Injustice Queen and her sixth assistant

Chapter 107 Didn't say it was zero cards! (I want a thousand monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass!)

Yu Wei smiled and shook his head when he heard Ye Mengjie's words, "Boss, you are worried about the heat."

"but!"

Yu Wei suddenly stopped, Ye Mengjie looked up at Yu Wei with puzzled eyes, and motioned to Yu Wei to say!
Talk halfway, how many mothers are you?

Yu Wei calmly saw Ye Mengjie's attention on her and said, "Boss, where do you usually look at the calories when you eat?"

"Karma?" Ye Mengjie was caught off guard by Yu Wei's words, the fox's eyes crinkled tightly, and then Ye Mengjie said uncertainly: "Uh... it should be the list of ingredients, and then calculate the calories of carbohydrates and fats. "

After hearing these satisfied words, Yu Wei said to Ye Mengjie earnestly, "Boss, do you know the difference between humans and animals?"

"..."

When Ye Mengjie heard this, she directly started to play without any hesitation, she wanted to have a close contact with Yu Wei's ear, but as a high-end FPS player, Yu Wei was not too familiar with this kind of dynamic vision, so she dodged to hide Afterwards, Yu Sheng said: "Boss! You look like a shamed orangutan now."

After Yu Wei said this, he actually nodded his head, his eyes were sincere without a trace of affectation, as if Yu Wei was telling the truth now.

Ye Mengjie's forehead tightened, and there were dense black lines.

"Guess what I'll say." Ye Mengjie said with a smile.

"Guess you can swear..." Yu Wei took a step back subconsciously.

Ye Mengjie smiled lightly, stretched her neck, and came to Yu Wei's, Yu Wei wanted to hide, but Ye Mengjie's eyes made Yu Wei dare not move...

At this time, the two were very close, and some people in the fast food restaurant who looked at Yu Wei and Ye Mengjie thought they were there, that...

I couldn't help but shook my head and muttered: "The young lovers are not only blind, but also shameless! The world is getting worse!!"

Ye Mengjie's small mouth slowly approached Yu Wei's ear, and the hot and humid breath hit Yu Wei's earlobe, Yu Wei's body froze for some reason!
And Ye Mengjie's magnetic voice slowly said: "Sha~pen!"

Yu Wei: "..."

Yu Wei doesn't have much feeling for the word Ye Mengjie, after all, it's like playing cotton~

Immediately, Ye Mengjie sat back in her seat with a smile, and raised her brows towards Yu Wei, who seemed extremely aggrieved.

Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie and thought to himself: It's so dangerous, the second brother was almost invincible just now!

Yu Wei didn't know why inexplicably added another label to Ye Mengjie in his heart - stunner!
Yu Wei shook his head hastily, he couldn't talk anymore, there are too many words...

Yu Wei hurriedly brought the topic back.

"Okay, boss, let's continue the topic just now, what did I just say?"

Ye Mengjie was speechless about Yu Wei's memory, how could this kind of brain write songs?

It's outrageous!
But Ye Mengjie still rolled her eyes and said, "You just said, what is the difference between humans and animals!"

"Oh, the difference between humans and animals is that humans know how to use tools, and they know how to change things in the process of using tools! Remember this boss!"

When Yu Wei said the second half of the sentence, his temperament changed instantly!

In Ye Mengjie's eyes, Yu Wei grew up inexplicably, like a young man who "has a poetic spirit in his belly".

There is another profoundness of a philosopher.

To put it simply, Yu Wei is pretending to be coercive, and it's on Ye Mengjie's point...

Ye Mengjie looked at Yu Wei in disbelief, shook her head hastily, put her slender fingers on her eyes and rubbed it, Ye Mengjie felt for a moment that Yu Wei had drugged herself, a hallucinogenic drug!
Ye Mengjie immediately closed her silver teeth, and looked at Yu Wei with blurred eyes, "Okay, I remember, so what exactly are you trying to express!"

"Hee hee~" Yu Wei smiled and said, "Just like what I just said, people, be flexible! Do you think these ingredients don't have the ingredient list you just mentioned, and what does it mean if there is no ingredient list?"

"What does it mean?" Ye Mengjie asked like a fanboy.

"It means not saying! And not saying is zero card!"

"Karma?!" Ye Mengjie was stunned.

Yu Wei continued to talk eloquently: "I didn't say it was zero calories, no calories! And I just removed the skin, this is the calorie gap! Rounding up is negative calories! And you know something called left-handedness ?"

"You don't need to understand it, you just need to know that it can help burn calories. If you eat on the left side later, it will be a calorie deficit!"

"Now you eat it again! The calories of this thing have become negative!"

"Aren't you so skinny?"

"And it's possible that this chicken was still a wild chicken, and your mouth was not moving after you ate it?"

"What are you worried about, boss!"

"If you eat it now, it will help you lose weight! Boss, eat it!"

Yu Wei lifted the hamburger on the dinner plate and handed it to Ye Mengjie, who was stunned.

It's the first time I've heard of it since I was born. I didn't say that the ingredient list is zero calories.

It stands to reason that Ye Mengjie wouldn't believe it, but what Yu Wei said was too reasonable!
And as far as the matter is concerned, there is no blind spot in what you say, and you just need to quote the classics!

Ye Mengjie's eyes were fixed on the hamburger Yu Wei handed over, and she suddenly felt slurred, and couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

Ye Mengjie suddenly raised her head and looked at Yu Wei seriously, "You won't lie to me?"

"Am I that kind of person?"

"Caloric deficit, boss! You have to eat less later, or you will lose weight!"

Ye Mengjie asked again: "Didn't you say it was zero card?"

"Yes! It's zero cards if you didn't say it!"

"Boss, do you want to eat it? If you don't eat it, I will eat it alone. Anyway, I don't have any calories, so I will lose weight!"

After Yu Wei finished speaking, she wanted to take the burger back, but Ye Mengjie now...Ye Mengjie believed it!

Ye Mengjie immediately whispered: "Wait a minute!"

"I didn't say it was zero card!" Ye Mengjie deceived herself.

Immediately, he snatched the hamburger from Yu Wei's hand, opened the paper package and ate it.

Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie's sips, but the frequency of eating was not satisfied, and smiled gratifiedly.

eat more!

My purpose is not so simple!
We all know Wallace has another name!
Next, Yu Wei plans to eat a chicken drumstick.

But Ye Mengjie, like a tigress protecting food, gave Yu Wei a vicious look, but then thought that it would be bad to die of weight, so she mercifully "gifted" a chicken leg to Yu Wei.

Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie's operation, and shook his head regretfully, "Boss, wait a minute and don't lose weight!"

"Leave me alone!"

Yu Wei tutted and shook his head.

"Oh!" Yu Wei complained in a low voice, but Ye Mengjie didn't care.

At the same time, he continued to hypnotize himself in a low voice: "I didn't say it was zero calories, remember to eat with the left tooth, left-handed, caloric deficit, wait until you lose weight!"

Looking at the expression on Yu Wei's face at this time, could it be that beauty has blossomed in his heart.

What happened to Ye Mengjie today?

Why are you so easy to fool?
Do you really believe this?

Tsk tsk, why does it feel like after staying with this bitch Ye Mengjie for a while, this bitch's IQ has been declining.

do not care!
Eat more!

I'll take you to eat delicious food later!
quack quack! ! !
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