Chapter 89 I Woke Him Up With Urine
"Yeah!"

The fat man's eyes were wide open, and he looked at Lao Hu fiercely, his eyes shone with a frightening light, like a beast out of control.

"Den!"

Lao Hu took a step back subconsciously, his heart twitched violently, obviously he was taken aback.

"Shh!"

Fatty didn't give Lao Hu time to think, he pulled out the black gold engineer shovel in his backpack, and was about to swing it down at Lao Hu's head.

I go!

Lao Hu was startled again.

Old Hu knew the black gold engineer shovel in Fatty's hand. It was a weapon Su Mo gave to Fatty.

If he was chopped off, his head would definitely be separated, and even the Immortal Da Luo would not be able to save him.

"This fat man!"

Su Mo cursed angrily, reacted quickly, and Taxue Wuhen flew over lightly, directly pulling the stunned old Hu to the back, then raised his right foot, and kicked the fat man to the ground violently.

"I'll go, Fatty is really fucking evil..."

Lao Hu patted his little heart, this time he was really scared.

Not only Lao Hu, but also Shirley Yang on the shore was stunned by this scene, the shovel just now.But it's a dead end.

The fat man fell to the ground, and Su Mo subdued the fat man with a single grab.

Xue Liyang ran over quickly, her face full of panic, "What's going on, when I was in Tiangong, I felt something was wrong with him..."

Lao Hu breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly came back to his senses this time. Hearing Xue Liyang's question, he couldn't help guessing: "Nine times out of ten, I fell for that puppet's way..."

"Crack!"

Suddenly, a crisp sound attracted Lao Hu's attention. Lao Hu looked up and found a piece of ancient jade falling from the fat man's pocket.

"What is this?"

Lao Hu lowered his body and picked up the ancient jade, "Could it be that Fatty got it from the Heavenly Palace again, Fatty, how many times have I told you not to touch the things in the tomb, you just won't listen... "

"hey-hey…"

The fat man grinned ghostly for a while, as if possessed by a demon.

Old Hu was furious, "Don't make ghosts laugh at you, I'll tell you, I'm carrying a mahogany sword..."

"Uh... woo!"

The fat man who had been subdued by Su Mo struggled violently again, his voice was intermittent.

Shirley Yang Dao frowned, "He seems to have something to say, he seems to be unable to control himself, what's going on here?"

Su Mo shook his head, "It's nothing serious, I accidentally caught someone else's word..."

Lao Hu is angry at the moment, but he also knows that this fat man was raped by others because of this piece of ancient jade.

This fat man won't change after repeated admonitions!

"Snapped!"

Su Mo directly knocked out the fat man with a hand knife.

Xue Liyang took the ancient jade from Lao Hu's hand, and said, "Is it caused by this thing?"

"Ok!"

Su Mo nodded, "That's it, Fatty, you should be honest for a while now."

Su Mo bit his finger, and two drops of blood splashed on the fat man's forehead and mouth respectively, "It's done!"

Lao Hu blinked, "Is this all right? Don't you need to rest for a while?"

Su Mo laughed dumbfounded, "Recuperate? Can this place allow him to recuperate?"

Lao Hu glanced around, it was gloomy, like hell, self-cultivation... self-cultivation ass!
Xue Liyang asked puzzledly: "Can blood cure Gu?"

Su Mo shook his head: "No, only my blood will do."

Hearing this, Xueli Yang and Lao Hu also remembered.Su Mo's blood does have a lot of magic. When he was in the ancient city of Jingjue, his blood saved many people many times.

Xue Liyang looked at the fat man, as if he remembered something, and said: "I read some information before coming here. The ancient Dian Kingdom has a tongue gu. It can psychedelic people's minds and control people's vocal cords. Look at the fat man. It is probably I got caught in this tongue poison..."

"okay…"

Lao Hu stepped forward. "Since Brother Su said it's all right, then it's all right, I'll wake up this fat man, don't waste our time looking for Muchen Bead..."

"Clap clap..."

After finishing speaking, Old Hu slapped the fat man on the face.

Su Mo stared blankly.After all, they are brothers who grew up together, and the methods of waking up people are so different.

Xueli Yang persuaded with a smile: "Hey, take it easy, it's not good-looking in the first place, and if you break it, how can you marry a wife..."

Su Mo shook his head with a smile, then took out a jug of water from his backpack, and poured it directly on the fat man's face.

"Cough! Cough!"

The fat man coughed twice and slowly opened his eyes. He glanced at Su Mo, then at the angry old man and Xue Liyang with a smile in his eyes.

"........."

After a moment of silence, not knowing what to say, he simply turned his eyes dark and began to pretend to be dizzy.

Although Fatty couldn't control his body, he still remembered what happened.

Such a big disaster happened.This meeting can only pretend to be dead.

Lao Hu knew Fatty too well, and he recognized Fatty's faking death at a glance.I couldn't help feeling angry, "Brother Su, it seems that your method doesn't work, let's keep the water, we have to drink it in the future..."

"I've been holding back my urine all the way, just in time..."

"Xue Liyang, you avoid it..."

"it is good!"

Sydney Yang responded with a smile.

Hearing this, the fat man quickly opened his eyes. "I'm awake, Commander Hu, I'm awake, I'm really awake!"

Seeing everyone looking at him with weird faces, the fat man hurriedly begged for mercy, "I really know I was wrong. Really, really. You three masters, please show mercy and let me go, I really know I was wrong. You Let me go please!"

Su Mo saw that it was getting late, and he stopped messing around with the fat man. After a lesson, the four of them set off again.

The four of them held hand lamps and walked down the steps step by step. There were hundreds of stone steps, and there were many stone statues on both sides.

Everyone walked past cautiously, and they saw a tomb door.The four of them shined their flashlights on the door of the tomb.

I saw two golden ancient characters on the top of the tomb door. Coincidentally, the fat man just knew these two characters.

The fat man complained: "Hey, you said that this old man Xianwang is quite shameless, just broke the stone gate and named it Tianmen, I just huh..."

"Don't talk nonsense..."

Old Hu gave Fatty a blank look, and then explained: "This Tianmen is not an ordinary Shimen. If my guess is not wrong, it should be used for Xianwang Laoer's body to be dissected into immortals to ascend to heaven."

"In the mausoleum system, this kind of heavenly gate is generally not locked!"

The fat man looked confused, "Not locked? Why not locked?"

Shirley Yang said: "It seems that he is very confident in the design of his tomb. He believes that no one will guess that the underground palace of Xianwang is underwater..."

Suzhou nodded: "This King Xian has some skills, and he is naturally full of confidence. In addition to his arrangement along the way, even Chen Xiazi and Xiling Litu have all confessed to the outside of Chonggu Valley!"

"Come on, since King Xian has reserved the door for us, then don't be too polite, let's go in quickly!"

said the fat man.

The four continued to walk through the last few steps, and walked directly to the tomb door.

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ps: Yunnan Bug Valley is coming to an end, my brain hurts a bit,
(End of this chapter)

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