Quick Transmigration Goblin: Don't tease, the villain is turning black

Chapter 858 [Extra: Family Variety Show 2]

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Xiaoyouzi took out an exercise book.

"Mum, I still have a few questions for the homework assigned by Teacher Zhang. Please help me."

[Recording a variety show with homework, as expected of my pomelo treasure, sweeping the air]

[Almost forgot that my Yubao successfully skipped a grade, and is now a sixth grader with a red scarf]

[Fuck, sixth grade?Who learns calculus in sixth grade! 】

【? ? ? ? 】

[Fuck, it’s really calculus]

Quan Jiu knew what his son was thinking, so he glanced at the director.

The director received the signal and explained aloud: "The program group does not mandate the division of labor for each family."

The implication is, what do you like.

Finally, Feng Zui boarded the fishing boat with Xiaoyuzi, while Quan Jiu stayed on the shore.

Guests from the other three groups also boarded the ship one after another.

The small fishing boat was exposed to the sun in the sea, and the scorching light made people's skin red. As a big star, how many people have ever suffered from this kind of suffering?

He Yun hurriedly hid in the cabin, the cabin was facing the coastline, she turned her head and caught a glimpse of sitting under the sun umbrella, blowing the fan leisurely, eating iced watermelon wine, she made a wry smile silently, and turned her head to face Zhou Porridge and Jin Rong. look.

The three women all saw the envy in each other's eyes, so they had fun and laughed out loud.

Jin Rong involuntarily said with emotion: "It's the first time I've seen such a sensible child as Xiaoyouzi."

The other three groups of families who go fishing are husband and wife teams who choose to leave their children on shore, but Quanjiu's family is a father-son team.

Cha Zhonghai sat down beside his wife, and said with a smile, "When Nana grows up, let her watch this episode back and know how hard it is for her mother."

Jin Rong was only envious of her, she was reluctant to let her go out to sea for the delicate skin and tender flesh of her little padded jacket.

Zhou Conge glanced at Xiao Youzi, who was obediently standing next to the fisherman. They were both sons, and Zou Tong and Xiao Youzi were about the same age. She couldn't help but compare the two.

Xiaoyouzi faced the rippling sea, and the wind above his head held an umbrella for him:
"Mommy likes whitebait and king crab."

Feng Zui looked calm: "Then get a little more."

The calm tone made the boatman laugh: "Young man, fishing depends on luck."

Whitebait and king crab are not easy to catch due to their high price and low quantity.

Feng Zui didn't speak, just stood by the fence, watching the surrounding staff set fishing nets.

Little Yuzi was lying on the fence with excitement in his eyes.

His dad said yes, and it was true.

At any rate, it is to deter the Demon Lord of the Six Realms, not to mention suppressing the fish in this sea area, even if it teleports from the South Pole to the North Pole, it will only take three seconds.

"Youyou, the sun is too strong outside, you and your father can come in and hide for a while."

He Yun looked at the two people who had not entered the cabin, and said.

Xiaoyouzi politely declined with a smile: "Thank you, Aunt He, I want to learn fishing from the captain uncle, and come in when I learn it."

To him, this sun is almost equal to nothing.

He Yun was taken aback, she didn't expect the child to be so eager to learn, and she wanted to learn to fish even in the sun, she instinctively looked at Feng Zui, thinking of asking the child's father to persuade him.

Fengzui's black eyes are indifferent and thick, his lips curled up, but there is no smile in his eyes:
"It's okay, he's used to rough skin and thick flesh since he was a child."

The man's voice is deep and deep, but there is a sense of distance for no reason.

Zou Shuyang couldn't help but take another look at Feng Zui. He always felt that the person in front of him looked familiar. After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't remember it, so he could only give up.

Zhou Conge chatted and said, "What does Mr. Feng do?"

Feng Zui: "A little business."

"So he's a businessman." Zhou Congee nodded secretly.

She has seen most of the business giants at home and abroad, and the one in front of her is very young, so she is not a big shot.

After 15 minutes, the boatman and Xiaoyouzi collected the nets together. Looking at the king crabs and whitebait, which accounted for 80.00% of the total number, the boatman was dumbfounded for the first time in [-] years of fishing.

"This, this is too exaggerated..."

He looked at the camera crew, and for a moment, he suspected that the program crew deliberately let people into the water to operate secretly in order to create a program effect.

Little did he know that the director team was even more confused than him.

"How did you do it?"

Zou Shuyang had seen strong winds and waves, but he was surprised for a moment, then calmed down, and also suspected that the program crew was behind it.

Feng Zui reckoned that enough was enough, slightly hooked the tip of his index finger, relieved his strength, and looked back at the camera:

"Half of king crab is steamed and half is stir-fried."

The director met the man's deep black eyes, breathed for no reason, and nodded instinctively. After clicking, he realized that he was in the monitoring room, and he couldn't see him even after clicking.

Xiaoyouzi frowned: "I want to eat garlic flavor."

Feng Zui looked at the collagen powder on his face, and his thin lips moved slightly:

"I'm only responsible for your mommy."

……

Back on the shore again, the staff counted the fishing results of each family and classified them in order according to the species.

"This is oyster, this is oyster, this is Pipi shrimp, this is moray eel... As for the rest, I'm not sure..."

Zou Shuyang frowned, barely identifying seventeen kinds of seafood and plants.

"The Best Actor Zou is still the best. My family is useless, so he got ten correct answers."

Jin Rong glared at Lin Haifeng, who spread his hands and replied with an expression of "wife, I am also helpless".

"Ten is fine, my family only has eight." He Yun said.

They are all masters who can only eat but will not recognize.

Everyone looked at each other and smiled, and at the same time they looked at the still-unmoving No. 4 family, only to find that Feng Zui, who was supposed to count the harvest, was bowing his head and whispering to Quan Jiu, not knowing what he was talking about. It can be felt that the contours of his facial features have softened a lot.

Xiaoyouzi, who took care of the house alone, kept talking to the director team: "This is hairy crab, sea fungus, braided fish, sea crucian carp, hairtail, yellow croaker, stick fish..."

The little guy read more than forty scientific names in one breath, looked at the last creature, and looked back at Feng Zui.

"what is this?"

Feng Zui glanced lightly: "Sea Hare."

After the words fell, the audience across the country clearly saw the red and white transparent object shake violently through the lens.

Little Grapefruit: "..."

Hopeless.

His dad even threatened "rabbit".

……

The director team has become numb from the shock at the beginning, and the staff announced with a small speaker, their voices trembling slightly.

"Family No. 4... all correct, a total of 49 species of marine life were identified, and [-] points were awarded."

As soon as the result came out, everyone was stunned. The other three groups of families added up to less than [-] points.

The barrage flew up.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the director team overturned. With one thousand and fifty points the number 4 family can lie down until the end of the show even if they don’t do any tasks in the future】

[Director: Seriously suspect that the program team has mixed in with undercover agents]

[The things caught by fishing are all random. If you want to miss the question, there is no way to miss it in advance. It can only be said that this family has something on them]

[It's so scary, have you ever thought that they can get [-] points because the full score is only [-]...]

【hiss】

【hiss】

【hiss--! 】

[If you don’t understand, just ask, what are the identities of this family of three, are they oceanographers? 】

【Didn't Mr. Feng say he was in business? 】

[Understood, seafood export business]

【Upstairs positive solution】

【Ah... so it's a fish seller? emmm It's not professional discrimination, it's just that Mr. Feng's temperament doesn't match the fish seller (don't scold)...]

[+1, always feels more like a Wall Street elite]

[But the seafood export business is currently in a downturn. No wonder he only dares to talk about doing small business. The company is probably not large.]

【If it was a really rich family, they wouldn't let their son come out to show their faces and make money】

.........

Quan Jiu glanced over the scoreboard, raised his eyelids and glanced at Feng Zui, his eyes were neither salty nor dull.

The "certain culprit" who received the signal put one hand in his pocket, and scratched his nose with the tip of the other finger.

He's done his best.

Quan Jiu smiled innocently at the director team: "I'm sorry, director, I accidentally cleared the level."

Director group: "..."

Versailles!
Absolutely in Versailles!

.........

With so many scenes being filmed, it is impossible for the director to change the rules again, so he can only let this monstrous couple clear the level ahead of time.

And so, this is what happened next——

Family No. 1 braved the scorching sun and salvaged marine debris along the coastline, and Family No. 4 put beer on ice!
Family No. 2 was punished by skydiving, and there were constant screams. Family No. 4 silently took out the grill and fan!
Family No. 3 received a seafood processing task, and they smelled like fish. Family No. 4 was full of food and drink, karaoke and fighting landlords!
【The sense of separation is too strong, one side is survival in the wilderness, and the other side is longing for life.】

[Did Family No. 4 really go to the wrong set? 】

【If there is no script for this variety show, it will be a godsend】

When the variety show finally came to an end, except for Quan Jiu's family, all other families who were glamorous at the beginning were all disheveled.

Zou Shuyang: "Can you have a good meal, director? I only ate one fried rice this day." Because the popularity of the show has risen, the director is also in a good mood, and he is no longer strict: "It has been prepared for a long time."

The process has been completed. Let's have a meal, have a heart-to-heart chat, and sensationalize. This episode of the show is over.
-
Seafood restaurant.

After drinking for three rounds, the distance is shortened.

Zou Shuyang and Lin Haifeng are all old acquaintances in the circle, only Quan Jiu and Feng Zui are unfamiliar faces, and the topic quickly turned to them.

Zou Shuyang respected Xiang Fengzui: "Netizens are guessing that you are in the seafood business."

Feng Zui didn't move, Quan Jiu pinched someone's thigh under the table, and said with a smile, "It's about the same for business."

Feng Zui pursed his lips, and then reluctantly picked up Quan Jiu's glass filled with orange juice and touched Zou Shuyang.

Zou Shuyang: "."

Quan Jiu: "He just took cephalosporin yesterday, forgive me."

He Yun: "That's really not drinkable."

Zhou Porridge didn't expect the couple to be so tight-lipped, and became more curious in his heart, pulling out netizens: "Can't you reveal a little? Netizens are very curious."

Once she opened her mouth, the bullet screens went faster, and they were full of news about the real information of Quan Jiufengzui's third dimension.

Quan Jiu pursed his lips politely, but there was no smile in his eyes: "My husband and I are just amateurs, it's enough to pay attention to my little pomelo."

After finishing speaking, she showed a sincere smile at the camera.

Netizens who were not satisfied with curiosity and were slightly dissatisfied immediately were immediately captured. Delete the barrage that explored three dimensions, and played a row of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lin Haifeng is a fine individual, so he quickly changed the subject:
"Little Yuzi is really sensible. They say that a daughter is a caring little padded jacket for her parents. Little Yuzi belongs to the body armor."

Jin Rong smiled meaningfully, and looked at Quan Jiu: "Seriously, why don't our two make a baby kiss?"

She really couldn't find another good child like Xiaoyouzi.

Quan Jiu: "This kind of thing depends on fate."

Zhou Congee nodded: "This is the first time I've seen such a cute child as Xiaoyouzi. Ms. Quan usually spends a lot of time educating children, right?"

Quan Jiu: "It's okay."

The truth is, she didn't care at all.

Zhou Congee sighed: "What does Ms. Quan do? She shouldn't be busy, right? Occupations like me and Lao Zou usually fly all over the world, so it's hard to spare time to spend with our children."

Quan Jiu: "I don't have any serious work either."

She just hangs up a position and waits for dividends, and hardly goes to the company to deal with things.

"Full-time wife?"

Zhou Congee automatically understood another meaning.

In the business world, there are very few couples who are strong in the workplace, and it is easy to get divorced if they gather less and leave more.

Quan Jiu raised his eyebrows, but didn't refute, since he only saw today, she didn't need to explain her life to the other party.

Everyone chatted for another half an hour, and suddenly the staff of the director's team knocked on the door and came in.

Director: "What's the matter?"

Staff member: "Someone came to Miss Quan outside and said it was her brother..."

Quan Jiu turned off the screen of the phone, and the screen happened to stay on the chat history between her and 001.

[001: Arrived]

The director looked at Quan Jiu.

Quan Jiu: "That's right, they are members of my family. There is something at home, we may have to leave first."

The show was almost done.

Lin Haifeng: "Don't, this pair of chopsticks is not bad. If your brother doesn't mind, you can let him come over to eat together."

Everyone asked to stay, but before Quan Jiu had time to refute, the door of the private room was pushed open.

Two slender and straight figures, one in front and one in the back, entered the room one after another, and the handsome eyebrows and eyes made people instinctively startled.

[What the hell? ? ? ?Where did the two handsome men come from! ! ! 】

[Dog than the program group! !He actually hid someone! ! ! 】

[Sihasha, this suit is under control! 】

The director instinctively asked: "You... are?"

001 ignored the row of cameras, and glanced at Feng Zui who was peeling shrimp for Quan Jiu:
"I'm here to take my sister and nephew home."

The director took an inaudible breath.

Genes are really powerful.

[It turns out that there are many people in a family, and it is true that pomelo is the ugliest...]

[Is it still too late to marry now! ! ! 】

When everyone was completely immersed in the double kill of 001 and Mr. Zero's appearance, Zou Shuyang stood up in shock: "...have I seen you somewhere?"

Only then did 001 turn his eyes to others, and his tone was light:
"Maybe I made a mistake, my public face."

Zou Shuyang: "..."

director:"………"

Barrage:"………"

Let's just say that the main thing is humor.

When 001 picked up the person and was about to leave, Zou Shuyang suddenly slapped his head:
"I remember!"

director:"??"

Zou Shuyang: "Last month, he seemed to be present at the Star Harbor cruise party..."

He spoke more and more quietly.

"It seems that someone said that he is a senior executive of the organizer."

Lin Haifeng: "???"

He turned around in astonishment: "Do you know who the organizer of that party is?"

"Who?"

Lin Haifeng spat out a thunderous group name, not only Zou Shuyang, but also the staff and audience reacted.

The barrage was quiet for a few seconds before jumping again at a crazier speed.

.........

Quan Jiu: "You usually show up in business occasions, but after a short time today, netizens will be able to find out your identity."

001 walked in a suit and leather shoes, "It doesn't matter."

Quan Jiu raised his eyebrows: "Why are you suddenly so high-profile today?"

001: "Don't ask unnutritious words."

Before Quan Jiu could utter a sound, Feng Zui frowned in displeasure, and in the next second, a huge boulder appeared out of thin air under 001's feet.

If you were an ordinary person, if you didn't react in time, you would stumble directly.

001 dodged flexibly, and raised his eyes to stare at Feng Zui: "The majestic Demon Lord, only come to Yin?"

Feng Zui: "Speak politely to my wife."

001 laughed angrily, and just as he was about to make a move, a green vine quietly wrapped around his wind-drunk calf.

Quan Jiu ignored Xiao Tengzi, and yawned lazily: "Why don't you stay here and fight, and I will accompany Xiao Yuzi home to celebrate her birthday first?"

Xiaoyouzi told the news like a grown-up: "Little uncle watched the live broadcast of the show on the way here."

The reason for being high-profile is that if you are dissatisfied with Zhou Congee, you will support Quan Jiu.

Quan Jiu led him by the hand and walked in front: "I know, but your little uncle has a thin skin, and if Mommy said it directly, he would feel uncomfortable again."

Little Youzi was thoughtful: "Oh, I understand, then I won't expose little uncle next time."

001 who was about to fight: "..."

You get a shit.

The man's face was slightly stiff, but the corner of Master Ling's mouth was a little darker:

"There's still cake at home that hasn't been cut yet."

001 glanced at Feng Zui, and finally ranked Qingsheng first.

……

"Little uncle, some people say you are a tearing man, what is a tearing man?"

On the second day after the identity of 001 was stripped, Xiaoyouzi lay on the sofa in the living room, propped her face with her hands, and read Weibo comments.

001 was holding a brush to smooth the husky's fur, he was too lazy to pay attention to the boring behavior of the netizens, and dismissed without looking back:
"Ask your uncle."

Little Yuzu looked curiously at Mr. Zero.

Mr. Ling, who was writing a letter in his white robe, paused for a second when he heard the words, and then he paused for two seconds, with a slight gentle arc drawn at the corner of his mouth.

With a gentle voice, he said in a deep voice:
"It means to praise your little uncle for his good looks."

Now the person who stopped was replaced by 001.

…………

The author's words:
All the daily episodes are over here. Thank you for your company and support along the way. The new book will be released next week without any accidents. Next week at the latest. ~

(End of this chapter)