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Chapter 144 Sissi, Don't Defile People's Innocence

"Oh NO! Broly! You really gave me a problem!"

Wu Hu shook his head with a headache, "You two have completely different styles and temperaments. If you are a delicate red rose, then she is a pure white snow lotus. Do you know the flower of snow lotus? They grow in the ice and snow, on the top of the high snow mountain. When they are in full bloom, they look extremely holy, just like the white snow, spotless and not like flowers in the world..."

"Wow! Is this what you think of her? She looks so tall!"

The exaggerated tone and expression unique to the Kimchi Kingdom came again, but judging from her expression, she didn't seem to be unhappy or sad.

Sure enough, she added, "But I'm glad you compared me to a rose."

Roses represent love, don't they?

And that snow lotus represents aloofness and holiness, and does not eat the fireworks of the world.

The cake maker thought very cleverly.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room was already bursting with laughter.

"If Fat Tiger described Yahuazi in the past, I would have believed it. But now, Yahuazi's secondary behavior after letting himself go, how can there be any snow lotus temperament?"

"Hahaha... that's right! Now Yahuazi, how can there be any fairy energy?"

"But now Sissi is so cute, she really wants to take her away, what should I do?"

"Wash and sleep, there is everything in the dream!"

"I also think that Fat Tiger is just bragging about his teammates in front of foreign friends. You can tell by the way he usually dislikes Yahuazi. This is definitely a lie."

"It's very fascinating, the fairy sister is not ugly! Why does Fat Tiger despise her?"

"It's best to dislike her, so the fairy sister is still mine."

"Are you thinking about farting upstairs? Sister Immortal is mine!"

"I also feel a little confused, Fat Tiger is in the midst of blessings and doesn't know how to be blessed! If it were me, I would pinch their feet every day..."

"The upstairs actually wants to lick it!"

"Damn! It's heavy taste again, you group of LSPs, can you stop it?"

"That's right! That foot pot chicken netizen, please restrain yourself!"

……

Fortunately, Da Cake Girl didn't continue to ask Wu Hu whether he likes roses or snow lotus?

Or Wu Hu could only tell her, 'I'm still a child weighing two hundred catties, why do I have to choose?Definitely want them all! '

It didn't take long for the two of them to arrive at the shore, where a speedboat was parked, and besides Xiao Zheng who was driving the speedboat, there was another guest sitting on it.

When Wu Hu hugged the baker girl tightly, said goodbye to her, and sent her to the speedboat, he saw the guest's face.

Ouch!It turned out to be that 'Miss Ouch' Lee Ji Eun!

Wu Hu is naturally no stranger to this pickle country actress. He even watched her play in the hotel.

Well, if you have a chance in the future, you can copy it.

This kind of heroine, whether it is Tie Tie or Mina, is competent, let alone Ya Huazi.But whether Yahuazi can watch TV series is still unknown!
In Xian Ma's plan for her, her goal has always been Hollywood.

It's strange to say that many people can clearly recognize the faces of filmmakers behind the scenes in Hollywood, why can't the fairy mother see clearly?Do you really think those people would identify with an Asian face?

Wu Hu couldn't figure it out, so he could only tie his husband to his generation's obsession with being recognized by the West.Or the fairy mother wants her daughter to wear an international skin, so as to increase the value of Yahuazi.Of course, this does have some effect.The only unfriendly result is that Yahuazi's film resources in China are getting less and less.

Big productions don't look for her, and small productions still look down on her. This is not the same, and it's too bad that the blood is thick enough, otherwise I don't know what to do.

Wu Hu nodded to that Miss Ouch to show respect, and then waved goodbye to the baker.Xiao Zheng drove the speedboat, and soon turned around and left.

Looking at the speedboat going away in the sea breeze, Wu Hu let out a long breath. The 'bumping the ball' with Da Cake Niang in the past two days was completely beyond his expectation.

The little physical desires that were suppressed by this terrible life on a deserted island are now hooked up by this purely desirable beating girl. What a terrible collision!

Shaking his head, Wu Hu turned around and left. Halfway there, he felt the direction of the wind change and gradually increased. He understood that the sky began to change.

So, he turned around and walked back to the shore, enduring the discomfort from his hands, and picked up the four fish cages tied to the edge of the reef.

There are a few small seafood in the four small fish cages, two small fish no bigger than a palm, three small shrimps, and one crab... After pouring them all into one fish cage, Wu Hu put these small fish cages on the shore in the woods, and then headed home.

But as soon as he returned to the shelter, Lao Hu, together with Zhan Langjing and Naicha Lun, surrounded him eyeing him, as if he wanted to hold a trial.

"What is this for?" Wu Hu was speechless, "I quickly moved the firewood outside to the shelter. The sky is getting darker and the wind is getting stronger. It might rain at night."

"Really?" Lao Hu asked, but he obediently went to carry the firewood. He couldn't just count on Fat Tiger, whose hands were swollen into braised pig's hooves, to carry it, right?

Because of this, the aura of the three of them uniting together disappeared in an instant.

Seeing this situation, Ya Huazi pouted secretly, and began to slander, "It's all unreliable!" '

While slandering, she looked at Sister Mina, who was sitting in front of the stove looking at the flames in the earthen stove in a daze, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

Wu Hu didn't notice them either. After putting down the fish basket, he walked towards the blast furnace and reached out to test the temperature of the lower furnace wall.At this time, the chimney of the blast furnace has been covered by a stone, and the ignition hole underneath has been blocked by stones and wet mud. The temperature inside the furnace should still be quite high. It is impossible to take out the pottery inside today. up.

Ya Huazi came over and asked Wu Hu in a low voice, "Fat Hu, what's the matter with you and that Miss Zhenying? Just now Nana saw you leaving together, she looked very sad."

Hearing this, Wu Hu was a little stunned, as if he hadn't thought that Ya Huazi would care about this matter...No, Ya Huazi is a girl with a lot of curiosity, it's normal to be curious about such things, the only abnormal thing Yes, they are now surviving on a deserted island!
But he can't ask this, lest he is forced to form a pair of CP with Mina.

Of course, Mina is naturally very good, although in another world, this girl is always enthusiastically sending out the melons she grows, but that is her in another world after all.

In this world, Mina is still a little girl, and she hasn't started to transform into a melon farmer yet.

However, Wu Hu was still thinking about going to the kimchi country one day in the future, eating spicy hot pot with the cake maker, going into the grove, and then talking about a few big deals involving hundreds of millions!
If you tie up with sister Mina as a CP now and fall in love on the show, will you still eat Malatang in the future?Is the grove still drilled or not?Do you want to talk about big business?
After assessing the situation, Wu Hu shook his head and said, "What's the matter? Isn't it because I taught her to swim and saved her once! Isn't it normal for her to be closer to me? Brother Jing and Sister Cai saved me back then , in front of them, I also feel very kind!"

Yahuazi looked at him with a stern face, "Fathu, do you think I'm easy to fool?"

"That can't... no, when have I fooled you? Don't slander people's innocence out of thin air, I am an honest person, and Lao Hu is an expert in fooling people."

Lao Hu had sharp ears, and while carrying firewood, he smiled and said: "Fat Hu, if you praise brother like this, brother will not help you. Don't blame me if you don't say one, two, three, four, five today." Brothers don’t help you, you can figure it out yourself.”

Milk Tea Lun hugged a few pieces of firewood and said with a smile, "Old Hu, is that a compliment?"

Lao Hu smiled shamelessly: "It's nothing, I'll take it as a compliment!"

Zhan Langjing laughed and said, "Shameless!"

Yahuazi put away her stern face, and asked with a smile: "Is it true that I didn't fall in love with someone at first sight? I think Miss Zhenying is pretty good! She has a great figure, a cheerful and generous personality, and is also very talented. She is a student. How about bully! The genes of the offspring should not be bad..."

Wu Hu laughed straight away, and gave Yahuazi a thumbs up, "Qiqian, you are amazing! This has already been thought of for future generations..."

Yahuazi laughed, "I usually have access to the Internet too! On the Internet, you can often see some boys talking about seeing a beautiful girl. At that moment, he even asked the child's name, where did he go to kindergarten?" It's all thought up."

In the live broadcast room, when they heard Yahuazi's words, netizens were overjoyed and spoke one after another.

"It's not just these things that I've thought about, I've even thought about where to choose the cemetery!"

"I've even thought about the name of my grandson, ever since I met Sister Shenxian."

"Duck West Duck Thunder!"

"The pretty boy upstairs, please speak Mandarin, thank you!"

……

In the end, Yahuazi couldn't find anything from Wu Hu.

Wu Hu came to the side of the simple kitchen. At this time, what was being boiled in the pot were the crushed honeycombs that had been steamed before. Although there was not much honey in it, a sweet smell could still be smelled from the steam. It is the taste of happiness.

Wu Hu took a deep breath, "In this situation, I can't help but want to write a poem."

Tie Tie looked at him suspiciously, "Can you still compose poetry? Come on, try reciting a poem."

Wu Hu coughed lightly, "It's simple, I can do it with ease."

"The pot of water

cluck cluck
rolling
Slightly sweet
I can't help but burst into tears

Ah!
That's happiness bubbling..."

When everyone heard this, they burst out laughing.

In the live broadcast room, thousands of netizens couldn't help laughing and complaining.

"Ouch! So wet! So wet!"

"God bliss is bubbling... I know that Fat Tiger is not a serious person!"

"Hahaha... who the hell is banning people from writing poetry!"

"Fuck! Can this be called poetry? It's a shame for poetry!"

"It's okay! At least the metaphor is not very vivid! The dog's head saves my life..."

"Sorry! The long knife has been unsheathed, and I can't hold it, brother!"

"Glorious burial of friendly troops!"

……

Ya Huazi couldn't help laughing and said, "Fat Hu, don't spoil poetry, okay?"

Wu Hu laughed and said to himself: What a fuss!When you read those shit, shit and fart poems in the future, you will understand how breezy my poems are.

Although the impact of that incident was not good, but thinking about it the other way around, it is not completely useless.At least, it has greatly improved the confidence of netizens across the country in literature and poetry.On its own, it redefines the threshold of poetry, opens up the creation boom of the whole people, and the enthusiasm for creation is unprecedentedly high, which can be said to be of extraordinary significance...

Uh!I can't blow it anymore, forget it!

At this time, Mina said weakly: "I think it's not bad! Although it is simple and straightforward, isn't the metaphor quite vivid?"

Tietie nodded and said, "It's not bad! It should be at the level of the third grade in elementary school!"

Wu Hu resisted the urge to roll his eyes, stretched out a pig's trotter, put it on Sister Mina's head and rubbed it, "Sister Meina still has eyesight, does her stomach still hurt?"

This sudden concern warmed Sister Mina's heart, and instantly revived her full of blood. She blushed and shook her head, "It doesn't hurt anymore."

"That's good!" Wu Hu nodded, and said to Tie Tie: "Tie Tie, when cooking fish soup later, add some safflower sorrel. Everyone drink more honey water at night, now we have no shortage There's no need to be too frugal about that thing, the second physical examination will be next week."

Hearing the second physical examination, Tie Tie pursed his lower lip and nodded his head hard.

(End of this chapter)