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Chapter 162 Old Hu is a True Loser!Fat Tiger is a real dog!
Zhan Langjing originally said to stay and fight against wood with Wu Hu, but seeing the thin bodies of the three girls and the thin shoulders of Milk Tea Lun, Zhan Langjing had no choice but to abandon Wu Hu and talk to the old nonsense After that, he took everyone into the mountain.

Both Naicha Lun and Yahuazi have hidden back injuries. Now that everyone is physically weak, Zhan Langjing is also worried that if Naicha Lun is carried on a rattan basket, the back injury will recur after a long time.

So I had to make Fat Tiger a little more tired.

Wu Hu came back from a trip, sweating profusely and out of breath, and poured a bowl of coconut water to quench his thirst.Lao Hu, who was playing the guitar boredly, told him about it.

After hearing this, Wu Hu waved his hands and said, "It's okay, Brother Jing's decision is right. Although the rattan basket is not very heavy, it is a laborious task to carry it on your back for a long time. If you are not injured, you can Come, but you are injured!"

Old Hu laughed and said, "I'm even more ashamed when you say that!"

"Those who would be ashamed will not speak out. I am relieved if you do this."

"Fuck! It makes me feel heartless."

Wu Hu laughed and said, "Take good care of your wounds! Sing to the audience if you have nothing to do. Otherwise, if you're thinking too much, how could your wounds heal so quickly?"

In the live broadcast room, netizens praised Wu Hu one after another, "Thank you Fat Tiger!"

"Fat Tiger 666!"

"Call Fat Tiger..."

……

For more than an hour, after moving five or six times in a row, Wu Hu was sweating profusely, sitting there panting like an old dog, his face flushed, and the fat on his body tightened a lot.

Seeing Wu Hu's bare upper body and sweating all over, Lao Hu said, "Fat Hu, take a rest! Don't tire yourself out, I will feel even more guilty then."

Wu Hu nodded, panting and said: "That is to say, I have gained a lot of weight in the past two years, and my physical strength has declined a bit. If I let me go..."

Lao Hu watched him bragging with a smile, and sure enough, Wu Hu's catchphrase "I'm not bragging to you" came up.

"It's not that I'm bragging to you. Back then, when my uncle's house was built, I went to help. I carried two bags of cement on my shoulders, and I went up to the fifth floor in one breath. My waist didn't hurt, my legs didn't hurt..."

This is not beyond the scope of normal human beings, and Lao Hu doesn't know whether he is exaggerating or not.

but……

"Why does this sound a bit like an advertisement?"

Originally, the majority of netizens had heard it and suspected that what Fat Tiger was bragging about might be true.As a result, when they heard what Lao Hu said, everyone came back to their senses, it wasn't that advertisement!

"I'm making it easier for everyone to understand. By the way, I'm telling everyone that the me I am now is not the me at my peak. Forget it, I won't do it today, save some energy, and come tomorrow! I won't have the energy to dive into the sea at night." Wu Hu He took a small rattan cushion as a fan and fanned it.

Although he has great strength, his stamina is weaker. Although he has improved a bit now, he is obviously still lacking. If he does heavy work for a long time, he will easily collapse.

Now that the labor force has been reduced by one, he needs to be more cautious.

After resting for a while, Wu Hu replenished his water and strength, got up and said, "I'm going to deal with that pheasant, stew a can of chicken soup, and give everyone a supplement at night!"

Wu Hu cheerfully got up to boil water, ready to deal with the pheasant.It's a pity that the feathers of this pheasant are not as beautiful as the one that Yahuazi hunted last time.

As for those wild eggs, he is also going to crack open one to try. If there is no problem with the eggs, he can still eat fried wild eggs and scrambled eggs with mushrooms at night.

When Wu Hu ran to build a fire and warm water, Lao Hu unwrapped the bandage on his feet, looked at the blue spots on the soles of his feet, and felt that the color seemed a little lighter than before.

Seeing the result, Lao Hu was very satisfied. He took the small pottery dish on the side, poured the remaining vinegar on the medicine dregs, applied the medicine dregs on the wound, and bandaged it again.

Wu Hu, on the other hand, took a wild egg, tapped it lightly on the rim of the pottery bowl, and then broke open the egg as usual, but in the end, only a little bit of the eggshell was broken, revealing that it had formed, but not yet A taupe life that meets the conditions for birth.

"Damn! This time is really a crime!"

Wu Hu cursed, and quickly put down the wild eggs.

Fortunately, it's not rotten eggs, and it doesn't have that stench.

Judging from this situation, this little guy is definitely not going to survive. After all, he smashed his shell before he reached the conditions for birth. What else can he do but wait to die?

In the live broadcast room, the netizens who saw this scene flashed by also complained there, and some even condemned Wu Hu for being cruel, for killing such a young creature.

When Lao Hu heard Wu Hu's words, he couldn't help but raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wu Hu sighed softly: "Those wild eggs can't be eaten, unless they are made into hairy eggs..."

Before Lao Hu said anything, the netizens in the live broadcast room had already scolded him.

"Damn! The fat tiger is too cruel. The previous one could be said to be unintentional, but now it is said to be made into a bastard. This is obviously a deliberate killing!"

"Such a cruel thing, he actually said it so calmly, and still wants to make them into food? Is it still a human?"

"It's disgusting, cancel it, cancel it..."

"The fat tiger is ruthless. Pity those young pheasant cubs. Before they come into this world, they have already become the fat tiger's dinner."

"What's so cruel? Maodan is a kind of delicacy, right?"

"That's right, the psychological tendency to torture and kill. In our eyes, isn't chicken just food to eat? It's all on the line, so it's sick!"

"Food? Are you serious? The dark culinary world is full of vicious things, and you actually say it's food?"

Thousands of netizens suddenly boiled, some scolded, but some thought it was understandable.

Although this is a star survival show, it's also a competition!

However, Lao Hu is a normal person, so he can't accept Maodan at all.

"Fat tiger, are you kidding me! You want to make those eggs? Do you think we dare to eat them?" Old Hu complained, and finally said: "You might as well find a way to let them continue to hatch, and then put Eat them after they grow up."

The majority of netizens couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "Old Hu is so ruthless!"

"Ruthless fart! The chickens are not used to eat when they are grown up, so what are they used for?"

"Let them lay eggs and eat eggs! It can be repeated endlessly."

"Damn! You are the leading capitalist, and you still think about other people's children and grandchildren."

"But I have to say that Lao Hu's method is easier for people to accept. It is unacceptable for me to turn an egg that is about to be born into a hairy egg."

……

Hearing Lao Hu's words, Wu Hu turned his gaze to the lying red-footed bird.

Lao Hu followed his gaze and also looked at '20', "You don't want 20 to help us continue hatching chickens, do you?"

Wu Hu scratched his head, shook his head and said: "It doesn't seem to be possible. When this kind of bird hatches eggs, it uses its flippers to step on the eggs and wrap the eggs, not with their bodies."

"Using flippers? It's not afraid of crushing eggs?" Lao Hu asked in disbelief.

Wu Hu shook his head, "They have this ability! Who knows what they think."

"20 can't help, so what else can you do? Or, put them by the campfire to keep warm?" Old Hu couldn't help laughing, "But if you don't control the distance well and roast them directly, then It's a sin."

Hearing this, Wu Hu couldn't help looking at Lao Hu, and said with a smile: "Old Hu, you'd better lie on the bed and rest these few days, so you see, why don't you put these wild eggs in your arms..."

"Stop! Don't even think about it, it's a sin!"

Lao Hu directly interrupted Wu Hu's unreliable proposal, and he didn't want to have multiple nicknames of "Mother Hu" in the future, let alone the child is a bunch of pheasants.

This is so fucked up!

Wu Hu shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "But we don't have a thermometer, how can we measure what temperature is more suitable for hatching pheasant cubs?"

"Let's give 20 yuan a try!" Lao Hu immediately sold the red-footed bird.

Wu Hu glanced at the stunned 20, shook his head and said, "Do you think that guy's throat pouch is big? I'm afraid that guy swallowed these wild eggs one by one. Even if he didn't swallow them, but his If the sharp beak touches a wild egg, peck it lightly..."

After looking at the 20 yuan, Lao Hu had to admit that Wu Hu's concerns were not unreasonable.After all, 20 and those pheasants are not of the same race.

But when he thought that he was a human being and wanted to incubate chickens, Lao Hu resolutely refused.

"Let's try 20 yuan first! If it doesn't want to, let's talk about it." Lao Hu suggested.For this reason, he also turned off the microphone on purpose, and gave Wu Hu a trick.

Wu Hu also turned off the microphone, and said: "You are 'killing chickens to warn birds'! Is it really okay?"

Wu Hu took the camera down with a suspicious look, and Lao Hu silently turned the camera aside, hehe smiled.

After that, under the serious protest of 20 people, it was carried out of the nest, and then wild eggs were placed in its nest one by one.

Then he put the dead pheasant back into the nest, posed it so that it looked like a live chicken, and stroked the back of the pheasant with his hand.

Finally, Wu Hu took out another wild egg from the belly of the pheasant, and in front of '20', he pinched the head of the chicken to peck the egg.

After pecking twice, Wu Hu grabbed the pheasant's neck and twisted it directly. The pheasant's head clicked and drooped there, making '20' tremble involuntarily.

Fortunately, this scene did not appear in the live broadcast room, otherwise Wu Hu would have to be scolded for being ruthless, and it might even have some bad influence on him.

……

In the live broadcast room, the picture freezes, the sound disappears, and the netizens are not calm.

"No, what are Lao Hu and Fat Hu doing?"

"That's right! It's broad daylight, it's bright and bright, it's not even night yet!"

"I suspect someone is driving, but there is no proof!"

"Haha... you guys are enough!"

……

"Old Hu, you unscrupulous guy, how could you come up with such a bad move, what do you think about 20 people?"

When Old Hu heard this, he couldn't help laughing and cursing, "You are the one who executes it!"

Wu Hu didn't know whether '20' looked scared in his eyes. In short, when he carried '20' back to the nest again and let him lie on the wild eggs, '20' body was trembling Yes, the behavior is extremely resistant and reluctant.

'20' wanted to crawl out of the nest, but when Wu Hu reached out and stroked its neck gently, 20 had to hang its head silently.

That is to say, this scene was not seen by other people, otherwise these two unscrupulous guys would definitely be condemned by the people.

(End of this chapter)