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Chapter 174 Come, Tell My Sister, Does It Look Good?

boom!
Both of them felt their minds went blank.

Ya Huazi, who came back to his senses, saw that Wu Hu was still looking straight at her after being discovered by him, and couldn't help but feel ashamed for a while.

So she raised her right hand, stretched out her index finger and middle finger, and made a gesture of digging out her own eyes, and then put her thumb on her neck, and made a clean throat-cutting motion of wiping her neck, as if to say : You are dead, Fat Tiger!
Wu Hu, who saw this action, came back to his senses, and made a silent sound, who cares!
Then I continued to chop coconut leaves, but in my mind, the white greasy was a bit lingering.

In the end, Wu Hu was secretly thankful that he didn't wear a camera, otherwise, if such a large-scale social death scene was revealed, Ya Huazi would have killed him!
At the same time, I wondered to myself, did the program crew set up some cameras on this island? If they turned around and ran to relieve themselves, they would be facing the hidden probe...

Thinking of the death scene, Wu Hu couldn't help but shudder.

I thought: If this kind of thing really happens, the program team will block the signal in time!
When Wu Hu came down from the coconut tree, Ya Huazi had already returned, and even pretended not to pay attention, kicked the camera lens that Wu Hu had set up, and then went up to meet Wu Hu, "Fat Hu, you said coconut counts." Doesn't count as fruit?"

After telling Wu Hu to relax his vigilance with words, Ya Huazi put his hands on the fat on Wu Hu's waist, gritted his teeth, and sneered in a low voice, "Come on, tell sister, is it good-looking? Hmm?"

Feeling the pain from his waist and ribs, Wu Hu gasped, but he didn't dare to cry out.He knew that Yahuazi was really angry because it really hurt.

He could only puff out his chest and shrink his stomach, raised his toes, grinned, and said in a low voice, "Sister, that was really an accident, I didn't mean it."

"I warned you, but you still watch it, thinking I dare not deal with you?" Ya Huazi gritted his teeth, but he didn't dare to speak too loudly.

"No! I just couldn't help it. Although I was rude, I really didn't mean to be a hooligan. Please look at my sincere eyes." Wu Hu said, showing a sincere look similar to the sausage-mouthed version of Ouyang Feng, and almost asked It's a "hanging or not hanging" sentence.

After coughing lightly, he whispered again: "Please believe me, it was an accident. No one knows when the accident will come. It can't be stopped, can it? It's like when I was a little diving expert, I almost died in the Like the sea."

"But I have reminded you, you still read it, do you think I will believe it?"

Ya Huazi gritted his teeth, and suddenly twisted vigorously again, Wu Hu's height was suddenly raised a little.He could only stretch out his hand silently, patted the back of her hand lightly, motioning her to lighten.

In fact, Wu Hu can understand Ya Huazi's mood at this time. Although the relationship between us has improved a lot after getting along these days, but after all, she is a girl and a big star. There is no explosion at this kind of social death scene. It's all good.

Wu Hu smiled helplessly, "To be honest, at that moment, my mind was completely blank, as if I couldn't think anymore. I never thought that this kind of thing would happen, and I didn't know how to react at the time. ..."

This is Wu Hu's truth. After all, things were too unexpected and caught him off guard.

"Then what do you think?" Ya Huazi snorted softly, she was definitely angry, she could only use this method to hide her shame, after all it was too embarrassing.

"Sister, let me go first, okay? If you keep pinching me like this, my piece of flesh will definitely be blacked out, which will have a great impact on our next game."

Ya Huazi snorted softly when she heard this, and let him go, she actually needed a step.

Wu Hu took a long breath, opened his T-shirt and took a look. Not only was it red, but there was also a little purple in the red, which shows how ruthless Yahuazi's attack was this time.

When Ya Huazi saw the purple patch on Wu Hu's waist, he also turned his head silently, as if he also realized that he was a bit ruthless, and he was a little embarrassed to face it.

But when Wu Hu looked at her with an aggrieved and pitiful expression, she stiffened again, "What are you looking at? You still think you are innocent and wronged, don't you?"

"Not innocent, not wronged, I deserve it, I deserve it..."

Wu Hu quickly shook his head, although what he wanted to say in his heart was: I am too innocent, too unlucky, I didn't see anything good, and I suffered this unreasonable disaster!
The distance is so far, and only the lower half of the back is white and greasy, and the key parts can't be seen, okay!Even if I saw it, it wasn't in HD.

But he obviously couldn't say this, and he would suffer again if he said it.

well!Woman, your name is unreasonable!
Wu Hu hurried over to put the camera back on, and then turned on the microphone, so that Ya Huazi would not be able to act violently in front of thousands of netizens!
With this 'Shang Fang Bao Jian', Wu Hu's waist immediately straightened a lot, but after this straightening, the pain on the waist and ribs came again.

Sure enough, I still need to lose weight!There is too much meat here, and it is too easy for her to start.

Wu Hu added another reason to lose weight.

He could only take a deep breath, ignored Ya Huazi's 'glaring eyes', picked up two green coconuts on the ground, ran under the sun umbrella where Xiao Zhao and Xiao Zhou were, and handed the two coconuts to the The two little brothers said, "The weather is quite hot, I invite you two to drink coconut juice... By the way, let me ask, is this coconut a fruit?"

As soon as Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao took the coconut, they were stunned when they heard the words, and then Xiao Zhao said weakly: "Although coconut is indeed a kind of fruit, Brother Hu, didn't you carefully read the warm reminder at the bottom of the list? "

"What kind of tip?"

Wu Hu took a look at the list on the table, and there was indeed a warm reminder below, which said that because there were too many coconuts, it was not within the scope of food exchange.

"Aren't you discriminating against coconuts? This is still a country of coconuts!"

Wu Hu said unhappily, turned and left angrily, took two steps, then strode back, and angrily took away the two coconuts he had just given away.

Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao were left behind, staring at each other with big eyes.

In the live broadcast room, countless fans burst into laughter.

Netizens from Coconut Country just came into contact with Fat Tiger, and they didn’t know his temperament, so they all said: “Oh! This fat man is too unmannered, how can you take back the things you gave away?”

"Hahaha... this fat man is so funny, he is so ruthless!"

"Didn't you say that Chinese people are very polite? Haha..."

"Isn't there an old saying in Huaxia called 'the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds'? Don't be so fussy!"

"But isn't he afraid of being said that he is rude and unmannered? He actually showed it so blatantly on the show."

……

And the netizen of the flower planter complained, "As expected of you, Fat Tiger, you have enough dogs!"

"Fat Tiger is incompetent and furious! The program team directly banned his big move, I can only say: Dog planner, well done! Haha..."

"Dog Planner: My 40-meter long knife almost got out of its sheath, if you can tell me, just say more!"

"Actually, you can't blame Fat Tiger for saying that coconuts are not fruits, so why not get angry!"

"I also think it's right for the show to ban coconuts. Otherwise, as long as you can climb trees, the coconuts are inexhaustible! In the next two days, everyone can just watch them pick coconuts."

"Those two guys were dumbfounded. I didn't expect Fat Tiger to be such a dog!"

"Ha ha……"

Just when the netizens were crazily complaining about Wu Hu, Wu Hu laughed loudly from the live broadcast room, "I am teasing you! Continue!"

Although Wu Hu couldn't see what happened in the live broadcast room, he could somewhat guess it. He must have thrown the coconut back at the two little brothers.

The fact was just as they guessed, Wu Hu was just teasing these two people.

Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao smiled helplessly after being played by Wu Hu for a while, what can they say?You can't call Fat Tiger a dog, right?Although Fat Tiger is a dog.

But the two soon discovered that they had coconuts, but they couldn't open them!Xiao Zhao called out to Wu Hu: "Brother Hu, let me borrow your ax to use it, we don't have tools to open coconuts!"

Wu Hu smiled and said, "I'll find a way for you to experience life in the wilderness, or you'd think we're here for vacation!"

"..."

In the live broadcast room, seeing this scene, netizens laughed again.

"Fat Tiger is really a dog, I thought he had a sex change! Haha..."

"Haha... Fat Tiger really deserves a beating!"

"That means you can't beat Fat Tiger, or maybe those two guys couldn't help but attack him right now! This bastard..."

……

After playing around with the two little brothers, Wu Hu finally felt a lot better, then walked back without looking sideways, picked up the coconut on the sand, opened a coconut with an axe, and handed it to the tooth without raising his head. Hanako.After Yahuazi took the coconuts, he opened the backpack, put the coconuts in the backpack, and then started to pack the coconut leaves.

Seeing that Wu Hu didn't say a word, and didn't even look at her, Yahuazi was very angry, and Yinya lightly ground the coconut shell, wanting to be mad but not in front of thousands of netizens.

I can only think in my heart: Die Fat Tiger, actually pretending to be dead with me here!
Thinking of the scene of She's death before, her little face couldn't help feeling faintly hot, so she could only drink the coconut juice, turn around and walk towards the woods, kicking the sand as if she was having a temper.

Fortunately, everyone couldn't see Yahuazi's expression, otherwise they would definitely be able to see something was wrong.Obviously, I was quite happy before, but now I feel a little angry.

Wu Hu casually went to the woods to pull a vine, tied up those coconut leaves, carried them on his shoulders, and then carried the backpack in one hand and followed Yahuazi into the grove.

Wu Hu acted as if nothing happened, and said, "We have to choose a place first and build a simple shelter. Although there should be no rain, I'm afraid there will be dew in the morning."

Here is a tropical marine monsoon climate. Usually, there is plenty of rain and the sun is poisonous. There is dew in most mornings. If you don’t take something to cover your body, you will definitely get wet.

Yahuazi made an 'hmm' sound and didn't speak any more.

This atmosphere somewhat made netizens feel a little strange. Yahuazi was not so silent along the way before!What's wrong?

Yahuazi walked casually in front, holding a branch in his hand, sweeping on both sides.

Sweeping and sweeping, suddenly a shadow fell from the nearby tree, Ya Huazi screamed in fright, turned around and ran, instinctively hid behind Wu Hu, hugged his arm carrying the bag, "Yes Something fell out of the tree and it looked a bit like a snake..."

Wu Hu said: "It's not a snake, don't be afraid, that thing ran away a long time ago, and the speed is quite fast, if we can have extra meals in a while, it should be a sail dragon! Let's follow it."

(End of this chapter)