Tokyo Girlfriend Guide.

"Wow! It's scary, scary, the master of Xiazhiqiu is so scary, she is indeed a strong contender for the position of mistress. It seems that we will have a good relationship with her in the future!
I'm sorry, Ying Lili, I don't mean to betray our friendship, but to take better care of you in the future. "

Looking at Kasumigaoka Shiwa who seemed to be exuding an ominous aura, Momotaro, who was lying on Kato Megumi's lap, shivered, and made a decision with great grief in his heart.It's time to recall the beginning, who brought himself from the pet store to this warm home.is her!The girl with the biggest breasts in the whole family, the master of Kasumigaoka!

"What a coward, Momotaro, how can you take care of the nursing home like this. Give me courage, I expect more from you than that."

Sensing the slight trembling of the dog's head under her hand and making a buzzing sound, Ying Lili couldn't help but knocked Momotaro bitterly.Kyosuke is still counting on Momotaro to act as a biological defense line, it is best to drive out all these women who seem scarier than each other!

Well……

Forget about Xia Zhiqiu, although she doesn't admit it, she has actually given up to herself, so let's leave her for the time being and be responsible for the script of the studio in the future.

"Hey, Kyousuke, what do you think?"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu used her favorite move, after all, she usually doesn't even bother to speak when facing strangers.Although chatting like this once in a while can help to activate the mind, but in the final analysis it is for Hojo Kyosuke.Through his answer, you can evaluate the weight you occupy in his heart.

Just wanted to quarrel with Ying Lili, that idiot thought he liked to play tricks with her, and didn't realize that the balance in Jingsuke's heart had become even.Hearing Kyosuke's ambiguous words, it's really stupid to be triumphant every time as if he has won the victory.

Even I, who was merciful to her, couldn't handle it. If he faced the airport on the second floor, even if he had Kyosuke's side, that idiot and childish ghost would definitely cry every day.So, it's up to you to cut it off.The surplus of the elderly refers to this.

"Well..." Someone looked at Yukinoshita, Yamauchi Sakura beside him, and decided to end the war.

"By the way, what I'm talking about tied up your mouth is not a sex toy. Please go to a regular pet supply store to buy it."

As if suddenly thinking of something, Kasumigaoka tilted his head, his wine red eyes looked playfully at Yukinoshita on the second floor.

Be good, Shi Yu, your fighting power is a bit too strong.Hojo Kyosuke looked sideways, but all eyes could not help but be attracted by the bulging shirt.

"Okay, that's Yingliang's friend, give her some face."

He persuaded, this is the only reason, otherwise, let Senior Shiyu correct her.Hojo Kyosuke has no doubts, with the character of a senior, once he hears Yukinoshita's lofty ideals, he will definitely use it as an attack weapon without thinking.

After all, in normal times, she would be happy to hide the reminder and education of Ying Lili in her poisonous tongue as an elder.The same is true when facing myself, even if I am old enough to be her father, I can still feel the charming charm of Yujie.

"Sakura..."

Hearing this, Kasumigaoka Shiwa looked at the cheerful Yamauchi Sakura.

This guy still doesn't understand what she's thinking at all.Do you raise Gu?How many women does she have to put beside Kyosuke to be satisfied?What do you want Ruyi Liao to look like?
Shaking her head helplessly, she let out a slow breath.He squeezed Hojo Kyosuke's arm again with his chest, then let go and picked up his schoolbag.

Upstairs, Yukinoshita, who was about to analyze and fight back from Kasumigaoka's language trap, shut his mouth unwillingly. The woman's words below sounded harsh, but they were actually not worth mentioning.It's just the simplest way of debating. When you are attacked, you don't refute or justify. You just question the other party's imprecise wording and expression.

Repeat this behavior, and questioning becomes questioning.

Simple and effective means, the more self-righteous the other party is, the more significant the effect will be.It can be said that this is an excellent means to trick the opponent.If you think about it, you can say exactly the same thing, but instead you say "What are you talking about? I can't understand it. Did you say those dirty fantasies again?"

But this is a method suitable for people with low IQs. It has no effect other than winning in words, and it can't change anything. It can't make the other party realize their mistakes and express their beliefs.It can only become an ugly verbal confrontation, no different from those people I hate.

Numerous emotions continued to surge in his mind, Yukinoshita grasped the guardrail with both hands very hard, and the tiny veins under the somewhat transparent white skin were clearly visible.

No matter how much you hate the couple below, you still have to give Yingliang who invited you some face.

However, I'm still so unwilling, damn it!
What the girl named Yukinoshita Yukino doesn't know is that her mood at this time is often seen after a quarrel, no matter whether she wins or loses the quarrel, she will feel that she did not perform well at that time.

But she is still different from that situation, because she had already thought of a way to deal with it when the quarrel was going on, and she couldn't play it well because of other reasons.

But... She turned her head to look at Yamauchi Sakura.

Do you enjoy watching the show so much?

On the other party's small face that never seemed to be hazy, with an undisguised smile, the excitement in his eyes was overflowing, and his hands were tightly clenched, as if he was cheering for himself, and he almost didn't wave the colorful flag up.

The negative emotions in Yukinoshita Yukino's heart are even worse, and she feels that she has become a victim of an illegal animal show.The smile that was as bright as the sun, which she liked very much in the past, is now like a sledgehammer hitting her chest.

"Let's go, let's go and see the fish in the yard. It's super beautiful. It was brought by Ying Lili. I heard that it is a neon koi bred in England."

Seeing that the good show was lonely, Sakura took Yukinoshita's right hand and whispered:
"Xiao Xue is that you like fish so much, you should be very happy to watch it."

"Like cats doesn't mean I like fish! And no one will deliberately bring neon koi to England to breed and sell them back to neon. The origin of koi is also an important part of its worth."

Yukinoshita retorted first, and then sighed helplessly, because she found that a large part of the stagnant air in her chest had dissipated in Yingliang's nonsensical words.

"Welcome home~ Kasumigaoka Shiwa-senpai, this is my friend Yukinoshita Yukino." Sakura Ryotomo walked up to Kasumigaoka on the second floor.

"Ah."

Kasumigaoka first smiled and nodded at Sakura, and then looked at Yukinoshita, the smile on his face instantly turned into a reserved and condescending young lady's smile:

"Welcome to Ruyi Liao, this..."

Pausing slightly, the wine red eyes swept across the flat chest, and the smile on his face was even bigger:

"... Yukinoshita Hirano classmate."

"Calm down, calm down, Xiao Yukino, calm down, Kasumigaoka-senpai has a poisonous tongue, and your aikido can't beat her!"

Sakura pretended to hold Yukinoshita Yukino tightly, and shouted "Hurry up, I can't hold you at all".

Determined, I became a performer used by unscrupulous businessmen for fun.

Feeling the weightless strength on the arm, Yukinoshita looked at Yamauchi Sakura speechlessly, the other party's face was flushed "anxiously", and his acting skills were quite outstanding.

She took a deep breath, then let it out slowly, and looked at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, who was staring at her with her hands folded around her chest:

"I don't like Hojo Kyosuke. I came here only because of Sakura's invitation, so you don't have to act like a rutting animal, acting like your territory has been invaded."

Yes, she clearly knew the crux of the problem, that this fearless and unjust war was unnecessary.So I decided not to pursue the matter of the other party deliberately calling my name wrong for the time being.

"Ah? This... oh, sorry, is it Hirano-san? I don't understand what you're talking about."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was still smiling, in stark contrast to Yukinoshita who had already clenched her teeth.

You know I like Kyosuke?Is there anyone in this room who doesn't know this?Who doesn't like him?As smart as you are, as talkative as you are!
The red-eyed witch thought fiercely in her heart, although Eriri often said that she had a superior posture, but Yukinoshita Yukino in front of her really put herself in a superior position, with a posture that seemed to see through everything , causing embarrassment to those around you.

"Come here, come from the abyss, burning black flames all over, the red-eyed succubus with a super invincible erotic figure, confront the Snow Witch from the extremely cold country, the second round begins!"

Ying Lili, who was sitting on the sofa, had already pulled out a bag of potato chips at some point, and while talking excitedly, she grabbed a large handful and stuffed them into her mouth.In the clear blue eyes, there is an endless thirst for knowledge.

"That~~ Sawamura-san...they are really fine~~"

Megumi Kato was also holding a bag of potato chips, needless to say, it was given to her by Ying Lili. The blond lady is definitely a good friend when it comes to getting along with her friends in daily life, generous and careful.But she didn't open it, because she was about to eat, and if she still ate snacks at home at this time, she would be disgusted by her mother.

"It's okay, it's okay, where is this?"

Ying Lili said nonchalantly, she hasn't done anything yet, and she won't fight with that woman Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu any time.Don't look at that woman with a strong body like a sumo wrestler, but she is completely different from herself. She has never beat herself even when she kicks people under the table!

"Soga~~" Kato Megumi nodded, put the potato chips on the sofa next to him, and continued to stroke Momotaro's dog's head, with a peaceful look.

"No, there is still a problem."

Ying Lili suddenly yelled in a low voice, then turned to look at Hojo Kyosuke next to her:
"Hey, you bastard, how long are you going to stand here, you have to starve me to death to be happy!"

"..."

Hojo Kyosuke glanced at Eriri speechlessly, this guy didn't say that when he took the potato chips he handed her just now, and he didn't have the same attitude when he extended the hand that touched Momotaro to him to wipe her.

Do you think I don't want to see this kind of scene!You know, the only person present who can prevent the tragedy from happening is yourself!If necessary, whether it is a hatchet or a kitchen knife, I dare to go up and block it.

Looking at Ying Lili who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa happily, he shook his head, and threw a thin blanket over the position where his underwear was about to be exposed.

"Sister Kato, would you like me to take you to visit the courtyard?" According to his understanding of Kato Megumi, the other party probably doesn't like such a noisy atmosphere very much.

"Hmm~ I thought about it... I think it's better not to disturb Hojo-san~~" Kato Megumi said, turning his head.

Well, sure enough, everyone likes to watch it, and maybe they will simulate in their hearts what they should do if they are on stage.Kyosuke Hojo, who had been able to understand Megumi Kato a little, keenly read the hidden excitement from that calm tone.

Nodding his head, he hesitated for a while whether he should take away the nitrate who had already returned to the kitchen and was washing the vegetables.But looking at Nitro's hand that had completely stopped, he knew the answer, even such a gentle Nitro likes it.

"Hey? I'm fine, Kato, if you want to go, go." Ying Lili, who didn't know why, persuaded.

"Sawamura-san, actually I have a question~~"

Kato Megumi forcibly started the next topic, saying that it was forced, but with her brisk words without ups and downs, Ying Lili easily entered her rhythm.

"what is the problem?"

"That's right~ Look... Kasumigaoka-senpai used so many adjectives in front of her name, but when it comes to Yukinoshita-san, there are only two simple words~ It always feels a little asymmetrical."

Megumi Kato tilted her head slightly. In fact, what she really found fun was that she didn't expect that Sawamura-san, who looked like an elegant young lady, would actually use such an "unrestrained" sitting posture when she got home, and she could still say that kind of It's like the words of the second disease.

"Forehead……"

Ying Lili, who was chewing potato chips vigorously, stopped her mouth, turned her head and looked at Kato Megumi strangely, stared at it for two seconds, and then lowered her head.

yeah, why?Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, the demon girl, left such a deep impression in my heart?Could it be that he actually cared about her a lot?No, it is absolutely impossible, it must be because she knows too little about Yukinoshita Yukino, if she gets along for a while, at least eighteen different prefixes can be made up for her.

"Listen, Kato, people who are too obsessed with appearances will eventually fall into the abyss. I have seen through the essence of Kasumi Hill, so I will never be deceived by disguise. The number of adjectives is not the point, you have to learn to capture The key to my words!"

She raised her hand to pat Kato Megumi on the shoulder, using this action to strengthen her momentum and persuasiveness, but she looked at the grains of salt on her fingers and decided to give up.

"Hmm~~but ah~ the one who said so many adjectives that I can't grasp the point is you, Sawamura-san~~" Kato Megumi's tone was as calm as ever.

"Forehead……"

As soon as the voice that represented speechlessness came out, Ying Lili had a strong sense of déjà vu, as if she was also speechless by Kato Megumi's words just now.But, something is wrong, isn't Kato a passerby character who will forget his name when he turns his head?How could it be possible to have such a strong ability to complain, this is too out of character!It's almost the same as being yourself!

"Whispering! Don't talk, concentrate on studying... No, concentrate on watching the show!"

"Oh~~Okay~"

Kato Megumi's calmness is the kind that doesn't embarrass anyone in the slightest. Listening to her relaxed voice, anyone can let go of all psychological burdens, and don't worry about whether what they just said will be rude.Of course, Ying Lili's head will not have the leisure to think about this.

Yukinoshita said, "I don't like Hojo Kyosuke, I came here only because of Sakura's invitation, so you don't have to act like a rutting animal, acting like your territory has been invaded.", Kasumi After Zhiqiu used the all-powerful "I don't understand" Dafa.

"However, I'm sure of one thing. Kyosuke doesn't like girls with small breasts. If this is the case, Sawamura-san can testify."

"Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, what are you talking about? Mine is a normal size. Both you and her are too unconventional!" Ying Lili shouted, there were no boys at the scene, and the invisible shackles that bound everyone seemed to be gone. Disappeared in an instant.

"Oh~ I'm sorry, I'm not targeting you." Kasumigaoka Shiyu turned around, and the movement was too big, causing the tower to tremble like a jelly.

"Damn it, that woman!" Ying Lili gritted her teeth, and then inadvertently looked at Kato Megumi next to her.

Hmph, I can surpass you in no time!

"Ugh--"

Yukinoshita let out a long breath, ignoring Yamauchi Sakura who was watching the theater beside him, and said to Kasumigaoka Shiwa:
"Miss Xiazhiqiu, do you know that only immature people are like this, desperately trying to find someone to quarrel with, it seems to be full of momentum, but in fact it is just to cover up her inner anxiety.

For such a person, apart from feeling sorry for her weak heart, I have no other thoughts.Arguing with such a person makes me feel like I'm giving myself up and putting myself in an ugly position.

Indecent, very indecent. "

Yukinoshita Yukino showed no expression on her fair face, and there was pity in her pale blue eyes.As mentioned earlier, the "I don't understand" Dafa of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu has an excellent effect on people with high self-esteem. In addition, the other party can mistake their own name to provoke.

It can be confirmed that this woman regards herself as the kind of ignorant, fearless and self-important person.That being the case, just as she wished, stand in a place that she will never be able to reach, show her compassion, and make her feel ashamed in front of herself.

"The Snow Witch from the absolutely icy northern country sent a righteous blow from an unimaginable angle! This is the ultimate unparalleled skill!" An unknown voice commented.

"But, you who said you don't like Hojo Kyosuke, you came to his house in the second week of school."

On Kasumigaoka Shiyu's delicate and full face, there is still a reserved and elegant bright smile.She is a girl who picks her nose in her own way when giving speeches in the whole school, how could she be stumped by such a sentence.

"Oops, the abyss succubus who never knew what shame is, once again used the super ultimate kill that the Snow Witch is absolutely unstoppable! This is an unavoidable fact no matter what reason is used!"

The sonorous and forceful commentary was clearly transmitted to the second floor. Apparently, a certain blond lady also thought it was a very powerful attack. If she was really the referee, this sentence alone was enough for her to make a verdict.

Kato Megumi turned her head to the side, looked at Eiriri who still thought she was whispering, and began to wonder if she also fit what Kasumigaoka-senpai said.

In my case, Hojo-san has been to my house long ago, but he just didn’t enter the door. From this point of view, although he was invited by Sakura, it can be regarded as a "return visit" to Hojo-san?
Um~ um~ Sure enough, I'm not talking about myself.

The bob-haired girl happily erased this little episode from her heart, leaving no traces as always, so that it would not affect her relationship with Sakura, Hojo-san, Sawamura-san...they in the slightest.

Yes, this is the brilliance of the girl named Kato Megumi's way of life.Like Yukinoshita who was walking on the stairs, although she didn't need to think about it, she knew that she was much stronger than herself, but this sentence had a greater impact on her than herself.Afterwards, I might even take my anger out on Hojo-san.

Don't leave traces in other people's hearts, and don't let other people's things leave traces in your own heart, it's not just for the purpose of invisibility~~
... Are there any normal people in this family?

Yukinoshita closed her eyes slightly and sighed in pain.Sure enough, those who gathered around Kyosuke Hojo were a group of hopeless people.

No medicine, no medicine to save...Damn it, have you been infected by Sakura?Actually learned to make this kind of "magic" joke.

The Lady Justice's chest was hit again with a sledgehammer, this time it was her own conscience that attacked her.She can't make fun of her own death like Yamauchi Sakura.

"Let's go and see the neon koi bred in England."

Pointless, pointless arguing is a waste of life.It is because of such people that the world becomes so inexplicable.

"Okay ok~~"

The eye-opening Yingliang replied happily, and then waved briskly to Kasumigaoka Shiyu, signaling to see you at the dinner table later.The latter had an elegant smile on his face, moved his slender black silk legs, walked to the door gracefully, twisted the lock gracefully, gracefully...

victory!

The moment he entered the door, the corners of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's mouth curled up in an elegant arc, and a glamorous brilliance flashed across his wine red eyes.

"Shi ma tta (bad)! The worst result has happened. The already mighty abyss succubus, after defeating the snow witch in the far north country, the arrogant black flame will burn even more violently!"

Someone immersed in the commentary and unable to extricate himself, like the narration that appeared at the end of the movie, expressed concern for the future of the world.

"Hey~ It turns out that the pitch-black flames are related to emotions... I didn't expect such a setting to exist, it's amazing~~"

Megumin Kato whispered the real whisper, because Sakura and Yukinoshita were almost walking in front of them.

Yukinoshita looked at the blond girl who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, and couldn't bear to look straight at her, feeling more and more painful.When she saw the portrait in the room, she asked whose work it was.Then Yamauchi Sakura told her that it was a well-bred English lady.Not only is she outrageously gorgeous in appearance, but her talent perfectly matches the excellent person she says she is.

just now……

Didn't her diplomat father teach her that the standard of whispering is to make the person unable to hear it?Or is it that she, like Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, is a person with a bad taste, deliberately provoking herself with this kind of behavior?

"Yo, Megumi, you're here~ I'm sorry, I didn't entertain you at the first time." Sakura held Yukinoshita with one arm, and waved at Kato Megumi with the other.

"Hmm~"

The bob-headed girl shook her head:
"Sawamura-san is taking care of me~"

Hearing this voice, Yukinoshita was startled immediately.The speaker, whom she hadn't noticed before, seemed to come alive suddenly from a still background.In other words, it is a wax figure in a wax museum, and the base under its feet suddenly becomes a person.

"Excuse me, Yinglili~"

"There's no need to thank you for this kind of thing."

"Yeah, yes~hahaha~"

Smiling, Yingliang introduced the three of them.

"Xue Nai, those koi were brought by Ying Lili from her home. They used to live in the super big old Furukawa garden. She also drew diagrams by the pool to ensure that you can recognize each fish!"

"That's right, after looking at my paintings, anyone can accurately identify the name of each fish, just like Momotaro! Hui, you can come and see together, even Kyosuke said that these fish are super beautiful. "One Punch Man The fish-headed monster in Episode No.15 of "was drawn with General Bubble as the prototype."

Eiriri stood up and greeted Kato Megumi, and the address changed from "Kato" to "Megumi" unconsciously, which was quite smooth and natural.

"Hmm~~" Kato Megumi agreed briskly, smiled at Yingliang, and hurriedly followed behind Yinglili.

"Fish, name? Fish have a name?"

Yukinoshita turned his head to look at Sakura Yamauchi, feeling more and more that the world has become magical since he stepped into this house named "Ruyi Liao".

"Could it be Sawamura-san's family tradition to name fish?"