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Chapter 340 Puma Advertisement (can be skipped, daily transition)

Since 1998.

Among the sports brands, Adidas is the biggest winner of the Champions League. They have become the sponsor of the championship team nine times.

Ranked No.2 is Nike: seven times.

Reebok, Carmel, and Umbro once each.

What about Puma?
zero times.

In the 2013 Champions League final, Dortmund they sponsored finally became the runner-up.

The person in charge of Puma, Gulden, feels bitter.

In the European Cup last year, the jerseys of the teams they sponsored always appeared to be torn during the game. France VS Switzerland, and the clothes of five Swiss players were torn.

"Wish Puma didn't make condoms."

The phrase went viral last summer.

Even the news that Bolt became the lifelong spokesperson of Puma was covered up.

Bavaria.

The snow melted, and the spring was full of joy.

Looking at the idyllic scenery outside the car window, the little assistant said with emotion: "This season is the most suitable for dating girls."

Li Kang nodded, staring at the tablet.

What is playing on the screen is not the game video, but the 1983 Puma classic advertisement: Bailey and Honggu.

It is the Hong Gu in "No matter how fat you are, you can't be Fa Ge, no matter how popular you are, Hong Gu".

In the picture, the 43-year-old Bailey is chasing the young and beautiful Honggu with smooth skin, black hair and youthful atmosphere on the runway. Within a few seconds, the first-generation football champion caught up with the Xiangjiang actress.

At the end of the ad, there is also a photo of Bailey's "Princess Hug" Honggu.

The little assistant said: "At that time, European stars were more willing to sign with Nike and Adidas, but Puma could only shift the spokesperson target to Africa, Asia, and America."

Swipe the screen.

In 1987, the 27-year-old Honggu wore a black dress, which was more mature and charming, with a variety of styles. The dress quietly changed into a Puma denim suit. The sexy and provocative touching movements were full of wild taste.

Swipe the screen again.

In 1990, when the sun was setting, on a slope near the Egyptian pyramids, a man with bursting muscles supported a large stone pillar and kept hoeing.
At the beginning of this period, the style of Puma advertisements gradually became weird.
It wasn't until 2002, when the 16-year-old Bolt was signed, that the ad theme got back on track.

two hours later.

Li Kang and his assistant arrived at the shooting base of Puma headquarters.

Gulden greeted him warmly, with quick steps, arms outstretched, and a hug.

"Good friends from afar! Let me introduce you. Well, you don't need my introduction!"

not far away.

Griezmann forced a smile on his face.

Aguero smiled brightly.

Royce took the initiative to raise his hand to say hello.

There is also a defensive superstar with a receding hairline, Godin!

If you like to watch funny and famous scenes in La Liga, you will definitely be familiar with this Atletico Madrid iron guard.

'Godin and Messi sync up.gif'

'Godin was beaten by three punches.gif'

The little assistant didn't focus on these stars, but stared blankly at a black woman, and exclaimed: "Rihanna!"

The other party kept a straight face and did not respond.

Rihanna is a Barbadian, a famous female singer.

As of 2016, she has 14 number one singles on the North American Billboard chart.

Relevant data show that since 2014, her influence has helped Puma seize most of the global sales share.

Griezmann sniffled and stepped aside in disgust.

He doesn't like Asians and blacks.

Aguero doesn't like black people.

Godin didn't like black women.

Only Royce and Rihanna exchanged a few words.

The agents of the stars are actively communicating.

The bearded director held the script in his left hand, scratched his back with his right hand, and said to himself in a low voice: "If Puma wants to consider the Asian market, Li's partner should be replaced by an Asian girl. I heard that Asians generally can't distinguish black people." The look of a star."

The work of commercial shooting is very difficult.

Li Kang has never tried to change more than [-] outfits in one day.

Griezmann ended his filming mission early and led his agent to leave early.

Aguero who then left was frowning.

Then came Godin with an unhappy expression.

Only Royce, naturally, and Rihanna did the final part of the ad.

Although Rihanna has a hot temper and a poisonous tongue, she still has a good personality.

four hours later.

Li Kang took the dry towel from the little assistant and wiped off his sweat.

I feel that this commercial shooting is more tiring than playing football.

Fortunately, Arsenal's recent schedule is relatively easy.
The little assistant lowered her voice excitedly: "Li, don't you think Rihanna is beautiful? The perfume on her body is also charming!"

Li Kang hesitated for a moment, but did not immediately give a positive answer.

To be honest, when putting the photos of Morgan Annan Mandela together, he couldn't tell who was who.

Whether it is white or yellow, the visual system of the brain will automatically filter the facial features of black people.

This is based on facts.

For 200 years, when people identified black criminals, innocent little black eggs always took the blame
Only Iman Bowie, who is at the pinnacle of beauty, may be an exception.

Commercial shooting is over.

Royce couldn't help complaining to Gulden about how tight Puma's Dortmund jersey design was.

During the 90-minute game, he always pulled the hem of his clothes and lifted his trousers from time to time to prevent his belly button and buttocks from being exposed. This small action has become a hot topic all over the Internet.

In the confrontation, it is also easy for the opponent to easily pull down the shorts and expose the buttocks.
Gulden showed embarrassment, so he had to agree perfunctorily.

At this stage from 2013 to 16, Puma did have many problems in the design of jerseys.

Rihanna didn't have time to say goodbye to everyone, so she left in a hurry. She was very busy, and she received soft deals for various advertising endorsements. She is also the national treasure and tourism ambassador of Bababis. Unless the advertising partner is James, don't expect her to stop and socialize .

I'm so busy that I don't even have time to release a new album.

The bearded director stood up and patted his butt, took out some Arsenal and Spanish national team jerseys, and ran up to Li Kang excitedly.

The little assistant asked suspiciously, "How many signed jerseys have you bought from Li over the past two years?"

The bearded director shook his head: "It's not enough to distribute to relatives and friends! All my relatives are fans of Li!"

Li Kang did not refuse, took the jersey with a smile, and signed his name.

soon.

Puma's spring fragrance ad is fresh.

That's right.

It's perfume.

The cross-border cooperation between the football superstar and the black female singer instantly detonated the whole Internet.

Accompanied by passionate BGM.

The story unfolds in a bar.

"Gold Rush Cowboy" Griezmann took the initiative to approach Rihanna in a long skirt, trying to strike up a conversation.

Just opened my mouth.

It smoked the black girls back again and again.

The French star looked shocked.

suddenly.

Li Kang, who was dressed as a bartender, took out his perfume and sprayed it on the two of them.
Before Griezmann could react, Rihanna had already approached "gently".

A line of subtitles popped up: 'Puma, let you enjoy the taste of love. '

The screen turns again.

in the cinema.

Aguero in a one-piece shirt, holding popcorn in his hand, with a tangled expression.

Puff~Puff!

Suddenly, there was an embarrassing sound from under the seat.

Rihanna next to her was holding her nose in pain.

The surrounding audience also turned their attention to the Argentine superstar.

awkward.

Aguero's embarrassing expression is more realistic than when he kicked the empty goal.

suddenly.

A head protruded from behind the Argentine superstar. Li Kang, he took out his perfume expressionlessly and sprayed it into the air a few times.

Everyone was relieved, and made a gesture of enjoying the "refreshing".
A line of subtitles floated out: "Puma, resolve all your embarrassments."

The screen turns again.

Godin turned into a gardener, looking at the garden full of flowers and plants with joy.

The "hostess" Rihanna's expression was displeased, and she spread her hands, indicating that something was missing.

Godin looked bewildered.

suddenly.

Li Kang, who was passing by on his bicycle, took out his perfume and sprayed it on the courtyard.

Immediately, densely packed butterflies gathered from all directions.

A line of subtitles floated out: "Puma, the taste from nature."

The last turn of the screen!
cliffs.

Royce, who was wearing denim, gently put his arms around the shoulders of "lover" Rihanna.

A gust of wind blows.

Rihanna's bangs were messy, and her big braid was thrown heavily on Royce's face.

The atmosphere of love disappeared without a trace.

suddenly.

Fly a fighter jet through the sky!

Li Kang, wearing a pilot uniform, sat in the cockpit expressionlessly.

A heart-shaped pattern outlined by exhaust gas suddenly appeared in midair.

"Puma. More than flavor."

BGM fading
The screen fast-forwards crazily, and Li Kang travels through different time and space, playing different roles in different scenes and taking out the perfume bottle again and again.

The number of comments, likes and retweets skyrocketed.
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[I just realized it was a perfume advertisement! 】
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[Puma's advertisements are always incomprehensible. 】
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[I thought Li Mingdeng was going to fall in love with a female celebrity, but it turned out that he was a perfumer in there! 】
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[Puma hacked my brother Griezmann again, how many times is this the first time? 】
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[I heard that Neymar and Suarez are about to become the spokespersons of Puma! 】
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【Have you read the news?Xiao Lizi is the cover star of FIFA2018, look forward to it! 】

(End of this chapter)