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Chapter 164 Feeling Like Wheels Are Rolling On Your Face
Chapter 164 Feeling Like Wheels Are Rolling On Your Face
A clay pot of water is slowly boiled into half a pot over low heat, and the chicken soup tastes more intense.If there were no other ingredients, and everyone needed a lot of food, Wu Hu would like to make it into a chicken stew with mushrooms. Although the mushrooms are fresh, they are not as good at absorbing juice as dried mushrooms.
When everyone is drinking the rich-flavored chicken soup and eating seafood with mixed wild vegetables, Wu Hu especially hopes that there will be rice at this time, so that he can use the chicken soup to make rice. It is estimated that he can easily kill the three bowl.
But for them, rice is simply a luxury, and every bit of rice has to be used with discretion.Especially after three consecutive days of rain, the rice reserves were almost exhausted.
Even if they are living in such a difficult situation, Wu Hu believes that other groups must be more miserable than them.
It is self-evident that the advantages brought to them by having three championships in a row are self-evident.
Think about it, the first three championships, each time it was a demonstration of the strength of their group!
Although the first time relied on the popularity of Yahuazi and Milk Tea Lun, he was also a dark horse, so the championship advantage is extremely obvious.The second time was due to Sister Cai's strength, but an accident happened at the last moment, and Sister Cai was accidentally eliminated.
And the third time, it was entirely because of his own ingenuity that he won the championship.
As for some people saying that he betrayed his luster, he totally refused to admit it.
Well, it was Yahuazi who said so in private.Wu Hu didn't know what kind of psychology Yahuazi had to have such distorted thoughts.
In other words, the one who betrayed her appearance was actually the Bakery Girl herself!
However, in order not to let the image of the cake girl collapse in front of everyone, Wu Hu decided to keep this secret for the cake girl, and let him bear everything alone.
While drinking the chicken soup, Wu Hu's thoughts drifted, and he didn't know where he was drifting.
It wasn't until Mina called him twice that he came back to his senses, "What's wrong?"
"What's Fat Hu thinking? I've been staring at Sister Mina, and I'm ashamed of Sister Mina." Ya Huazi chuckled lightly, but Wu Hu always felt that she was sneering.
In Wu Hu's private live broadcast room, at this moment, the screen of the live broadcast was indeed occupied by sister Mina. Everyone was still wondering why Wu Hu kept staring at sister Mina!
Some netizens ridiculed, "Although Sister Mina hasn't taken care of herself for a long time, her skin has become much duller, but I have to say, she is really a natural beauty!"
"Sister Meina's facial features are indeed very delicate. The beauty of the Western Regions is not just talking, otherwise why did the ancient emperors want to conquer the Western Regions!"
"Maybe the emperor just wants to eat raisins and kebabs?"
"Haha... are you trying to laugh me to death?"
……
"Oh! Just now I was thinking, what kind of program will the program team prepare for us this week?" Wu Hu opened his mouth and said, "The first time was a performance party, and now there should be no such easy program Alright. The second time was personal survival, and we lost Sister Cai in the end. Take it easy the third time, just entertain the guests well. So what about this time?"
Zhan Langjing shook his head and said: "It's useless to think about it now, let's just wait for the program team's notice! We were discussing just now, should we hand over those wild eggs to the program team?"
"Leave it to them?" Wu Hu said, glancing at everyone.
Zhan Langjing nodded and said: "After all, we don't have anything here, maybe those wild eggs can't hatch successfully. If the program team takes over, the success rate will definitely be higher."
"Isn't there 20 people here to help?" Wu Hu said, looking at everyone, and finally at Yahuazi, "You also mean that?"
Ya Huazi said: "I want to keep them, but I'm afraid that 20 will not be able to hatch those wild eggs. Isn't that the same as harming those pheasant cubs?"
Yahuazi is still kind-hearted and knows the seriousness.
Milk Tea Lun smiled and said, "Even if the hatching is successful, there will be trouble! Think about it, we have to raise 20 now, and we already have an extra food. If all the wild eggs hatch successfully in the future, there will be ten eggs." Where's the little pheasant!"
"Nine, one of the wild eggs has been broken by me, it can't survive, and I have already buried it in the ground." Wu Hu corrected.
"Nine and ten, that's about right!" Milk Cha Lun said with a smile.
Wu Hu nodded and said: "Since everyone tends to give them to the program group, let's contact the program group! It happens to save us some food."
When the assistant director in charge of the second group received the communication from the second group, Director Zhao stood not far away and gestured to the assistant director in charge of the second group, which meant: reject them!
The assistant director in charge of the second group nodded, coughed lightly, and said: "We have already understood your problem. Judging from the hairy egg that Fat Tiger opened before, the pheasant cub has basically taken shape, and it will take four or five days at most. It can hatch successfully. With a body temperature of 20, those little pheasants should be able to hatch successfully, so you don’t have to worry.”
"Director, we don't have that much food to feed them." Zhan Langjing said directly.
The assistant director really wanted to say: That's your own business!
But saying this is a bit too embarrassing, so the assistant director said with a smile: "pheasants can be raised free-range, and the chicks don't need much food. When they grow up, they can be put in the forest and let them forage for themselves. In addition , isn’t it good that some pets relieve your boredom?”
pet?
Do not!Those are reserve grains!
The negotiations between Zhan Langjing and the program group ended in failure.
In fact, everyone can guess that the program group will reject them. Before the first bird, the program group was willing to pay 20 yuan for the second group to help take care of it. Now there are a group of chicks, and there is no need for the program group to pay anything. Only fools will take over.
Seeing that there was nothing to be done, Ya Huazi looked at Wu Hu, "Fat Hu, why don't you build a nest for those pheasant cubs? They are so small, if they run around, they will be picked up by snakes!"
"The pheasant cubs are still there!" Wu Hu said speechlessly.
Tie Tie also looked around and said, "Why don't we turn around and form a small yard around here, so that the chicks won't run out..."
Sister Mina also enthusiastically joined the discussion after hearing this.
It can be seen that these three girls are all inclined to keep those pheasant cubs, but before they were forced to survive the pressure, they could only reluctantly give up, but now...
Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said: "Let those little chickens toss around here, and they will get chicken feces everywhere later. It's too annoying. It's better to make a pen and raise them. In addition, you Don’t keep them as pets. Those are our food reserves, protein for walking. When they grow up, they will be slaughtered one by one to eat meat. If you keep them as pets and develop feelings, then you will still Can you kill the three bowls with tears in your eyes?"
The three girls opened their mouths, feeling a little melancholy.
Zhan Langjing, Lao Hu, and Milk Tea Lun laughed and shook their heads.
In the live broadcast room, many netizens also complained while laughing, "What the hell killed the three bowls with tears in his eyes. Why does Fat Tiger always make people want to hit him when he talks, but can't help laughing?"
"Fat Tiger's mouth, that's bad and cheap, it's normal to want to hit him!"
"It's a pity that I can't beat it, hey..."
"He just likes to see you can't do him, and take his helpless expression."
"A good person, why did he open his mouth!"
"You said, his ex-girlfriend dumped him, is there any reason for this?"
"Haha...maybe there really is one!"
……
Milk Tea Lun laughed and said, "Fat Hu, you are too ruthless, you just strangled their idea of keeping pet chickens, so what if you make them happy for a while?"
Yahuazi nodded and said: "Fathu, you really have no interest at all!"
Tie Tie nodded and echoed, "Brother Hu, you will make girls stay away from you like this."
Sister Mina looked at Wu Hu, opened her mouth, and finally held back.
Wu Hu glanced at her and said with a smile, "What Nana wants to say about Brother Hu, let me hear it!"
Everyone looked at Sister Mina.
Sister Mina coughed lightly, waved her hand and said, "No! I, I just want to say that when these pheasant cubs grow up, our show may be over!"
When everyone heard this, they were stunned, and then laughed.
Ya Huazi despised Wu Hu, "Look, you've been a villain in vain! Heartless guy!"
Old Hu smiled and said, "Nana is still the most sober, and Nana is the youngest! Hey!"
Being ridiculed by Lao Hu, the three brothers and sisters were a little embarrassed.Just now they were staring at chicks and pets and walking proteins.I didn't realize it at all, it takes time for a chick to grow up, how can it mature within two or three months?It's not those broilers that can be sold in two months.
Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said, "Okay! Let's wait for the chicks to hatch and build a shack for them... Qianqian, don't despise me anymore, or you will lose me."
Ya Huazi, who was looking down on Wu Hu with his eyes, made a 'tss' sound, "Who cares!"
But soon, Yahuazi began to admit his mistake, because it didn't take long for Wu Hu's identity to become a masseur.It rained for three consecutive days, and everyone didn't do much work, so they didn't ask Wu Hu to give them a massage.But today, everyone is very tired after a busy day outside.
Therefore, when Wu Hu pinched the little feet of Mina and Tie Tie, and then looked at her with a chuckle, Ya Huazi resolutely followed his heart, clasped his hands together, and said with a smile: "Brother Hu, Brother Hu ,I was wrong!"
Seeing Yahuazi's ability to change his face, countless netizens burst into laughter in the live broadcast room.
"It's over, Yahuazi has been completely poisoned by Fat Tiger and has turned into his shape."
"This ability to bend and stretch is exactly the same as Wu Hu's!"
"Laughing to death! Is this the tooth flower we are familiar with?"
"Oh my god! My fairy, Fat Tiger, you give me back my fairy!"
"Acting skills! This is the acting skills of our fairy sister!"
"No eyes!"
"I'm blind!"
……
Wu Hu hehe, "Didn't someone just say that it's not rare?"
Ya Huazi shook his head, "You must have misheard, I said 'very rare'."
"What did you say? I was wrong?" Wu Hu looked shocked.
"I was wrong! Brother Hu, come quickly! It's getting late..." Ya Huazi lay down, kicked his feet, spread his toes, bared his teeth and claws, and greeted Wu Hu.
As a result, as soon as the words came out, not only everyone burst into laughter, but even the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, "This statement is too ambiguous, and it feels like a wheel is rolling on the face."
"Hahaha... Yahuazi himself is too embarrassed."
When the fairy mother, who was watching her daughter's live broadcast, heard her daughter's words, she slapped her forehead directly with a "slap", and always felt that her blood pressure was a little bit soaring.
Fortunately, Wu Hu remembered that he had pressed the feet of Sister Tietie and Sister Mina just now, or he almost accidentally stuck his palm on his forehead.
Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said, "I'll give Brother Jing a press first, he'll have to get up and go diving with me in a while! Let him rest first."
Yahuazi also realized that what he said just now was inappropriate, and felt a little embarrassed, hummed lightly, and stopped talking.
Fortunately, Zhan Langjing didn't continue the topic just now, but turned over and lay down on the bed, and told Wu Hu where he needed to press more behind his back.
The atmosphere didn't become awkward because of that moment just now, after all, the awkward person was already lying there silently at this moment.
(End of this chapter)
A clay pot of water is slowly boiled into half a pot over low heat, and the chicken soup tastes more intense.If there were no other ingredients, and everyone needed a lot of food, Wu Hu would like to make it into a chicken stew with mushrooms. Although the mushrooms are fresh, they are not as good at absorbing juice as dried mushrooms.
When everyone is drinking the rich-flavored chicken soup and eating seafood with mixed wild vegetables, Wu Hu especially hopes that there will be rice at this time, so that he can use the chicken soup to make rice. It is estimated that he can easily kill the three bowl.
But for them, rice is simply a luxury, and every bit of rice has to be used with discretion.Especially after three consecutive days of rain, the rice reserves were almost exhausted.
Even if they are living in such a difficult situation, Wu Hu believes that other groups must be more miserable than them.
It is self-evident that the advantages brought to them by having three championships in a row are self-evident.
Think about it, the first three championships, each time it was a demonstration of the strength of their group!
Although the first time relied on the popularity of Yahuazi and Milk Tea Lun, he was also a dark horse, so the championship advantage is extremely obvious.The second time was due to Sister Cai's strength, but an accident happened at the last moment, and Sister Cai was accidentally eliminated.
And the third time, it was entirely because of his own ingenuity that he won the championship.
As for some people saying that he betrayed his luster, he totally refused to admit it.
Well, it was Yahuazi who said so in private.Wu Hu didn't know what kind of psychology Yahuazi had to have such distorted thoughts.
In other words, the one who betrayed her appearance was actually the Bakery Girl herself!
However, in order not to let the image of the cake girl collapse in front of everyone, Wu Hu decided to keep this secret for the cake girl, and let him bear everything alone.
While drinking the chicken soup, Wu Hu's thoughts drifted, and he didn't know where he was drifting.
It wasn't until Mina called him twice that he came back to his senses, "What's wrong?"
"What's Fat Hu thinking? I've been staring at Sister Mina, and I'm ashamed of Sister Mina." Ya Huazi chuckled lightly, but Wu Hu always felt that she was sneering.
In Wu Hu's private live broadcast room, at this moment, the screen of the live broadcast was indeed occupied by sister Mina. Everyone was still wondering why Wu Hu kept staring at sister Mina!
Some netizens ridiculed, "Although Sister Mina hasn't taken care of herself for a long time, her skin has become much duller, but I have to say, she is really a natural beauty!"
"Sister Meina's facial features are indeed very delicate. The beauty of the Western Regions is not just talking, otherwise why did the ancient emperors want to conquer the Western Regions!"
"Maybe the emperor just wants to eat raisins and kebabs?"
"Haha... are you trying to laugh me to death?"
……
"Oh! Just now I was thinking, what kind of program will the program team prepare for us this week?" Wu Hu opened his mouth and said, "The first time was a performance party, and now there should be no such easy program Alright. The second time was personal survival, and we lost Sister Cai in the end. Take it easy the third time, just entertain the guests well. So what about this time?"
Zhan Langjing shook his head and said: "It's useless to think about it now, let's just wait for the program team's notice! We were discussing just now, should we hand over those wild eggs to the program team?"
"Leave it to them?" Wu Hu said, glancing at everyone.
Zhan Langjing nodded and said: "After all, we don't have anything here, maybe those wild eggs can't hatch successfully. If the program team takes over, the success rate will definitely be higher."
"Isn't there 20 people here to help?" Wu Hu said, looking at everyone, and finally at Yahuazi, "You also mean that?"
Ya Huazi said: "I want to keep them, but I'm afraid that 20 will not be able to hatch those wild eggs. Isn't that the same as harming those pheasant cubs?"
Yahuazi is still kind-hearted and knows the seriousness.
Milk Tea Lun smiled and said, "Even if the hatching is successful, there will be trouble! Think about it, we have to raise 20 now, and we already have an extra food. If all the wild eggs hatch successfully in the future, there will be ten eggs." Where's the little pheasant!"
"Nine, one of the wild eggs has been broken by me, it can't survive, and I have already buried it in the ground." Wu Hu corrected.
"Nine and ten, that's about right!" Milk Cha Lun said with a smile.
Wu Hu nodded and said: "Since everyone tends to give them to the program group, let's contact the program group! It happens to save us some food."
When the assistant director in charge of the second group received the communication from the second group, Director Zhao stood not far away and gestured to the assistant director in charge of the second group, which meant: reject them!
The assistant director in charge of the second group nodded, coughed lightly, and said: "We have already understood your problem. Judging from the hairy egg that Fat Tiger opened before, the pheasant cub has basically taken shape, and it will take four or five days at most. It can hatch successfully. With a body temperature of 20, those little pheasants should be able to hatch successfully, so you don’t have to worry.”
"Director, we don't have that much food to feed them." Zhan Langjing said directly.
The assistant director really wanted to say: That's your own business!
But saying this is a bit too embarrassing, so the assistant director said with a smile: "pheasants can be raised free-range, and the chicks don't need much food. When they grow up, they can be put in the forest and let them forage for themselves. In addition , isn’t it good that some pets relieve your boredom?”
pet?
Do not!Those are reserve grains!
The negotiations between Zhan Langjing and the program group ended in failure.
In fact, everyone can guess that the program group will reject them. Before the first bird, the program group was willing to pay 20 yuan for the second group to help take care of it. Now there are a group of chicks, and there is no need for the program group to pay anything. Only fools will take over.
Seeing that there was nothing to be done, Ya Huazi looked at Wu Hu, "Fat Hu, why don't you build a nest for those pheasant cubs? They are so small, if they run around, they will be picked up by snakes!"
"The pheasant cubs are still there!" Wu Hu said speechlessly.
Tie Tie also looked around and said, "Why don't we turn around and form a small yard around here, so that the chicks won't run out..."
Sister Mina also enthusiastically joined the discussion after hearing this.
It can be seen that these three girls are all inclined to keep those pheasant cubs, but before they were forced to survive the pressure, they could only reluctantly give up, but now...
Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said: "Let those little chickens toss around here, and they will get chicken feces everywhere later. It's too annoying. It's better to make a pen and raise them. In addition, you Don’t keep them as pets. Those are our food reserves, protein for walking. When they grow up, they will be slaughtered one by one to eat meat. If you keep them as pets and develop feelings, then you will still Can you kill the three bowls with tears in your eyes?"
The three girls opened their mouths, feeling a little melancholy.
Zhan Langjing, Lao Hu, and Milk Tea Lun laughed and shook their heads.
In the live broadcast room, many netizens also complained while laughing, "What the hell killed the three bowls with tears in his eyes. Why does Fat Tiger always make people want to hit him when he talks, but can't help laughing?"
"Fat Tiger's mouth, that's bad and cheap, it's normal to want to hit him!"
"It's a pity that I can't beat it, hey..."
"He just likes to see you can't do him, and take his helpless expression."
"A good person, why did he open his mouth!"
"You said, his ex-girlfriend dumped him, is there any reason for this?"
"Haha...maybe there really is one!"
……
Milk Tea Lun laughed and said, "Fat Hu, you are too ruthless, you just strangled their idea of keeping pet chickens, so what if you make them happy for a while?"
Yahuazi nodded and said: "Fathu, you really have no interest at all!"
Tie Tie nodded and echoed, "Brother Hu, you will make girls stay away from you like this."
Sister Mina looked at Wu Hu, opened her mouth, and finally held back.
Wu Hu glanced at her and said with a smile, "What Nana wants to say about Brother Hu, let me hear it!"
Everyone looked at Sister Mina.
Sister Mina coughed lightly, waved her hand and said, "No! I, I just want to say that when these pheasant cubs grow up, our show may be over!"
When everyone heard this, they were stunned, and then laughed.
Ya Huazi despised Wu Hu, "Look, you've been a villain in vain! Heartless guy!"
Old Hu smiled and said, "Nana is still the most sober, and Nana is the youngest! Hey!"
Being ridiculed by Lao Hu, the three brothers and sisters were a little embarrassed.Just now they were staring at chicks and pets and walking proteins.I didn't realize it at all, it takes time for a chick to grow up, how can it mature within two or three months?It's not those broilers that can be sold in two months.
Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said, "Okay! Let's wait for the chicks to hatch and build a shack for them... Qianqian, don't despise me anymore, or you will lose me."
Ya Huazi, who was looking down on Wu Hu with his eyes, made a 'tss' sound, "Who cares!"
But soon, Yahuazi began to admit his mistake, because it didn't take long for Wu Hu's identity to become a masseur.It rained for three consecutive days, and everyone didn't do much work, so they didn't ask Wu Hu to give them a massage.But today, everyone is very tired after a busy day outside.
Therefore, when Wu Hu pinched the little feet of Mina and Tie Tie, and then looked at her with a chuckle, Ya Huazi resolutely followed his heart, clasped his hands together, and said with a smile: "Brother Hu, Brother Hu ,I was wrong!"
Seeing Yahuazi's ability to change his face, countless netizens burst into laughter in the live broadcast room.
"It's over, Yahuazi has been completely poisoned by Fat Tiger and has turned into his shape."
"This ability to bend and stretch is exactly the same as Wu Hu's!"
"Laughing to death! Is this the tooth flower we are familiar with?"
"Oh my god! My fairy, Fat Tiger, you give me back my fairy!"
"Acting skills! This is the acting skills of our fairy sister!"
"No eyes!"
"I'm blind!"
……
Wu Hu hehe, "Didn't someone just say that it's not rare?"
Ya Huazi shook his head, "You must have misheard, I said 'very rare'."
"What did you say? I was wrong?" Wu Hu looked shocked.
"I was wrong! Brother Hu, come quickly! It's getting late..." Ya Huazi lay down, kicked his feet, spread his toes, bared his teeth and claws, and greeted Wu Hu.
As a result, as soon as the words came out, not only everyone burst into laughter, but even the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, "This statement is too ambiguous, and it feels like a wheel is rolling on the face."
"Hahaha... Yahuazi himself is too embarrassed."
When the fairy mother, who was watching her daughter's live broadcast, heard her daughter's words, she slapped her forehead directly with a "slap", and always felt that her blood pressure was a little bit soaring.
Fortunately, Wu Hu remembered that he had pressed the feet of Sister Tietie and Sister Mina just now, or he almost accidentally stuck his palm on his forehead.
Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said, "I'll give Brother Jing a press first, he'll have to get up and go diving with me in a while! Let him rest first."
Yahuazi also realized that what he said just now was inappropriate, and felt a little embarrassed, hummed lightly, and stopped talking.
Fortunately, Zhan Langjing didn't continue the topic just now, but turned over and lay down on the bed, and told Wu Hu where he needed to press more behind his back.
The atmosphere didn't become awkward because of that moment just now, after all, the awkward person was already lying there silently at this moment.
(End of this chapter)
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