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Chapter 860 If Du Xiaoshuai saw this scene, he would faint in the toilet from crying

Chapter 860 If Du Xiaoshuai saw this scene, he would faint in the toilet from crying
Whew, is it a demon spirit?Someone here is telling the truth!

Wu Hu did have this idea. Originally, he was thinking that he might as well just fight for the whole game. Anyway, it's not like he didn't have the physical strength.

If we really do that, then this game will definitely be regarded as the most special game in history.

But think about it, playing for a whole game is a bit bullying. Not only bullying the opponent, but also bullying one's own players. It seems a bit unjustifiable that one's own players didn't score a point in the finals.So he thought that as long as he broke [-], he could break Lao Zhang's record.But then I thought about it, and it didn’t seem very good-looking.

After much deliberation, he thought from 101 to 108, and finally thought of 110, Yaoyaoling, far ahead... He was indeed far ahead!

But on the surface, Wu Hu naturally couldn't admit it, so he used his master-level performance, showing a look of surprise and surprise, "It's true! If you hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have thought of going there. I have a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, I like symmetry, and I also like data to be neat and tidy. I can’t help but click on the little red dot of information on my phone... I don’t know if any of you are like me. so."

Then several female reporters not far from him nodded their heads.

In fact, they were definitely not the only ones with this kind of mild obsessive-compulsive disorder. They just didn't expect that Wu Hu actually had such an ordinary side.

"Tiger, do you think your strength surpasses that of basketball god Michael Dunk?" Someone changed the topic and started to make trouble.

Wu Hu smiled and said: "If you want to talk about my contribution to the promotion of basketball, then I will definitely not be as good as McQuack and others. This is why he is respected as the god of basketball! But let me challenge him one-on-one. If so, he probably only has the ability to roll over and lean back to be effective for me.”

It doesn't matter to Wu Hu. If you want to cause trouble, just make it bigger.In terms of strength, I am just stronger than that Mai Kou Jiao and others, so why not!

Although Wu Hu seemed a bit arrogant when he said this, everyone had to admit that this was the fact.After all, Wu Hu is the one who can prevent the Chosen One from crying. The speed and strength of Mai Kou Jiao and others are definitely not as good as Wu Hu, so the only thing left is to turn over and lean back!
And just for Wu Hu's exaggerated 110 points tonight, everyone has to admit that even looking at the entire history of the league, his strength is also the most powerful.

Of course, although everyone admits that he is very powerful, they still feel that historical superstars such as McDonough, Bird, and Magic Johnson can still compete with him.Everyone doesn't think Wu Hu is much better than these people.

It's a pity that these people have retired, and Wu Hu can't prove that he is better than them.

Although in terms of physical fitness, he is definitely unique in history, but playing basketball does not rely entirely on physical fitness. At least Bird's physical fitness is not at a historical level.

……

When Wu Hu was being interviewed by the media, brothers Carter and Tracy were already crying.They have struggled in the league for so many years and bounced around several teams. Now they finally got what they wanted and won the championship. It is really not easy!
Especially Trish, his body can no longer support him to continue playing. He is about to retire, but he has been unable to win the championship for a long time, and his beard has turned gray.

After all, his former partners both won two championships, and he was about to build a dynasty. How could he be more reserved!In the past, when he faced the media, he would say sourly that he had never worked with a superstar.

But after Dayao teamed up with the Black Mamba and won the championship in the first year, he no longer dared to say such harsh words.He even has to deal with other people's cynicism towards him - didn't you say you've never partnered with Super Giant?So what happened when Yao and Black Mamba won the championship?

But for the sake of the championship, he still had to find the Black Mamba to cooperate with his former partner. It didn't matter if he hugged the thigh. Anyway, he was the champion now. It was impossible to say that he didn't hug the thigh. After all, he really couldn't fight well. Moved.

Sure enough, the Laker's thigh was caught by him, and he was together with his cousin and Ai.The four top shooting guards in the past formed a team together and said that the spending was well arranged.

At this time, Ai Ze stared, trying not to let tears fall, but the red eyes still betrayed him.At this time, he grinned and put his hands to his ears from time to time, as if listening. His fans were also calling him crazily.

Black Mamba and Dayao are also very excited, not only because of the championship, but also because they created a dynasty together.Although Wu Hu has made the greatest contribution to this dynasty, if he and Dayao hadn't wanted to invite him, how would Wu Hu have come to play?

Anyway, he has already won eight championships. The Black Mamba grinned and his mood was so exciting, no matter whether this championship was led by Wu Hu or not.

The members of the Cavaliers looked at the reveling Lakers players and fans and left the stage with envy, leaving the stage to them.

The little bald Joke came out with the championship trophy and started his first championship award speech after taking the stage. There were boos from the bottom, no one wanted to listen to his nonsense.

After a while, knowing that he had a boring little bald head, he smiled and announced that the team that won the 2013-2014 NBA championship was the Lakers.

Then, there was another round of cheers.

Black Mamba took the trophy from the young bald man and handed it to Wu Hu. Wu Hu casually handed the trophy to Ai. He believed that others wanted to touch this thing more than he did.

Sure enough, those who had not won the championship immediately started kissing the trophy after touching it. Wu Hu would never kiss this thing anyway.

This thing went full circle and returned to the hands of coaches, managers, and their boss Buss Jr.Although little Bas was very happy, his smile was a bit forced.

Because Wu Hu is retiring and no longer playing, what will the Lakers do next season?
With only an aging Black Mamba and an aging big man left, the Lakers will have no chance next season!

Unfortunately, he couldn't stop Wu Hu who didn't want to play.

After that, the MVP of the finals fell to Wu Hu without any suspense, and it was unanimously approved.Three games of 50+ and one game of 110. This kind of crazy performance has never happened before and will never happen again in the future.

Therefore, in the face of such a situation, no one wants to be treated as a joke.

Therefore, Wu Hu won the trophy without any doubt.

Holding the trophy and spinning around, after receiving a burst of cheers from the fans, Wu Hu took the microphone handed to him by the Black Mamba, coughed slightly, and said with a smile: "Thank you to my fans, thank you to the Lakers fans, and thank you too." To all the media who voted for me, thank you."

Wu Hu said, bowing slightly in all directions, and then continued: "Actually, you don't have to be too happy. I can win this award entirely due to my strength."

Hearing Wu Hu's words, the whole audience was stunned, and then burst into laughter. Some celebrities sitting in the front row even leaned forward and backward with laughter.

This guy is indeed someone who can make such a joke.

"Okay, just kidding, let's lighten the mood first, and then tell everyone seriously about another thing. That's right! What I want to say is that I am about to retire. You heard me right, yes, I do Ready to retire..."

"Oh NO! Tiger, don't leave! The Lakers can't live without you!"

Lakers fans shouted on the sidelines, and even some young fans couldn't help crying, as if the sky was about to fall.

"Tiger, can't the Lakers give you the absolute maximum salary? There are many other teams in the league! As long as you are willing, there are many teams who want you..." Wu Hu laughed and said: "Don't talk about us like that. The boss, he is not a stingy guy. In order to retain me, he has offered me a generous salary. However, this game is no longer exciting for me. Maybe this is the trouble of genius!"

Although this is not the first time Wu Hu has mentioned to everyone that he is retiring, everyone still feels a little uncomfortable when they hear the news again.

But it's not hard to understand, because this guy does have this strength. Two years after entering the league, he pinned the chosen one to the ground and rubbed him for two years.

When other teams competing for the championship encountered him, they were all swept out. It was no problem for one person to take on a team, and tonight he scored an exaggerated 110 points.

What kind of fun can such a person find in this league?

More importantly, this guy is so rich that he doesn't need to worry about life at all.

Wu Hu pretended to show off and smiled: "Okay, today is not the time for my retirement speech. I just want to inform everyone so that everyone can be mentally prepared. Next, it is time for our carnival, City of Angels , Lakers Dynasty..."

Wu Hu raised his trophy.

"Lakers dynasty, Lakers dynasty..."

Countless fans put aside their worries and cheered and shouted along.

The staff brought champagne and everyone sprayed with joy.

……

After the carnival after the game, everyone returned to the locker room to take a shower. Ai said, "I'll invite everyone to the bar to have fun later. Let's have some wine and beautiful women. Tiger, are you going?"

Wu Hu glanced at Ai and smiled: "I'm very sorry! Ai, it's not that I don't want to give you face."

Ai shrugged his shoulders, "I'm just asking. I know someone is waiting for you, and there are more than one."

After discussing this issue with a group of scumbags in the group industry, Wu Hu changed his clothes and was about to go home, and then the voice of the Black Mamba came from behind him.

"Tiger, wait, let's go together!"

In the parking lot, Wanisha and Aunt Meizuan were waiting.

Little Gianna rushed towards Wu Hu, "Master, let me see your trophy."

Wu Hu smiled and said: "Don't your dad also have one? And this trophy is exactly the same as the one at my home. What's so good about it?" But he still handed the trophy over and said, "I'll give it to you. When you grow up, Take one and give it to Master."

"Ha... let's make an agreement then!"

"Well, it's done!"

Wu Hu bumped fists with little Gianna, then got into Black Mamba's car, holding Gianna on his lap while Aunt Diamond and the others followed with Ronaldinho.

The entertainment reporters squatting in the parking lot felt a little regretful that they did not take a picture of Wu Hu and Aunt Meizuan in the same car.

In fact, even if he didn't take Black Mamba's car, Wu Hu would not take the car of Aunt Meizuan and the others. In this regard, Wu Hu was still very careful.

Of course, even if he was photographed, he would not admit it.

"Corvo, do you have something to say to me?"

"Well, what I want to say is that I am also planning to retire after playing for one more year next year." Corvo said with a smile: "In addition, the boss told me that he will retire your jersey and give you a statue."

Wu Hu smiled and said, "Why didn't he tell me himself?"

"I guess I'm going to tell you after you give your retirement speech!" Corvo smiled and finally said, "Yao also said he was ready to retire."

"Next year when you all retire, the Lakers will start rebuilding. Will the boss's sister come back to compete with him for power?"

That old aunt was so greedy for him back then!
It's a pity that this Aunt Jenny is not as charming as Aunt Fuguihua. Wu Hu couldn't eat it, so he could only express his gratitude.

Corvo shook his head and said: "We outsiders can't get involved in this kind of thing. We are already retiring anyway, so let them do whatever they want!"

"By the way, when is the championship parade? I have to return to China after that."

"Probably in a week! We will also go to the flower garden this year. I hope you will be fine at that time."

"Don't worry, I really have nothing to do. I won't be working until September. At most, I just go to the company occasionally..."

When Wu Hu returned home, it was already around twelve o'clock at night.

Except for Weiwei and the big husky girl who didn't come back, Swifty, the widowed sister, Auntie Diamond, and Ronaldinho were all here.Wu Hu looked exhausted and slumped on the sofa, preparing to trick a few women into giving him a massage. They would give him a massage, including hand and foot push, or even aggressive push. The main theme was one word - -enjoy!
After all, after playing a good night's game and achieving such a high achievement, why can't we just enjoy it?Wu Hu also wanted them to play music and dance one by one!
As a result, the widow sister sat on him the next moment and slid her fingers from his chest to his abdomen, "Tiger, are you finally feeling tired? Are you okay that night?"

Feeling her fingertips constantly stimulating his skin, Wu Hu's goosebumps stood up.She giggled happily and began to sway through her clothes. She looked so slutty that Swift and the others had no choice but to lose.

If Du Xiaoshuai saw this scene, he would definitely cry and faint in the toilet.

(End of this chapter)

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