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Chapter 252 Hush!Let's keep our voices down, don't let him hear!

Chapter 252 Hush!Let's keep our voices down, don't let him hear!
Wu Hu walked over quickly and checked the bushes.

"Acquainted friends should have recognized it!" Wu Hu pointed to a cluster of small white flowers and said: "This thing is called Clematis, also known as iron-legged clematis, and in some places it is also called tiger's beard. , the iron handle head, mainly because it has many rhizomes and is very dense..."

As Wu Hu introduced it to everyone, he followed the vines to find the root of this thing. "The vine leaves of this thing can be processed into insecticides. They like to climb, and some people use them as ornamental plants. Its roots can cure rheumatism. , the effect of unblocking the meridian, and also relieve pain. Some places even use this thing to treat fishbone stuck throat..."

Listening to Wu Hu's introduction, some netizens laughed.

"Hahaha... If the mountain bikes in the sixth group knew about this thing, they would be begging frantically! He has been feeling like a fishbone is stuck in his throat for the past two days."

"I always feel that something is stuck, it must be an inflammation, the situation is not good!"

"Stop talking, if you talk too much, you will be in tears. The mountain chariot guy just gave up the name 'mountain' for nothing. His understanding of medicinal materials is far behind that of Fat Tiger."

"Can this thing cure back pain?"

"It should have some effect, at least it has the effect of relieving pain, and it can also remove moisture."

……

"I found its root!" Wu Hu squatted down on the edge of the bush, and then pawed on the ground a few times, revealing the lignified rhizome, "This clematis should be some years old, and the root is a little The place has become woody..."

He shoveled on the side with a shovel while talking, "This thing has a lot of roots on the sides, so you need to dig carefully. If you can't find the bone grass, then you can only use this thing as a substitute. At least this thing can relieve pain. effect."

Wu Hu dug while talking, and ten minutes later, a plant with dense roots was pulled out of the soil by him, and then he beat it on the shovel, knocked the soil on the root, and put it in the back basket. Then start again.

Walking all the way, searching all the way, slowly, the herbs in his back basket increased.

Some are for pain relief, some are for dredging tendons, some are for removing dampness, and some are for regulating menstruation...let everyone know Fat Tiger's identity as a herb collector.

It's a pity that after searching and searching, the bone-stalking grass he was looking for was nowhere to be seen.

Until the sun was high, Wu Hu's body was already drenched, he finally climbed to the central peak of the island, stepped on a big rock, and looked at the sea and sky in the distance.

At this time, he was sweating profusely. After standing on the boulder for a while, he retreated to the shade, unable to stand the sunlight.

After sitting down in the shade, he took off the camera on his forehead and put it on the ground, then turned up the basket, took out the herbs inside, put it on the ground, and then took out the taro leaves wrapped in the morning Potatoes and Coconuts.

He had already drank half of the bee water, and his lunch consisted of a few potatoes and coconuts.

At this time, in Wu Hu's live broadcast room, many netizens looked at the things in the camera and began to point and point.

"No way! No way! Does that grass look like bone grass?"

"Piperia, papery leaves, lanceolate or ovate-lanceolate, apex acuminate, base broadly wedge-shaped or rounded, with scalloped edges...it should be right!"

"Hahaha... Shall we notify him?"

"No! Shhh! Let's keep your voice down so he doesn't hear it!"

"Hahaha...do you want to be so funny one by one!"

……

At this time, Wu Hu didn't realize at all that he was only a few meters away from what he had been looking for for a long time. Instead, the netizens in the live broadcast room discovered it first.

Unknowingly, he was gnawing on potatoes, and even commented there, "The taste of potatoes is much worse when they are cold. It is hard to imagine how those heroes who fought in the snow and ice used to rely on those cold frozen potatoes. , and win the next battle.”

Listening to Wu Hu lamenting the heroic deeds of his ancestors there, the netizens in the live broadcast room always felt a little cold and humorous, and they would "haha" from time to time, betting with each other whether Fat Hu would miss those bone-deep grasses, Or how long it takes to find them.

It's hard to imagine how he would be laughed at if he didn't find out.

They ate potatoes, drank coconut juice, and even dug out the coconut meat from the coconut with branches and ate it.Wu Hu exhaled, and began to pick up the herbs on the ground.

A clematis and a Daliwang, that is, an angelica vine, both of which have the effect of dredging the meridian and activating collaterals.Angelica also has the ability to activate blood and regulate menstruation. With them, the next time Yahuazi and the others come to their menstrual period, they don't need to go out to find other herbs for them.

Even this time, Milk Tea Lun has a backache, so he can use this thing.

In addition to these two, there are several other herbs.

He even came across lark grass before, but he didn't dig it up, because it was poisonous if not used properly, and Wu Hu didn't dare to use it indiscriminately according to the illustrated book.

Although that stuff can cure anemia, if it is used to stew meat, it should be helpful to Tie Tie, but if it is used in the wrong amount, it may become a poison.

To be on the safe side, Wu Hu had no choice but to let it go.

After packing those herbs back into the basket, Wu Hu got up to find a place to have a rest, and then went back home.As for the other side of the mountain, he will not go.

If you go to the other side of the mountain, you don't know which group of areas you will go to.

Looking around, he moved the camera lens on the ground and walked towards the direction the camera was facing.

At this time, in the live broadcast room, seeing Wu Hu move the camera away from the bone-grass, he couldn't help shouting, "It's over, that guy Fat Hu didn't notice it at all!"

"Hahaha... If you bet on handstand diarrhea before, please stand up consciously!"

"And those who bet me to bark like a dog, stand up and bark twice."

"..."

There was a lot of excitement in the live broadcast room.

At this time, Wu Hu, who was taking out the baby, was stunned for a while, then rubbed his eyes involuntarily, and then went 'hahaha'.

He quickly stuffed the baby back, then turned around and ran to get the camera on the ground, and ran back again, "Brothers, did you see it? I searched for it thousands of times in the crowd, and this grass is in the spot where the sun is mottled! It is impossible to find it after breaking through the iron shoes." It doesn’t take much effort to get here, wow haha..."

"..."

In the live broadcast room, netizens were speechless for a while.

"I knew it a long time ago! You are the only one excited there."

"By the way, how did Fat Tiger find out?"

"Then who? Bet the dog barks, you can come out and bark twice."

"And the one who stands upside down..."

At this time, Wu Hu said again: "You don't know how I found out, do you? You may not believe it, but just now, I almost watered and fertilized them. Haha, I didn't expect to find out just after I walked over. they."

"God, water and fertilize! If Fat Tiger didn't urinate, his hard work today would have been in vain!"

"By the way, how to use this bone-penetrating grass to treat waist flash? Does anyone know?"

"It can be taken internally or applied externally, but for internal use, the dosage needs to be controlled, and it is best to dry it in the sun and then decoct it in water. External application is much simpler, just add some salt, mix it with fresh grass roots, mash the grass roots, and apply it on the affected area..."

……

After being excited for a while, Wu Hu took the shovel and started digging up the dozen or so plants.

But he didn't dig up all of them, but left a few.On these plants, most of them hang some fruit pods.

Wu Hu did not take these fruit pods, but peeled them open, and scattered the seeds inside casually on the ground. As for whether these seeds will eventually rot or regenerate, it depends on fate.

Wu Hu put away the few bone-grass plants, raised his head for a while, "hahaha", and then said solemnly: "In this situation, I can't help but want to write a poem, ah... I have traveled through the mountains and mountains for a long time, and I lost my heart." A pheasant meets an iron fairy. Climbing to the top of the mountain and wanting to pee, this guy is right in front of my eyes. Hahaha... Good poem, good poem!"

In the live broadcast room, all the netizens laughed like crazy.

"God wants to pee, Fat Tiger is crazy! How vulgar."

"How can this be called poetry? My three-year-old can do it."

"Your baby is amazing, my three-year-old is still playing with peeing."

"Hahaha... Fat Tiger must be insanely happy, and urgently needs to be sent to the psychiatrist!"

"Not to mention, at least it rhymes, hahaha..."

"Fat Tiger's threshold for writing poetry like this will be cut off, haha..."

……

Wu Hu knows that once his spoof doggerel comes out, he will definitely be complained about, but thinking of the "shallow style" in the future, Wu Hu feels that he is still far behind.

"Okay, the spoof is over, I'm going back."

Wu Hu put his back on his back, laughed and said, "Do you think that I lowered the threshold of poetry writing in one fell swoop? You don't understand this! It is said that there is a difference between graceful and unrestrained poetry, and I am creating a new one." Vulgar genre', I hope you can carry it forward."

"God damn 'vulgar genre', Fat Tiger must be crazy!"

"I can't help it, my level is limited. If you really let Fat Tiger make famous works similar to those that have been passed down through the ages, wouldn't that be embarrassing for Fat Tiger?"

"I think Fat Tiger is purely for spoofing. After all, how can a lyricist who can write the lyrics of "Someone Like Me" not be able to write better poems than that spoof? Besides, Fat Tiger has always You are not a decent person, okay!"

"Who is a serious person who writes poetry!"

"Who remembers that 'happiness is bubbling' poem that Fat Tiger used to do?"

"Hahaha……"

"I think it is necessary to add his poetry anthology to Fat Tiger's Baidu entry, and completely nail this guy to the shame of poetry history..."

"Wow! You are so ruthless! I like it so much! Second!"

"Fortunately, you spoke quickly, or I would have taken out the knife..."

"Seconded!"

……

When going back, Wu Hu turned another corner quietly, and came to the place where he found the pheasant flock and Clematis before, and then found that the pheasant flock was indeed nearby.

It may be that Wu Hu just scared them in the morning, but didn't hunt them down. They didn't learn their lesson, so come back again!

This time Wu Hu was no longer reckless, but quietly lay on the ground like a cat, approaching them cautiously, then quietly pulled out three wooden sticks, and moved towards one of them, which was the most majestic and looked like it weighed three or four catties. The big male pheasant flung it over.

The two were separated by seven or eight meters, and they shot directly into the neck.

The male pheasant couldn't even fly, and fell to the ground flapping its wings and twitching.Seeing this, the other pheasants immediately scattered and fled into the bushes.

Wu Hu didn't expect to continue hunting other pheasants, so he stepped forward and picked up the male pheasant on the ground, and smiled, "Xiang, I can't cure you yet!"

With a vicious attitude, he went back to the place where he had placed the backpack, put the backpack on his back, hummed happily, and headed towards the shelter.

In the live broadcast room, the netizens were speechless for a while.

"Why do I have the feeling that Fat Tiger is invincible alone in the mountains and forests?"

"I also have this feeling. When the other group of players hunted pheasants, they always made a fuss and often returned empty-handed. But the number of times that Fat Tiger missed is very few!"

"I came out to look for herbs, but I took a pheasant and went back. The second group has a fat tiger, so fucking happy."

"So, it's not unreasonable for the program group to try to limit Fat Tiger. I think with Fat Tiger's ability, it's enough to go to live alone in the wilderness."

"Don't even think about it. With Fat Tiger's current popularity, he definitely won't go. It's not a fool. To earn those millions, it's better to write two more songs!"

"There will be international players joining in the next season! I don't know if Fat Tiger will participate again."

"There is a high probability that he won't. Didn't Fat Tiger say that he is going to make movies and TV shows?"

"Let's not support him, he has no money, so he will come to participate again!"

"You are a devil! Haha..."

……

When Wu Hu returned to the shelter, the sun was still slanting in the sky, probably around three or four in the afternoon.

The fence outside the yard has been finished. Lao Hu and Zhan Langjing are standing in the small river at this time, throwing stones on the bank, and a small pile of small stones has already been piled up on the bank.

Seeing this situation, Wu Hu was a little speechless, "Can't you save some energy?"

"Brother Hu, you're back!" Hearing Wu Hu's voice, Tie Tie walked out of the shelter, his eyes swept over him a few times, "Nothing happened, right?"

"Well, no, everything is going well."

"Idle is idle, just warm up. Huh? Fat Tiger, you caught a pheasant again?" Lao Hu walked up from the river, "Did you find that herb?"

Ya Huazi and Mina also came out of the shelter, and Milk Tea Lun, who was lying on the big bed, also turned his head and looked outside.

Zhan Langjing also walked ashore and looked at Wu Hu's back basket.

Wu Hu smiled and said: "I found it, and I also found some other herbs!"

He put down the back basket while talking, and then asked Tie Tie to boil water, "Brother Jing, you can deal with this pheasant later, let's continue drinking chicken soup tonight."

"No problem, leave it to me!" Zhan Langjing smiled and said, "I'll go hunting with Lao Hu in a while, so don't go, walk for a day and take a good rest."

Wu Hu glanced at Lao Hu, could this guy say 'warm up', but he still shook his head, "It's better not to go, I don't worry about Lao Hu's diving ability. Anyway, we can still eat two potatoes. Dun, if it doesn’t work, you can chop some banana tree cores and exchange them. Alright, Lao Hu will help you clean these herbs.”

Wu Hu sat down on a rock outside the shelter, took the cold water handed by Meina, and drank it.After a day in the mountains, I was really tired.

Although he has a breathing method to quickly restore physical strength, he is hungry!

"Fat Hu, you are underestimating me..." Old Hu refused.

"Wash out the herbal medicine first, and we'll argue after a while if you don't agree." Wu Hu leaned back slightly, leaning against a pair of long legs behind him, which belonged to the teeth.

Yahuazi was pressing his shoulders, rewarding him as if he was a hero, and a group of wolf friends in the live broadcast room were howling enviously.

It is rare to have such an aboveboard reason to enjoy Yahuazi's service, so Wu Hu will naturally not miss this opportunity.As for the wailing of the netizens in the live broadcast room, what does it have to do with him?

Even if Yahua's mother frowned at this and secretly scolded him as a pig who wanted to make their Yahua Chinese cabbage, he also admitted, 'I am that pig, what do you want? '

Imagining that Yahua's mother was furious about this, but with his helpless expression, Wu Hu almost laughed out.

Of course, this is just his YY.

If such a scene really happened in the future, Wu Hu reckoned that Yahua's mother would look at him indifferently, or sneer at him coldly, and tell him the difference between him and Yahuazi How big it is, let him know a little bit of self-knowledge, and leave some dignity for each other.

At this moment, Mina came out with a plate of jackfruit, "Brother Hu, you're hungry! Let's eat some fruit to fill your belly. Sister Tie Tie also baked some potatoes, I'll get them for you."

It turned out that they knew that Wu Hu would definitely be hungry when he came back, and they had already prepared food for him.This feeling of being cared about immediately put him in a good mood.

Seeing Wu Hu enjoying the favor of the beauty there, countless netizens instantly envied and hated him.

"Shameless villain, quickly get away from my wife's lap!"

"Beautiful man, gray-bearded old thief...Limited culture, follow up."

"A man should be like this!"

"He can be replaced!"

"Are you daydreaming one by one? Can you wake up a little bit, that's my wife!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)

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