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Chapter 370 Going back to my hometown for the New Year, my family's civil mansion
When I got home, it was past six o'clock, and it was already dark, but the entrance of their village was full of people, and everyone was chatting under the street lights.

On the big cement floor at the entrance of the village, there were fireworks all over the place. When Wu Hu got off the car, many people rushed towards those fireworks.

Not long after, the fireworks rose into the sky, and the whole village suddenly became lively.

Wu Hu saw the second and third uncles, as well as a group of seven aunts and eight aunts, as well as their children.Seeing this battle, Wu Hu reckoned that if Yahuazi came, he would probably be frightened.Of course, if Yahuazi came back with him, the battle would probably be even bigger.Maybe the whole town will come to watch the excitement, after all, it is a lovely person like a fairy.

Wu Hu gave the second and third uncles a few sticks of cigarettes, and asked them to help spread the cigarettes for the uncles in the village, one by one, so as not to be called stingy.

Not far from the entrance of the village, there is a small villa. The main body of the villa has been completed. It was Wu Hu who asked his father to find someone to build it, but the decoration inside has not yet been completed.

So when I come back this time, I can only continue to live in the old house.

When I returned to the old house, I was surrounded by the neighbors on the third floor and the outer three floors like last time.

There were several tables set up in Wu Hu's house, and some uncles who were good at wine, such as his uncle, had already sat down and had a drink with Wu Hu.

As their biggest concern, the first question the uncles asked him was how much he earned this year?I heard that celebrities earn a lot from endorsements.

Moreover, there is news on the Internet that he earned at least 500 million in the two boxing matches he fought last time. They really want to know whether the news is true or not.

Regarding this, Wu Hu half-truthfully said: "Sometimes there is 500 million, but the real amount is not so much. The tax that needs to be paid is a lot of money. I started a company, and the company's revenue this year is Five to sixty million, but I invested in two more movies, and in a blink of an eye there were only a few million left. After paying taxes, I will share it with other shareholders. Will the movie be a hit next year..."

Then an uncle said: "If you are like this, why don't you invest in movies! If you lose money investing in movies, your money will be wasted."

Wu Hu said with a smile: "I can't do without investment! If you only want to be an actor and star, in that circle, you have to work through your qualifications slowly. At the beginning, no one may be willing to invite me."

Wu Hu's second uncle picked up the wine glass, "Hey, let's not talk about this, who of you can understand! Come, drink and drink... By the way, Xiaohu, have you found your girlfriend yet?"

This is the favorite thing for uncles and aunts. Which young man has not encountered this kind of problem when he returns home during the Chinese New Year!In a few years, it will directly become a marriage reminder.

"Uncle, why am I looking for a girlfriend now! The most important thing now is to find money."

An unscrupulous elder brother laughed and said: "I think that little angel is very good. He is beautiful, and the children he will give birth to in the future will definitely be even more beautiful."

This is Wu Hu's peer, how old is Wu Hu, and now he has a family, so he speaks more directly, which immediately amused everyone.

"Brother, do you have an autographed photo of Sister Tianxian?" A cousin came up and asked.

Then she was ruthlessly driven away by her father, Wu Hu's third uncle, "Go, go, adults drink and talk, what do children get involved with?"

A 'family banquet' lasted from seven o'clock to ten o'clock. The wine in the house was wiped out by everyone, and a large tank of home-brewed rice wine was emptied, and then it stopped.

Those uncles were all staggering, and Wu Hu was still like a normal person.

Of course, his agility attribute was also increased from 91 to [95].

After sending away a group of neighbors, uncles and aunts, Wu Hu took out the prepared gifts and gave them to his family.A few signed photos of Yahuazi and Milk Tea Lun, and a few mobile phones, directly coaxed away the three cousins ​​of the uncle's family who were star-chasing age.

Then, looking at the remaining two little cousins ​​from the uncle's family and the three little boys from the elder brother's and sister's family, he showed a devilish smile and took out a bag of exercise books.

Seeing this, the eyes of the two little cousins ​​and the three cubs immediately changed from hope to despair, they turned around and ran, shouting as they ran, "Brother Hu (bad uncle, stinky uncle), don't pay any attention to me anymore!" You." That little appearance of running away made everyone laugh out loud.

Wu Hu laughed and said, "Just kidding, there are toy guns inside, don't you really want it?"

The five little guys were coaxed back by him again, and they really got some beautiful silver toy pistols, and five thin exercise books.The five little guys couldn't bear the temptation of the beautiful pistols, and wept bitterly, with a pistol in one hand and an exercise book in the other.

Then Wu Hu took out a few more mobile phones and gave them to his aunt's cousins, and the younger cousins ​​were some dolls or toys.

In the end, he took out a few more boxes from the big box, some famous watches and jewelry, none of which were too expensive. The famous watches were only [-] to [-] yuan, and the jewelry was only [-] to [-] yuan.

Uncles and aunts and several uncles and aunts have a share.

For the eldest brother and sister, Wu Hu sent bags with belts and the like.

The rest are clothes and skin care products for parents. His mother kept complaining, why buy these useless things?Why waste that money?
For these gifts alone, Wu Hu himself spent 40 to [-] yuan, and Wu Hu didn't know how much Ya Huazi and Tie Tie spent.Some of them were brought back from the kimchi country, a box and a half full, which can be regarded as the most gift-giving time in his life.

Wu Hu said with a smile: "I didn't buy those things for you, but some of my friends bought them. Let me bring them back and give them to you."

The sister-in-law said, "Fat Hu, the friend you mentioned is not a woman!"

Wu Hu smiled and said, "The two bags for you and my sister, and the clothes for my parents are all bought by Sissy. Those supplements are bought by Tie Tie."

Hearing this, everyone looked at Wu Hu's parents with smiles in their eyes, as if saying: Don't worry about Xiaohu, the future daughter-in-law already exists.

The two big boxes were emptied in an instant until only a few sets of his clothes were left.

After distributing the presents, the uncle, aunt, second uncle and third uncle took the younger generation back to their hometown.Although the old house has many rooms, it cannot accommodate so many people.

On New Year's Eve the next day, Wu Hu slept late, and before noon, a neighbor asked him to come to their house for dinner. This was a normal human relationship, and Wu Hu couldn't refuse.

What's more, the other party is still his childhood friend, who grew up playing together.It's just that he went to college, and the other party didn't go to school after junior high school.

In order not to be told that being a star would make him unrecognizable, Wu Hu had no choice but to take his brother-in-law to their house for a drink. The elder brother didn't like drinking, so he didn't go to join in the fun.

Wu Hu thought that the other party was just drinking and bragging with him, but unexpectedly asked him to help make up his mind, "Fat Hu, I want to build a small pig farm in the village. Do you think it's a good idea? Our village has A place that raises pigs..."

Wu Hu was stunned when he heard the words, nodded and said: "There must be a boss, but is the other party willing to let you in? There is only a pig farm in our village. You don't think that no one can see what's inside. Make a lot of money!"

The brother-in-law at the side said, "This is a monopoly! Has no one sued him?"

The neighbor Mr. Xu shook his head and said: "They didn't say they wouldn't let you raise them, but in the end most of them were raised, and all the pigs were raised to death. Although I knew it was the ghost of that family, I couldn't get the exact information. Evidence, what can we do with them? In the end, nothing is done. The worst time, almost killed people, but in the end, the murderer with a knife was sentenced to several years in prison. No one wants to touch this bad luck , not worth it!"

Aunt Xu also nodded and said, "Raising pigs is better than raising sheep! At least no one will destroy the sheep, and there have been many people who have eaten mutton in the past two years."

Wu Hu suddenly thought, doesn't he still have the skill of [Postpartum Care of Sows] in his backpack!Seeing Xu Zhixun's stocky bear appearance, Wu Hu took out the skill book, turned it into a ball of light, and patted him directly on the shoulder, "I'll raise a pig, I support you!"

Xu Zhixun was stunned, then scratched his head suddenly, "It's strange, why did I suddenly think about the postpartum care of sows. Cough cough, sorry, I'm not joking."

Hearing this, everyone at the table couldn't help laughing, making Xu Zhixun blush.

"After the Chinese New Year, the leaders of the village should come to me, and then I will mention this to them. It's just that the family is a bit of a rogue, so you have to be careful."

Xu Zhixun nodded.

In the afternoon, the second and third uncles brought their children to participate in the ancestor worship.

After the New Year's Eve dinner, Wu Hu took the three star-chaser cousins ​​out for a walk in the village, answering them some secrets about the entertainment industry.

Of course, it is an answer with reservations.

"Brother Hu, how about I also apply for art school in the future?" Wu Hu's third uncle's little cousin, who is already a sophomore this year, suddenly asked Wu Hu.

Wu Hu said with a smile: "You are a girl, I don't recommend you to enter this industry. The temptation of this industry is too great, and you may not be able to handle it."

Speaking of which, the cousins ​​of their family are basically considered online in terms of appearance.

After a pause, he continued: "Of course, you can ask yourself, do you really want to do this job? Is it out of interest, or is it because you see that someone can make a lot of money? Although I am your brother , I can provide you with some opportunities in this line of work, but if you haven’t mastered your own skills, I can’t help you for the rest of your life.”

"Brother, it is said on the Internet that there are many unspoken rules in your business, is it true?" the little cousin asked curiously.

Wu Hu sighed softly: "All walks of life have their own hidden rules, and in the entertainment industry, there are too many handsome men and beautiful women, so there are naturally many temptations. After some people come in, they can't control their hearts, or they are inflated, or complacent. , and then get involved in things like gambling, drugs, etc. Once you get involved in these things, your life will basically be ruined."

"In short, I don't really hope that you will go down this road. There are many ways to make money. As long as you can study well and practice your skills well, you don't have to worry about not having a way out in the future."

After educating the next three star-chasing cousins, Wu Hu and the others came to the canteen in the village. This is the most lively place in their village. There are already several tables of mahjong and poker, and some people are setting up water.

Wu Hu, who was just saying don't get involved in gambling, drugs, etc., directly participated in it after being greeted by a group of Fa Xiao, and played tricks with them.

The little cousin watched happily, while the little cousin turned around and went out with her mouth curled up, "Brother Hu's mouth is a deceit, I almost believed him!"

The second uncle's big cousin who has gone to college smiled and said, "Small bets are fun! The bets Brother Hu is talking about must be the kind of big bets! Look at the money on their table, is there more than one thousand?"

A thousand dollars, to Wu Hu, is not as good as a cigar!

He checked the brand of the cigar that the system gave him, and found that a cigar cost several hundred dollars, and it was almost 5000 yuan if it was exchanged for flower coins.

After playing for a while, the second and third uncles took their families back to the village.

Wu Hu followed out, took out the red envelopes he had prepared earlier from his coat, and handed them to several cousins, "Gong Xi Fa Cai! Study hard and make progress every day!"

"Thank you Brother Hu!" Several cousins ​​were not polite to him.

After seeing them off, Wu Hu didn't play anymore, but played with his mobile phone.

There are a lot of information in the phone, Ya Huazi and Tie Tie, as well as Mina, Da Cake Niang, Ouch Little Sister, and some other friends I know.

Although the considerate Miss Baconiang is not as clingy as the two younger sisters, the occasional provocative words can make Wu Hu enter the state of preparation for battle in an instant.

It made him have no time to watch the Spring Festival Gala, let alone play cards with Fa Xiao.

The next day, some netizens on the Internet questioned, "Why didn't Fat Tiger go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"I also find it strange that Fat Tiger's songs are much better than the ones I heard last night, okay?"

"Brother Lun's "Lanting Preface" is also good!"

"Actually, Fat Tiger's "Fulfillment of Wishes" is completely enough for the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Aren't those four English songs not enough?"

"For the Spring Festival Gala, it's better to sing the language of flowers!"

"Fat Hu became popular too late. When his album came out, the program of the Spring Festival Gala was already scheduled. I hope to see Fat Hu in the Spring Festival Gala next year!"

"Hey, Fat Tiger, don't you come out to say a word when you go back to your hometown for the New Year? You haven't greeted everyone yet! Don't be lazy!"

……

Wu Hu, who was celebrating Chinese New Year, was happily playing cards with his friends, but he was pulled out of the crowd by a phone call from Ronaldinho.

"Brother Hu, would you like me to post a Weibo post for you to wish your fans a new year?"

"Uh! Forget it, I'll post it myself!"

Wu Hu returned home, took a selfie in front of his old house, and compared it, and then posted it on Weibo with the caption: "Compare everyone first! I wish you all a happy new year! See No? My family's civil mansion covers an area of ​​more than 200 square meters!"

Boring sand sculpture netizens saw Wu Hu's Weibo, and they were instantly amused.

Then a netizen replied with a picture, "Let’s compare it to everyone first! I wish everyone a happy Chinese New Year! Did you see that? My domineering Land Rover doesn’t burn gasoline on the road!"

There is also a picture of a dilapidated donkey cart at the back.

Affected and inspired by these two pictures, the following sand sculpture netizens came out with all kinds of sculptures. There is a dog with long hair fluttering, saying it is 'my wife'; someone has a bumpy head and a Buddha's body. , said it was 'my family is slow'; someone sent out the blades of a big windmill and said it was 'my family's 40-meter long knife'...

It didn't take long for "I'll compare you guys first" to become a hot word, and Wu Hu's trend of inversions also became popular on the Internet.

Even Yahuazi and Tie Tie played along for a while, and then some other celebrities who knew Wu Hu also followed suit.

At this time, Wu Hu, who didn't know it, was still fighting endlessly with the boys!
(End of this chapter)