Injustice Queen and her sixth assistant

"Your song is undoubtedly the ceiling of Chinese pop music. At the same time, there are also a lot of music on the Douyin platform. The main part of our interview today is to let you listen to our current Douyin. As BGM is also ranked in the top ten music, and then let you evaluate it."

Yu Wei nodded, indicating yes.

Then the staff on the Douyin side, holding the Ipad aside, said again: "In the past year, many songs have exploded on Douyin, and four of the top ten songs are from you, Mr. Yu Wei. "Qilixiang", "The Seed in the Opposite Direction", "Take Off", "Preference""

"Of course there are six more songs. When your songs were not online, Douyin also exploded with six songs."

"We'll let you listen to it today."

Yu Wei nodded and reached out to take the ipad.

Immediately after that, the number one song other than Yu Wei's was played.

This song, how should I put it, is very good.

Are you listening to the melody, that is, every movement and every movement, that kind.

And then bouncing...

The corner of Yu Wei's mouth froze when he heard it, and then he pursed his lips again. This song lasted for 2 minutes very quickly. After listening to it, Yu Wei was silent for a long time.

Studio.

"I know this song!"

"Who doesn't know this song? When Yu Wei didn't release the song, this song dominated Douyin! Of the ten videos, seven are of it!"

"Honestly, this song is pretty good!"

"But it's just one word! Just shake it!"

"But I don't know what everyone is like. I listen to this kind of song, and I feel bored after listening to it too much."

"It's not just for you one day. It sounds pretty good at the beginning, but in the later stage, it makes me feel like vomiting."

"No way, what can be done about this?"

"Honestly speaking, among the top ten music, except Yu Wei's four, among the other six, I can only listen to the songs of the other three heavenly kings and queens. To be honest, each of them has one song, which is top-notch. But Yu Wei, a pervert, actually sings four songs by himself!"

"So what if you can listen to it repeatedly, this is not the first..."

"I don't know how Yu Wei will evaluate it?"

"When I'm curious now, are the original and original singers of this song watching this live broadcast? Do they expect Yu Wei, a top song father, to give an evaluation?"

"Everyone in the circle is looking forward to it!"

"Okay, okay, I don't know why looking at Yu Wei's expression, I thought of a word - constipation..."

"What will Yu Wei say? (Expectation)"

……

"Uh..." Yu Wei pondered for a long time. Originally, what he wanted to say directly was that this was a pile of rubbish.

But I think I still have to give Douyin some face, and this song has been popular before, which means that there are still people who like it, and some like it means that it has the value of existence.

It cannot be killed directly with one shot.

After combining words in his head, Yu Wei said:

"For this song, we can only say that its existence is reasonable. Otherwise, let's talk about some music theory knowledge. Don't worry, it won't be too profound. Everyone who is watching the live broadcast doesn't have to quit, just add a little knowledge base."

"A song consists of lyrics, composition, and arrangement."

"As for whether this song is good or not, we need to look at the arrangement of this song. Composition is just a keynote. Composition is very important, but if you want your most important thing to play its due role, then you You need to compose."

"The arrangement of this song, I, uh... You can refer to the song "Encounter", "Encounter", my theme keynote is piano, you can definitely hear it, and this song is not ordinary, electronic The musical instruments are piled up directly, they are very burning, and the sound of the drum kit is booming, but... let’s not talk about it, everyone can compare it.”

"Secondly, back to composition. I just listened to the chords of this song, and it is similar to the song I gave to my daughter-in-law for the first time."

Ye Mengjie listened to Yu Wei dissing herself suddenly, and the fox looked at Yu Wei innocently and said, "Why?"

"You must have heard it just now, don't be a vase, talk about the chords of the song you just heard."

"Uh... 4536251." Ye Mengjie said speechlessly.

Do you need to say the chords of this song?

I don't even bother to listen to mass-produced things!
And can't you hear it?

Listening to a song like this will directly lower your creative level for three years...

Yu Wei nodded and continued: "In song creation, there is a kind of chord called Canon chord. To put it simply, I play a piece of music at random, and then add this chord to it. Dogs can play it well!"

"As for this song, we don't need to say anything more, the chords I just mentioned are not added, eh!"

"By the way, there are also lyrics...the lyrics...I think my lyrics are pretty good, this song...Come on!"

"In the end, for me, everyone has different aesthetics, and I can write any of these songs, so let's listen to other songs!"

As soon as Yu Wei closed his words, sensible netizens directly helped Yu Wei translate.

"I feel that Yu Wei is cursing, but I have no evidence..."

"Is there any evidence for this?"

"After hearing Yu Wei's words, I couldn't sleep anyway. I got up from the bed in the middle of the night and read Yu Wei's words carefully many times. Come to think of it—this song is rubbish!!”

"When you quit the literary world, teacher, I strongly opposed it!"

"I feel that Yu Wei has held back a lot. For a top Qu father, asking him to comment on such a song and put it in the hands of other Qu fathers is just a start, full of scolding!"

"I feel that I can translate Yu Wei's words. First, Yu Wei put forward the music theory, which proved that this song has no music theory. The arrangement of the song is like shit!
Then I talked about the lyrics. For the man who has won two best lyricists in contact, we normal people don’t feel such lyrics, let alone Yu Wei. I’ve heard lyrics like “I’m always in a commotion” and “The blue sky is waiting for misty rain, and I’m waiting for you”, there probably won’t be anyone else.
In the end, Yu Wei also talked about the chords in the composition. Yu Wei said, Canon chords, and then said that it is good to play for dogs. Not as good! "

"Damn it! Why do you have so many words?"

"You have a lot of words, listen to you!"

"Damn it! Are you Yu Wei's trumpet! You are Yu Wei's real body, right?"

"Yu Wei: I didn't say what you said! Don't blame me! I didn't curse anyone!"

"Laughing to death, 6!"

"Looking at Yu Wei's distressed expression, we can see how much hard brainstorming Yu Wei has put in to change these words that look like shit into such a long sentence."

"I can only say that Yu Wei is really too gentle! I cried to death!"

……

Next, Yu Wei's performance was still normal, and he finished evaluating all the remaining songs.

how to say.

Yu Wei felt that he was leading in the wrong direction, or that the Chinese music scene was already beginning to decline?

What kind of songs are these!

The vibrato-popular songs, except for the three kings and queens, are all of the same type, with a simple rhythm, only the chorus can be heard, and the saliva, and no matter what kind, the lyrics are all rubbish! !

Chunchun was born for rhyming and brainwashing.

And what makes Yu Wei most angry is that there is a song composition in it, which is actually adapted by buying foreign music? ?

Helpless, only the word helpless spread in Yu Wei's heart...

At the same time, Yu Wei felt for the first time that he didn't want to use his brain anymore. Swearing is easy, but if you have to turn a corner and swear, I really don't know what the big writers did in the past. It's too tiring!
At least for these three days, I won't use my brain anymore, the kind that doesn't move at all! (sure)
Then today's live broadcast is about to come to an end.

The live broadcast lasted for about three hours, and the number of online live broadcast viewers basically remained at 1000 million, and the highest number reached nearly 2500 million!

It can be said that at that time, everyone who watched the live broadcast on Douyin was here to watch Yu Wei's live broadcast.

This is just one platform, if all platforms are added together, tsk tsk!

Unbelievable numbers, but I believe that after today's live broadcast, Douyin will at least spread the content of Yu Wei's live broadcast for three days.

Because at the beginning of today, Yu Wei's talent but no virtue, the effect of the live broadcast exploded. In the later interview, he racked his brains to come up with a few sentences, which was very funny. Of course, today's interview should probably cause Chinese music reflect on it.

At the very least, it is impossible for Yu Wei to lead the Chinese music scene all the time, the disciples and grandchildren behind must keep up!

I gave so many themes and created so many new things at the same time, so I didn't stick to the tradition all the time.

You can't live beyond the past!

Of course, these later words will be reserved for future discussions!
Of course, taking advantage of the past few years, Yu Wei intends to do his best to do something.

Then you can consider retirement?

……

At the end of the live broadcast, I didn't plan to, I planned to watch the barrage and answer questions, but at the end.

Yu Wei suddenly planned that otherwise...

Yu Wei thought for a while, and said to everyone: "Today, the last session was originally scheduled to watch everyone's barrage and answer everyone's questions, but in the end I thought, or I will give you a different way to repay everyone."

Everyone was very puzzled when they heard Yu Wei's words. How will Yu Wei repay?

Be a cow or a horse?

But clearly not this.

After Yu Wei said this, the live broadcast ended directly.

The reason why Yu Wei said this is also very simple. Yu Wei sees that Douyin is full of songs, and the top song is the top song, so he should also make a top song.

Anyway, I played too much with you Huniu these days, and my waist feels a little sore, so I won't have any sex tonight.

Just spend two hours to come up with a song.

And the song Yu Wei chose today is the brainwashing Divine Comedy from Yu Wei's hometown in his previous life, and it is also known as the Divine Comedy for Square Dance.

This song has a kind of magic power, the soil is the tide to the extreme!

Isn't that just brainwashing?

Isn't "Love Into Fire" brainwashing?
Of course Yu Wei will definitely not sing by himself.

In Yu Wei's heart, he already has a personality, which is an affectionate male singer.

Of course you can’t sing this kind of earthy song by yourself~!

Throw it directly to the people in the company to sing.

……

The next day, this afternoon, "Love Into Fire" composed by Yu Wei was won by a homeless singer group who had just signed a contract with Giant Entertainment.

Then it took two hours to finish the recording that day. After all, this song is not difficult. Singing skills and emotional expression are not that important. Brainwashing is just right!
And this kind of brainwashing song must be used in conjunction with the MV. To be honest, Yu Wei, a lazy critic, has never

As for the MV, Yu Wei directly gave a script, and they finished the MV in only 10 minutes, after all, it was too simple.

No arrangement is required.

But it turns out that TuHai does have a market.

After seeing the song released today, everyone knows what Yu Wei meant at the end of last night's live broadcast.

It turns out that Yu Wei made a song directly?

Or what is it called Love Into Fire?

Everyone was happy to see the name.

On Yu Wei's Weibo, many people didn't listen to it and began to ask Yu Wei, what type of song is this?
Yu Wei is also a rare log on Weibo today, intending to reply to his fans.

Today Yu Wei looked at the speeches of so many fans on Weibo, and replied one by one.

Anyway, everyone is mainly focused on the question of why he released a song today, and Yu Wei is also tired and idle.

Copy and paste, and reply to everyone soon.

The outline of Yu Wei's reply this time - the songs everyone listened to yesterday were all earthy songs, and I should do it myself to prove my point of view, these songs can be written by anyone!
Do not!
Write whatever you want!
Can write without hands!
Isn't that just brainwashing?

Who wouldn't?
Add some DJ and shake hard~
Everyone was ecstatic when they saw Yu Wei's words. Isn't it Yu Wei's new song? As far as Yu Wei said, this song is also a very hilarious song. Everyone poured into this song without thinking.

Going to listen.

And it turns out that this song is indeed brainwashing.

Everyone listened to this song for the first time, listening to this rhythm, inexplicably began to shake their heads, and immediately, an unknown number of short video creators began to use this song as BGM.

This song--

"Do you ever remember each other's faces

your love flows in your eyes
love it ripples like fire
my heart is already crazy for you
Love is like fire burning and colliding
A beating heart is love like a fire!"

The lyrics of this part directly swept the entire Douyin!

At first, he was a game anchor, and then he began to spread in various cross-dressing videos.

The whole Douyin began to spread the song "Love Like Fire".

Too brainwashed, many music critics even started to comment.

We have to be thankful that what Yu Wei first came into contact with was classical pop, and POP with deep lyrics. Once Yu Wei was first contacted with this kind of DJ rock.

The Chinese music scene is abolished.

It's completely useless, any song written by tm is so brainwashed, if he specializes in this, it will take Yu Wei a year to write these songs with his terrifying and wonderful talent.

Play shit.

The Internet is absolutely full of dirt!

And Yu Wei doesn't care about this, Yu Wei started to get busy with business, which is another key to boost the box office of "Let the Bullets Fly" - ghosts and animals.