Tokyo Girlfriend Guide.

Chapter 270
Under the supervision of Head Sakura, Kyosuke Hojo quickly finished his lunch, and then the three of them walked side by side to the activity room of the Kendo Club.

"As expected of me, what I make is delicious."

"Yeah, Kyosuke-kun's cooking is the best in the world!"

Nitrate nodded heavily, while Yingliang next to her was stuffed with apples, and she was muttering something.

"That's not true. There are many people in front of me, such as Nishinomiya Glass, Okudera Miki, Yukino Baikari..."

Pulling his fingers, Hojo Kyosuke counted carefully, then sighed and said:

"I really envy people who can eat their food every day."

"Why is there no my name! When I was young, Kyosuke, you clearly said that I have a talent for cooking!" Sakura protested.

"If possible, I really want to recall the taste of your dishes, Sakura." Someone sighed.

"Huh?" The girl tilted her head in confusion.

"Master Sakura, how many sets of spare kitchen knives are there in Ruyiliao's kitchen?"

"Of course there are two sets! One set is a spare for active kitchen knives, and the other is a spare for spare kitchen knives. This kind of common recognition is trying to stump me!"

"Wrong, the correct answer is four sets! Sure enough, you are still far behind, Ms. Sakura."

Hojo Kyosuke shook his head helplessly, haven't you heard of it, only the chef can bring happiness to people with a sharp knife in hand.As a chef, it is a serious disqualification to have less knives at home!

His family has not only Chinese kitchen knives that can beat garlic, but also tuna cuts that are more than one meter long, that is, tuna knives.The entire locker was filled with other buffalo knives and long knives of different lengths, all of which were hand-forged by famous knife craftsmen.

After all, the super chef and the peerless sword that blows the hair and cuts the hair are standard equipment, isn't it?

"I'm studying Chinese cuisine, and all I need is a kitchen knife, so two sets of kitchen utensils are enough! So whether I know how many sets of spare knives I have has nothing to do with my cooking skills!"

Sakura retorted vigorously.

"If you're talking about Chinese cuisine, you're talking about the fermented black bean fried rice with a lethal amount of salt in the summer vacation of the fourth grade of elementary school, then I can say delicious with my conscience."

Hojo Kyosuke smiled and joked, Sakura, an idiot, just like his mother, stayed away from the kitchen since he was a child, no matter in her home or his own.Of course, washing dishes is very active, which is worthy of praise.

Even when choosing and washing vegetables, she has to worry about whether she will eat up all the vegetables like a rabbit before they are put into the pot.In Hojo Kyosuke's memory, there are many similar scenes.

I was still preparing dishes in the kitchen, while my mother and Yingliang were choosing dishes in the yard.After waiting for a long time, I didn't receive the prepared vegetables, so I went out to see that two people, one big and one small, were eating a piece of celery, and there were a few stacks of dipping sauces, salt and pepper or mayonnaise on the side.

While chatting about the gossip in the community and school, while eating, it is leisurely.Looking at that happy smiling face and hearing that crisp laughter, all he could do was smile helplessly, and then go back to the kitchen to quickly prepare more side dishes, so that their tea party would be more comfortable.

The education he received in his previous life, and the deep-rooted concept in his head, he should not eat snacks for a period of time before eating.But in the face of these two people, he has nothing to do, they are both girls who live in love.

"Wahhahahaha, Jingjie, you are so stingy, you actually hold grudges!"

Yamauchi Sakura was taken aback for a moment, then recalled and let out a happy laugh.

"Besides, you've hated it since you were a child. You took a bite first, and you lied to me that it tasted good. You didn't spit it out until I ate it. My tongue was still numb even after I rinsed it three times."

It is rare for me to want to cook, so I have reaped such "suffering".After that, of course, you have to stay away from the kitchen. As the saying goes, a truly smart person will not waste his energy in something he is not good at.

"This is to let you know the value of food!"

Hojo Kyosuke spoke plausibly, but it wasn't because of Asashi, he just wanted to play tricks on the idiot Sakura.

"I never had leftovers since I was a child, okay! Every time you make something, I will eat it all! Just like today at noon. Look, I still have an apple in my mouth!"

"That's why you snatched my share of fruit too? Also, don't talk when there is something in your mouth! Be careful to bite your tongue, it will become unpalatable."

"Didn't Kyousuke feel that I'm talking like apples now? Ha~~ Let's smell it again~~"

While talking, Yamauchi Sakura grasped Hojo Kyosuke's sleeve with his right hand, stood on tiptoes and moved his small face closer, letting out a breath every time he said a word.

"Smelly...apple smells like apples, it smells like apples."

Hojo Kyosuke had a conditioned reflex to say that it stinks to death, and then quickly changed his mouth, because what came out of the girl's cute little mouth really smelled like apples.

"Hahahaha~~~"

Laughter came from his left side, and the two noisy people turned their heads away, only to see that Nitzi had hugged his stomach and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and the towering tower in front of him was even more trembling, which looked frightening.

"Nijiang, although there is no one around, I can understand your desire to give benefits to Kyousuke, but let's laugh when we get home~"

Sakura ran from Kyosuke Kitajo's right to Glass's left in a flash, took her arm and laughed.

"I, how can I have it!"

Nitro's fleshy little face was full of powder, and he didn't know whether he was smiling, shy, or both.The corners of his mouth were still trembling from time to time, obviously still holding back his laughter.

Among these people in the family, Ying Lili is the number one pistachio, but she is the kind of passive, completely unaware that she has become a pistachio. Sakura is like the sun, as long as you stay by her side, look at her flawless smiling face, and listen to her undisguised laughter, you will become happy.

As for Kyosuke-kun, as long as he can look at him, even if he doesn't get attention, happiness will continue to flow from the bottom of his heart.

Nitro was caught between the two, even if he didn't want to join the topic, the three began to discuss how Yamauchi Sakura's cooking skills can be ranked in the world.Someone's opinion doesn't matter, because Sakura-sama forcibly declares that in his world, she must be number one, which is the number one law to maintain the stability of the universe.

Talking and laughing all the way, the three of them walked to the entrance of the Kendo department. Before entering, they saw that the door was full of people.

"Get out, Hojo classmate is here." Some people who were blocked outside and couldn't get in quickly shouted to the people in front after seeing Hojo Kyosuke.

Hearing this, the doorway and the people blocking the doorway quickly looked back, and then made way to both sides.

"General Jianhao, why don't you go in?"

Hojo Kyosuke casually asked Zaikiza Yoshiki, his huge size and windbreaker can be said to be 100% conspicuous.

"This one……"

Zaimuza hesitated for a moment, moved closer to Hojo Kyosuke, covered his mouth with the back of his hand, and was about to start a secret conversation.

With a certain person's scanning eyes, naturally he saw Zaimuza's profuse sweat at the first moment, and when the possible smell floated into his nose, he immediately took a step back and motioned for you to just say so.

"Minister, Assistant Chief Yukinoshita held a secret religious ceremony inside. I guess the effect of the ceremony should be to give you the talent for dancing."

Cai Muzuo said mysteriously, with a look of admiration on his face.I don't know whether to admire Yukinoshita Yukino's ability, or to envy Yukinoshita's chuunibyou who can be unscrupulous in school.

"Religious ceremony, secret agreement?" Hojo Kyosuke was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Zaimuza unhappily:

"Also, don't make it sound like I'm hopeless and can only pray to the gods."

To tell you the truth, even the gods can’t do anything about my dancing talent, after all, it’s a curse of the system, he complained in his heart.

After listening to the conversation between the two, Yamauchi Sakura smiled happily, and then stepped forward, exuding the aura of the head of the regiment, and walked forward with the left and right generals.

"What, what is this?"

As soon as he entered the activity room, Sakura couldn't help but opened his mouth and stammered.

In the large activity room, starting from the wall on the left side of the door, one after another is covered with action breakdown diagrams, which circle the activity room completely.The person with red muscle fibers gestured in various strange poses with a blank expression.

No, no face at all.

And that black-haired girl stood in the middle of the activity room, in the middle of all the pictures, with her arms folded in front of her body, looking calmly at the people who hesitated to come in at the door.

It was Yukinoshita Yukino who presided over the secret agreement ceremony in Zai Muzuo's mouth. The air seemed to be full of weird and serious atmosphere, no wonder the people who arrived first were afraid to go in.

"No wonder General Jianhao said it was a religious ceremony. It seems that you, Kyosuke, really drove Xiao Yukino crazy." Sakura said a little dumbfounded.

"What kind of religious ceremony? This is Siguoya, right? Yukinoshita is going to teach me a peerless magical skill called 'Night Lai Wu'."

Hojo Kyosuke complained, glanced around, and after letting the picture "run" in his eyes, he immediately knew what Yukinoshita was doing.

"No, it should be the case seminar of the first investigation section of the Metropolitan Police Department. Those on the wall are simulated criminals. It's quite artistic, committing crimes while dancing."

That's right, if it weren't for the weird feeling added by the red muscles, it would be more like the [-]D animation that the police often use to simulate the actions of prisoners.If this is placed in the world of Conan, it must be a high school girl and a famous detective.

Hojo Kyosuke was also shocked when he complained. Is it necessary for Yukinoshita to do this?
He looked at the pictures around him, looked at the movements that looked like martial arts secrets, and a thought suddenly popped up in his mind-can I ask Yukinoshita to be the 3D of the animation studio in the future?Just take "make the best animation in the world" as the entrusted list, she may even handle animation and photography.

At the first glance, he was sure that these were definitely done by Yukinoshita independently. After all, he is more or less an industry insider, and novice works can still be seen.Coupled with his understanding of Yukinoshita, this person is a paranoid who will regard it as relying on external forces even when paying for other people's services.

In other words, the shocking scene in front of her was all done by herself.

"Why are you still in a daze, hurry up and practice!"

Seeing Kyosuke Hojo standing there stupidly like everyone else after coming, Yukinoshita couldn't help frowning.

"Oh, according to your will, Your Majesty the Pope."

Facing such an upright and inviolable face, Hojo Kyosuke immediately saluted with his right hand on his chest, then turned his head and shouted to the surrounding students:
"This is an exploded diagram of the dance moves prepared by Yukinoshita. You can take a good look and find out the parts you are not proficient in and practice accordingly."

"Action breakdown diagram?"

Zai Muzao screamed, and then his huge body squeezed out of the crowd to the first picture, and began to gesture.

"General Jianhao, you'd better step back. If you practice like this, it will really become a religious ceremony." Hojo Kyosuke shouted, this second disease, every movement has a huge force, it doesn't look like dancing at all, It's totally a dance god.

When the students behind saw this, they also walked in with a smile, and each of them went to the front of the picture to look at it.

And someone naturally came to Yukinoshita to receive special instruction.

"Now that you have figured out what it is, let's start practicing. With your body control ability and IQ, you should be able to learn it with these assistances."

Yukinoshita Yukino motioned around with her chin, and then said in a chilly voice.Although because of her extraordinary beauty and cuteness, she has been used to being watched by everyone since she was a child, but this is the first time that she has regarded herself as a mysterious religious member like today.

If it were another time, the girl would be really interested in running a religion, such as worshiping cat gods and the like.Find a variety of cute cats and let them take turns to be the Pope.Establish their own shrines, secret societies, compile laws and history, and issue mascots and other souvenirs.

As for why cats are the first thing she thinks of when she thinks of religion, it is not because she likes cats herself, but simply because humans have long worshiped cats.This way not only avoids the negative influence brought by stupid religious leaders, but also completely removes humanity, and at the same time brings more possibilities for religion.

This kind of group started from the human heart from the very beginning, and it will be of great help to her research on the art of mastering the human heart.

In the choice of cat Pope, the first must be a cow cat. On the one hand, it is black and white, similar to a panda, and can set the tone for the sect from the very beginning, showing that they are not bound by national boundaries.The second one is the orange cat, which is the most common cat, which can bring a sense of intimacy to ordinary people and increase their identification with the sect.

As for the third... Siamese cat?Or Ragdoll?It's a bit difficult to choose...

Yukinoshita raised his right hand, clenched his fist and put it under his nose, while feeling his own breathing, while thinking without distraction.

"Student Yukinoshita? Yukinoshita!"

Hojo Kyosuke looked at the girl in front of her in bewilderment. From the beginning, she seemed to have entered another world. She didn't know what she was thinking. Anyway, her face turned red, full of love and happiness.

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(End of this chapter)