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Chapter 274 So fucking real!i want to cry so much
"This is an interview, be serious!" Ya Huazi gave him a blank look.

There is no doubt that this white eye will definitely be made into an emoticon package by netizens.

In the past, Yahuazi was still very reserved when giving people supercilious looks, and did not dare to be too obvious.For example, she was interviewed with her good classmate, and when her good classmate said that she was often not in school when she was in school, she tended to give a little stare.

But in fact, that wasn't considered supercilious at all, and if it were, it would be too reserved.

But now, after letting go of himself, that supercilious look is really supercilious.

Although this emoticon package will definitely be uglified by people, it also makes her more lively, not as ungrounded and unreal as before.

For Yahuazi, who has always been famous for her fairy spirit, she doesn't know whether this change is good or bad for her.Anyway, Yahua's mother has already cried and passed out in the toilet several times.

And every time she thought of this, she wanted to give Fat Tiger, the culprit, a meal.

Of course, Yahuazi himself doesn't care about this, and even seems to be quite relaxed.

Wu Hu said indifferently: "When we broadcast live, we always face the audience and netizens. Who doesn't know what kind of people we are!"

As he said that, Wu Hu coughed lightly again, showing a serious face, "Okay, I was just joking with you just now, I didn't expect that today is Qixi Festival, I wish everyone a happy Qixi Festival! May all lovers in the world get married! Although this kind of Blessings are actually useless, the points are worth the points..."

At first I thought he would finish his blessing seriously, but before he was serious for three seconds, he revealed his true colors again, and everyone couldn't help laughing.

And the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed even more at this time.

"As expected of a fat tiger! I knew he couldn't spit ivory out of his mouth!"

"Aren't you embarrassing Fat Tiger? How can a dog's mouth spit out ivory!"

"Ha ha……"

"Sure enough, it's only three seconds! If I believe him again, I'm a dog!"

"Now I understand a little bit why Fat Tiger wants to learn martial arts. If he doesn't learn martial arts, he may have died several times with his mouth."

……

The hostess smiled and asked, "Fat Tiger, how did you spend Qixi Festival in the past?"

"How else can I live? Live with my girlfriend!"

"Didn't you say that you haven't been in a relationship for the past two or three years?"

"That's right! When you don't have a girlfriend, how can you live alone!"

As he said that, Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said, "Actually, I want to tell you the real secret that a boy is most unwilling to face. Many so-called festivals nowadays are actually artificially hyped up. For example, Christmas Day Like, what does this have to do with our flower-growing family? But if someone with a heart wants to stir up this festival, if you don’t pass it, will your girlfriends think that you don’t love them enough? If you don’t buy some small gifts, can you still live?”

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, Zhan Langjing laughed and scolded: "Fat Tiger, don't tell the truth! Do you want to make movies in those festivals in the future?"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing, as if they wanted to cover up the slightly awkward atmosphere.Zhan Langjing was winking at Wu Hu, telling him to restrain himself.

After all, this remark is too easy to offend people.

Will no one know about this kind of thing?But since you know it, why no one said it?Businesses want to make money, the economy needs to be active, and everyone does not consume, so how can it work?
At this time, Wu Hu's live broadcast room suddenly became lively.

"Hahaha... It's so fucking real! I really want to cry, I forgot to buy a gift for my girlfriend today, she's already blown up."

"Then you are still watching the live broadcast here, be careful chasing your wife's crematorium!"

"Tired! Destroy!"

"No! It exploded? Did you poke it with a needle?"

"Estimated to be poked with a needle every day!"

"Hahaha……"

"I'm crying if I talk too much! I don't know which unscrupulous merchants started to speculate. Now that I see those advertisements, I have a headache and feel like my pocket is about to bleed again!"

"Is Fat Tiger shooting himself in the foot? Hahaha..."

"This is the invasion of Western culture, and it cannot be speculated by one or two merchants."

"No, today is Qixi Festival, the traditional Qiqiao Festival, a traditional festival for flower growers!"

"Our side is Ghost Festival, haha..."

"Laughing fart! We only buy gifts for our girlfriends, but you have to buy sacrifices for all eighteen generations of ancestors. Who is more miserable?"

"...Nai Nai is fierce! I can't refute it! You are awesome!"

"Hahaha……"

……

So, the interview was transferred from Wu Hu to Zhan Langjing.

Wu Hu actually didn't care about the arguments he said just now.

Because many things will not be transferred by his will, even if he shouts at the top of his voice, it will have no effect.The invasion of Western-style culture will not stop because of his blind comparisons, he just can't understand it.

In fact, even if he doesn't make blind comparisons, after they kill themselves, the Chinese people's thoughts will have a new understanding, and the traditional culture of planting flowers will also be revived.

When the catastrophe engulfing the whole world comes, Western culture will reveal their ridiculous side.Just like when the tide goes out, you will know who is swimming.

It's just that the festival of the goddesses will only go too far.

For the boys, what a miserable word!
But Zhan Langjing kindly reminded Wu Hu that he had no choice but to continue. After all, Zhan Langjing was out of good intentions, lest his unrestrained temper would cause trouble for himself.

But in Wu Hu's view, this is really no big deal.

In contrast, there are many people who speak more than him and sharper than him, such as the young racing driver writer.

Wu Hu, who stopped being interviewed, boiled fish soup.First fry the fish, then add water, then dried mushrooms, dried fungus, potatoes... all at once.

Although the program team gave them a small cake, but Wu Hu looked at the box, it was estimated to be six inches in size, and it was only a small piece for seven people to share.

Therefore, the fish soup had to be boiled, so as not to wake up hungry at night.

At this time, the host lady asked Zhan Langjing about the host lady he molested back then, and asked, "Is there anything you want to say to her?"

Zhan Langjing was a little speechless, but he didn't want to get angry, so he could only smile awkwardly: "This is too difficult, right! In fact, I haven't contacted her since then, and all I can say to her is blessings I wish her success in her work, good health and happy life!"

The host lady thought to herself, this guy also ran away after flirting!I didn't expect you, Brother Jing, to be this kind of man. I really misjudged you before!
So she couldn't help asking, "Why didn't you contact her?"

"..." Zhan Langjing was stunned for a moment, looked at the host lady with some puzzlement, and really wanted to ask: sister, what do you mean by holding on to this?
"Because of work! I used to be busy with work, filming, and special training in the army. Especially during the special training in the army, I was so tired that I didn't have time and energy to think about other things. When you get down, you want to fall asleep."

Zhan Langjing still has a good temper, although he was reluctant, he still answered.After all, the reason he reads books is to be able to talk to the idiot calmly.

Of course, it would be a bit too much to say that the hostess is an idiot.But the appearance of the hostess, who is pressing every step of the way, is indeed a bit silly.

"Have you ever thought about asking her out?" the hostess asked again.

Zhan Langjing was a little embarrassed, and cursed secretly: I hate Qixi Festival!
Others also felt that the host's question was too personal.Isn't that embarrassing?If Zhan Langjing had thoughts about others in his heart, then it would be fine, but if he had no thoughts, wouldn't it be nonsense and embarrass everyone?

Is this hostess's sister deliberately picking things up, or is she really stupid?

If you are really stupid, how can you be a host?

Obviously, the hostess did it on purpose.

Wu Hu said with a smile: "This kind of question is too personal! Aren't you forcing our brother Jing to pursue other young ladies? It's okay if we catch up in the future, but if we don't catch up in the end, wouldn't it make us Are you making fun of our Brother Jing?"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing, the laughter was more or less intentional.They probably wanted to use this laughter to cover up the embarrassment of Zhan Langjing!

Only Wu Hu knew in his heart that Zhan Langjing actually wanted to ask his future wife.That's why he said that, and by the way, explained Zhan Langjing's embarrassment.

With Wu Hu's words as proof, Zhan Langjing finally heaved a sigh of relief, and laughed loudly, "It's not, it's not... Actually, I thought about asking her out for dinner, mainly because I wanted to apologize to her face to face , After all, the interview with her was really rude. But I never picked the right time and timing, so I dragged it on until now..."

At this time, there is no appointment on Valentine's Day, and I am at home watching the live broadcast, and my childhood idol Nan Jie, when I heard what Zhan Langjing said, I don't know if what the other party said is true or not, but I have some expectations in my heart .

Of course, she didn't blame the host lady who asked Zhan Langjing this question like others did, but secretly gave her a thumbs up.

Well done sister!Love you!

At the beginning, Zhan Langjing ran away after teasing her, which made her somewhat dissatisfied with that childhood idol in her heart.But now, those dissatisfaction have gradually turned into expectations.

Of course, if Zhan Langjing didn't contact her in the future, it is estimated that this expectation will turn into greater dissatisfaction.At that time, it is estimated that it will really be a chasing wife crematorium.

Finally, Zhan Langjing quietly wiped the sweat from his forehead, escaped from the hostess in question to break the casserole and ask the end, and pulled Tie Tie in to cover his back.

Faced with Zhan Langjing's kindness of saying "You can ask Tietie and the others", Tietie's sister just wanted to say to Zhan Langjing: Listen to me, thank you!

Then she heard the host lady ask her the same question, "Tie Tie, how did you spend Valentine's Day before?"

Sister Tie Tie said with a smile: "When I was in school, I spent time with my classmates in the dormitory. If I was on the set, I spent time with the crew. Actually, I don't feel much about it."

"Have you ever received a Valentine's Day gift? When it comes to Valentine's Day, will you envy other girls who receive gifts?"

"Of course I received gifts, but I refused them all. As an artist, my age is not a good time to fall in love, so I won't be envious..."

Sister Tie Tie was calm and calm, and avoided all the questions. The host lady who asked the question cursed secretly, "Old fritters", and then turned the topic to Mina.

Meina, an honest child, is no match for the hostess's sister, three times, five divisions, only "uh, uh, uh..." is left.

The host lady asked her, "You were still in high school before! Have you ever had a puppy love?"

"Uh……"

Mina glanced at everyone, and found that everyone was looking at her with a smile, and didn't intend to help her, so she shook her head decisively, "No!"

"Is there a boy chasing you?"

"Uh……"

Mina couldn't help looking at Wu Hu.

Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said, "Answer it truthfully! If you don't want to answer, just say you have no comment, and the host sister won't eat you, what are you afraid of?"

When the hostess heard the words, she glared at Wu Hu and scolded with a smile: "Fat Hu, don't talk! The interviewer is Mina, not you!"

Wu Hu made a gesture of zipping his mouth, then spread his hands and shrugged.

In the live broadcast room at this time, the netizens had the same thoughts as the hostesses. What they liked to see most was a novice like Mina who shivered when faced with the host’s questions, and they could hear a lot of gossip.

A dead pig like Fat Tiger is not afraid of hot hob meat, which is love and hate.

The love is that he does dare to say so!
The hate is that he really dare not say it!
It's his own way, completely up to his own mood, it's hard for him to jump into the language trap set by the host.

Although the hostess made a bit of embarrassment to Zhan Langjing by pressing her every step of the way before, but everyone liked to hear about it.

When Wolf Warriors flirted with the hostess lady, everyone knew it, so naturally they expected a follow-up.After all gossip!Who doesn't like to hear it!
After Mina staggered and answered a few questions, the hostess changed her tone and asked with a smile: "Many netizens said, it can be seen that you have a good impression of Fat Tiger, and occasionally your actions are very intimate, Are you secretly in love?"

Hearing this question, Mina instinctively looked at Wu Hu.

Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said with a smile: "Sister, is it really okay for you to ask Nana like this? She is still a little girl, so I advise you to be kind!"

The hostess laughed and said, "I'm not talking nonsense, it's a question from netizens, they say people have sharp eyes, right?"

"No! Sometimes, they will be blind. For example, I worked so hard at the event last weekend, and they actually stabbed me in the back, causing me to lose my six consecutive championships..."

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.

The netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing and scolding, "Fat Hu is really a narrow-minded guy, he actually kept this in his heart!"

"Is the narrow-mindedness of this dog, Fat Tiger, a matter of a day or two? What's so strange about it?"

"No, don't you think that Fat Tiger said this on purpose to help Mina out? We need to hear Mina's answer, hey!"

"Fat Hu, go away, we want to hear what Mina has to say!"

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(End of this chapter)