtained the system and can see various prompts!
　　[Walk 6 meters in the direction of 9 o'clock, there is an edible scorpion hidden under the rock]

　　[Walk 9 meters in the direction of 6 o'clock, there is a sweet cassava waiting for you to discover]

　　[Be careful, there is a hornet's nest five meters ahead, you may be attacked, don't get close]

　　[The wood in front of you is suitable for making a simple wooden bow, the production method is as follows...]

　　While everyone was worrying about survival, Jiang Ye had already accumulated some supplies by relying on reminders, and began to enjoy the fun in the wilderness.

　　


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