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Chapter 264 "You Can't Beat Me!" "

Wu Hu sank into the coral reef, picked up the gray stone, and swung away the sand on the surface, revealing the uneven surface inside.

This irregular stone was about the size of a basketball, and sharp-eyed people could tell that it was not a real stone, but a large shellfish.

At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room exclaimed, "What the hell is this?"

"Some kind of large shellfish!"

"This is a giant clam!"

"Clams? What?"

"A first-class protected animal in the ocean!"

"No way! Does Fat Tiger want to die again? The program team won't let you know?"

"Is Fat Tiger still in the sea? How can I notify you?"

"Didn't you say that giant clam is an endangered species? Why is the endangered species always being touched by the fat tiger? Didn't the car overturn by accident?"

"Which big brother, come out and teach everyone a lesson, thank you!"

"This should not be a giant clam, but probably a saw oyster."

……

At this moment, Wu Hu was also flipping through the things in his hand, after looking at them for a while, he took this thing and that mackerel directly and floated towards the surface of the sea.

Not long after, he got out of the sea, holding the monster in one hand, while wiping the sea water on his face.The photographer next to him looked at him frowning, hesitant to speak, and winked at Wu Hu, but Wu Hu didn't seem to notice.

Yue Niefeng and Brother Dawei on the bank couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when they saw Wu Hu surfaced.

Wu Hu's dive lasted about ten minutes. If Wu Hu hadn't told them about the duration of his dive when he entered the water, both of them probably wanted to go down and have a look.

However, judging from the distance Wu Hu surfaced, it was obvious that he had already swam to the deep sea area.This water quality is really not comparable to them.

No wonder the kid kept yelling for them to go home early and enjoy life.

However, when they watched Wu Hu go ashore with something in his arms, the feeling of helplessness quickly disappeared and was replaced by curiosity and surprise.

Not only was Wu Hu holding a strange-shaped shellfish in his arms, but he also had a large fish of seventy or eighty centimeters hanging from his waist, which was enough for them to eat a meal.

At this time, the two couldn't help but think of the sentence Wu Hu said before, "There is a difference between not being full and not being full." Now it seems that the difference is indeed very big!

"Fat Tiger, what kind of shellfish is this? Why does it look so strange?" Zhao Niefeng asked.

Brother Dawei said: "It should be some kind of oyster! I seem to have seen it before, but I can't remember the name."

Wu Hu threw the thing on the beach, and the underwater photographer followed, taking close-up shots of the thing.

Wu Hu said: "This thing is a sawtooth oyster, which looks a bit like a giant clam, a first-class marine protected animal, but it's not that thing."

Wu Hu used a positive tone and didn't dare to be careless at this moment. He believed that if he said it in an uncertain tone, he would definitely be complained by netizens.

At that time, netizens will still complain lightly, and it is very normal to be accused by some social organizations or even reported by some people.

For example, in a program in later generations, Wu Xuanyi's little sister was reported for eating giant clam, a protected animal. In fact, it was a jagged oyster.

Wu Hu didn't want to be reported again. The last time he took care of the seabirds, he was reported. The host Hu Xiaotian told him in private.

This is also another reason why he would capture Wang Jing alive when he met Wang Jing later.

To survive in the wild, we must pay more attention to many aspects, because no one knows whether there are also social crises lurking among the dangers from nature.

Wu Hu said, sat down on the ground, untied the Spanish mackerel around his waist, then took off his fins, untied his spear gun, and then picked up the giant clam on the ground.

He handed the giant oyster to the camera, pointed to the sawtooth on it and said, "Serrated oysters and giant clams are actually quite arguable. Look at the sawtooth on the top, look at this corner, doesn't it look sharper? The giant clam's The corners are relatively blunt, rounded, and look more like wavy lines. In addition, you can also look at their appearance. The appearance of giant clams will be accompanied by some thorns and algae, while the appearance of serrated oysters is much smoother without them. In addition, you can also see Their color, the color of giant clams is much more brilliant than that of sawtooth oysters..."

Wu Hu was showing off to the camera, and the underwater photographer on the side couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. He wanted to remind Wu Hu of this before, but Wu Hu didn't look at him and couldn't catch his eyes.Although this is a bit suspected of cheating, who is Fat Tiger popular!Fortunately, Wu Hu knew what he was doing, which saved him from feeling uneasy about cheating.

At the same time, the netizens in the live broadcast room also breathed a sigh of relief for him, "I just said that Fat Tiger doesn't look like that kind of ignorant person!"

"Just after Baidu, I realized that giant clams are so precious. It's a pity, it's not that thing. I thought Fat Tiger was about to give out again!"

"Send it? Send it to the prison? Haha..."

"The useless knowledge points have been added."

"Who said it's useless? It can be used for comparison! Isn't it time for you to brag when you have dinner with friends and colleagues, or even with your girlfriend?"

"By the way, how much meat is there in such a big oyster?"

"It's hard to tell. It may be full of meat inside, or it may be less than [-] taels of meat inside. It all depends on luck."

"Two taels? No way! It looks like it weighs at least a few catties!"

"That thing is the weight of the shell. If it were me, I would exchange it for supplies directly. Even if it is a five-to-one exchange, it is still profitable."

……

But obviously, Wu Hu never thought of exchanging it for supplies.

Although he can make it in one meal after exchanging the materials, but he has never eaten such a big oyster before, so he wants to try it.

Even though there may not be much meat in it, who told him to want to eat it!

If it is in the second group, he might also consider exchanging.

At this time, Brother Dawei had already put on his flippers, picked up his speargun and went into the water.

However, he did not go to the deep sea area, but circled in the shallow water area. After two dives, he brought up a small fish of [-] to [-] cm, and then handed the speargun to Zhao Niefeng.

With this hunting efficiency, it is strange that Wu Hu can regard them as opponents.

Seeing Wu Hu sitting comfortably on the beach with his hands behind his back, Big Wei couldn't help laughing, "Fat Hu, what's your look? Are you mocking me?"

Wu Hu shook his head, "I'm not mocking you, I'm mocking all the guys who want to compete with us for the championship. In the last event, after seeing my diving ability, smart people should choose to give up! Staying is only for oneself It's just a shame, haha..."

In the live broadcast room of Wu Hu and Brother Da Wei, countless netizens complained, "It's over, Fat Tiger is completely gone, you need to know that the arrogant soldiers must be defeated!"

"Seeing Brother Dawei so hard to hunt fish, it's hard for Fat Tiger not to float! Haha..."

"It's me, I can float too, the gap is too big, Brother Dawei's physical strength is not as good as before!"

"Indeed, Fat Tiger's current physical strength is absolutely crushing compared to theirs."

“为什么我想揍胖虎一顿呢？这副臭屁的样子，完全不知道什么叫尊老爱幼啊！”

"Do you want to say that Brother Dawei is old?"

……

Seeing Wu Hu's embarrassing appearance, Brother Dawei couldn't help laughing and shaking his head, but still insisted: "I admit that you are very good at diving, but we are not only me, but also Susu and the others! Fat Hu, you are so proud It's too early, and it's still unknown who will win!"

"Hahaha... Let's all play together! I'm not afraid at all!" After saying this, Wu Hu remembered the divine song "You Can't Beat Me!" 》, so he continued to laugh, "You can't beat me! There is no way, I am so strong..."

Brother Dawei was speechless, "Fatty Tiger, wait, let me take a break first, and come back to learn your brilliant tricks later!"

At this time, in the live broadcast room, countless netizens were cheapened by Wu Hu.

"Fat Tiger must be crazy, doesn't he know that this is very hateful? Haha..."

"If I could, I'd strangle him right now! That laugh is so cheap."

"You don't give seniors any face at all! What's wrong with Fat Tiger?"

It was at this time that this Internet Divine Comedy hadn't appeared, otherwise everyone would have understood the reason for Wu Hu's unstoppable smirk at this time.

Seeing Brother Wei looking like he wanted to beat him up, Wu Hu coughed lightly, "Brother Wei, what are you doing? This is a desert island survival show, not a martial arts scene! If I accidentally beat you If it breaks, won't others say that I don't respect the old and love the young enough!"

"Throw it! How dare you call me old and immortal, Fat Tiger, it's over, this thing is over!"

Brother Dawei showed the villain's sharp eyes and ferocious expression, people who didn't know thought he was angry, and wanted to use force to solve it with Wu Hu!
Although Wu Hu could see that Big Wei was cooperating with him and joking with him, but the expression of the big villain was indeed a bit scary, the villain's aura was too strong.

Naturally, it was impossible for Wu Hu to fight with him, so as not to hurt each other. If he really accidentally knocked out the other party at that time, it would be a big joke.

So I had to find a step to let him down, "Brother, if I say, this is actually the lyrics of a funny song I wrote before, would you believe it or not?"

"Hey, heh, do you think Wei Ge and I are so foolish?"

"That's really the lyrics of a song. If you don't believe me, I'll sing it to you!"

Then, when Wu Hu sang that humble divine comedy with that devilish laughter, Big Wei was stunned.And the netizens in the live broadcast room, after being stunned, couldn't help laughing, "Damn! Fat Tiger is so cheap! Hahaha..."

"Sounds like writing a game..."

"It's probably because Fat Tiger was beaten badly in the League of Legends, so he came up with such a song to brag about himself. I don't believe he can do so well with Yasuo!"

"Fat Tiger, come face the blast!"

"It makes my scalp tingle! Hahaha..."

"If you sing this song in front of others, you will be beaten!"

"Be confident and remove the word 'bar'!"

"Kneel and beg Fat Tiger to add a melody to this song!"

"Same request! The program team, have you seen our demands? Consciously inform Fat Tiger! The needs of the audience must be met. This is your service purpose, understand?"

……

Brother Dawei didn't expect that Wu Hu would be so handsome, and he would have the face to sing such a cheap song, wouldn't he be afraid of being beaten?

Umm!
It seems that he can't beat him!
Although he said before that he wanted to learn Fat Tiger's clever moves, he also understood that how could a person who can train his muscles and bones to that level be able to beat him?
When you are young, you may not be convinced, and you may fight for victory.But now they are all in their early forties, how can they be as knowledgeable as a young man!
"So you really know how to write songs!" Big Wei laughed, "It's just, how did you manage to sing such a cheap song?"

"No way! I'm just that powerful! Hahaha..."

Brother Dawei was directly defeated by Wu Hu.

Fortunately, at this time, Zhao Niefeng surfaced a forty-minute sea fish with him, and swam back towards the shore.

Wu Hu took the spear gun from Zhao Niefeng's hand and said, "I'll go diving again and finish tomorrow's breakfast!"

Brother Dawei was stunned for a moment, and said, "No! Isn't there enough fish?"

"This is not enough! I can eat this little thing in one meal!"

"..."

Seeing Wu Hu put on his flippers, walk into the sea, and plunge into the sea, Brother Dawei couldn't help but smile, and smiled to the panting Zhao Niefeng: "This kid, it's so interesting!"

Zhao Niefeng looked at him in confusion, "Did something happen just now?"

"Haha...he sang a song just now, but the lyrics just made him want to be beaten up, it's too embarrassing, too much to be beaten up!"

"What song did he sing?" Zhao Niefeng asked curiously.

"I can't learn, I can't learn..."

Brother Dawei shook his head immediately. At his age, if he sang that song, he felt that he was about to commit embarrassing cancer, so he quickly shook his head.

"Do you remember the lyrics? Tell me a few words and I'll listen!"

Brother Da Wei nodded, then cleared his throat, moved his lips, but he just couldn't speak, and finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

Seeing this, Zhao Niefeng was even more confused.

In Dawei's live broadcast room, many of his netizens also burst out laughing.

"Hahaha... I actually saw Brother Dawei shy, damn it!"

"It's okay for Brother Da Wei to play the villain, but it doesn't suit his style to make him play cheap! It's completely out of place, haha..."

"No surprise! I'm too embarrassed to sing such a cheap song."

"Hahaha... My mind is filled with Fat Tiger's devilish laughter."

"I always feel that Fat Tiger's musical talent is a bit crooked. Why did he write so many weird songs? It's fine to adapt "Thank You for Your Love" into that ghostly appearance, and that song "A Zhen Falls in Love with A Qiang"..."

“《阿珍爱上了阿强》这首还好吧！现在这首《你打不过我吧！》，简直就是欠揍神曲！”

"It's hard for Brother Da Wei to resist beating Fat Tiger!"

"Are you sure Big Wei can beat Fat Tiger?"

"Really? Just like Big Wei playing the villain, I'm afraid the protagonist can't beat him, I always think that Big Wei, the villain, may not be able to beat Fat Tiger!"

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(End of this chapter)