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Chapter 278 Whoops!Fat Tiger, be yourself!

Wu Hu did go into the water, although he didn't think there would be a murder case in this place.Moreover, even if a homicide occurs, it is estimated that the dead body will not float to their island.How could the murderer be so stupid not to tie a heavy object to the corpse?

If it doesn't work, it can be divided and solved, and then feed the fish!
Of course, Wu Hu didn't think he thought so, it was because he had the potential to be a perverted murderer.It's that if you watch a lot of movies and TV series, you will naturally be able to get involved in certain plots.

But the world is so big, there are no surprises, if it is true?

Or which unlucky guy went out to sea and fell into the water?

Therefore, Wu Hu is going to go over and see the situation before talking.

Not long after, Wu Hu swam to the side of the corpse.The body was wearing a black office suit, black silk on the feet, and black hair hanging loose.

After observing its surroundings, Wu Hu heaved a sigh of relief, reached out and turned it over.This is not a real person, but a simulation model.

Seeing this, Wu Hu laughed, and pointed the camera lens on his forehead at the beautiful face that was pinched out, "Look! It's still a mixed race! I don't know what setbacks it has experienced, but it actually drifted on the sea , Was this abandoned by her master?"

After being stunned for a moment, Wu Hu laughed again, "Couldn't it be a big handmade figure bought by a big brother from the program group! This hobby is quite private. Hehe, brother, are you watching our live broadcast? Are you watching our live broadcast? My friend may be lost, do you want to claim it back?"

When the netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they also heaved a sigh of relief, and then couldn't help laughing out loud when they heard Wu Hu's pointed words.

"It's really possible that it belongs to a staff member of the program group. How could this thing float to their island?"

"That's right! And looking at the clothes, it's obviously new, and it shouldn't have been soaked in sea water for a long time!"

"This hobby, I like it!"

"This one is also my favorite! It's a pity that the price is a bit expensive!"

"How much? Do you want a month's salary?"

"As far as the average salary in the capital is concerned, half a month's salary should be required!"

"Is it vulgar? Is it disgusting?"

"You are noble, you are amazing...Wow bah!"

……

Wu Hu stretched his hand through the model's armpit and said with a smile, "Take it back to tease them!"

In the live broadcast room, many netizens burst out laughing when they heard this, "Fat Hu, be a human being! What should I do if I scare them out of their wits?"

"How can they be so unintimidated, at most it's a joke."

Just like that, Wu Hu took the dummy and swam back to the shore.

From far away, everyone gathered around the shore, stretching their necks and looking around.

Zhan Langjing asked loudly: "Fat Hu, what's the situation? Is it a real person?"

Wu Hu coughed lightly, "Old Hu, do you know artificial respiration?"

Old Hu Ying said: "Yes! What's wrong? That person is still alive? He can't be a staff member of the program team! Program team, have you seen it? Hurry up and send a medical team over!"

When he came to the shallow water, Wu Hu directly picked up the model, stepped on a string of water splashes, and walked quickly to the shore, "Give way, don't surround yourself, Lao Hu, hurry up and get ready..."

When everyone heard the words, they all dispersed nervously, asking Wu Hu to put him on the ground.

At this time, a piece of hair just blocked the model's face, and Lao Hu quickly squatted down, reached out to pull the hair off the model's face, and then stretched out his hand to pinch the other's cheek, wanting to check if there was anything else in the other's mouth. foreign body.

As a result, he was stunned when he pinched, "Oh shit! Fat Tiger, you should be a human being!"

Wu Hu who was sitting on the ground couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

Seeing Lao Hu's speechless expression, the netizens in the live broadcast room also burst out laughing.

Zhan Langjing and Ya Huazi looked at the figure on the ground, were stunned for a moment, and then laughed.Ya Huazi reached out and patted Wu Hu's broad shoulder, and scolded with a smile: "Why are you so annoying! You really scared us just now, and you thought it was real!"

Mina nodded in agreement, "I thought it was true too!"

Everyone laughed and cursed in a happy mood. At the end, Zhan Langjing laughed and said: "It seems that this thing has not been soaked in the sea for a long time, right? Whose could it be?"

Ya Huazi snorted softly, "Surely not a serious person!"

Both Mina and Tie Tie agreed.

Old Hu laughed and said, "You said, could it be someone from the show crew?"

Wu Hu nodded and said: "This possibility is very high!" He said, looking at the three girls who were constantly criticizing, "Although this hobby is a bit special, it doesn't hinder others. We shouldn't use strange Look at others from the perspective of others, especially as a public figure, we should look at everything with an inclusive perspective and learn to seek common ground while reserving differences. Moreover, this is someone else's private hobby, just like you like to collect shells, it is just a personal preference That's all, why do you have to classify it into elegant and vulgar?"

Wu Hu's words made the LSPs in the studio applaud.

"That's right! It's just a hobby, and it doesn't hinder other people. What's the big deal?"

"Has Fat Tiger started preaching?"

"There is something wrong with Fat Tiger's three views!"

"Is there a problem with the three views? I don't think there is any problem with Fat Tiger. Seeking common ground while reserving differences! It is the mind and tolerance that a mature man should have."

"Is there such a possibility that Fat Tiger actually likes big figures?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

"Hahaha……"

……

Just when Wu Hu and Lao Hu were discussing how to deal with this thing, Ya Huazi had already grabbed Wu Hu's arm and pulled him away, "Don't try to be lazy, go dig the razor clams!"

Wu Hu didn't shake off Yahuazi's hand, he guessed that Yahuazi might want to say: "Don't look at it, it's just a dummy, if you look at it again, I'll pinch you!" '

Wu Hu glanced at her and thought: No way!A dummy also eats vinegar?Unexpectedly, the majestic Miss Tianxian is still a little jealous!

After a small episode, everyone continued to collect seafood.

Lao Hu probably wanted to avenge the previous blow, and deliberately made Wu Hu unhappy, so he smiled and said: "Fat Hu, you fished that thing, or you take it back and forget it."

As a result, before Wu Hu could speak, Lao Hu suddenly felt that there were three pairs of eyes converging on him.This made him sneer, and muttered in his heart, Mina and Sissy are fine, what do you mean by that?Have you fallen too?

Fortunately, Tie Tie's gaze was quickly retracted, and the corners of his lips were slightly raised, as if he was watching a joke, which made Lao Hu a little uncertain about his guess.

Wu Hu smiled and said: "Why take it back? It's a waste of energy. I guess the program team will send someone over to take it away! This thing shouldn't be cheap. Its owner has lost it. I guess this will be in a hurry for it." What about fire! It’s impossible for a gentleman to take what others want!”

Old Hu smiled and said, "Fat Tiger, what is your relationship with a gentleman?"

"Yes! We are all poor!" Wu Hu said seriously.

"..."

Everyone looked at Wu Hu in bewilderment.

Wu Hu asked what kind of expression you have, "Have you never heard that sentence? A gentleman is always poor, and I am also poor. I have been poor for more than [-] years, and I am very stubborn..."

Milk Tea Lun laughed when he heard that, "Fat Tiger, don't mislead your son!"

"Yo! Brother Lun is indeed a man of culture!" Wu Hu laughed, "I thought you were all ignorant, so I wanted to fool you!"

Old Hu laughed and said: "Who do you underestimate? Don't think I don't know the saying 'a gentleman is always poor, but a villain is too poor'. Fat Tiger, you used to say that Sissi misunderstood her children, why are you starting to misunderstand her now?" Is he a child?"

Mina asked Wu Hu with some puzzlement, "Brother Hu, what does this sentence mean?"

The crowd didn't rush to answer Mina's question, after all, it's better for Wu Hu to say the answer himself, so as not to make people think that Fat Hu is really an ignorant guy.

Wu Hu smiled and said: "A gentleman is always poor, but a villain is too poor! This sentence means that no matter how poor a gentleman is, he can keep his integrity, and when a villain is poor, he will learn to be bad and act recklessly... You see, I am twenty years poor. It's been a few years, and I haven't done anything wrong, right, this is a gentleman!"

In the live broadcast room, a group of netizens complained about Wu Hu.

"If Fat Tiger was a gentleman, I would be a saint!"

"Secondary! If Fat Tiger is a gentleman, will there still be villains in this world?"

"It's a bit too much to say that the fat tiger is a villain, he is a slut at best!"

"Bitch? Cheap tiger? Cheap toothed tiger? Cheap tiger!"

"God meows this tiger, hahaha..."

……

Everyone was talking and laughing, rushing to the sea, and Zhan Langjing said with some puzzlement: "It stands to reason that such a private private thing, and it doesn't look cheap, it should not be easily abandoned by its owner. Then this thing How did it get to the sea?"

When everyone heard the words, they also felt that there was some truth.

Old Hu laughed and said: "Is there such a possibility that its owner found a real girlfriend, afraid of being found out by his girlfriend, so he secretly threw his body into the sea, destroying the body?"

"Then let's send it back..." Milk Cha Lun said, glancing at everyone.

Old Hu laughed and said, "It's a noble quality for us to pick up money and return it to its original owner!"

Hearing what Lao Hu said, his fans in the live broadcast room wanted to cover their faces.

Just when they were about to head back home, Xiao Zheng arrived in a speedboat.

Seeing Xiao Zheng coming, Wu Hu laughed, "Xiao Zheng, is that beautiful big figure yours? Your hobbies are quite special! But you have a good eye!"

"Bah! Fat Tiger, you are slandering me! I just obeyed Director Zhao's order and came here to bring this thing back!" Xiao Zheng immediately blew his wings and refused to admit it.

Wu Hu nodded, and stretched out his hand to press, "I understand! I understand! It's not yours, don't be angry! It's really embarrassing and irritating to have a special hobby discovered, I understand."

"You know the shit!"

"I really don't understand this! Do you understand?"

"..."

In the live broadcast room, seeing Wu Hu splash dirty water on Xiao Zheng, everyone laughed like crazy.

"What grudges, what grudges! Poor little Zheng, hahaha..."

"Fat Tiger is really ruining people! Is this really okay? Suddenly I feel that Xiao Zheng is so pitiful! If someone misunderstands him, the club will die!"

……

Seeing Zhan Langjing and the others couldn't help laughing, Xiao Zheng looked at Wu Hu with a begging look on his face, "Brother Hu, please let me go! This really isn't mine, I have a girlfriend, what do you want this thing for?" Well? If my girlfriend thinks I'm a pervert later, she will break up with me."

Wu Hu stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, "I'll be fine if I call Brother Hu earlier!"

"Damn! Fat... Brother Hu, you are too vengeful!"

"Huh? Hold grudges? You say I'm a villain?"

"No! What I mean is that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten lifetimes!"

Wu Hu continued to pat him on the shoulder, "A child can be taught!"

In the live broadcast room, netizens were already laughing, "It's over, another one has turned into a fat tiger shape. Poor Xiao Zheng, stand up! You can't be subdued!"

"The price is too high, Xiao Zheng can't afford it! Hahaha..."

"Fat Hu is really narrow-minded, why can he bear it when Ya Huazi calls him Fat Hu?"

"Is there such a possibility that Fat Tiger didn't find Yahuazi's painful foot!"

"So, Xiao Zheng is very bad?"

"No! Xiao Zheng basically doesn't want anything from Fat Hu, so since he started calling Fat Hu Fat Hu, he hasn't called him Brother Hu. Yahuazi still calls him Brother Hu occasionally."

"Hahaha... Poor little Zheng!"

……

Poor Xiao Zheng hugged that big figurine and boarded the speedboat, secretly slandering Fat Tiger for being a bad person, but there was no good way to deal with him.

Can't beat and beat, can't get tricked, mainly because the skin is not as thick as a fat tiger.So this dumb loss can only be admitted, so as not to really make people think that this big figure belongs to him.

On the program group side, Director Zhao is already scolding his mother.Because of such an oolong incident, some people on the Internet have already criticized some people in the program group for their perverted preferences.

Although Wu Hu and the others said that this is a matter of personal preference, there are always some people on the Internet who like to stand on the commanding heights of morality and give pointers to others.

It was originally just a small matter, but if it didn't work out, it would damage the image of their program group, which made him a little unbearable.

What was even more unbearable and what annoyed Director Zhao the most was, how did this thing get onto their tanker in the first place?
This is definitely the dereliction of duty of some staff members on board!

Wu Hu and the others didn't have time to help the program crew think about these problems. After they returned to the shelter, they started to make lunch.

After lunch, a lunch break begins.

As a result, before he woke up naturally, he was awakened by thunder.

Sure enough, Wu Hu's weather forecast was right this time.

Seeing the rain gradually appearing outside, Wu Hu and Lao Hu got up and quickly installed the mobile wall. As soon as it was installed, the wind and rain came as planned, splashing around the shelter.

Tie Tie sat up from the bed, fumbled in his backpack, then got out of bed and picked up his umbrella, ready to go out.The shelter was dim, and she didn't see what she put in her trouser pocket.

Wu Hu got up and said, "It's windy and rainy outside, bear with it for a while!"

Tie Tie shook his head. Seeing this, Wu Hu had no choice but to get up and follow, "I'll take you there! In case you are blown away by the wind with your umbrella!"

After going out, Wu Hu took the umbrella in her hand, blocked the slanting wind and rain with his strong body, and walked towards the toilet.

Seeing that she was not wearing a mic, Wu Hu asked, "Are you in such a hurry?"

Tie Tie lowered his head, looking hesitant to speak.

"What's wrong?" Wu Hu asked suspiciously.

Tie Tie was silent for a while, and said in a low voice, "Mine may be ahead of schedule!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)